Limerence

Chris looked down at a letter in his hand while he was walking.

Dear Chris

I am excited to have you trying to join Canterlot Collage and I look forward to seeing you again. I must say that you've grown into a considerable young man since last I saw you. I will be seeing you at your new apartment at around 4 o'clock to help you unpack and prepare for your exam. If you get the chance, tell your grandfather I said hello.

Your friend

Cira

At least I don't have to pay rent thanks to the "suspiciously generous" offer by Cira. But the campus is at least a four hour walk! God if I had my car with me it'd be so much easier. Guess I better learn the tram schedule.

But it's nice to know that I had a friend with the higher ups within this school, thanks to my grandpa. But man it's been YEARS since I last saw Cira, I don't even remember what she looks like.

He climbed a flight of stairs and was soon standing in front of a rustic looking three story hotel. Chris scratched his head and looked at the address given to him.

Huh... the address is right. But there seems to be no one here.

He walked toward the door and knocked on it a couple of times. No response, so he tried again... still nothing.

"Hello?" He hollered, trying the knob. The door creaked open.

"Unlocked?... seems odd." Chris muttered to himself. He stepped inside, took of his sneakers and began to wander the long halls.

"Hello? Anyone here?" Chris hollered again, but was still greeted with silence.

Strange... this building seems abandoned. But it can't be because there were some shoes sitting near the entrance.

Chris started to open a few doors, both on upper and lower levels. Some doors were locked and those that weren't only contained basic furniture. He was getting more steamed up the longer he wandered.

"Jesus! How big is this palce?! I swear to god, if this is some kind of joke; I'm gonna kill..." Chris mumbled when he opened a door that lead to an open air spring.

"Wow. Classy."

He pondered at the idea of taking a bath in the spring.

Well, since no one is here. And I doubt anyone actually lives here, I guess I could wash of the sweat and anger from today.

Chris went off to the side locker room, set his backpack down and stripped. He grabbed a towel that barely reached down to his knees and tied it around his waist. Taking a dip in, he tensed up from the heat but soon relaxed when his body was fully in the water.

"Ah... this is nice." He said to himself, "This almost makes up for this pointless journey...almost."

After a few minutes, Chris heard a door open.

Huh? Someone's here? Could it be the other tenants?

Chris tried to focus his eyesight, but the steam from the hot spring was getting thick. Soon something poked from the haze. He rubbed his eyes and tried to wisp away the steam, but soon froze in shock from the sight.

Oh, don't tell me...

When Chris's sight became clear, he was staring a girl with very dark hair with a line of purple running through it. A girl who was NAKED, with only a towel in her hand and barely covering her nether regions.

"Ah, so nice an warm." The girl casually says, "Bathing is best in the mid afternoon, I believe."

WHO IS THIS!? Chris screamed in his head.

The girl then turns towards Chris with a sly grin.

Oh Shit. I don't like that look... He thought looking away.

"Hey, look. Don't you think..."

Chris turned back.

"That my boobs got bigger lately?" The girl asked, supporting her breasts under one arm.

Chris face was beyond hot and near to the point of melting off.

"Of course, they're nothing compared to yours." She stated, shifting closer to Chris.

Oh God, oh God, Oh God!!!! He thought as his entire body was just ready to combust.

"Let me squeeze them!" She jumps on to him.

"Whoa, please, don't! Not there!" Chris yelps, but her hand slipped off his shoulder and flew down south.

"Huh? What's this stiff thing?" She questions, "And it's getting harder."

Fuck...

The girl then grabbed a pair of glasses that was laying on the side of the spring and put them on. In a second, the glasses dropped into the water and the world seemed to freeze.

The two of them refused to utter a single sound for minutes on end.

"Uh..." Chris started, "I-I-I can explain..."

The girl took a deep breath and screamed at the top of her lungs.

"HELP! HELP! THERE'S A PERVERT IN HERE!!!!"

Shit! Gotta run!!!

Chris quickly got out of the spring and made a break for the locker door. He opened it and turned the corner but soon slammed into something soft and squishy. He looked up to see another girl, with large curls running through her bluish-purple hair.

"Huh? I've never seen you her before."

Chris immediately backed off, his mental shock rising.

"Rarity! Stop him! He's a pervert!" The previous girl shouted, busting through the door. By then, Chris was already sprinting across the halls, wearing nothing but his towel. Out of nowhere a third girl which outrageously curly pink hair came around the corner and accidentally tripped him. His inertia kicked in as he flew several feet and landed face first into the hard wood, before sliding a good 5 meters.

"Ow..." He groaned as the burning sensation spread across his face.

"There he is!"

Without thinking he got up and resumed the chase. Chris looked back to see his distance, but the girls were slowly gaining on him. When he looked back, there was a brief moment of seeing a white rod before it smacked him in the face. His feet kicked from under him and he fell down a flight on stairs before finally passing out from the impact on the ground.

When he finally came to, Chris found himself tied to a chair. His wrists were fastened and he was STILL in the towel. Looking up he saw six girls staring at him with hateful, vengeful disgust that made his heart sink. He also noticed that he was at the front entrance of the hotel.

"Who are you?!" The girl with dark hair yells.

"May I have my right to counsel?" Chris calmly asked.

"NO!" They all say in unison.

"Fine. My name is Chris." He continued.

"And why did you come here? To peep on us girls? Raid our panties?!"

"No. I came because I have a reservation on one of the rooms."

"Bullshit!" A girl with a blonde ponytail blurts out. Her southern drawl heavy in her voice, "This here building is for women only."

"Really? Then where's the sign?"

The girl points to the entrance where there was a small white plasterboard in the window. That read:

All girls dormitory. Males are prohibited.

"Huh? Well I'll be damned."

How the fuck could I have not seen that?!

A girl with a brilliant flurry of colored hair stepped forward and leaned in close to Chris's face. He got a good look at her eyes: intense and angry behind a shade of magenta.

"Why did you show your..." She gestures to his crotch, "to Fluttershy? We don't take kindly to exhibitionists."

"What?! When did that happen?" Chris questioned, baffled and slightly heated by the accusation.

"When you landed on the bottom floor after your tumble down the stairs." The girl responds.

"Uh Rainbow?" A nearly quiet voice spoke out.

"What is it Fluttershy?"

Rainbow moved and Chris saw her. Her lightly blond hair had a slight tint to it that gave the illusion of a pink rose color.

"It wasn't all that bad."

"WHAT?!" All the girls scream in unison.

"I mean... I-I didn't see much because it was so small..." she stuttered, blushing at the thought.

Chris felt his self-esteem get kicked in the groin from the statement. The remaining girls turned back and slowly stepped towards Chris; some began to crack their knuckles.

"Whoa, hold on, let's not be rash." Chris pleaded, but they fell on deaf ears.

"What is going on here?" A voice spoke out. The girls stopped at looked up, Chris turned his head as saw a sophisticated looking woman with flowing tri-colored hair, wearing a dark business suit. She had her eyebrow raised not of inquiry, but of interest.

"A violation of my 6th amendment rights." Chris stated before anyone could speak, earning him dirty looks.

"My, my Chris. How do you keep yourself into trouble like this?" The woman spoke again.

"...Cira?... Wait! You're Cira?!" Chris blurted.

"Headmaster Celestia?! You know this... this... sex offender?!" The girl with the dark hair hollered.

"Yes, Twilight. I knew his grandfather."

"Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy... I'd like to introduce you to your new neighbor." Celestia began.

"Who?" They all ask.

"I believe you've already met." She responds pointing to Chris.

"WHAT?!?!" They all scream, utter shock on their faces.