You know those times when you just want to disappear? Well that's how I feel right now. I just want to go away, but I can't do that so I'm stuck with this problem of explaining why there are twelve mares in my house to my friend Slater. I was still in my room both Slater and Celestia looking at each other.

"Want to explain Max?" Slater said as I turned to look at him.

"Fine alright. So three days ago I got home from work and I went up to my door to unlock it, but before I did I heard a loud bang inside my house so I listened before I walked in. Next heard multiple female voices so I went in. That's when I meet them, and they have been living here ever since." I said and sat down out of breath.

"Well thanks for explaining bro." Slater said as he looked back over to Celestia. "I'm not really into all that royalty shit, so I'm not taking a knee." Slater said as he left the room and went downstairs.

"What does he mean?" Celestia asked me.

"Oh he just doesn't like feeling lower than others. If you know where I'm getting at." I said as I went back downstairs.

I walked to my kitchen and was then hit with screaming. I looked around to see ponies looking me with huge smiles. There was cake and a banner on my wall that said Congratulations Max!

"Ok what the what now?" I said as I looked around.

"It's a party for you!" Pinkie Pie said as she smacked a party hat and a noise maker on me.

"Ok, why are you throwing a party for me?" I asked them.

"Because you and my sister dating." Luna said as she hugged me.

"Can't breathe." I said.

"Oh sorry." She let go and went to sit down next to Slater who was watching my TV. Celestia came into the kitchen and smiled at me. I smiled back and sat down.

The party didn't last to long. Most likely a couple of hours. We danced a little. Ate all of the cake. Just hung out really. Luna and Slater seemed to hit it off good. Some of the ponies asked him about life on earth. I soon fixed that because Slater isn't the best guy to talk to about life on earth. If you can guess. Soon almost everypony calmed down and were either watching TV or going upstairs to bed.

Celestia and I went upstairs to go to bed with some of the others. I told Slater when he leaves to lock my door. I was just hoping he wasn't going to spend the night. I soon got to my room and got into bed with the others and was quickly taken over by sleep.
I woke up to daylight on my face. I covered my eyes with the sheets and tried going back to sleep. I was almost asleep when I heard loud banging and shouting. I shot up to see Slater in my room hitting a pot with a wooden spoon and shouting.

"Come on come on wake up! Let's go let's go! Get moving!" He said as he banged louder.

"Hey they hell man?" I asked him as my eyes adjusted to the sunlight.

"Hey ponies wanted to know how we humans wake up other humans when they don't get up." Slater said as he banged it again right in my ear.

"What are you talking about?" I asked shoving him away and getting out of bed. I still had my clothes on so I didn't need to get dressed.

"Well first Celestia tried waking you up, but you didn't wake up, so then the others tried and you still didn't wake up. So they went downstairs and woke me up, oh by the way I stayed the night. Anyways they asked me how to wake you up so I showed them." Slater finished as we walked downstairs and into the kitchen.

I was a little pissed that he spent the night without asking, but he got to my house in my car and his house is on the other side of town. So I soon got over it. In the kitchen only Spitfire and Rainbow Dash where there just chatting it up. I turned on my coffee maker and got it ready to make my coffee. As it was heating up I walked to the fridge and got out the eggs and two frying pans and put them on the stove.

"Don't worry it's like two 'o clock in the afternoon. So I made them breakfast, and yes I know they're vegetarian so I cooked up eggs with a side of salad." Slater said as he went out of the kitchen and headed for the living room. I started putting things back as my coffee maker went off.

After I got my coffee I went to the living where almost everypony was including Slater. I sat down on the couch as looked to see what they were watching. They were watching Too Cute on Animal Planet. Every time a kitten or puppy flashed on the TV. Fluttershy would inch slightly closer to the TV. Eyes huge and locked on to the animals on the TV screen. The others seemed to enjoy it as well, but not as much as Fluttershy.

We sat there for a bit watching what seemed like a marathon of the show. Some ponies left to go do other things while some stayed. I finished my coffee after an hour or two of drinking it and I got up to put the cup in the kitchen sink. As I made my way to the kitchen I noticed Slater and Luna talking more. I made a mental note to watch those two.

I went into the kitchen and put my cup in the sink and went back to the living room. I sat down next to Celestia and watched TV for a while. After a while of TV some of the ponies wandered somewhere else Celestia, a couple of others, and I stayed at the TV. That's when I heard Celestia yawn.

"You bored?" I asked her.

"A little." She said back with a smile.

"Me too, what to do what to do?" I said to myself I began to think of things to do.

"Well we could do... Well you know." She said inching a little closer to me.

"Oh, ok let's go upstairs for a minute." I said with a cocky grin. She smiled and headed upstairs. I made my way up to my room and began to think to myself... I could get use to this.

"Meet you upstairs." She said, almost to my room.

Author's Note

Heyo everypony what hold on sorry everybody. Anyways New chapter is here so I hope you in joy it! Also I got an editor now. Whaaaaat? Writer Fire has and editor? Well I do so hopeful not to many grammar mistakes will be seen. Well see ya guys later. Next chapter will be out when I get to it.