A case of Pinkie Pie

  Author's Notes: Ahem so after the last story with Pinkie i decided to dismiss her and continue writing on my own so as to make this story more interesting than some random stuff thrown toget What are you talking about?! I'm still here! Ugh nevermind let the story commence!

  A thousand years ago in the land of Equestria Can we please stop that thousand years thing? its getting really boring... Okay fine but please stop interrupting me when i narrating important plot points please Okie-Dokie-Lokie!

  2000 years ago in the land of Equestria lived a I told you not to use a thousand years and you go ahead and use 2000 years instead?! Look i want to tell a story about what happened a long time ago if you don't like it then deal with it seriously what am i supposed to use if not a number depicting how long ago this story took place? I don't know maybe start with the words A long time ago in the land of Equestria? That...That could work this is the only reason why you are still here Pinkie. You're welcome! Sigh

  A long time ago in the land of Equestria there lived a dragonesque Ooh is this the story about the birth of Dismmph! Please hold on for a moment while we solve a technical issue! I...TOLD....NO...SPOILERS...AUDIENCE...SAD...NOT FUN....DIFFICULT....HOW...PUT UP WITH.....

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Thank you for your patience ladies and gentlemen now if we may proceed with the story as planned!

  A long time ago in the land of Equestria there lived a dragonesque who was a grumpy stubborn Why does he have to be stubborn and grumpy? the discord i know is really happy and random! Because character development! INEXCUSABLE! sigh

  For the last time... a long time ago in the land of Equestria lived a happy and random dragonesque Who spread love and happiness wherever he went NONONONO DIS I MEAN UHM BUBBLY DOSENT SPREAD LOVE AND HAPPINESS HE SPREADS CHAOS!! Fine the dragonesque spread chaos and disharmony wherever he went. Eventually a certain Princess caught wind of this and set off to find the dragonesque before he could threaten her kingdom Wait is the princess Princess Celemmph!

  However the Princess could not find the dragonesque wherever she went all she saw was the chaos and disharmony caused by the dragonesque little did she know that the dragonesque was onto her and was simply tailing her while spreading chaos wherever he went. The princess never looked back because if he did she would have seen the dragonesque and the chaos he was spreading behind her. little did she know that OH i know he spread chaos into her kingdom while remaining unseen! Confound it Pinkie!

  Alright so the Princess finally noticed the chaos behind her and turned the dragonesque into stone using the power of love and friendship provided by the dragon in the previous story! Is that good enough for you Pinkie? I don't know seems a bit rushed to me... With you it always is... Also the dragonesque's name was Discord and the Princess was Celestia in case you haven't figured it out yet... They already did from the title silly! And because you spoiled it! There was nothing to spoil! Why you little...!!! EEP*runs away*! See you next time on story time with "Pinkie" and Finnie now excuse me while i catch a certain pink mare...