Past Regrets

by RainbowBob

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Twilight Velvet, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Night Light, Romance, Comedy, Shining Armor, Discord, Sex
Length: 4529

After drinking too much of Zecora's mysterious potion, Twilight is shown a very disturbing scene from the past: her accidental conception.

Zecora’s mysterious potion was supposed to show Twilight how to combat the vines that were plaguing Equestria. But instead, Twilight is brought back to her parents' old bedroom. Why in the world is she in there of all places, and why can't her parents hear her? In fact, they seem to be ignoring her completely, and they look as if they might be getting a little frisky with each other…

Collaboration with the amazingly talented TittySparkles.

Thanks for all the help from our editor The Abyss!

Published 2013-12-17 23:40:05 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-17 23:40:05 UTC

Chapter 1: There Isn't Enough Brain Bleach In All Of Equestria!

Twilight woke up in a daze. Her head was spinning so fast that it felt as if her eyeballs were rattling around in her skull. Holding a hoof to her head, she finally brought her rattled mind out of its weird funk.

“Ugh, what happened?” Twilight muttered, going cross-eyed for a moment before she shook her head, trying to clear her vision. Blinking a few times, she focused on her surroundings to better answer this question.

She appeared to be in a room of some sort. The lights were out so it was hard to make sense of anything. Though it was dark, she could see the walls and corners of the room, along with a bed and other dimly lit furniture as well. The only light came from the full moon outside shining down an uncurtained window, so at least she hadn’t been left totally in the dark.

As she tried to discern exactly where she was, the events previous to her ending up whatever this place was finally hit her.

Evil plants, tentacle vines, Ponyville in trouble and… Discord! Twilight realized suddenly. She was sure he had been behind this, but at the time she could do nothing against him. Luckily, the answer to the plant problem had been shown by Zecora, who had saved the day with her special alicorn potion. Why it was white, sticky and tasted slightly salty, Twilight didn’t know, but she did know that it was the solution to the latest threat facing Equestria.

“If what Zecora said was true,” Twilight whispered, tapping her chin with a hoof, “then I’m in the past. But where or when exactly, I’m not sure.”

She was supposed to have ended up at the point where she could find a way to defeat the evil plants overrunning Ponyville, but neither the potion nor Zecora specified at what point of time she would end up at. Or where for that matter. She could be anywhere at anytime in all the history of the world.

Holding back the mini freakout that was threatening to break out over this realization, she attempted to calm herself by analyzing the room further to discover its secrets. It was a master bedroom of some sort, with a large mattress in the center along the wall, with a painting hanging overhead. Peering at it, Twilight tried to decipher what it was.

Seeing how it was too dark to see pretty much anything clearly, she attempted to light up her horn to look past the darkness. Unfortunately for her, and much to her surprise, the light from her horn did nothing. It was like the room didn’t even acknowledge the light of her magic or even her existence. Troubled by this, she was just about to get up when the door to the room opened and the light suddenly flashed on.

“Ah, who’s blinding me?” Twilight complained, holding a hoof over her eyes to block out the blinding light. Squinting hard, she finally got a better look at the room she inhabited.

Light purple walls, a large bed with red satin sheets, and a painting of bright green, grassy plains with a sun dipping beneath the horizon. If she didn’t know better, this could have been her parent’s bedroom back when she was a foal.

“Sweetie, are you coming?” a unicorn mare called over her shoulder. She had a light grey coat and a purple and white striped mane that curled at the end. If she was a bit older, Twilight could have sworn the mare was her mother.

“I’ll be doing that soon enough, honey!” a stallion’s voice sounded from down the hall. The mare giggled, a telltale blush reddening her cheeks. That smile was unmistakable, and that giggle even more so. But… but it couldn’t be her, could it?

The stallion that walked through the door pretty much shot down Twilight’s hopes. A unicorn stallion with a lean build, prim and proper dark blue mane with a lighter blue coat. The mare’s three purple stars for a cutie mark and the stallion’s moon within a moon cutie mark pretty much sealed the deal.

The two ponies before her were her mom and dad, Twilight Velvet and Night Light.

“Mom? Dad? What are you doing here? And what smells like liquor and cologne?”

“You’ve been making jokes like that all night,” Velvet purred to her husband, standing on the tips of her hooves to nuzzle cozily with his nose. “Let’s see if you can live up to them, shall we?” she whispered.

Twilight held a hoof to her mouth and vainly held back the vomit that was rising up her throat. “Hello!? Don’t you even guys see me?” she asked them, hoping her sudden intrusion would interrupt whatever was going on.

Unfortunately for her, they ignored her completely.

“Not so fast, my pretty little star.” Night Light's lips brushed down Velvet’s neck, allowing him to plant small kisses along her throat while moving ever closer to her lips. “Isn’t it my big day?”

“Well, birthdays usually are,” Velvet agreed, her eyelids half-closed in bliss at the allure of Night Light's lips. “But for me, today is much bigger than just a birthday, if you catch my drift.”

“Was my Twinkle-butt not pleased with what I gave her in the restaurant bathroom?” Night Light asked as he pulled himself up on the bed, in which Twilight felt another wave of bile try to claw its way up her throat.

“Eww, did he just imply they... did it in the bathroom?” Twilight asked herself, utterly shocked at his words.

“Oh, I very much was. Especially with the other surprise I got in the stagecoach on the way home. I’m just hoping my Fuzzy Fleshlight can keep it up in the bedroom.”

Suddenly it dawned on her to why they were talking strangely and staying rather close to each other.

“Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!” Twilight was not going to sit well on by while her dad rutted her mom. It was incredibly creepy, not to mention an invasion of their privacy. So she opted for the option to hightail it out of there.

Getting to the door as fast as she could manage, she grabbed at the doorknob. Which she couldn’t do, strangely enough. She could feel the doorknob and touch it, but she couldn’t move it. Tugging, pushing, and even an attempt at biting it led to no results, with the bedroom door still latched firmly shut. Banging on the door with her hoof led to no fruitful results at budging it either.

So she was trapped. In her parent’s bedroom. While they were about to enact in sexual acts of the most mind-breaking kind for the panicking alicorn. What was she to do?

“So, how do I look?” Velvet asked, sashaying across the room from her drawer. She had dressed herself up in bright red socks, further promoting her long legs and ample rear end. A rear end that was covered by red lingerie panties. She gave Night Light a sneak peak of the goods with a quick flash of her rump before slyly covering it with her tail, winking at the excited stallion on the bed.

“I do not want to watch this! When does the potion effect wear off? Hello!? Discord!? Zecora!? Someone stop this before I have a breakdown and require therapy!” Twilight shouted at the ceiling, hoping someone would hear her and try to bring her back.

“Darling, you always look edible whether you dress up or not,” Night Light answered as he brought his hoof to his sack and gently stroked it.

“Am I now?” Velvet cooed as she hopped on the bed and kept her rear pointed at her husband. “Would you like to enjoy a quick snack before I tend to you?”

“Oh, Celestia, please don’t let me hear this!” Twilight screamed as she covered her ears and assumed the fetal position on the ground. But like everything else in this nightmarish world, her demands were unanswered, and she was left to hear as her parents continued talking.

“You know I can’t say no to eating that delicious pussy of yours, now can I?” Night Light replied, much to Twilight’s ears revulsion.

Twilight clenched her eyes such, but the mental image of seeing her father move the little panty lace to the side before he gave Velvet’s rear a quick nuzzle wouldn’t leave her mind. In fact, that’s what did happen, and Velvet let out a soft and alluring moan as his cold nose touched her hot pussy.

“Mhm, please remember to pull out near the end tonight, dear,” Velvet warned. “I’m still in my heat cycle, so just this once you can go in naked.”

“Oh? You don’t want to carry a foal for me?” Night Light teased as his tongue danced across her trembling slit.

“Oh no, she’s in heat as well!?” Twilight snapped as she knew her mother was very vocal when getting rutted and in heat. A sad truth that carried onto Twilight herself when she had to use toys and such to get rid of her own heat cycle. That, plus thin walls in her house. “She’ll be screaming for it… no! No, nooooo! I hope those books were wrong about ponies getting more horny when they beg for it!”

“You know on—ah... one child is good enough,” Velvet moaned, yet that revelation caused Twilight to think for a second.

“Wait! One child?” Twilight asked herself, as she realized a potentially horrifying idea. “Oh dear Celestia… please don’t tell me I’m watching the act in which I’m actually conceived! Now it all makes sense why me and my dad’s birthdays are eleven months apart!”

“You sure, dear?” Night Light continued to tease her with words as he licked in between her wet and warm folds. “Our little Shining has been bugging us for a brother or sister, you know.”

“Oh gods, it is the act!” Twilight looked up and made another attempt at the door. “Ahh! No, I don’t want any part of this! I want out, out, out, out!” But her panicked knocks and slamming against the door produced no sound or comfort, and neither a much needed escape as well.

Before Velvet could answer him, she hear the bed rustling underneath her as Night Light went into a more comfortable position. He kept his mouth on her sex and brought both his hooves up to the cutie marks before he started to massage them.

Velvet, in turn to make her husband even more comfortable, took his hardening black cock in her hooves and started to rub it furiously. The soft warmness of the socks she wore on her hooves added to Night Light's enjoyment as his strengthening erection caused his length to rise higher and higher due to Velvet’s expert hooves. Of course, Twilight just sat in the corner with her back to the couple while singing at the top of her lungs.

“I’m just not sure I’m ready for another foal, sweetie,” Velvet said, taking a slow lap of Night Light's tip. Smacking her lips at the familiar taste, she muttered, “It’s already hard enough taking care of Shining as it is. You know how much of a rascal he can be. Heck, this is one of the first times in months we can have a proper rut, and only on your birthday no less. If we had another foal, I wouldn’t be able to do this…” Velvet wrapped her tongue around the head of Night Light's shaft, sucking furtively at the precum already leaking out before ending it in a long sounding sucking sound, “so often, now would I?”

“Can’t argue with that,” Night Light groaned, probing his tongue deeper in Velvet’s depths as the sweet smell of her arousal filled his nostrils, causing him to drool. Taking more dapper licks of her pussy, he was happy to notice she was getting wetter by the second. “Oh man, you’re tasting extra sweet tonight, honey. I’ve been wanting to eat you out all day. Surprised you didn’t give me your pussy covered in icing like last year for my birthday.”

“I can’t hear you! Lalalala!” Twilight sang, the urge to ever consume icing ever again for the rest of her life instantly left Twilight’s mind when her dad said that.

“After that I couldn’t walk right for a week,” Velvet reminded him. Stroking his length while wetting it with the base of her tongue while taking long licks up and down his shaft, she ran her hoof along the bottom of his dick where she could already anticipate her awaiting payoff. “But I’m sure you’ll be happy with this. I know I’ve been a bit much with all the protection, so I’m sure you’ll enjoy your snack more with your cock than with your mouth.”

“Someone, anyone, please for the love of everything that is holy, let me out!” Twilight begged, scratching uselessly at the walls with her hooves in a desperate bid to try and dig her way out of the room. “I’ll do anything! Just please… it’s too much, just too much! I’ll never be able to look my parents in the eyes ever again!”

“Oh, I’m going to enjoy it one way or the other, that’s for sure,” Night Light heartily agreed, taking another lap of the sweet nectar from Velvet’s pussy. Velvet in turn continued to play with the massive meatstick she had at her hooves, already taking the entire head in her mouth while swirling her tongue all around it.

Though she had no interest in watching, Twilight couldn’t help but turn her head for a second just to see what they were doing. As her eyes saw them in a sixty-nine position, Twilight was horrified to see the exact size of her dad’s… endowment, being fondled by her mother’s mouth. She had never seen it before, and against her better judgement, she had accidentally taken a sneak peek. All she could think of was that her mom was a really lucky mare.

“... No! No, no, no, no! Get me out of here, please!” Twilight shouted as she looked away and threw herself at the door, only to fall promptly on the floor with her side in pain. “I swear if this is some cruel way of karma hating me for reading those adult books, I swear I’ll never get off to words ever again!”

“Oh yeah, right there, honey!” Night Light yelled, legs trembling as Velvet took in another couple of inches into her mouth. “It feels amazing!”

“I’ll never do it to pictures either!” Twilight added on, cradling in a ball and slowly petting her mane in an effort to calm herself down. It didn’t help one single bit. “Or movies! I won’t even daydream about dicks for the rest of my life! Just please, please make it stop!”

Twilight consoled herself by sticking her head in the corner of the room in a weak attempt to drown out her parents’ moans. The loud sucking and gagging sound could only be from Velvet, who was probably deepthroating Night Light's entire package. Twilight was both depressed and sickened, and nearly regurgitated the salty tasting potion she had drinken not minutes before.

Velvet was bobbing her head up and down rapidly along the massive length of Night Light's dick, fondling his balls with either hoof just to milk him on more. As Night Light tasted the delectable flavor of her cunt, he grunted when he felt the first twinge of his approaching orgasm.

“S-sweetheart! I’m feel like I’m about to cum!” Night Light warned which only made his wife suck harder and Twilight debate slamming her head into the wall a repeated amount of times.

“Does my little Fleshlight want me to swallow it all?” Velvet asked after dislodging from his dick, wanting to appeal to his lusty needs.

“Ew, ew, ew, ew!” Twilight whined as she nearly vomited again. “it’s even worse than I thought! My mother is a swallower!”

“It… would save us from doin—ah!” Night Light couldn’t finished his sentence as he felt a ripple of pleasure travel down his spine.

Hearing him grunt, Velvet pushed her mouth to the bottom of his shaft and let the hot and sticky fluid slam into the back of her throat before she started to swallow it. Nothing spilled out and much to Twilight’s horror, she once again peered over her shoulder and saw her father’s balls twitching as nearly endless amounts of spunk left it. The way it twitched and spasmed freaked her out, and she could only defend what little remained of her sanity left by closing her eyes and resting her head against the wall.

“Oh gods, why did I just look!?” Twilight screamed as she slammed her head into the wall in order to erase the image.

“Ahh, seems you still had lots of leftovers from the restaurant,” Velvet cooed as her mouth left his still hard erection with a satisfying pop.

“I still got more where that came from,” Night Light replied with a sly smile on his face before he gave his wife’s slit a playful lick.

“No more! Please no more!” Twilight cried, still hitting her head against the wall.

“Do you now?” Velvet replied as she looked at his erection and noticed it was still ready for more fun. “Well in that case you should give me a good old rutting.”

“Please, I said no more!”

“Mhmmm, I do love making you moan like a filly in heat,” Night Light said as he gave her slit another lick before he started to shuffle his body. “Shall we go with our favorite position?”

Velvet said nothing to him but only got off his body and laid against the sheets. Spreading her body out, she smiled as Night Light rolled beside her and gave her a quick kiss on the lips.

“I’m up for that position. Lets not waste any more time. Shining’s foalsitter will be home with him any minute now,” Velvet told him as she put her hoof to his chin and turned it so his eyes were looking at her legs.

“Of course,” Night Light eagerly pulled his body up and brought his body between her legs. “Last thing we need is him walking in and seeing us.”

“Maybe if he walked in, I could stop hearing you guys fuck!” Twilight shouted as she laid on the floor with a throbbing headache. Fighting back bitter tears and moaning loudly, she screamed, “If there is any mercy in this world, any at all, something stop this madness right now!”

“Stick it in me! Right now!” Velvet begged, rubbing her pussy’s lips against Night Light's throbbing cock in an effort to get him moving.

“That’s not what I meant!” Twilight protested.

Night Light didn’t need to be told twice and he penetrated his wife with an eager thrust. Velvet bit her bottom lip and let out a scream, holding on to Night Light tightly as he continued to push deeper inside her tight folds.

Please let this go by quickly. Please let my dad finish early. Please let me never have to think these thoughts again Twilight prayed in her head to whatever merciful gods were looking down on her. “Please let me find a good therapist that can fix me after this is over!”

“Does my precious Fleshlight like what he feels?” Velvet cooed, running her tongue up and down Night Light's neck as her hooves felt along his back.

Night Light grunted, successful in fitting all his length inside Velvet. “Every time, sweetheart,” he answered, nibbling on her ear and sticking his tongue inside her earlobe. “I never tire of fucking that sweet pussy of yours.”

“Yeah, well, I’m sure tired of hearing about it!” Twilight complained, scrunching up her eyes and covering her ears with her hooves.

Pulling out, Night Light thrust forward. Velvet felt her insides part ways and her vaginal walls rub up against Night Light's length. Running her tongue up along his jawline, she whispered, “You like rutting your little Twinkle-butt, don’t you?”

“Of course. Does my little itty-bitty filly like her pussy being pounded?” Night Light asked, putting emphasis on each word of her pet name by thrusting in and out of her. The slap of his balls hitting her hindquarters upon each thrust reverberated throughout the room, making Twilight flinch with each strike.

Velvet moaned in response. Her tongue stuck out and panted like a diamond dog as Night Light continued to thrust faster and faster into her, making her nether regions feel like they’re on fire as her body became filled with overwhelming amounts of bliss.

“Damn you! Damn you all to Tartarus! Is there no innocence in this world?” Twilight cried into her hooves, banging the side of her head against the wall.

Night Light smacked Velvet’s flank, tugging at her panties and pulling them out to only release them in a loud smack against her ass. “You don’t mind getting your pretty panties sticky when I pull out, do you?” Night Light asked. The bed was really rocking now, each thrust causing the backboard to knock against the wall and Velvet to moan louder.

“I’ll be getting laundry done later so get them as dirty as you please, honey!” Velvet moaned, her eyes almost rolling behind her head as she spoke.

At the mention of getting her panties all nice and soaked, Night Light kept his pace until the very last second. As he gave his wife’s pussy one final thrust, Night Light got ready to pull out until the sounds of the door opening stopped him.

“Hey mommy and daddy! I’m hom—what are you two doing?” a very young Shining Armor asked as he opened the door, walked in and stopped when he noticed his mother was under his dad.

“SHINING!?” all three of the rooms occupants screamed out in union. Night Light was so shocked to see his son, he held onto Velvet tight and accidentally shot his load deep into her.

“Yeah, that’s me,” Shining replied, scratching the top of his head as he peered closer into the dark gloom of the room. “The foalsitter just dropped me off and was wondering when you were gonna pay her. Also, why is daddy on top of mommy?”

Velvet was biting on her hoof as her legs trembled from the warm feeling of Night Light's cum filling her up, leaking out of her pussy to soak the bed. Night Light was sweating even more than when he was having sex. trying in vain to hide the situation he was in with his hooves.

“Um… me and your mother were just wrestling, son,” Night Light blurted out, looking to his wife and nodding his head desperately. “Just wrestling, right dear?”

It took a moment for Velvet to catch up, but she nodded in agreement and said, “Oh yes, mommy and daddy were just wrestling, sweetie. Nothing to worry about.”

“Oooh,” Shining replied, his face blank for a few seconds. “Can I have all the oatsickles in the fridge?”

“O-of course, sweetheart,” Velvet replied.

Shining let out a whoop and left the couple for a race down the hall for the coveted oatsickles. The couple let out a sigh of relief, slowly getting off of one another.

“That sure was close,” Velvet commented, laying in bed and wincing as she felt another glomp of cum exit her cunt.

“What I’m wondering is why you agreed for him to have all those oatsickles.” Velvet shot him a look, but Night Light held his hooves up to his defense. “He’ll be up all night if he eats those things and you know it!”

“This isn’t the time to worry about that!” Velvet snapped back as she felt his semen still slithering inside of her. “Him being up all night will be the last you thing you worry about if I end up getting pregnant!”

Night Light went silent and trembled for a moment as he started to remember the long and tiring nights of Velvet’s first pregnancy. So many runs to the store, so many back rubs, so many tubs of ice cream, so many of… everything that Night Light just didn’t like doing. Quickly pulling himself away, Night Light looked down and saw Velvet’s pussy all covered in jizz before he had a sinking feeling that she would end up with a second foal.

“W-well, if you do have a kid, then Shining will have someone to play with when they are old enough!” Night Light stammered out, trying to break the awful tension in the room. His plan didn’t work and Velvet shot him another glare. “Hey! Don’t look at me like that. You were the one who said it was okay not to wear a condom, not me!”

“I don’t believe this,” Twilight murmured from her corner, as she watched the whole event play out in front of her. “If this is how mom had me than… I was a mistake.” Her ears drooped down and though she was still reeling from the mental anguish of hearing her parents rut like animals, Twilight felt a twinge of joy for her brother. “A mistake caused solely by my brother. Wow… I should get him a gift or something. Maybe even write him letters more often. Hehe! He truly is my best big brother forever!”

As Twilight spoke to herself, her parents word’s started to get muddle and the air around her body started to shimmer and twist about. Before she had any proper time to react, the magical vision ended and Twilight was back in Ponyville.

Blinking, Twilight glanced around at her friends and Zecora, who were staring at her earnestly.

“Twilight, did you find a way to stop the vines?” Dash asked.

“I…” Twilight started to say, but quickly went against telling her friends what she had just seen. Trying desperately to explain something other than what she witnessed, she got her excuse. It was in the thought process of remembering that made the rush of memories come right back to her, causing her to buckle under their destructive weight. And with that, she ran hastily to a nearby bush, where retching and sick moans could be heard from her position.

Rarity picked up the potion Twilight had drunk and sniffed the contents. “Well, whatever it was, it was most certainly unpleasant. Also… does this smell fishy to you?”

“More like salty,” Twilight muttered from the bushes, before puking again.

“Oh come now, Twilight, it couldn’t have been that bad,” Discord chuckled with a knowing smirk. “It’s not like you watched a sacred act between your parents. My, would that ever be traumatizing if that happened!” Putting his hand up to his forehead, Discord pretended to faint, causing the group to look at him with with an un-amusing looks, while Twilight vomited one last time.

Opening one eye while on the ground, Discord giggled. “Aren’t we the dramatic one?”