rainbow dash tries to order pizza

by Max cannon

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1406

rainbow dash tries to order pizza but fails and ends up finding a evil group of pizza eating diamond dogs

rainbow dash tries to order pizza but it fails and she goes on a rampage to the pizzamare, and finds that the store has been over ran by pizza eating diamond dogs. They have stolen the pizza recipe and rainbow dash has to find the dogs deep in the everfree forest.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-28 05:16:08 UTC

gimme the cheesy goodness

         Its a late afternoon in Ponyville and Rainbow Dash has just awoken from her nap.            "Eeerrrrrrrrrggggglllbbb how long have i been asleep." she yawned, she got out of the tree she had been napping in and slowly flew to the ground. When she hit the ground her stomach growled like a Timber wolf on a vibrateing chair in December.          "GOOOODDDD!!!! im hungry!" she exclaimed.

             she flew into her cloudhouse and walked to her phone and picked it up. She called the Pizzamare and to her surprise no one answered she left 7 angry voicemails that she is not proud of. Now her stomach sounded like Nightmare moon. Yeah its that loud. Anyway Rainbow Dash is super hungry and angry. She decides to go to the Pizzamare and give them a piece of her mind.

             Rainbow Dash flew out of her house and down the main road of Ponyville only to find pinkie standing on the corner. In a angry blurb she smashes into pinkie knocking them both to the ground.

            "Oh my Celestia Pinkie! Are you ok !" Rainbow asked alarmingly. Pinkie pops off the ground and says cheerfully

             "Oh i'm ok but why are you in such a hurry dashie!", Rainbow stuttered

             "Oh, yeah... the stupid pizza place isn't answering my calls and im really really REALLY REA" pinkie cut her off

             "Ok i get it you are really hungry.", rainbow made a face and said

             "basically... i need to see whats happening over there." Pinkie jumped in rainbow's face and excitedly asked

              "OoooOoooO! Can i come!!" Rainbow gulped

               "i don't see why you couldn't.",

                "Going on an adventure with my friend Rainbow dash" she sang.

           The two friends walked down the street as they turned the corner they saw the ever so great Rarity

               "Oh Fluttershy i don't understand why you didn't enjoy that i shouldn't have wasted so many bits on something you didn't like, i always like getting private massages, you are so ungrateful." Rarity huffed,

                "oh i'm so sorry i didn't mean to...*squeak* i um just don't like other ponies touching me in such places..." she said softly and squeakier than usual.

                "Oh, sorry darling did i frighten you i'm sorry come give mama a hug." Rainbow Dash and pinkie pie are just standing there with a half creeped out and half disgusted face but then Fluttershy and Rarity walked around the corner and they see the two ponies starring blankly at them.

                 "Were you two listening to us!" Yelled Rarity, Fluttershy jumped and Pinkie and Rainbow gulped.

                 "Umm...ummmm...welllllll." Pinkie stuttered, "um we were just walking down to the pizza place." Rainbow sheepishly grinned,

                 "Ok just to make sure there is no funny business were coming with you." Scoffed Rarity

                 "GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRBBBBBGGGGRRRRRTTTT!!!!!" Rainbow dash's stomach screamed.

                  "Um, we should probably start going." Said Rainbow,

                  "Yeah" they all said in agreement. As they walked down the road to the pizza restaurant Dash's stomach got louder. Then they reached the shop. All of the windows were bashed in and the lights were all off. They all walked in the broken glass door. They went into the back room

                  " Yeas now we have the pizza recipe now we can makes the delicious pizza." Said an oddly familiar voice they all hid behind some stacks of pizza boxes.

                 " diamond dogs..." Rarity whispered

                 " Dddd...dia..diamond dogs?!?" Fluttershy trembled.

                  "Now get the ingredients for it quickly before the owners get back!" One of the dogs barked. But suddenly Rainbow dash's stomach growled louder and longer than all the rest.

                 "Hey whos there!", yapped the short dog

                 "RUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!" Screamed pinkie. They ran out of the shop and went into an alleyway. They all hid in a dumpster well most of they went in with ease but Rarity had to be practicality dragged in. They heard the diamond dogs say that they were to meet back at the Everfree forest in 10 minutes, so they all waited in the dumpster. Pinkie randomly had a deck of cards with her so they played that for a little. Then Fluttershy started getting a little to aggresive

                   Anywho after what has been ten minutes the 4 ponies hopped out of the dumpster, then it happened.

                   "OMSC HOW DARE YOU PUT ME IN SOME DISGUSTING BOX FULL OF GARBAGE WITH YOU THREE URCHINS!!!!! >:(" yelled Rarity. Rarity galloped down the road a head of all the others and bumped into a diamond dog and gets captured

                   "WHY DO ALL THE BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO MEEHEHEEEE THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!" Weeped Rarity as she is carried away. All of the other ponies ran and some flew as fast and as slow as they can. But then they reached Fluttershy's house and they knew they were near the Everfree forest. They all walked up to the entrance of the forest. Pinkie hopped into the woods humming Giggle at the ghosties, and Fluttershy shy was carried in by Dash.

                  As they walked Rainbow started to slow down a little she felt sick. Then she started to cry

                "All I wanted was some pizzahahahaaaaa!" Rainbow whaled Fluttershy tried to calm her down but to no avail. Then Pinkie gave something to Rainbow it was a piece of pizza. Dash took a couple bites and then asked her where she got it from and Pinkie said,

                 "Oh i found that in the dumpster we were in!" Rainbow ran to the nearest bush and barfed

                 "lesson 1 never take food from pinkie pie after being somewhere gross" she said to herself then pinkie and fluttershy start laughing hysterically

                 "I didn't think you would actually eat it dashie! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha". Rainbow muttered something under her breath and started to walk again.

pinkie's POV

           Pinkie woke up from a dream of frosting.

           "Hey how'd you know that!" Pinkie asked angrily

           Cause im the narrator and i know everything.

           "Ok but since its my point of view i want to tell them."

            Fine fine, have fun ill be back later.

the narrator for this chapter is now pinkie pie

            Ok i woke up from a dream of creamy creamy frosting and cake you know the usual.  Anyway i jumped out of bed and walked downstairs. Then i had a whole bunch of muffins with my friend Derpy. Then i helped out the cakes with some baking and baby stuff. Then i remembered i have to go help Apple jack at the farm so i hightailed it over there and started to help. Ohohoh also we had a bouncing contest which i won of course then she said that i have helped alot and that i should go home which is weird to hear from apple jack.

             So then i was walking down the street and i stopped at the corner and looked at the clouds, then BAM! Dashie smashes into me. It hurt alot but i was more confused on why dashie was going so fast. Then she told me that the pizza place wasn't answering her calls and that she was really hungry. Then i started singing something but don't remember what.

              After than we heard a really disturbing convo between Rarity and Fluttershy. But then they saw us and decide to come along then we went into the pizza shop and it was all *blows raspberrys* but then we saw the scary diamond dogs but then dashie's stomach sound like a monsoon and they found us. So i yelled RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!! And we all ran into a dumpster. i picked up some cards and slice of pizza for later.Then we played cards for a little, and Fluttershy got a little aggressive so we stopped, and we hopped out of the dumpster and rarity started yelling and she ran away. Then she got captured by a diamond dog.

              Then we chased after them and we somehow we ended up in the Everfree forest. Then we were walking and dash fell over and started crying so i gave her the dirty pizza. then she ate it, it was extra super funny when she asked me where i got it i told her it was from the dumpster and she threw up then she walked away. And then... Oops i can't tell you what happens next stay tuned for the last chapter