Twilight Sparkle groaned and shifted under her covers. Her sleep had been restless, plagued by nightmares of the Peachy variety. Her body could feel nothing but fullness and she could taste naught but peach as she floated through her nightmare...
Twilight awoke to the sound of screaming from out in the streets.
"The Peaches are coming, the Peaches are coming!"
"Don't eat meAIIEEE!!!!"
"Please, spare me, oh great Peach one!"
Twilight shot out of her bed and faced the window as her worst fears were confirmed. Ponies ran from enlarged peaches, which rolled about, hunger in their eyes and their mouths filling with helpless ponies. Twilight watched as one unfortunate mare was crushed under-peach, her innards leaking over the Peach's body and street. Twilight retched, but nothing came up.
"This...This is a catastrophe!" Twilight scrambled to find the Elements of Harmony, deep in her closet in the basement, when the Library shook with a great tremor. Books fell from their shelves, and windows exploded inward from the sheer force of impact. The librarian looked out her window to see the largest peach she had ever laid eyes on! The peach was massive, It towered over her and the Treehouse by at least three pony-lengths. It bared its...toothless mouth and tried to chomp down on Twilight through the tree. The unicorn backed up, only to find herself stranded against the wall.
Twilight Sparkle, protege to Princess Celestia, would meet her end by a giant peach. Considering her last week was spent gorging on the fruits, it seemed ironically fitting that she should be eaten by a peach. As her treehouse collapsed around her, she could see other ponies dragging their hooves on the ground as various peaches tried to chow down on fresh pony. She could see in her peripherals a pony she knew, Applejack, being chased down by two towering peaches, their rolling rumbling the ground with tiny earthquakes. A scream, and a cry for mercy.
Applejack had been caught. Twilight tried to reach to her friend but was helpless to stop the peaches from pulling at both her ends, stretching the pony out. Applejack grunted in pain, and let out an unearthly wail as a tear started on her stomach, spreading across her torso. The mare was being ripped in two, with nothing she could do but accept her fate. With a sickening crunch, Applejack was split in two, her organs oozing from her severed body, blood pooling below the macabre tug of war, and the peaches each swallowed half of the cowpony, belching after. The two rolled to find other ponies to snack on, while Twilight broke down.
"WHY?? WHY ME? What did I do? What did we do to deserve this?" Twilight wailed, unaware that her outburst had attracted the attention of the King Peach. it leaned over and picked Twilight up by her mane. "I guess...I guess this is it...The endgame...You win, peaches, you win. I concede. Take me before I regret it!" Twilight screamed at the peach before it tilted its head up and pulled Twilight into its mouth.
Twilight felt sticky and hot, as the peach juices soaked into her body while she swirled around in the Peach King's mouth. She could not move, the peach juices were immobilizing her, preparing for the act of digestion. As the peach made to swallow, Twilight opened her eyes and saw her last glimpse of the unforgiving day, the town in ruins, ponies' remains scattered in the streets and over the buildings. She was not afraid, however, and accepted her fate with a single tear. Twilight slid down the Peach King's throat until she plopped into what she could only assume was its stomach.
Her body burned, coated in the acidic juices of the mutated peach, as it attempted to digest the tasty pony within its belly. She could feel her mane falling out, her coat burning off, see the blood as it began to leak from the open wounds caused by the acid. She was being digested, and she knew her fate was sealed. With a final cry of pain, Twilight closed her eyes for good as her body dissolved into the Peach's stomach fluids.
Twilight awoke with a start, sweating profusely and shivering heavily under her covers. She looked around her room, she could see everything in order. 'Must've been another nightmare...But that one felt so real...' Twilight got out of her bed and shuffled over to the window. She pulled back the curtains, to be greeted with another fine Ponyville morning. No giant carnivorous peaches eating the townsfolk, Applejack at her family's stand, and the sun shining its warmth on a new day. She sighed. That nightmare had been too real for her liking, she swore she could still feel the tingling burn of the stomach acids all over her body, but she paid it no mind. Twilight descended the stairs to her kitchen, and saw Spike cooking breakfast in the kitchen.
"Good morning, Twilight!" Spike exclaimed. "I've made you your favorite.." Spike winked.
"Oh? And just what might that be?" Twilight smirked back at the young dragon.
"Peach pancakes and peach juice!" Spike smiled up at his mentor, breaking his happiness as she was not amused.
Twilight had begun to turn red with rage. She picked up the tray of peachy-good breakfast and hurled it as far as she could with her magic. Some lucky foal hundreds of miles away would receive a free breakfast, provided the tray didnt kill them first. "I. HATE. PEACHES!" Twilight roared. "Never again! I'll never eat another peach so long as I walk Equestria! No peaches! To Tartarus with them all!" Twilight stormed through the treehouse, destroying and pulping anything remotely related to peaches. She assembled her books on peaches and promptly destroyed them page by horrifying page.
"Uh...Twilight?" Spike poked his head around the corner. "I take it you've burnt out on peaches?" He grinned sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head with a hand.
"Fuck peaches."
Author's Note
Well, much like twilight burned out on peaches, so have I. Here's your fourth peaches fic muthas,
I worked my fingers to the bone for you, Obs.
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/261232/you-all-know-what-you-must-do
Don't let it go to waste.
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Inspired by a comment by Art Inspired. I promised, now I deliver!
