Chapters "Come on!"
Her hooves dug into the soft earth trying to find purchase. The ropes on her back whined with strain, like a poorly tuned violin. Her dark mane hung limply around her face, dripping with sweat. Yet, try as she might her coach would not budge.
"Fine, you can just sit there." She exhaled in exasperation.
She had been pulling her cart for two days non-stop and she deserved a break. She took off her harness and pulled her sopping mane from her face. Her sky blue eyes scanned the road for any sign of a passing pony. She knew if she didn't move soon, they would find her.
"Damn that pony and all here bucking friends for upstaging me. I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, had everything under control. That foal of a librarian ruined everything. I had those Ponyville yokels eating out of my hoof." Trixie raged at the trees.
She had no where to go and on an empty stomach it was getting hard to pull the cart holding what was left of her belongings. It wasn't much, but the show pony wasn't used to such physical effort.
"If I every see that purple mare again, it'll be too soon." She sighed in frustration.
The blue pony lay down in the soft grass beside the road and rested her aching flanks. She had began to relax and drift into a state of semi sleep. She was on the precipice of sleep, when she heard a soft humming behind her. Trixie bolted up in a panic expecting to see Twilight or one of her annoying friends. She was instead greeted by the image of a midnight blue mare, slowly making her way up the road.
Trixie sighed in relief, but still kept her route of escape open. The exhausted mare was all to familiar with the ponies’ behavior in this region. She watched the pony come closer and, as her image sharpened, Trixie noticed some peculiar feature of the pony.
She had a long flowing mane and tail that resembled a shadow in motion, which seemed from beyond this world. She seemed to be a unicorn, but something was odd about her saddle bags. They were lumpy and seemed to have no real storage space.
"Oh, sweet Celestia!" Trixie gasped in alarm. Or rather Luna,she thought awestruck.
Luna was not in her normal regal attire and here mane didn't have the same aura that it carried usually, but that was definitely the princess. She looked like any other pony you would meet, but far more stunning.
"What should I do?" Trixie thought in a panic, "What if she knows about the Ursa? Oh Celestia! I'm doomed! She obviously knows already. It's her creation, after all."
Trixie began to cry as fear and regret began to grip her heart. She knew of the princesses reputation for being....less than understanding. She knew that her little stunt hadn't escaped the princesses’ notice, especially since that infernal purple mare was Celestia’s pride and joy.
Trixie sank to her knees as the princess grew closer, her body convulsing from her sobs. She could hear the princess draw up beside her cart and come to a halt, the humming gone from the summers air.
"This is it....I'm done." She resigned to her fate and softly cried, not caring how pitiful she might have appeared. She couldn't take the running and hiding anymore. She then looked up with her big blue eyes to face her accuser and saw something that stopped her heart cold.
The princess was kneeled down in front of her, with a look of tender compassion. Trixie hadn't expected this, she had expected a one way trip to the moon. Hoof class.
"What troubles you, my little pony?" Luna asked with all the tenderness of a soothing mother. Trixie opened her mouth several times, trying to form words.
"I....I'm sorry princess...I'm so sorry. I'll never do it again." Luna began to sob again. She meant it truly, Trixie idolized Luna more than anypony else. Now, faced with disappointing her hero, she reacted like the foal she had once been.
"What are you sorry for? You have done me no wrong." Luna said, puzzled.
"I released.. T-the Ursa Minor..." Trixie admitted, between sniffles.
"Oh, is that all?" Luna giggled.
Trixie gaped at Luna.
"What?!" She asked in shock.
"He is so easily bothered these days. I should speak with Major, again." She pondered to herself, hoof on her chin.
"Again?" Trixie parroted her, having trouble following the lunar goddess.
"Well, yes. Celestia is always bugging the poor thing. It's no wonder he hates ponies so much."
Trixie couldn't keep it all together. Her mind reeled with the goddess revelations. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she collapsed in a heap on the dirt. Luna let out a gasp and rushed over to the blue pony.
"Oh you poor thing, you must be exhausted." Luna sighed, in empathy. "This just won't do."
Luna wrapped Trixie and her cart in her magic and...
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Trixie awoke to the sound of birds chirping softly and a soft breeze tickling her nose. It smelled of fresh pancakes and muffins. Her stomach growled and she opened her eyes to seek out the mouth watering source.
"Well, Good Morning..." Spoke a voice beside Trixie.
Trixies heart almost burst from her chest out of surprise. She tried to run, but was being restrained by a fabric covering her body. She realized quickly that the restraints were, in fact, sheets. She vaguely remembered falling asleep on the ground and not at an inn. Then, the previous day's occurrences slammed into her like a speeding pony coach.
Luna...Crying...Forgiveness...Collapsing....Magic...
She rolled over and saw next to her bed a smiling Luna and a tray of muffins. Luna levitated the tray closer to Trixie inviting her to eat. The food deprived mare didn't hesitate. She tore into the first muffin and stared around her room. Luna watched her, an amused grin on her face.
"Whrmf aph i?" Trixie asked, her mouth jammed full of food stuffs. She then nearly choked realizing, a little late, exactly who she was talking too. Her eyes streamed with tears as she hurriedly swallowed her mouthful. Luna chuckled as she gave Trixie a glass of water.
"You sure a peculiar pony, Trixie." Luna sighed with a smile.
"Princess! My apologies, I forgot my manners." Trixie apologized in a panic.
"It is quite alright. To answer your first question, you are in my royal bed chamber. I brought you here after you fell unconscious." Luna, then, gave Trixie a sweet look of understanding.
"Oh.." Trixie face flushed at this. Here she was, not only forgiven by her idol for her transgression, but being cared for like a sick filly.
"How the Great and Powerful Trixie has fallen." She thought to herself bitterly. She realized she was on the verge of tears again and hid her face behind her mane. A single tear slid down her cheek towards her now quivering chin.
Suddenly, a gentle pressure made her lift her eyes, and they met those of her idol, staring gently back at her. Luna gave Trixie a knowing smile and wiped the tear from her soft cheek. She then leaned into the dejected mare and gave her a tender hug, wrapping her forelegs around Trixie’s shoulders pulling her in closer. The blue mare couldn't hold back any longer. She sobbed into her companion’s warm shoulder. She let the past few days wash over her in a wave.
Luna made soft cooing noises and stroked Trixie’s mane slowly. She was doing all she could to comfort the distraught mare. When the mare finally stopped crying. Then, Luna slowly released her. Luna stared at the, now calm, blue eyed mare for a moment.
Luna then said something Trixie had never expected.
"I now all about you Trixie, or rather, The Great and Powerful." She gave Trixie a gentle smile. "Celestia tells me that you are my biggest fan and that the Ursa was your way I trying to get my attention. Am I mistaken?"
Trixie gaped at Luna for a time. She had told nopony about that last part. Her face flushed, but this time it was accompanied by a swarm of butterflies in her stomach. She looked into Luna's eyes, marveling for the first time in the beauty of the princess of the night. She marveled in the majesty and shear elegance of Luna's mane and silken coat, the soft curve of her flanks and the gentle beauty of her blue eyes.
Trixie began to lean in closer watching the rise and fall of Luna's chest begin to increase. Luna's eyes focused on Trixie with a stare of pure passion. Trixie shut her eyes and let her body take over, it was going to be doing all the talking. Trixie could feel Luna's breath on her lips as she crept closer, their muzzles just inches apart.
Luna closed the gap quickly, eliciting a soft moan from Trixie. She wrapped her hooves through Trixie’s mane and pulled her closer, leaning over the bed. Then it was over as quickly as it had began. Trixie sat there in stunned silence staring at Luna. She had just kissed the PRINCESS OF THE MOON!
Luna gave her a sheepish smile and blushed averting her eyes away from Trixie.
Why is the world spinning, Trixie thought wistfully.
Again, Trixie fainted. This time, though, with a smile on her lips. Luna simply leaned over and kissed her gently on the forehead gently tucking her
"We have a lot to discuss when you awake, amoré." Luna whispered as she shut the curtains.
"Sleep well, My little trouble maker." With that she left, shutting the door softly behind her.
Trixie awoke from her impromptu coma to the sound of a gentle melody coming from beyond her room. She could here a soft voice singing along with the melancholic music. Trixie slowly rose from her bed and walked to the door at the back of her room. She slowly and quietly pushed open the door, not wanting to disturb the beautiful symphony she heard. She gazed in on a lone pony sitting in a chair singing into the midnight air.
The singer slowly playing the violin, its bow dancing in the moonlight. Her voice was like sorrows messenger, holding a secret pain that brought tears to Trixies eyes. She listened in pained awe to the moonlight serenade
"Screaming and bleeding, still you won't see me My kingdom for a sister, A prison for a home. I'm sorry for the what I've become. No happiness can overcome, This pain and agony, That's locked inside of me. Where'd you go? I've missed you so, Please come baaaaack home."
The bow slowly slide to a halt and the player slumped over, her shoulders heaving. Trixie let the tears come freely now, her own pain reflected in the ponies song. Memories of her home came flooding back to her in a painful wave. Her mother kissing her goodbye and her father hugging her for the last time. Trying bravely to hide his tears. Those lonely days on the cold road with no pony to call her own. The life she had built over the years destroyed in a single night.
For the first time in Trixies life, she didn't feel so great and powerful. She wrapped her hooves around herself and leaned against the soft white oak door. The realization of the past few days became to much to bare. She slowly slide to the floor unable to stand.
"I deserve this." She moaned softly." I'm such a foal...."
She began to sob even harder wanting nothing more than to be home, or at least somewhere, she could call home.
"You're somepony to me..." Came a voice interrupting Trixies self-pity.
Trixie looked up from her hooves and looked to where the violinist sat, now facing her. Her beautiful violet eyes swam in the darkness staring at Trixie. She slowly rose and made her way over to Trixie, her hooves never making a sound. She glided through the darkness, her aura seeming to shimmer like a shadow. She was both the most beautiful and terrifying thing Trixie had ever seen.
"I have watched you for sometime now, Trixie." The shade fixed Trixie in her unwavering stare." I know how you must feel..."
"How could you possible know how The Great and Powerful Trixie feels?" Her ego stung by the sudden pity. She mentally kicked herself for using her stage persona, especially after everything it had put her through. She knew she was making a bad first impression, but old habits die hard.
The other pony fixed her in a cold stare, causing Trixie to shudder. Her eyes held a depth of pain and sadness that terrified Trixie. She was the embodiment of death and desolation itself. Trixie shrank under the other pony gaze, as if stricken.
"I'm sorry..." Trixie apologized meekly, on the verge of tears again. I've gone and bucked things up again, she thought to herself sadly. Suddenly, she felt a gentle pressure on her head. The mystery pony had leaned over and was kissing her brow. The curtains shifted in the midnight air letting a sliver of moonlight spill across the room, illuminating a very motherly Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight leaned back and gave Trixie a look of utter sympathy and caring. Trixie stared at her in a mix of horror and confusion.
"I know all to well." Twilight whispered, smiling tenderly.
"I...how....you....what?"was about all Trixie could muster. Here sat her mortal enemy showing her a kindness she had never experienced from any other pony. She didn't no wither to scream at Twilight or hug her.
"I'm so very sorry about what happened," Twilight said tears forming in her eyes. "I never meant to hurt you."
"No I'm the one who's sorry," she sighed.
Twilight blinked in confusion. Trixie continued with her apology.
"You are the most powerful pony I have ever seen and you are loved by everypony you meet. You hold special place in both Celestia and Luna's hearts. I envy your closeness with them and how weak I am compared to you. I'm sorry, causing the trouble I did. I'm so petty and foalish."
Her chin quivered and her eyes filled with tears. She knew her words meant little, but it was all she had left to give anymore. She looked at Twilight and realized something startling. Twilight was smiling at her.
Twilight leaned in and hugged Trixie tightly. Trixie lifted her own hooves and hugged back enjoying the closeness.
"All is forgiven, Trixie." Twilight whispered." Can we just be friends now, please?"
Trixie laughed in relief. "There is nothing I could want more." She replied happily.
"Well there's my little trouble maker. I hope you playing nice?" Spoke a voice that made both ponies jump.
"Your highness" Trixie gasped bowing quickly. Luna just smiled and walked over to the two mares.
"I see you two made up." Luna laughed.
"Yes, we did indeed." Twilight replied smiling.
"So how are you Trixie? Did you sleep well?" Luna inquired merrily.
"Well...I um...yes?"she had gotten a bad case of the Fluttershy syndrome, as a flashback of the days morning swept across her mind.
"Yes?"Luna asked.
Trixie composed herself quickly and replied,"I'm fine. Thank you for asking Your Highness."
"Oh, I think we can dispense with the formalities, we are far past that..."Luna winked at Trixie. Trixie blushed scarlet and Twilight giggled.
"Spikes waiting for me downstairs, so I must bid you both adué," Twilight announced to Trixies horror." Goodnight Luna and Goodnight Trixie."
Trixie followed Twilight with here eyes, until the door shut her from view. She then looked to Luna who was gazing at her intently.
"Alone at last..." Luna smirked. "Now the fun begins."
Trixies eyes went wide like a scared lamb and she gulped. What had she gotten herself into?
(Now I will end it here for the moment. This is where you the reader get to decide the story. Clop or no clop? I rated this mature, but that can be changed easily. The choice is yours.)
Trixie backed into her temporary bed, staring at the advancing mare. A fire burned like starlight in Luna's eyes; Their unwavering focus completely on her prey. Her tongue darted from between her lips, moistening them in anticipation.
“Pr-princess is this *gulp* such a good idea?" Trixie mumbled, losing control of the situation. Trixies eyes darted around as she shifted her hooves. She had never had another pony, let alone a PRINCESS, ever make advances on her. Luna merely raised an eyebrow and moved ever closer.
“You can’t do this…What if Twilight Sparkle comes back?” Trixie continued apprehensively. “Princess Celestia wouldn’t approve of this, Luna!”
"Nonsense. I can do as I wish." Luna waved her hoof, smiling impishly at Trixie. "So, how can Luna help the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie, Hmmmm? "
Raising her eyebrow and coming to rest, just inches from Trixies muzzle. Trixie blushed a deep vermilion and averted her cobalt eyes. Luna grabbed Trixies head and forced the unicorn to stare at her. Trixie stared into Luna's eyes, her apprehension melting away. Trixie gave a sheepish smile and mumbled her response.
"What was that?" Luna inquired, pleasure written all over her face.
"I don’t know if I’m ready…“ She replied in barely a whisper, averting her gaze again.
Luna smiled at this and began to slowly trace a line down Trixie's stomach with her hoof. Trixie's face became even more flushed and she began to pant in anticipation. As Luna grew closer to her nether region, her breathing became more ragged.
Luna slowly began to rub the other mares belly in small circles, eliciting a small moan from Trixie. Luna giggled and forced her mouth over Trixie's exposed lips. Trixie’s eyes shout open as a burning pride began to well up inside of her.
Who was this mare to act to Trixie in the way? She thought to herself in wrath. I’ll show this foal.
Trixie grabbed Luna’s flanks, hard, and threw her into the plush bed. Luna gasped in surprise and stared at the once timid mare. Trixie laughed in savage glee and hopped onto Luna slender frame. She easily pinned the princess’s legs and arms down with one deft movement.
She pushed her tongue into Luna’s mouth and forced her tongue past the baring teeth. Luna moaned softly as she was overcome by pleasure. Trixies tongue danced around in Luna's mouth:
Behind her teeth, along the roof of her mouth, along the width of her tongue.
Luna shivered in pleasure and tried to reach over the aggressive mare. This only prompted Trixie to push down harder on Luna’s hooves and release from the all consuming kiss.
“Trixie will show you the err of your way’s” Flashing a savage grin. Luna gulped and her eyes went wide in fear. This was not the mare she had met on the road the morning before.
Trixie craned her next and began to aggressively bite Luna’s neck. Slowly moving from the top to the bottom, biting harder as she moved lower.
“Ah! mmmmmmm .” Luna moaned, her eyes rolling into the back of her skull. Trixie took the signal and fed off it, biting along the edge of her wings. She traced small circles along the base of each feather with her tongue.
Luna couldn’t hold back any longer. She let out a high pitched wail and arched her back, kicking out her hind legs. Trixie was bowled over by the celestial goddesses’ sensual display. Her own passion began to slowly burn between her legs, aching for release.
Luna shuddered from the final waves of her orgasm. She eyed Trixie laying next to her and moaned deep in her throat as she rubbed her own pelvis. Trixie rolled over and began to probe Luna's belly button with her tongue. She inched lower with each of Luna's moans; nibbling just above the princesses lower lips.
"Trixie?" The princess moaned softly.
"Hmmmmmmm?" trixie moaned in response, to occupied with her current task.
"I need you to wake up...." She whispered.
"What!?" Trixie replied confused. Her vision wavered and suddenly the world around her became incredibly bright.
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Trixie slowly blinked as her world came into focus. Luna was at the edge of her bed and was holding a tray of biscuits and tea with her magic. Trixie sat blinking for a moment and then smiled to herself in glee. She was pleased that it was only a foalish dream.
Thank Celestia she can't read minds . Trixie thought, happily. I don't think I could live with the shame.
Trixie was brought back to reality by a snicker from the princesses direction.Trixie looked up to see Luna giggling and smiling at her.
"What?" Trixie asked in confusion. "Do I have bed head?"
"No, my dear....something quite messier, actually" She responded still giggling. Luna held her gilded hoof to her mouth and blushed. She then pointed towards Trixie's lower body. Trixie glanced down in confusion.
"What do you me----- OH SWEET CELESTIA!!!! " Trixie exclaimed in horror. During her dream she had become incredible wet and it had left quite a dark stain in her blankets.
"It's not what you think. It's not pee....wait I mean that...I-i " Trixie stammered, blushing red hot. "I'm so sorry. I just----"
"-It's quite alright, my dear...." Luna interjected. She then turned to leave.When she reached the door she turned around and winked at the blushing unicorn, giving a subtle wink. "I will leave you to your breakfast; come see me when you're finished."
She then exited; leaving Trixie shocked and confused.
"Well this is just grand" Trixie muttered, her pride and self respect shattered. She rolled out of bed and got up. An image of Luna's flank flashed through her mind.
"Bucking tease" Trixie moaned in disappointment.
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(WOW! It's been a while.
Trixie trotted down the steps of the tower she had slept in. The walls echoed with the sound of morning activity. She reached the final landing and walked into the main hall. Maids and man-servants scurried about performing their various duties. Trixie watched them like performers in a grand play. Each one playing a significant role in the functions of the castle.
A young colt stopped and looked at the frozen azure mare.
"Excuse me, Miss?" He smirked. Trixie jumped a little coming back to reality." I believe Her Lunar Majesty requested your presence in the dining hall. Let me escort you there."
"The Great and Powerful Trixie needs no escort!" She mocked." Although I will indulge you only because it is obvious you are a fan and want nothing more than to be with your ideal."
He smirked, but said nothing. The colt turned and started toward the far end of the grand entrance hall. Trixie followed and assessed the colt.
He was a ruddy blue with a maroon mane and tail. His black suit and red tie ensemble was nothing special. Despite that she still found herself gazing at the sway of his hips. Trixie looked away quickly, blushing, when he stopped suddenly. He looked back and smiled, faintly, at her obvious fluster.
"We have reached our destination, Miss." He said, calmly.
She nodded and hurried by him into the dining hall. The door clicked shut behind her. Luna sat in her chair at the far end of the table. She glanced up and becond for Trixie to take the seat next to her.
"Good Morwe, Trixie! I trust you are better?" Luna smirked. Trixie looked away, blushing scarlet.
"It's not like that..." She muttered.
Luna looked over at the blushing magician and laughed.
"I am only joking, my dear...." She reassured.
Trixie looked into the lunar princess's dazzling eyes and saw the sincerity of her words. She nodded and looked around the hall. Dazzling stain glass windows lined the perimeter with gold and silver statues of great heroes and heroines. A magnifecient chandelier hung over the great dining table. The table itself was covered with a beautiful purple cloth lined with faint golden lace and embroidery of the sun and moon.
On closer inspection of the lace work she noticed interact moons and suns worked in with silver. She blinked and gasped.
"Yes. the lace is quite breathtaking ..." Luna mumbled, smiling.
"That's not..." Trixie murmured, face scarlet.
While she had been admiring her surroundings, the princess had climbed under the table and was now nestled between trixies legs. She sat just inches from her crotch.
"I thought I would help relieve you; seeings as you were so flustered earlier."
"Your highness..." Trixie breathed. Luna nuzzled her eliciting a moan from the surprised mare.
"Ah! Good morning, Trixie. "
Trixie jumped and looked up toward the far end of the table. Celestia arranged some papers next to a bowl which held some sort of whitish blob. The white alicorn smelled the spongy concoction and wrinkled her nose.
“The cook thinks I might like this as a substitute for cake.” She laughed. Trixie just sat frozen in fear. There was the most powerful being in equestria and the second was under the table in between her flanks.
She heard Luna mumble something and then her heart froze. Luna was tongue deep inside her. Trixie's face hit the table as she tried to contain a moan.
“Are you ok, Dear?” Celestia asked, concerned. Trixie was only able to nod as pleasure raked her body. With every thrust of Luna’s tongue her body convulsed.
“I...I...I just *mmnnn* have had a fever.“ *cough* She replied to the concerned goddess. Celestia sighed in relief. She resumed her morning duties and munching on a small plate of toast that had been brought as a supplement to “IT ”.
Trixie tried to focus and lift her spoon to eat, but was stopped when the princess decided to remove her tongue. Trixie sighed in relief, though she was a little disappointed
“Thank you, Luna.” She whispered.” I don’t think I could have kept quiet any long-[/size]hnnnnnng.....”
Luna pressed her horn between Trixies lips and gently pressed.
Her horn is surprisingly soft...Trixie thought in a daze. She gripped the back of Luna’s head and leaned into her horn. Her horn sinking deeper into Trixie; Its magical aura warming her inside. She moaned as Luna began to move. The azure mare could hear her lover moaning in pleasure from under the table.
“Faster...” Trixie moaned, her mind going blank.
“You say something?” Celestia asked, confused. The pile of paperwork thrice it’s original size and bread crumbs all over her face. At any other time trixie would have laughed at the display, but she was having trouble even breathing normally.
“N..Nothing.” She managed.
“You are all red!” The princess yelled, shocked. She rose from her seat and flew to the trixies side. “ you must be sicker than I thought”
“No! I'm ok.” Trixie yelped as she pulled the tablecloth more over herself.
Celestia placed her right cheek against Trixie's burning head.
“Nonsense, Young one.” Celestia said, her breath tickling Trixies ear. Trixie shivered as the soft touch of the solar goddess. Trixies breath became increasingly labored as the Luna thrusted her pulsing horn filled her.
No oh I’m about to ah! Trixies mind went white as a pulse magic from Luna’s orgasm shot into her. Sparks flew from Trixie's horn as she orgasmed; Biting her lip so she wouldn't scream.
“Oh dear!” Celestia mumbled. “You are very ill.”
She beckoned to one of the maids standing on the far end of the hall.
“Please see that she is well taken care of.”Celestia ordered. “Ok I have to go now. You should retire to your bed.”
Trixie nodded in agreement. Her whole being in utter shock at her circumstances. Luna’s horn began to slide out, making Trixie yelp. Celestia looked back at her from the entrance way the maid in tow, and smiled.
“You two better hurry up. The maids have work to do” She laughed. The door closed soundlessly behind her.
She knew the whole time....Trixie sat in shock at the revelation.
Luna climbed out from under the table. Covered in trixie’s cum and laughing.
“If you hadn't of been such a load mare I think we could have gone for longer.” She chortled, nuzzling the shocked mare.
“Consider that your punishment for the Ursa.”
“YOU!!!!” Trixie jumped up and snarled at the princess. Luna backed up slightly, shocked.
“I-I’m sorry...” Luna stammered. She averted her gaze from the angry magician. “ I just thought after I found you this morning and ho--”
Trixie jumped into the princess. Her lips meeting the princess's. Luna kissed back, reflex taking over. Their tongues danced, both of the ponies moaning. Trixie broke the kiss and hugged Luna with all her might, sobbing.
Luna looked down at the crying mare. She wrapped her hooves around her and rested her head on trixie. She sat there softly cooing as she stroked Trixie’s mane.
“I love you” Trixie moaned. Her faced buried in Luna’s fur. “I’m not mad....I just am so happy. I thought you hated me and my one wish is to make you happy.”
Luna looked down into trixies shimmering eyes and smiled.
“ I love you to my michavious love.”
Trixie smiled and leaned into their embrace.
“ If you ever do that again I’ll hoof up your ass” Trixie mumbled, smiling.
“ You'd enjoy that wouldn't you.” Luna retorted, happily.
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(Author note: I'm back with a fuck ton of new material. I hope ya'll love this and I will update everything else soon.)
