stories of questionable relevance

The city of Cloudsdayle, home of the majestic airborn ponies called "pegasi" and especially Rainbow Dash, whose speed is only rivaled by her loyalty to her friends.

Will her speed be rivaled by somepony else? Will a fateful encounter by a blue hedgehog or or a man in a bright red suit take the first place from our rainbow racer?

...NO, because this is not going to be that kind of a story, also Rainbow will not be in the center of it, anyway - much to her distress... 'cause we all know how happily she would take the spotlight, don't we?

On this bright and sunny day in Cloudsdayle, an entirely different pegasus mare leaves her house for a little shopping in ponyville,

since that is where they make her favorite muffins and she's always so happy when she sees the bright glowing eyes when she returns with said muffins to her lovely daughter called Dinky.

On the way to said shop, also known as Sugarcube Corner, she encounters lots of different ponies from lots of different parts of equestria, Lyra and Bonbon are sitting in the park, Doctor Whooves and Rosebud are trying to fix the TARDIS, Rainbow Dash is sleeping on a tree and the cutie mark crusaders are covered in tree sap for the fourth time this week, a fairly normal day in ponyville.

She steps inside the shop of sugary goodness and gets greeted by a pink mare with really fluffly pink fur and there's also Pinkie Pie, the shop assistant and part-time baker, waving at the camera as if she'd see us.

"Gooood Morning, Derpy and a goooood morning to all readers", the Pink pony squeaks in delight "What can I get you?"

she then asks the gray mare called Derpy.

"Today I will try the light lime muffins", the pegasus mare says in a jokingly daring tone.

[For the readers: "Light lime muffins" are muffins with pieces of orange with a lime colored frosting, giving it an interesting sour kick, combined with the sweetness of the sweet oranges it's perfect.]

Now that lunch is settled, she moves...

"Wait a second", says Pinkie Pie "Is that all the attention I get in the story?"

Sorry, Pinkie Pie, but this story is about Derpy, we'll get you back in the story later, okay?

"Okay, but only if I get at least two more shots at the fourth wall, a bucket full of chocolate pudding, three AA batteries, a pump action shotgun and empty shotgun cartridges to fill with chocolate pudding.", the pink mare demands.

Anyway, the gray pegasus then moved on to Carousel Boutique, to get her dress fixed, to the Apple Farm, for apples and to the golden oak castle, where formerly a great and beautiful tree stood, to place a few flowers on a small memorial build for that one special tree where our Princess Twilight Sparkle learned so many things about the Magic of Friendship.

"Awwwww" says a certain Pink Pony, while breaking the 4th wall, again, "this part always tears me up.", she wipes a couple of tears out of her face, gives a slight cough and says "please continue".

[to be continued]