Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Peaches.

by SecretPerson

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 968

Twilight Sparkle find her true calling, peaches. However, a certain Princess known as Toadstool has something to say about that...

Twilight Sparkle find her true calling, peaches. However, a certain Princess known as Toadstool has something to say about that…

This is happening. I have no clue why. Don't blame me for this aberration.

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I also realize many of you don't like these chain fics about peaches. I wanted something to do in a half hour and I got a vaugue idea, so don't like it if you don't. I don't usually write stuff like this, but I wanted something to entertain myself.

If you have criticism, comment it. I will learn from/debate it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-19 04:00:04 UTC

The Diplomatic mission of honor and greatness.

It was a Sunny morning, as the sky had few clouds, dew evaporated quickly, and everything seemed normal. As such, this is the point when something usually happens to completely wreck every just set up. Oh, and that thing appears to be Princess Twilight, holding the expression of a schizophrenic llama, whilst holding a cane with a half eaten peach taped to the end of it.

Twilight paced back and forth in her library, mubling something about the power of the peaches and orchards, when her young assistant Spike came downstairs rubbing his eyes.

"Twilight?" he asked beginning to realize something was amiss, "You... alright?"

Twilight turned at Spike and gave a creepy smile, before holding up the peach cane, "Oh Toad! I'm better than alright, now go play in the peach tree petals!"

Spike scratched his head, "Is this a prank?"

Twilight's expression quickly became that of a furious donkey who happens to be bucking Adam Sandler in the face, "DID YOU JUST QUESTION THE PEACH QUEEN?!?!"

Spike backed up and thought, "Oh no, third person! This is serious... think of something!", he then cleared his throat, "No... I-I was just going to get you... some juice...?"

Twilight head bent up unnaturally, "Peach juice?!"

Spike looked to both sides, "Uh... yes?"

"PERFECT!" shouted Twilight, "Now go Toad, bring the Peach empire to a new high! EVERYBODY WILL LOVE THE QUEEN OF PEACHES!"

Spike nodded his head vigorously, and ran out the front door, running at full speed to the Apple Family farm.

Left to dwell in her mentality, Twilight sat on a makeshift thrown of books, and began to contemplate her plans aloud. "Yes, the Peach Queen thinks that we should gather more peaches before going for the ultimate goal... then we will be the first to conquer the unpeached land of Siberia!"

It was then, the her castle gate was knocked down, as it's shattered wood pieces where now strewn across the ground in a manner that would make Elvis give cry. This was immediately followed by the intruder trudging in, not even bothering to use the doormat before stepping on her floor curtains. The Intruder bore a pink dress, blonde hair, and a mighty weapon known as the great umbrella of mushrooms. It was, Princess Peach of the mushroom kingdom.

"How dareth thee trudge in on the Peach Queens Bachelor castle, and step over her welcoming mat! THIS MEANS WAR!"

Princess Peach pointed her umbrella at Twilight while holding a most fabulous warrior pose, "So be it! OUR NEGOTIATIONS END!"

The battle begun with Twilight charging forward and thrusting her horn into Princess Peaches stomach region. However, the tricky devil swtily thrust her body to the right, and bonked Twilight on the head, taking her to the ground with one swift blow.

"You could have let us have Sixty five percent of the orchard lands," Shouted Princess Peach as she held her umbrella above Twilight, "but you insisted on pulling a North Korea! NOW THIS ENDS!"

However, as the peach princess thrust her weapon down, the princess of lavender mare syndrome pulled a Raiden teleported behind her, promptly taking the opportunity to zap he with a ice spell, freezing Princess Peach in a block of ice.

Twilight laughed maniacally, before giving her monologue, "You had your chance princess! You could have bowed to your Queen! But now, you must be destroyed!"

Twilight Sparkle charge a powerful energy on her horn, summoning the power of the life force of everything in Equestria, but mostly peaches. A large sparkly ball of light no hung above her head, ready to go blow something up. "Now die!"

Thinking quickly, Princess Peach broke her arm free, and reached into her pocket, to pull out a peach. Upon chewing it up, her muscles grew ten fold, and she busted out of her Ice imprisonment. Seeing this, Twilight immediately launched her powerful attack.

The ball of light shot into Princess peaches arms, and she held it back with pure peachy power. Then, focusing her power, and thrust it back at Twilight.

"NO YOU DON'T!" yelled Twilight as the spell quickly returned to her.

Twilight thinking at faster than light speed, fired a small but effective spell at the power orb as it was at equidistance from both princesses. This caused a chain reaction in with hydrogen atoms were fused to for Peaches. This resulting in many atoms splitting up into peaches, releasing massive amounts of energy. The explosion rocked the town, as a mushroom cloud shaped like many peaches blew into the sky. Ponies all about where met with a wave of energy, sending them flying. This was immediately follow by a literal peach rain, of which many peaches of different shapes and sized fell to the ground all around town.

At the now destroyed library, a crowd gather to see the crater. Everyone was silent, as Twilight Sparkle slowly pulled herself from the wreckage. Spike, followed by two ponies in medical uniforms came up to her with a look of confusion.

"Twilight? What did you do?!" he asked in disbelief.

Twilight looked down with determination, "No Toad, Princess Peach did not perish, I predict she will likely return for the Peach Orbs of wishing. All we can do now is heal the kingdom and prepare for larger consequences to come."

"Riiiiiight..." said Spike, as the doctors nodded at him, "Well, these nice ponies in white are going to take you somewhere safe, hopefully you'le get you... stuff, sorted out..."

Twilight willingly followed the doctors, "Of course! We must head to the dodecagon and prepare the military immediately! Let us depart now!"

And that was only the beginning, of the third great peach war, all starting because Princess Twilight ate a brian melting peach.