A Dink in his Button.

by The derpman

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

[size=1.5em]Welcome to high school.
[/size]Where you will be judged on your appearance.
Where you won't be able to talk to any of your friends.
Where the drama will fill your head with anxiety
Where you should be worrying about school work but you aren't
Where you wont love the ones around you
Where your heart will get broken a bunch of times
and you will fail that big test that you studied for all night
Where you spend most of your days wishing you were some were else
Where you make a lot of friends and enemies
Where you will learn many painful lessons
Where six hours of your day will be wasted
Where you will see many people that you don't want to see
[size=2em]Have a nice four years.

This was all button got for info on high school life before he had to actually go.

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A Dink in his Button.

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What a good place to start off a story. Early in the morning two weeks before the school year. I guess we should start off by talking about the two main protagonists of this story, Dinky is a happy go lucky brainiac that was home schooled by her mother derpy most of her life with little to no friends other than a colt that goes by the name of pip. The other is Button that went to an all boys school and has rumble and the CMC as his friends. This year they are going to the same school for High school. This story will switch between them at random.

Oh right I forgot to tell you who I am, I'm the narrator. No I'm not going to say anything more than that because you don't need to know. I mean this is a world were practically anything can talk or move. Do you really need to know who is telling a story about two teenagers. Wait no I'm rambling I should just start now.

This is ponyvile it is a small town with a whole lot going on, with each week there is some ruckus made by the citizens of the town that nearly throw the entire world off balance if not resolved. You would think having a "All Powerful Being" in the town not much of that would happen but she is actually that cause of a lot of the stuff that happens. Then of course you have the occasional discord visit witch sends things all hay wire with chaos and all. But other than that it is quiet peaceful. Before things get to far out of hand let's get to dinky.

The room is dark with only a small light under a blanket. The filly under the blanket was the owner of the new novel on atrial physics." I wonder what time it is?" So dinky moved the covers off of her to check the time. She then dropped the book out of astonishment that it was 5:07a.m. "Crud I was up all night." At this point she had gotten out of bed." If I keep this up I wont be able to sleep when it gets to school days." Dinky was going to High school and her room showed that. Her room was OCD heaven even thou she dose not have OCD. Every thing in the room was in order and categorized by the slightest detail. Her dresser with a mirror had 5 folder holders in alphabetical order, color, and importance. This is only slightly strange compared to the wall of filing cabinets filled with her study resources. She had drawers under her bed was the only place that didn't look like an OCD fixed it up. The drawers had some bord games, toys, and one lonely game console with some strategy games that only comes out when she feels terrible.

I need to go to the bathroom. Dinky thought with a oh crud kind of face. Just got to make sure that I don't wake up mom she had to go on an extra long flight for that last job. I never understood what she was exactly delivering but I know it was heavy." Dinky is that you?" crap I forgot about sparkler. Sparkled Is a very strait to the point type of pony, so dinky is worried about her reaction toward her being up this early. Dinky thought with a face of embarrassed fear. "Why are you up this early?" With a sigh dinky said "I was just going to the bathroom."

Sparkler replied with a blush and said "Well get on with it don't let me keep you." Well that was an awkward encounter. Dinky then went to the toilet to take care of business. So I went to the kitchen to make myself some breakfast only to see sparkler making herself some coffee.

So we get to button mashes place at 5:00 am. I guess its time to start out the day. Button thought annoyed with the fact that he would ever think of that. I'm not going to get back to sleep am I. Just at that moment Button noticed that there was a slight lift in the blanket were something private is. Wait...crap I have morning wood, I knew I should have peed before bed. I guess its good I woke up instead of my mom waking me up. I would have died of embarrassment. I hate when she dose because then she can't look at me right during the day like she's ashamed or amused that she finds me like that. Ofcorce it is better than all the teasing I get from my brother when he finds me like this. Well I guess it's time to get up and out of bed. So button waited another 5 minutes before actually getting out of bed. So he got up put on his hat and walked to the bathroom to get rid of his morning wood by peeing. Man this is hard to pee strait with this thing when it's like this. Wait I think I have a good angle at the toilet. Just as button was thinking that it went down a bit and got all over his hooves. "Dang it, now I have to wash up!" He then he began to wash his hands. Wait why did I make an out burst like that I was going to wash up ether way. brushed his teeth then went back to his room to grab his joy boy. I wonder what mom is cooking. And with that thought he ran down the stairs.

When he got to the kitchen he leaped onto his chair and picked up his silver were ready to eat. "I hope you like pancakes button cause I made enough for a king." Well she shear is piper this morning. " Why are you so happy this morning mom?" She looked even more happy once button asked. " I got your new school schedule in the mail today." This made button lose his mind and put on the most terrified face in the world, that would make even discord himself pity him. All the flash backs of his dad yelling at him about his grades and then taking away his video games. That put him to the point when he had to scream. "MOM PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT WHAT CLASSES I GOT PPPPLLLLLEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And on that note buttons mom just burst out laughing. Then button started crying. "Please mom ill do better." Then buttons mom realized what she had done so she told him why she was so happy." Oh sweetie you don't have to be scared the reason why I'm so happy I cause I'm proud of you." Wait what that's not possible she saw what classes I'm going to be in. " How are you proud of me?" button said In a choked voice. The reason is because button has a terrible experience with school. to buttons mom this shocked her there was plenty of thing she was proud of button for. " Button do you have anything you want to talk about?" She said with a concerned voice. " No, not rely but we were talking about school ssssooooo that means that it must be bad right........right?" He said with a questioning look. Buttons mom gave him a knowing smirk and said. " Not this time, this time its good."