You're definitely not the unluckiest or most depressed person on the planet, but waking up to several hostile demonic-looking creatures with hooves, fangs, and wings doesn't really manage to brighten your day. It only gets worse when you meet Satin Silhouette, the one-fanged bat-pony who's pride and snarkiness are too big for the largest pelican to swallow. Your only hope is to hang onto the shred of sanity you have left and find a way back home.
And then maybe find some psychotherapy treatment.

So yeah, human in equestria fic rated M with a "sex" tag oooh, bet you've never seen one of those before! This just happens to be my first attempt at actually writing a story on FIMfiction, not that that's an excuse for unoriginality, but I don't plan on stopping here. Just wanted to start off with something of popular liking to see if I've got the stuff. Being my first fic, please, please give me all the critique and judgement you can muster. I like learning what my weaknesses are and seeing what an audience wants. Thank you!
ATTENTION Due to my laziness, I'm having a friend continue this story. I've given him plenty of instruction and will be editing his work most of the way. I do not foresee disaster or failure in the near future of this story. As you were.