Chapter 10

Happy Birthday, Mr. Flynt and Miss Luna

"Are... are you sure this is what he want's, Pinkie," Twilight asked as she looked at the list of names, some of which included hers, her friends, and several others including Princess Luna, that Allyn had given Pinkie the other day. She, along with her friends were hanging with Trixie and Alois at Allyn's while he was doing a special gig at Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo's request at their school today.

"I can't believe he wants the Wonder Bolts and two princess to be part of a harem," Rainbow said as she looked over Twilight's shoulder, "Dude's really greedy."

"No," Trixie said with a smirk, "He thinks Pinkie can't get it done by Thursday." The comment made everypony in Allyn's living room laugh, surely he knew how much effort Pinkie put into one of her famous parties.

"I have to admit, darling," Rarity started, "His choice in clothing for the ladies of this event is quite peculiar; 'All names on this list are to be in Playcolt Bunny suits.'"

"Ah can tell y'all one thing," AJ said, "Even Celestia couldn't get me inta one of them scandalous suits. No offence Trix." Trixie held up her hand as if to say 'None taken'

"I'm with AJ," Fluttershy said, "I don't want to be mean to Allyn, but I don't feel right wearing something that.... revealing."

"See," Trixie pointed out, "This is what I was talking about; If you six aren't entirely up for wearing that stuff, what makes you think anypony else would want to wear one of these."

"Maybe you could get somepony of importance to where it," Alois chimed in, "Twilight, you're a Princess. Could you do that?"

"Please," Twilight explained, "I couldn't get a cab in Manehattan, what makes you think I could get twenty-five mares to wear this?"

"Perhaps," Princess Luna's voice called from behind the ponies, causing them all to jump and bow to her, "I can be of some kind of help." Luna stood in the mansion's front door out of her usual dress and instead wearing normal clothing like a dark blue long sleeve tee and a pair of jeans. she pulled over the list of names with her magic and read the names to herself. "What's a 'Playcolt Bunny suit?'" Luna asked. At first nopony wanted to answer out of embarrassment for both themselves and for the Princess, but eventually Trixie explained the design of the uniform.

"This sounds like it might be rather enjoyable," Luna said thinking it over, and gaining confused looks from everypony in Allyn and Trixie's living room, "Allyn believes the pinkie one won't achieve his request, right?" Everypony nodded "Have any of you thought of what Allyn's reaction will be when he sees so any beautiful mares in such lewd clothing? That's enough of a reason for me to agree to this event." The idea of Allyn getting what he wanted without expecting it was enough to put smiles on everyponies faces, and even cause some laughter among some of them.

"While yes that could be funny to see," Twilight started, "What brings you here today?"

"That," Alois started sheepishly, "Might be because of me. When you guys were saying names off the list and hers came up, I figured she might want to be told face to face."

"Indeed," Luna said, hopping over the back of the couch and landing in between Fluttershy and the couch arm, "And maybe using my name in the invitation letters shall cause ponies to show up."

"GREAT," Pinkie cheered, her arms in the air, "Me and Spike can write up the invites and Princess Luna can sign them and that's SURE to get ponies to show up."

"Well I do not need to sign the ones for Derpy," Luna said as she went over the list again, "And Octavia and Vinyl shouldn't require my signature either."

"Zecora might be a little hesitate to come when she learns what she has to wear," Twilight said.

"Coco, I could ask to see if she's available," Rarity said, "I've been keeping in touch with he since we left Manehattan. And I can make an 'Emergency' Spa visit tomorrow or so and ask the owners about coming by, but they I think would require a Royal Signature."

"Well since we've got the guest situation down," Rainbow stated, "What should we get him as gifts?"

"Well he sure doesn't need anymore baseball bats," Pinkie said as she rubbed the spot where Allyn bashed her at the Traders Exchange, with one of fifty bats he picked up at the Traders Exchange.

"That's going to be pretty hard," Trixie started, "He's making about seven hundred and fifty thousand bits per month, so he basically buys what ever he could wants, that or transmute it with Alchemy. But the real trouble is he's so damn humble that he doesn't want any material objects."

Truly, they had their work cut out for them.

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"Okay class," Miss Cheerilee told the group of young children in the school house, "Now today we have a special guest visiting us. He's Ponyville's resident human, put your hands together for Mr. Allyn Flynt." Allyn walked into the classroom and waved as the children clapped for him.

"Hello everypony," Allyn said, "Like Miss Cheerilee said, my name's Allyn. I'm a human, which basically is like being an Earth Pony, and I'm a member of the Royal Guard for Princess Celestia and Princess Luna."

One of the children raised their hand, "If you're a guard for the Royal Sisters, why do you live out in Ponyville?"

"Well because I'm a new type of guard," Allyn answered, "I'm what's called a 'State Alchemist.' What that means is I can transfer my magic into what's called a Transmutation circle, like so." Allyn picked up one of the pieces of chalk near the black board and drew out a simple transmutation circle on the black board. "Then I think of what chemicals are in a chalkboard," Allyn continued, "And finally, I do something cool like this."

Allyn clapped his hands together, summoning his magic, and slammed them onto the chalk board. As Allyn's magic pulsed in the circle, a dragon head grew out of the chalkboard and snapped a few times at the class before freezing in mid-roar. Allyn turned to the class and leaned on the newly formed dragon head statue coming from their chalkboard. He pulled out his gold lighter, its circle towards the classroom, and sent out a spark that ignited the teeth of the dragon head.

After the instant shock and amazement of Allyn's transmutations settled over the class, one of the kids asked if Allyn could play something for them. After thinking for a moment, Allyn knew what to play. Miss Cheerilee handed Allyn an acoustic guitar that the class had for the occasional need for it and Allyn started strumming a rather fast-paced song on the guitar while he said this was for three fillies and their club's newest member.

During the pause between lyrics, Allyn tapped his foot to the original beat which caused the class to knock on their desk in rhythm. Even Miss Cheerilee was hypnotized by the rhythm of the music. Allyn had to admit, he had trouble keeping the cords right from time to time in a song that was made up mostly by a computer. But he managed to finish the song and get a loud applause from most of the class, with the exceptions of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

The school bell rang, symbolizing recess, and the children ran out to the playground, leaving Allyn and Miss Cheerilee in the classroom. Allyn returned the chalkboard to its original form and handed the guitar back to Miss Cheerilee.

"I have to admit, Mr. Flynt," she started as she put the guitar back in the closet where it came from, "Both of your performances were quite amazing, to say the least."

"Eh, no problem," Allyn said as he wiped away the transmutation circle, so nopony tries to screw around with it and then needs to be put in a suit of armor, "As a phrase from my world goes; 'I'm just killing two birds with one stone.'" Miss Cheerilee gave him a look of confusion. "Well see," Allyn started explaining, "My birthday is coming up, and of course Pinkie wanted to plan this huge thing for me. Now I haven't had a huge party for my birthday since I was seven. So I wrote down exactly what I wanted as far as a party goes. And the list of guest includes Twilight and her friends, Trixie, a couple of my friends from Canterlot, and some other ponies. So knowing Twilight, Trixie, and them; their planning my party at my house while I'm here playing for the class on the CMC's requests."

"I still can't believe you managed to talk those girls into letting Button Mash into their group," Cheerilee giggled, "How did you manage that?"

"I didn't manage anything, I just pointed them to somepony like them when they asked for my help. The school's Talent Show and 'Life is a Highway' did the rest of the work."

Allyn had to admit, convincing those three to let a boy in their group wasn't something he planned when they came to him while he was constructing his mansion. But when he was listening to all the clean, child-friendly songs on his Ipod, the idea hit him as he looked into the Gamestable(Author's Note; Equestria's Game Stop) in town and saw a familiar brown shirt and propeller hat on a boy around the same age of the CMC.

Knowing the move list of every character of Street Fighter, no mater what world he was in, gave Allyn the advantage in making Button join the girls. And telling the girls that they came to him for his help made them be slightly more willing to have Button as part of the routine Allyn worked out in one night. After a couple days of rehearsal, the actual Talent Show was what brought them together, that and their joy of beating Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

Allyn packed up what gear he brought with him to the school house today and said goodbye to Miss Cheerilee inside and the CMC outside as he made his trek back to his house, surely the girls had finished planning his birthday party for today.

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Twilight, Trixie, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie helped Rarity finish the costumes yesterday for Allyn's party happening later today. Mean while, Spike and Vinyl kept Allyn busy by taking him around Ponyville to pre-planned locations where Allyn would be forced to be at between ten minutes and an hour. The former Elements of Harmony, along with Trixie and Octavia's help, got everypony else into their onesies and ready for the party. The only problem that was everyponies mind; How or why did they agree to be part of a harem, for a man more than half of them didn't even know.

"So," Spitfire questioned as she adjusted her dark-skinned breast in her orange and red onesie, "I was told that this 'was an emergency, under the utmost urgency by Princess Luna.' So where is the princess?" A couple of the mares at the party agreed with Spitfire's comment.

Just as Spitfire began a mini revolution, Princess Luna and Vinyl walked into Allyn's Great Room and Vinyl began to get changed. Luna apologized for being late, saying that she had some minor things to complete in Canterlot before asking for her onesie and ears.

"You were saying," Trixie said in a highly snark tone to Spitfire.

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"NO! NO! NO!" Allyn started his barrage of 'no's, "No no, no no, no no, no no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"But Allyn," Spike nearly begged as he ran after Allyn down Allyn's extremely long pathway to his house, "Come on, just one more stop."

"WHERE?" Allyn said with in a 'Jim Carey' way by including his entire body, "Because the only two places in Ponyville that I haven't been to yet are; A) My own asshole, which according to my parents, grandparents, former employers, and a couple ex-girlfriends is where my HEAD is firmly LODGED. And B) My own home, which is more than guaranteed to have a party of some way, shape, or form sprung and ready for me to walk in the front door to and have cake shoved in my FACE! So, in summation; fuck you, fuck this, fuck that, fuck Vinyl and where ever she went, fuck this day, I'm going to bed, goodbye!"

And with that, Allyn teleported to his front yard, the border of his anti-teleportation magic spell bubble, and walked into his living room and crashed on the couch next to Alois. Alois looked at him and gave her usual 'Hi Master Allyn.' She asked what put him in such a funk.

"There's a party up stairs isn't there," Allyn said shortly, his hands over his face.

"Yep," Alois replied.

"Twilight, RD, AJ, Rarity, Flutter, Pinkie, and Trixie are up there, aren't they?"

"Yep."

"Our other house guest," Allyn said quietly.

"Right here," Chryssie said, waving in her Alois disguise.

"And the real Alois," Allyn asked as he sat up.

"Playing in the game room," Chrysalis said as she had a bite of some of Allyn's beef stew he made the other night, "I still can't believe you know how to properly cook a good beef stew. Where'd you learn this?"

Allyn sat up, "Cooking was easy, getting the beef was a much harder task. Let's just say that if Fluttershy knew what I did for two summers in Alaska; she'd ask for five thousand years banishment to the moon." Allyn rolled off the couch and walked up to his bedroom.

"I think I'm gonna take a shower," Allyn called down stairs to Chrysalis as he opened his bedroom door, "Then I might hit the holy shit Pinkie you actually managed to get a harem." Sure enough, sitting on his king sized bed were; Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Trixie, Octavia, Derpy, Vinyl, Luna, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie, AJ, and Spitfire. And standing around the king size bed were; Zecora, Aloe, Vera, Lotus Blossom, Lyra, Bon Bon, Coco Pommel, Stormwalker, Fleetfoot, Flitter, and Colgate. Then there were two he just had to guess; one he guessed as Milky Way, but the other took him completely by shock.

"I don't mean to be rude ma'am," he said as he pointed to the twenty-sixth woman in a Playboy uniform, "Is your name Flufflepuff?"

"Da, deystvitel'no," the large chested woman with large, shaggy, pink hair replied. Russian, why not, Octavia was French after all and Flufflepuff being Russian would be the most normal thing about her existing. Also, how the hell was she real and how the fuck did Pinkie manage to find her?

Allyn calmly closed the door behind him with a near quiet "Shit, I owe Spike a cake," then turned to Pinkie and congratulated her for completing a task he thought to be impossible in the span of just over a week. He then turned to the rest of the women in his harem and admitted that other than a rotating three-way, he had no idea what to do with a harem.

"Well other than this lewd clothing," Luna said as she looked around at the harem, "This is still a birthday party for you. What would you like to do?"

"Well," Allyn thought for a second, "Since I was seven, I spent my birthdays just sitting around my house watching movies and TV and shit. If y'all are up for that afterwards?" He took off his shirt and drew some woos from most of the women. "Then I guess," Allyn continued, "We could go with plan A." The women's attention quickly went from his muscular upper body to his lower body when he took off his belt and let his member free to the twenty-six women.

"Oh, my," Fluttershy said, hers and everypony else's cheeks a bright red.

"HOLY SHIT!" Applejack said, fanning herself with her hat.

"Damn," Spitfire said, "Rainbow Dash, you could have just said that that's what I could have expected. I wouldn't have needed Princess Luna's word after that."

Rarity turned to Trixie, "You bitch, you've been keeping Allyn all to yourself haven't you?"

"All honesty," Trixie said, her hands in the air like she was under arrest, "I did not know he was that big."

Allyn looked down as a jolt of confidence shot through his body, "While I do enjoy the complements, for tonight, I am to be called Edgar. Now, which of you ladies would like to go first?" He cracked his knuckles, neck, and back to prepare him for the wild night and best birthday he ever had.

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Alois and Chrysalis sat on Allyn and Trixie's couch and watched some cheesy television as the night drew on. Chrysalis finished her bowl of beef stew and the waves of Passion that were flowing from upstairs as Alois enjoyed a banana split. Out of nowhere, a knock came at the door. Chryssie and Alois looked at each other for a second before Chrysalis stood up and took her now empty bowl into the kitchen and told Alois to get the door.

As Alois opened the door, the infamous "Cutie Mark Crusader, Sleepover Crashers. Yay!" came from the three little girls, their new member, and another young unicorn filly and earth pony colt, all of whom were wearing their pj's and holding a sleeping bag. The filly with gold eyes and a blonde mane like her mother and the colt in his spotted white and brown t-shirt and white pants with set-in mud stains.

"Hi guys," Alois said, "What brings all of you here?"

"Well we would have gotten here sooner," Scootaloo said looking at Button, "But somepony's mom wouldn't let him out after Celestia lowered the sun."

"Wha-HEY," Button said, attempting to defend himself, "It's not my fault; my mom didn't fall for the lie we planned."

"I just saw these five running through town late at night," Pip said holding up his hand, "When I asked what they were doing, I felt like joining in."

While Alois kept the children busy at the door, Chryssie silently ran through the house and upstairs to Allyn's door. She nearly knocked on the door before she realized that in her hast, she stilled looked like Queen of the Changelings. She quickly changed into Alois and knocked on the door.

"Who is it, darling," Rarity's voice called from the other side of the door.

"Can you tell Master Allyn that there's a problem at the front door," Chryssie said in the high pitched voice of the young dragon.

"What is it," Allyn 's strained voice called.

"Alois says there's something at the front door, Mr. Edgar," Rarity replied to him. Edgar? Chrysalis shook her head and focused on the main problem.

After a few moments, Allyn opened the door slightly and popped his sweat-drenched head out.

"What Alois," He said, borderline angry.

"You smell like an orgy," Chrysalis whispered in her normal voice, "And there are some children at the door?" Allyn looked at the Changeling for a moment before two and two equaled four.

"OH SHIT!" Allyn said, "Listen, stall them, for like." He looked back in his room at the two groups of women; Group A, the women he has screwed; Pinkie, Flufflepuff, Dash, Coco, The Spa Triplets, Spitfire, Fluttershy, and Trixie. And Group B, the ladies waiting for their turns. "Stall the for twenty, thirty minutes tops," Allyn said to Chrysalis before slamming the door in her face.

Allyn tried to catch his breath before he opened his eyes and saw Octavia and Vinyl on his bed, waiting like two energetic dogs waiting to head to the dog park. Goddamn CMC, he thought to himself, looking at the two naked women on his bed and the other fourteen nude women standing around and looking impatient, They have to be the ultimate cock blockers.

"Ladies," he said in a tone that sounded like someone just punched him in the gut, "We have a... Little issue down stairs. And as much as I hate saying this; we have to get dressed quickly!"

"Ah, come on," Vinyl said.

"What makes you so stressed," Zecora asked, "That we must quickly be dressed?"

"Who are the three most fucking annoying girls in town," Allyn asked.

"OH SHIT," most of the women said in unison.

"You think?" Allyn said in a snarky tone, "And add to that the fact that Button Mash, imagine what he'll do when he sees this. His young boy mind will explode!"

Everyone quickly ran around grabbing what clothing they brought and putting it on quickly. Allyn just put on a pair of pajama pants and quickly ran through television channels until one movie opening caught his eye and made him completely confused. Rarity was the first to notice and looked at the TV with him.

"What is it darling," She asked as she put her arms through her shirt sleeves.

"So," Allyn thought for a second, "You never had Walt Disney... yet somehow, there's still Monsters Inc.?"

"Oh, I love this movie," Pinkie said as she jumped on the bed next to him.

"Who's Walt Disney?" Luna asked. Allyn looked like he really wanted to do something, but used all of his self-control to stop himself. He took a deep breath before opening his mouth.

"Walter Elias Disney," Allyn started, "Is one of my personal heroes and my one of my role models growing up. I used to live less than an hours cart ride from his amusement park, so my parents took me and my sisters there all the time when we were kids. So without his existence, I'm confusion on how what in my world is a Disney/Pixar movie could be made?"

"None of us have no Idea what you're talking about," Rainbow said as she pulled up her shorts, "The studio that made this was Whinny Studi-" Allyn back handed Rainbow so quickly and so hard there was a audible "CRACK" that came from his wrist and Rainbow was knocked unconscious for a few moments.

"I CAN DEAL WITH A LOT OF BULLSHIT," Allyn screamed, his wrist quickly turning black and blue and swelling up, "BUT WHINNY STUDIOS?! WHINNY FUCKING STUDIOS?! THAT TAKES THE BULLSHIT CAKE FROM FIVE MILES ABOVE BULLSHIT MOUNTAIN IN THE LAND OF BULLSHITISTAN!"

"Woah now," AJ said, holding Allyn's arms, "Let's not get to outta control."

At that exact moment, Allyn's bedroom door swung open and Alois and the group of children standing there in their pajamas and holding different colored sleeping bags. Applebloom wondered what was going on here, Scootaloo asked why Rainbow Dash was on the floor, and Button wanted to know what movie they were watching.

"And may I ask just what in Equestria are all of you doing here," Rarity asked, causing all six children to put their heads down in shame."

"Well," Sweetie Belle started, "I over heard you talking about Mr. Flynt's party a couple days ago."

"Then Ah came up with the idea to sneak out and come here," Applebloom continued.

"We talked about our plans earlier today when Dinky overheard us," Scootaloo joined in.

"I said how my mommy was talking about the same sleep over party for Mr. Flynt," Dinky chimed in, "And I asked if I could join them."

"Pip joined in when we were on our way here," Button said pointing to Pipsqueak.

"They say their the 'Cutie Mark Crusader; Sleepover Crashers,'" Alois said.

The children believed that this was a sleepover? The paused orgy sat around Allyn's bed and looked at each other for a moment. Allyn had to act quickly before the children started asking questions, so without even thinking about it he jumped into babysitter mode.

"Well then you six have perfect timing," Allyn said putting both hands behind his head, "Monsters Inc. just started on TV. Y'all wanna watch it?"

"Can we," the children and Alois all asked in unison.

"After which," AJ said in a stern tone, "All of y'all are being taken home."

"And you'll be grounded," Derpy continued, "All of you."

"I'm thinking; no television," Rarity started, "No Crusading, and straight home from school everyday for the next three months. Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Derpy, Do you all agree with this?" The other three agreed and the children replied with a group "Uuugh."

The night drew later and later and rapidly Allyn's once large harem was dwindling down until the movie was finally over and Twilight, AJ, Rarity, Pinkie, Derpy, and Dash left with one of the failed CMC 'Sleepover Crashers.' Allyn waved goodnight to the women and locked the door before falling on his couch next to Alois, Chrysalis, who was finally free to revert back to her natural skin, and Trixie.

"Welp," Allyn said, his face buried in the cushions, "That was a thing. And don't think you three are getting out of this just because some kids got involved." He pointed to the women who just smirked at him.

"My excuse is that they paid me off with emeralds," Alois said.

"Then you are smart," Allyn said, "Not off the hook, but smart."

The conversation was halted by a knock at the door. The quartet looked to the door and wondered who it would be at ten at night. Allyn told Chryssie to hide for a minute as he rolled off the couch and walked to the door. He unlocked the mahogany double doors and opened them, thinking one of the children had forgotten something when they left, but instead of children stood a lone Luna in flannel blue pajamas and holding a rather large, flat box wrapped with a red ribbon and an elegant bow.

"Hello Allyn," She said, "Did everypony go home?"

"Oh, uh, yeah," Allyn stuttered, confused what Luna brought back, "Would you like to come in?"

"Thank you," She said, "This is for you. I know how much you prefer bladed weapons, and you often talk about that 'Kingdom of Hearts' game, so I had a team of Sister's blacksmiths make this for you."

Curious, Allyn took the actually heavy box from the princess as she walked over to Allyn and Trixie's couch, waving to the unicorn and dragon. Allyn opened the large box to reveal the most thoughtful gift he had ever gotten in his life; a unique Keyblade, with a Transmutation circle at the blade, a leather grip, and what looked like a ruby forged into the shaft. He pulled the weapon out of the box and held it with his hands, which is when he noticed the Flame Alchemist Transmutation circle on its chain.

"I," he tried to thank the Princess, "I-I don't know what to say. Thank you for starters, this-this is the most wonderful gift, I have ever gotten from anyone."

Luna blushed at his praise, "Well, it wasn't a problem. But that's just the first gift." Allyn looked at her in slight confusion and she gestured him to the couch with her. He sat down and she placed her hands gently on the sides of his head. "Relax," She said as her horn began to glow, "Close your eyes." Allyn followed the request and Luna leaned in and touched his horn with hers, causing Allyn to instantly fall asleep on her shoulder. She chuckled and closed her eyes to join him in her dream.

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Allyn awoke in a strange gray dust under what looked like the night sky. He looked around at what looked like a gray desert with small to large craters around him. Allyn scratched his head and wondered where Luna took him. Just as he thought the question, Luna flew down in front of him.

"Welcome, Allyn Flynt," She said, "To a place nopony else has ever seen."

"Where is that," Allyn asked in reply, "A desert?" His expression changed when he noticed that instead of the moon being above them, it was instead the Earth. He looked back at Luna, looking or an answer.

"Fear not," she said in a calm tone, "This is merely where I dream of when I sleep."

"You dream of the Moon," He asked, "After spending a thousand years here, I figure one would get bored of thinking about it."

"Well you bring up a point," She said as she began walking towards one of the craters, causing Allyn to follow her, "I spent a thousand years here, so there isn't anywhere else I dreamt of after a while." The two of them reached to top of the in climb and looked down to see a smaller Luna sitting in the dirt, drawing something in the dirt. "This is," Luna continued, her tone filled with sorrow, "Where I would often spend this day during my banishment."

Allyn was confused until her heard a heartbreaking "Happy Birthday, to me" coming from the bottom of the crater. Allyn looked at what was now clearly "Happy Birthday Luna" was written in the dirt in front of the Luna at the bottom of the crater.

"So," Allyn said, looking at the Luna to his right, "Today..."

"Is my one thousand, twenty-second birthday," Luna said as a single tear ran down her face.

"Why didn't you say so," he replied, causing her to look at him in shock.

"Well, today," she started, "Today doesn't really matter to me anymore." He turned her head so they could look each other in the eye.

"Today does matter," he said, "Every birthday should matter to someone. It means we've taken everything life's thrown at us, both the good and bad, and managed to make it through another year. So I'm returning the favor." Luna attention was now completely Allyn's.

"What do you mean," she asked.

"You gave me a real life Keyblade and showed me your deepest secret," he said, "And add to that what you had to go through just to make me feel happy on our birthday. I say I have a lot to make up for, so close your eyes for me."

"Allyn," she said, to which Allyn covered her mouth with one finger and sshed her.

"Eyes closed," he said, "Just for a moment." She nodded and closed her eyes.

Allyn looked around and snapped his fingers when an idea finally came to him. He popped off his horn, knowing that this was a lucid dream, and stretched it into a wizard's staff. He slammed one end of the staff into the ground, sending out a wave of dream magic that leveled the dreamscape, then pulled the staff up, causing hundreds of buildings, thousands of trees, and the four famous mountains to rise at Allyn's will.

He swung the staff out, sending another wave of dream magic into all of the different buildings and trees he created and turning them into their proper colors. He gave Luna the okay to open her eyes and her reaction to his changes were priceless.

"In the words of my childhood role model," Allyn said, holding his arms and the staff to the side, "'To all who come to this happy place, welcome. Disneyland, is your land.'"

"Allyn," Luna said.

"Before you say anything," Allyn said holding up his index finger, "There's one more thing I have to show you."

He held one end of the staff, this end having a large sapphire tangled into the false wood, towards Luna.

"On three," he said, "Blow on the crystal. One. Two. Three."

Luna closed her eyes and blew on the crystal while Allyn quickly snapped his fingers, bringing a sweet, yet sad song to play and created hundreds of famous and forgotten Disney characters.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS LUNA!" the crowd of characters said in unison, causing Luna to jump back. She looked at Allyn, who had a sincere grin on his face.

"I understand why you were dreaming of your banishment on the moon," Allyn said, "You dream about it so you don't turn into Nightmare Moon again. But when you dream of memories, they do not have to be sad to remind you not to repeat them. From now on, dream of this place, of these new friends, and that joy will keep Nightmare Moon at bay. When you feel sad, degraded, dejected, unwanted, this place will be here to cheer you up."

Before she could help herself, Luna was sobbing with tears of joy. She jumped on Allyn, giving him a large hug that caused them both to fall to the ground. The two of them stayed on the ground until one of the animated characters walked up to them and interrupted them.

"Princess Luna," Allyn said, still on his back, "This is King Mickey Mouse."

"Oh forgive me," Luna said, getting off of Allyn and dusting herself off, "Your Majesty."

"Oh the honor is mine," Mickey said, shaking Luna's hand with his over-sized gloved hand, "As Allyn said, I'm Mickey. These are my close friends; Goofy, Donald, and Pluto." Goofy and Donald bowed to Luna while Pluto merely sat and barked at her in a cheery manner.

"And this is just were we start," Allyn said, holding his hand towards Luna, "If you're willing to follow me further down this rabbit hole."

"Did someone say," the Chester Cat said, popping in between Allyn and Luna, "Rabbit hole?" Allyn and Luna had to laugh at the floating cat head, mainly because it reminded them both of Discord.

"Happy birthday, Mr. Flynt," Luna said. She took Allyn's hand and he began the large tour of the Disney characters and Luna's new dream world.

"And Happy Birthday to you, Miss Luna," he replied.

Author's Note

Author's edit, 5/27/14;

for those of you wondering why I made Fluffle Puff a Russian, the idea came to me a while back when I saw this. I mean come on, her human form is in a Siberia style wool coat with wool inlay boots.