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"Uuuuugh! These last several centuries has been quite BORING!!!" a dragoniquis, by the name of discord, said to no one in particular in his stoney prison, "Its about high time something a bit more exciting then just harmony and stuff happens." Discord brought out some files in front of him from seemingly out of nowhere. "Hmm lets see, no, no, no, nah, oh definatly not! Why do i even have him filed?" he said while throwing a piece of paper behind him, "No, no, no, no, OOOOH! This one will be perfect. Hehehehe, just perfect..."
Tales of a UNIT
Location: Böse Wolf Bucht(Bad Wolf Bay)
Date: March 12, 2027
Time: 10:48
"ERHALTEN SIE IHN!!!" A german soldier shouted while firing several rounds at a fleeing spec ops agent. Several more germans came, guns blazing, trying to shoot him down.
'Great, not even 12 pm and im already getting shot at, and once again, im on the run. Well isn't that just FUCKING perfect... Sometimes, i don't know why i joined U.N.I.T, yea it has a more then exceptional pay, but still i get sent on missions where there are fucking people trying to kill me everywhere i go. Well, guess this is just a whole nother fucking day at work, a setback for a U.N.I.T Elite Specialist. My name is William Hunter, Will for short, and I am a U.N.I.T Elite. Born on May 9th, 1997 and had a pretty easy going care-free life with Natalie Woods, my childhood friend, now girlfriend, and it all changed that fateful day I joined U.N.I.T. Since then, my life has been full of danger, missions and guns... lots and lots of guns. Oh and right now? Why i currently have germans chasing after me as if i were an abomination to the face of the earth? Well on a mission from headquarters, no surprise there, it was just suppose to be just a simple silent get in-steal-get out mission, but i got caught by some kind of surveillance drone the germans made. And from that point, you can probably figure the rest out from there.'
"Ok Ryan you're near the LZ point. I'll do what i can to keep the germans off of your back." a female voice said through Will's communicator. Yeah that was Natalie, she also joined U.N.I.T along with me.
"Hey Natalie, hope you still got some spare mags back at the copter. I'm running pretty low on ammo for PPM-5, SCAR-L, and M9."
"Wow, really. Just one mission and you've already gone through all of your mags? Such a waste, good thing I always pack extra in case. What would you do without me?" Natalie said in a teasingly manner, despite the predicament Will is currently in.
"Yeah yeah, I know. Ok listen, i’m coming in hot, but the germans are to close for us to be able to make a successful getaway, so do me a favor and tell some of the guys with you to get off their lazy bums and push the hostiles back."
"Ok Will, i'll see you in a little bit, Natalie out." and with that she shut off the communicator, leaving me to hear a crackling noise through my head set.
'All right, lets get over to the LZ. Hope i still got a grenade on me still.' I quickly ruffled through my grenade pouch, only to find i have none left. 'And of course I got none, well shit balls, gonna have to try to outrun them. Gonna have to thank Natalie later for forcing me on those 8-mile runs every morning later' A loud resounding crack echoed through the morning air, which was quickly followed up by a bullet whizzing past Will's face 'WOAH! Shiiit that was close, it sounded a whole lot like a shot from a sniper rifle aaaaannd... ah you have got to be shitting me' Thats when Will realized they brought out snipers to the battlefield. He noticed a clearing up ahead with the helicopter that's suppose to get him out of this hellhole. And of course, several U.N.I.T soldiers standing guard around the helicopter as he asked
"Look, here they come!" said one of the soldiers. In just a matter of seconds, they all moved into position to open fire on the germans the moment Will got clear of the firing zone.
'Alright, now I just got to get through. Do I have one last mag?' He thought to myself. He searched through all of his ammo pouches to try to hopefully find one last mag, And he did find one. A 12 round 9mm pistol magazine. 'Alright last one, lets make this count.' William whipped his arm to face the germans and started to fire away. As predicted, the germans ran out of the line of fire to avoid getting shot at. Finally dashing out of the firing range, the U.N.I.T marines opened fired quickly and effectively decimating the german forces one by one.
"Phew, thank god for those heavy weapons. Its a miracle I didn't get hit once." Will said before entering the helicopter.
"That or they're just extremely horrible at aiming, and before you asked, yes I heard you, you weren't exactly talking in a low voice. You got the package?" Natalie said. Will placed the backpack he had to lug around for the mission onto the metal floor and took out a strange machine, which he also put on the floor. He eyed the enigmatic machine warily.
"What do you think it does?" Will asked Natalie. But not expecting an answer.
"Don't ask me, I didn't make the thing." She said.
'Yeah, of course you didn't.' Will saw a button on the side of the machine with 'PRUFEN' scratched onto it right above the button. Of course it had to be in german. Curiosity getting the best of me, I reluctantly reached out the press the button, well until natalie caught me and stopped my hand.
"Yeah probably not a good idea." she said, Natalie probably is right too. One of the soldiers ran up to us with the rest of them following in suit.
"Hey boss? We 'ave to go, NOW! The germans are bringing missile launchers!" one of them said in a rush.
"Alright. Lets blow out of this popsicle stand! Oh and Will, the ammunition is in the back." Natalie said while turning the helicopter on. While refilling his ammo pouches and other things, Will told 2 of the soldiers to man the turrets on both sides of the copter.
'Aaaand another good thing about being a Elite. You basically outrank most other U.N.I.T members and get to order them to do whatever you want. Heh.'
"Ah SHITTINGTONS!!!" Natalie exclaimed, extreme distress obviously in her voice.
"What!? What the hell's happening?!!"
"We got freaking missile lock!!!" She said to everyone in the helicopter, now shouting. "Engaging evasive maneuvers! everyone hang on tight!" Will moved to an open seat next to one of the hatches on the side of the copter, but a sudden jerk from the helicopter caused him to tumble forward directly out of the open door. Out of a mixture of panic and reflex, he tried to grab onto anything that would stop myself, but only grabbed onto the machine, ending up going out the door and taking it with him.
"GOT YA! I'm not letting you fall sir!" one of them positioned near the door grabbed Will's hand just at the nick of time.
"Hey Natalie, 'elp me out here! Will's dangling by my hand!"
"Wait what?! I'll be there, hey you! take over for a minute." Natalie said from the pilot seat. "Jesus, what would you do without me huh?" she said, Natalie and the other guy helped me get back up, until suddenly.
"WE GOT MISSILE LOCK AGAIN!" Will turned his head to face the germans to find a missile heading straight for them.
"Oh fuck my life." was all William could mutter before it blew the helicopter on the opposite side, causing it to spin out of control, and to top it all off, caused Will, Natalie and the guy helping to all fall out.
"OH SHIIIIT!!!" all 3 of them screamed over the wind as they continued to fall. Right out of the corner of my eye, Will noticed the enigmatic machine within arms reach. Quickly, he snatched it and brought it up close.
"Hey you two!"
"EH?" both of them asked, a mixture of feelings
"Really hope something good comes from this thing here," I said, showing them the machine, "if not, then you have the permission to kick me in the balls in the afterlife." Will said right before slamming his hand down of the button on the side of it. Right on cue, it powered up, emitting all kind of noise from it before a bright light started shining from it. Nothing couldn't see anything while it still engulfed them in it. suddenly, sounds of bones breaking and rearranging came from Will, and to him... it hurts like a fucking bitch. He opened his mouth to scream bloody murder but nothing came out. Slowly starting to black out from the pain, he had one final thought 'Welp, were screwed bloody fucking over...'