A/N: So, this is my first story that I am actually taking the time to put on here…so tell me how it is. It's going to hopefully be a long series, and don't rush me…sheesh, chapters will come when chapters FEEL LIKE IT.
Feel free to R&R! I need some ideas, suggestions, and…critiques? Well…thanks I suppose, this is a self insert of myself as
the main character...
Most inspiration coming from kickass222urmom…hah he's awesome, WELL…ENJOY!
Chapter 1
IT…WAS…terrible. This huge beast stood in front of me, uttering nonsense from its mouth.
I was completely bored out of my mind as my mother was speaking... screeching at me for "not being independent"...
OK, she wanted to kick me out of the house.
I had just turned 18, and she felt like she NEEDED to kick me out.
Utter nonsense, she should be arrested…or at least tackled. That would be enjoyable.
So, as she was shoving all of my belongings into large duffel bags, I was thinking to myself.
"There's always Jay…he can give me a place to live…" large bags were placed in front of my face.
I shuffled my way to the door, slightly happy I was leaving that death hole.
"I'll be back!" I said in a thick accent.
"NO YOU WON'T! LOVE YOU HONEY, STAY SAFE!" my mom said as she slammed the door shut.
"She just doesn't understand a reference when she sees one…" I chuckled.
One extremely long and excruciating trip later…
"HOLY SHIT NIPPLES…that took…FOREVER! Well, at least it was worth it" I panted.
I approached the large apartment, I had usually come around there to spend time with Jay, so it was familiar.
I knocked on the door, waiting a few moments till the door creaked open.
"Mrs. Peters, I told you a million times…I did not put your cat in my blender---ADRY! Hey!"
I looked at him with an amused look on my face; he put a cat in a blender?
Jay was tall, enough to where I had to look up to him. He had short spiked hair, with a golden blonde Mohawk. He had a nose piercing, and was wearing a "Join the Herd" t-shirt, which complimented his built body, and skinny jeans. He was 19, and my best friend, and very handsome if I might add. His personality is much like mine, accept he is less intellectual than me…not apprehending things most times…
"Hey Jay, it happened…I owe you 20$ now…bastard" I said, lightly punching him in the arm.
"HAH! I knew she would, it was just a matter of time. I recorded some re-runs of MLP…Want to go get our geek on?" he exclaimed, a wide smirk on his face.
Damn, he knows me so well.
We entered his humble abode, both of us plopping onto the floor in front of his coffee table.
Jay took out sheets of sketch paper, and various drawing tools. He put them on the table and sat down.
"So, we should draw what we look like as ponies! MINE IS GOING TO BE SO…awesome!" he shouted, throwing his hands in the air and almost smacking me in the face.
We began sketching, me adding intimate details to my drawing…making it look amazing.
After a while I said "Hey, if you could have a super power…what would it be?"
He waited a moment…apparently coming up with a good answer.
"I would have the ability to…FLY! Yeah, then I could be like WHOOSH WHOOSH!" he said, then wrote it down on his picture.
I smirked, that was a simple answer. I was expecting something more…
"Well my friend…my power would be…whatever I think…happens. I would also have the ability to turn it off…so I could fly if I wanted!" I grinned, perfect. I then wrote it on my picture.
He looked so pissed…
"THAT IS NO FAIR! WH-WH-WHAAAAT?! Ugh, why are you so…ugh?" he asked, looking sad.
I chuckled...leaning over and giving him a hug.
"It's OK…now let's compare pictures!" I cheered, mine was spectacular.
He held his picture up and I think I almost died…from laughter.
I rolled on the ground holding my sides at what I saw.
It was a pony…only stick figure form. It was a light blue Pegasus, with a dark blue mane that was styled like Spitfire's. It was a stallion that looked to be the size of Celestia, and it was wearing…white goggles I think.
"What's so funny? This is a masterpiece!" he scoffed.
Yeah, sure it is.
I held up mine, which was what USUAL ponies look like on the show.
It was a light lime green color, with a dark black and gray mane. It was Celestia's height, and was wearing a Mysterious Mare-Do-Well suit, that was the dark gray color of my mane, and was a vibrant orange on the other half. My ear was torn, and I was wearing goggles, the same green as my coat. (A/N: Avatar is OC pony)
He looked at it…then at his…then laughed.
"OK, you had the right to laugh. I guess I'm not as good as you…"
Damn right he isn't.
"Hah, yeah I guess so! WELL, maybe we should get some sleep." I said as I slipped my picture into my pocket.
He nodded, then slipped his picture into his pocket and headed toward his bedroom before turning back.
"Goodnight Addy, have sweet dreams." He whispered.
"Y-you *yawn* too, see you…in the…" I then blacked out into sleep.
In a distant library…
A loud crash of thunder was heard outside the house.
"What was that? There isn't a cloud outside…"said a cyan colored pony.
Six ponies were sitting inside discussing the loud noise.
"I think we should investigate, just to make sure everything is ok…" said a purple pony.
The ponies headed out towards the noise they had heard. Unaware of what was waiting there…
Somewhere on the outskirts of a forest…
I rubbed my head; a sharp pain was throbbing through my brain!
"Damn! What happened? Why does the sofa feel so…grassy?"
I opened my eyes to realize I was near the entrance of a forest.
It looked oddly familiar…
I sat up to see a large body mass not to far in the distance…
"What if it's a bear…or a wolf…or a bear shark! Wait…those don't exist…"
I crawled over closer to the body only to GASP.
It was Jay!
I nudged hi—OK I punched him.
He stirred "Ugh, five more minutes mom! I'm having that dream where me and Adry get to-"he stopped in the middle of his sentence as he turned to see me.
His face flushed a deep red "UM…WHERE WE GET TO PLAY CHECKERS…yeah!" he tried giving his best fake smile.
"OK…sure. We have bigger problems! Look, were in the middle of nowhere!"
He stood up, looking around then instantly smiled.
"I know where we are." He grinned.
He grabbed me by the face and said the sweetest words EVER to be heard in a Brony/Pegasister's life.
"Were in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."
Holy…Nipple…Scrotum.
Hope you liked that chapter...yeah it's not my best...I'll try harder. Just wanted to get a chapter out...even though it's pretty late here.
Sorry it's so short, I'll make em' longer. Just sorta wanted to get how they got there done. You'll see what happens.
Don't forget to R&R
Next chapter should be out soon...
Chapter 2: Meeting New Friends!
A/N: So, here is chapter two! Taking suggestions, ideas, and any feedback you have! Enjoy.
Hah, this chapter turned out long-ish…Hooray.
Chapter 2
“Our hero’s awake in a dream world! But they have no idea about the—“
“WHERE’S THAT VOICE-OVER COMING FROM?!” yelled Jay.
I shrugged, I was still freaking out about the whole ‘in MLP’ thing…
“S-SO…W-WERE…I-I-IN…” I stuttered.
Jay just smiled, and helped me to my feet.
This was amazing…how did this happen? Why are we here?
As if to answer my question a large white light formed in front of us.
“The fuck?” I asked right as a large white alicorn popped up. Almost as tall as us.
“CELESTIA!” Jay and I yelled.
“Yes, hello humans. I bet you are wondering why I have summoned you.” She spoke.
Summoned us? Why she be doing that?
“For an important matter” a female voice spoke in my head.
“HEY...wait important matter?” I spoke.
“Yes, as you can see…you are in Equestria. Yet, I’m sure you already knew that. Since you two are…fans of us. I have been watching over you for some time now.”
“Creeper!” Jay whispered.
I giggled, tuning back into Celestia’s speech.
“You may not know this…but I transported you two…the day you died.” She said.
DIED? WHAT? THIS IS MADNESS!
“No this is Sparta” Celestia said.
…lady knows her references!
“How…what? We DIED?!” Jay said, grief in his voice.
“Yes, you two were BRUTALLY murdered in Jay’s apartment! I watched…sheesh I didn’t know someone’s neck could snap so many times…” she said.
…Oh Jesus.
“Ok…well, were here. What are we supposed to do? Were humans…has a pony ever seen one, other than you?”
“Well…no. I only peek in on your world every now and then. I’m very familiar with you. As for the human situation, I’m currently looking through the archives to find a spell that will turn you into ponies…have any reference pictures I can use?”
...hmm, a pict—THE DRAWINGS!
We both pulled out our drawings, she took mine first.
“Oh, an alicorn! Nice decision, you may be royalty some day!” she joked.
She picked up Jay’s.
“Oh…is this a…Pegasus? Ok…well…ok.” She stuttered.
Jay looked like he was on the verge of crying.
“I must go now, you’re expecting company. Remember…first impressions!” she then teleported away, most likely to the castle to look up that book.
“Company? But we don’t know anypony here…” right as Jay spoke those words, six ponies could be seen a distance away.
“SHIT! The mane six! I think I might go fan girl. OK ACT LIKE WERE SLEEPING!”
We then plopped onto the ground, fake sleeping.
In the perspective of a certain group of ponies…
They had been walking a for a long amount of time, and had finally found the spot where the lightning was heard.
“What are them two shapes over there, Twi?” the voice was Applejack’s.
“I’m not sure, we should go check it out. Be careful girls, they might be dangerous.” Twilight spoke.
“Are they here yet?” Jay whispered.
“I don’t know, let me check. Your eyes are to American, they can see if you look at them…let football eyes do it.” I chuckled.
I slowly opened my eye, only to see the mane six a few feet away.
“Can you see them?” Jay asked.
“Shh, they’re almost here.”I hissed.
I could hear feet (Hooves?) in the distance. They then stopped a few inches from my face. I could hear gasps…and a small squeak. D’aww, Fluttershy!
“What do ya think it is? I reckon it’s dangerous” a southern voice spoke…Applejack.
“If it is, I can take it! Come at me!” a tomboyish voice announced…Rainbow Dash.
“Do you think it likes cupcakes? I think it does, I should bake a batch…does this hoof look lopsided?” a hyper…yippy voice spoke…Pinkie Pie.
“I-I think it’s sleeping…maybe it needs help, I think…please don’t hate me…” a soft, nurturing voice spoke…Fluttershy.
“Look at its clothes…simply tattered! Wait, darling are those pictures of us?” said an elegant voice…Rarity.
“Girls, please be quiet. We need to wake it up, very carefully.” Said an..Intelligent voice? Twilight Sparkle.
I felt a slight prodding at my side. Then began to ‘wake up’.
“*Yawn* Oh…what could have possibly happened? Jay, you there” I acted.
“Oh hey Adry, I’m here…what happened?” he acted as well.
“They speak!” they all yelled in unison.
We sat up, looking at the six ponies.
“Wait. I know what they are! I read a book on them in Princess Celestia’s castle! They are creatures called humans…but I read some of them are dangerous and full of hate…are you two evil?” Twilight asked, slightly backing away.
“No we aren’t evil, we just spoke with Celestia also. She told us how we died…and she brought us here to live another happy life!” Jay said.
Man, I was hoping to act evil…
“Another life? You chose Equestria?” asked Rainbow Dash.
Man, we had a lot of explaining to do.
One extremely long explanation about Earth later…
“Amazing” they all said in unison.
“Well, we haven’t properly introduced ourselves. Let’s meet one by one. Jay you’re first.”
The ponies lined up, waiting for the ‘first impression’ Celestia was talking about…we got this down. I know Jay was going to butter it up when he met Applejack…he was OBSESSED with her…
“Hello Applejack! My name is Jay, and I absolutely love how you’re such a hard worker! I, myself, work out quite often” he said…lifting up his shirt to reveal a solid eight pack.
A deep blush was flushed over Applejack’s muzzle. “Why…I could use your help back at Sweet Apple Acres! You’re more muscle than Big Macintosh!”
“Why thank you AJ! You yourself are quite fit, your also extremely gorgeous! Your coltfriend is one lucky man!”
“Oh…I don’t have a coltfriend.” She said.
“You don’t! Why not? Any colt would easily be drooling over you wouldn’t they?”
“You sure know how to make a girl feel special, don’t ya?” she said blushing wildly.
Jay smiled, pulling his shirt down and moving to Rarity.
“Hello ma’am, and I have the great honor of meeting such a beautiful young mare! I’ve seen your work, and I must say that it is simply amazing!” he said, kissing her hoof.
Again…blush. “My! What a gentlecolt! You simply must let me make something for you! I would have the pleasure of spending time with you!”
He then moved to Pinkie Pie.
“Hey! I heard you’re the party animal of Equestria! I also heard your cupcakes are to die for! When’s my welcome party!?” he said, fist pumping.
“That’s sweet! Yeah, I almost forgot I have to throw both of you a supriseawesomewelcome party! I can’t wait!”
He then moved to Twilight.
“Hello Miss Sparkle! I heard you’re the most powerful unicorn in Equestria! I also heard you’re the smartest! Maybe you can teach me sometimes, I’m not the smartest” he chuckled.
“Oh, stop flattering me! I wouldn’t say I’m the smartest…and most powerful…”she giggled.
He then moved to Rainbow.
“HEY! Fastest most radical flyer in all of Equestria! We should do some stunts sometimes! I’ve always loved to fly, and I can’t wait till Celestia turns me into a Pegasus!”
“You know it! Fastest, most awesome Pegasus and flyer in ALL of Equestria! We should!” she said, bro-hoofing Jay.
Then…last but not least…the sweet Fluttershy, who was hiding in a small ball.
“No worries, I don’t bite. It’s ok, I get shy all the time. I know how you feel” he said, inching closer to her.
“O-ok I’m sorry…”she said.
“It’s ok! I love your personality, it just melts my heart. Not to mention your ability with animals! You have such a wonderful gift!” he said, with a warm smile.
“Thank you…its nothing really. You should come to meet them…that is if you want…”she whispered.
Great…MY TURN NOW, get ready to be flattered to no extent. Jay isn’t getting all of them!
“Hey there AJ, I absolutely LOVE the color orange, and apples! I can never get enough apples! And my, what a nice figure you have! I myself work out just like Jay.” I said.
“You love the color orange?” she said blushing. “And my, you love apples too? I thought it was just us Apple family that loves apples! Oh…my figure? It’s nothin’ really! And maybe you should come out to the farm too!” she said a deep red flushed across her face.
Good…doing well so far…
“Hello Miss Rarity, you are quite the seamstress aren’t you? Your work is absolutely wonderful, how much would it be to get new clothes? I would be honored to wear your work. Not to mention your beauty. You must be the most fabulous pony I’ve seen!” I said smiling.
One deep red blush later. “My! You certainly know how to make a lady feel wonderful! It would be of NO cost! I would be pleased to make such clothes for you!”
Got two down…
“Pinkie! Me, you, cupcakes. I LOVE sweets! They are the best! Not to mention parties and pranks! We should throw a totally awesome welcome party and prank everyone in Ponyville! I LOVE your hair too! My hair is like that when I don’t style it!” I said, bouncing up and down.
“TOTALLY! Me and you should totally make a bunch of delicious cupcakes and throw parties and play pranks on people! This is going to be fun!”
Hyperactive one…check.
“Twilight Sparkle, such a talented soul! I, myself, am quite intellectual! I would love to spend time with you and learn more about Equestria, although I already know much, I might be able to learn more! You can never learn too much.”
She looked like she was about to burst “Another person that loves books and learning as much as I do?! This is fantastic! When you become a pony, hopefully a unicorn, I can teach you all about magic!”
“Well, actually I chose to be an alicorn.” I replied.
“REALLY? Would you mind if I studied you? I’ve never been able to fully understand an alicorn. This is going to be great!”
Human guinea pig? Now that’s the shit.
“Hey Dashie, this is going to be great. I BET you I’m going to be faster than you! Man, I even bet that I’ll be in the Wonderbolts before you!”
“CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! I am so faster than you! With these new stunts I’ve developed, I KNOW they’re going to let me in!”
Now…for the sweetest little angel…
“Hey Shy, it’s ok…I’m real shy too. I love animals, and I was hoping you could hook me up with a pet maybe? I would like to spend time with you and your animals also…if that’s ok.”
“You want a pet? GREAT! I have so many little critters that want to be adopted! I’m sure you will find one that you like!”
I knew the mention of a pet would open her up. Now for a little affection…
“Thanks so much Shy! You’re the best!” I leaned over and gave her a hug.
A deep blush was on her face…”Not many people call me Shy…”
“Oh, sorry…is that ok with you?” I let go of her.
“Yeah…I like when you say it. Has a nice ring to it…”
YES. I got all of them to like me…thanks Celestia for the first impression tip!
“You’d better not hurt any of them, or I’ll send you to the moon. I know you like colts and mares…so WATCH OUT.”
Damn, she’s going Trollestia on me...wait why is she in my mind?!
“You’re more interesting than Jay. All he’s thinking about is Applejack…”
OH JAY.
The spot where we first arrived…
A small group of 4 humans were sprawled around the field.
“What happened guys?” a female asked.
“I don’t know…but…WOAH GUYS WERE IN MLP! LOOK!” a male exclaimed.
The four of them looked around, clearly happy they were there.
In the group were 3 males, and a female. All of them Bronies/Pegasisters.
A familiar white alicorn came to view.
“Hello, and welcome to Equestria” she started to say.
All of them listening, with drawn pictures in their pockets…all having the super powers they wanted…written on the slip.
Later, after they had told more about themselves…
“You two sound very interesting…”said Twilight.
We had been chatting a while, and it was getting dark…
“So…where are we supposed to sleep? In a box?” said Jay.
“Well…there’s no room over at Sweet Apple Acres, since Braeburn is over. I wish I had room…” she said looking towards Jay.
“Did you say Braeburn?” I asked.
“Yeah, why?” AJ said, lifting an eyebrow.
“Oh no reason, do you think I could meet him sometime?”
“I don’t see why not…” AJ said…obviously suspicious.
Ok…well if you can’t tell. I absolutely LOVE Braeburn. He is one of my favorite colts, and to win his heart would be MAGICAL.
On other notes…
Jay blushed, knowing he had most likely gotten the likings of AJ. Lucky bastard.
“There’s no room at the boutique. Sweetie Belle has been staying over quite often. Sorry.”
I’m not sure about Rarity…she is quite gorgeous…but she is also very high class…
“No room at Sugarcube Corner! Sorry!”
Pinkie Pie…no. She’s a crazy ass bitch!
“There’s room at the library! I have that extra bed.” Said Twilight, looking in my direction.
Hmm, Twilight…she is cute…OK, sold.
“Sure, can I stay over there?” I asked.
“Of course! We can read together, and you can tell me more about you and Earth!”
She was clearly exited…
“Not at my place…most likely because you guys can’t fly…or go on clouds. I would have liked to take in Adry though. We could totally have awesome contests!”
“T-there’s room at my cottage…” whispered Fluttershy, barely enough to hear it.
“Ok, I’ll stay with Fluttershy. Should be fun, I love her.” He said.
They all stared at him, looking disappointed.
“I MEAN I LOVE HER PERSONALITY. Jeez.” He said…
Sure Jay, I know you’re a softie for the shy quiet type…so am I.
“It’s settled then, goodnight girls. Stay safe.”
But, right as we were about to leave the library to go our separate ways, a group of four humans showed up at the door.
There’s more? More Bronies, OH CELESTIA.
“I thought you might want company. These are the last of them for a while, so no worries. Oh, and I found the book with the spell. I will turn you back in two days. Have fun! And don’t hurt my faithful student, she has a little crush on you. If you haven’t noticed.”
Twilight…has a crush on me already? SWEET! I didn’t think she was into mares…guess she is. Hmm…but I’m not sure. I’m going to have to see who these humans like…
“Hey! Were just like those two! What a coincidence, Celestia was right…” said a male with long scruffy black hair, he was skinny…with little muscle, clearly not as built as Jay. He was very attractive though…and wearing skinny jeans, and a loose white t-shirt…and he seemed to be drinking…beer?
“Yeah, this is great. But where are we going to stay?” asked a female…wait a female? Great, I have another girl to talk to.
She was tall, almost my height. She had short pixie cut hair, that was a dark brown. One thing I happened to notice (the creeper I am) was that she had quite large breasts. Most likely D cups…and she was wearing headphones, and a tight black DeadMau5 t-shirt, and short shorts.
The other two were males as well. One was a dirty blone, very handsome, and built like Jay. He was taller than me and wearing a tank top, and sports shorts.
The last one looked Pacific Islander, with short spiked hair. Built, but not much. He was wearing a polo shirt, and khaki shorts. He was also…extremely handsome.
Why are they all so attractive?! Jeez, it’s like Celestia MEANT it.
“Yeah, I did.” She said chuckling.
Celestia truly is TROLLESTIA.
“No—ok yeah. At least they aren’t ugly. Sheesh, your WELCOME”
“Oh where are out manners!” said the blonde.
“My name is Noah” said the blonde…
“My name is Lee” said the boy with scruffy hair.
“My name is Lexi” said the girl.
“LAST BUT NOT LEAST…the awesome…*drum roll*…Jason!” said the pacific boy.
From what I could tell already…
Noah liked Rarity, he was well mannered and had an accent like hers.
Jason liked Rainbow Dash…he was as boastful and wild as her…
Lee seemed like the type to like Pinkie, he acted very hyper.
And…Lexi was just like me…so I’m not sure about her…
“Hey, were Adry and Jay. Nice to meet you guys!” said Jay.
“As for the places to live…the only available places are Fluttershy’s and my house” said Twilight.
“Well…I think I could squeeze someone in, if their comfortable on the sofa.” Said Rarity.
“I would be pleased to stay with you Miss Rarity” said Noah…of course SHE OPENS TO HIM…it’s odd he sort of looks like Prince Blueblood a bit…
“Ok, well off we go darlings! Have a nice night!” Rarity said as her and Noah took off, conversing about each other.
“Come to think of it…anyone up for sleeping under the stars?” said Rainbow, looking towards Jason.
“HECK YES! LET’S DO THIS THANG!” said Jason, sprinting towards the door…man, he’s faster than me!
“OH OH OH! Lee should totally come to Sugarcube Corner with me! COME ON!” screamed Pinkie, bouncing towards Lee.
“FUCK YEAH! Come on girl! Let’s play spin the bottle!” he laughed, bounding towards the door.
Now just Lexi, who stood there looking at me.
I snapped her out of her trance “Hey, so Lexi what about you?”
She seemed to be thinking…Fluttershy or Twilight?
“I think I’ll go with Twilight. What about you and Jay?” she said.
“Well, I’m staying with Fluttershy, and Adry is going with Twi.”
She seemed pleased with her decision…oddly.
“Perfect. Well, it was nice meeting you Jay. I hope you have a nice time with Fluttershy.” Lexi said, sitting down on a nearby couch.
Jay picked up Fluttershy, making her blush wildly and hide her face behind her pink curls.
“Welp, were off! Cya in the morning Adry. Any news from Celestia by the way?”
“Oh, yeah, she said she could turn us into ponies in two days. So we have to wait till then.”
He nodded, smiling at Fluttershy as she had gotten comfortable in his arms, and headed out the door.
It was just us now…Lexi, Twi, and me…hmm.
At the Carousal Boutique…
“My Rarity, what a wonderful home you have here!” Noah said, his plan to woo Rarity in motion…
“Why thank you! You truly are too nice!”
He had looked at the sofa…it wasn’t his usual taste…but anything to be with Rarity.
Rarity noticed Noah looking at the sofa, hoping he would like it.
“My, is the sofa not to your likings? I could sleep out here, let me lead you to my bed.”
Rarity was hoping she wouldn’t have to sleep on the sofa…but she wanted to have Noah be happy.
He was extremely handsome, and to her likings. He treated her like a princess…it was like her dream colt.
So, she wanted to do anything to woo him. She would just wait till he was a pony to try anything…
“Miss Rarity, this bed is quite large is it not?” Noah said, snapping her out of her trance.
“What are you getting at?” Rarity asked.
“Well, it would seem both of us could fit in it. So, why don’t I just sleep with you? Both of us will be satisfied.” He said, smiling.
Rarity blushed, perfect. His plan was working.
“W-well…I suppose…” Rarity said, clearly unable to apprehend her excitement.
“Were already hitting it off! How wonderful” Rarity thought.
“Well, I should freshen up. Where might the restroom be?” Noah asked.
“Down the hall, second left.” She said.
“Thanks” Noah said as he entered the bathroom and shut the door.
He couldn’t believe it. Rarity actually agreed to sleep with him…AMAZING.
He slipped out of his clothes, and placed them on the counter, then entered the shower.
Little did he know that Rarity had slipped in, and took his clothes, to measure and make PJ’s.
After a while he got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around his waist…where were his clothes?
“CRAP, where are my fucking clothes?” he said, clearly out of character.
He entered the hall, then went to the main room.
He saw Rarity…with his clothes…making…pajamas?
Sweetie Belle was also there, giving Rarity assistance.
“Hey Rarity, you took my clothes?”
She looked over…only to see something she hadn’t expected.
Noah was standing, glistening with water that helped to enhance his extremely built body. His muscles were amazing, and he looked like a prince. She swears she even saw a large lump between his legs…what was it?
Rarity blushed the deepest red you could possibly get. “Y-y-yes I did…to make…measurements for night wear.” She said…looking his body over.
Noah could clearly see Rarity was looking his body over. He knew he should probably cover up more, but was enjoying the attention.
“Thank you , Miss Rarity...uh my eyes are up here.” He said as she was clearly staring at his bulge.
“OH. I’m terribly sorry…it’s just that you’re so…handsome…” she replied.
He was flattered; nobody really paid attention to him on Earth…let alone complimented him.
“Oh, thank you Miss Rarity. Hello, Sweetie Belle…my eyes are up here too.” He said, Sweetie Belle was staring at his muscles.
“Oh, sorry Mister! You’re just so buff! Hehe, right Rarity?” She giggled, prodding her sister in the arm…which was quickly slapped away by Rarity.
But…just then a TERRIBLE…ok well I’m sure Rarity and Sweetie Belle enjoyed it…but Noah’s towel slipped off his body…
He stood there…frozen in place. His towel just fell and his junk was left exposed.
Rarity sat there…”So that mound was…his…colthood? It’s so large, much bigger than the colts here…” she thought.
“Rarity what’s that thing?” Sweetie Belle asked, pointing at his exposed manhood.
“Nothing Sweetie Belle! Go to your room, NOW!” Rarity shouted, making Sweetie Belle rush out of the room.
Noah was still frozen…he still couldn’t believe what just happened. He was blushing so much; he could swear he was going to pass out.
He leaned over and picked up his towel, wrapping it around his body again.
“I’m so sorry Rarity! I didn’t mean to! SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT.” Noah shouted.
“WHY DID HE PULL HIS TOWEL BACK UP…wait dirty thoughts go away” Rarity thought to herself.
“It’s quite alright…I’m sorry for taking your clothes. Here are your night wear!” She said, shoving the clothes towards him.
What a crazy start for them….
At Pinkie Pie’s…
They had been sitting there…for an hour now…making out.
It started with them talking about each other, then it went to spin the bottle, then it went to them sharing a bed…then it went to making out.
Pinkie broke the kiss, gasping for air.
“Lee, you’re so awesome, I’m glad you slept over, because now we can hang out a lot, and maybe become a couple! Wouldn’t that be great?” Pinkie said super fast.
Lee was processing this in his mind…it had been only an hour…and he already woo’d Pinkie….HE GETS ALL THE BITCHES!
“Maybe it’s the time to ask her out…WELL HERE GOES NOTHING!”
“Pinkamena Diane Pie…will you give me the honor to be your coltfriend?” he asked, getting on a knee in the bed.
“YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!” she shouted, jumping into the air.
“Fuck yeah, Pinkie’s one crazy bitch…this is GREAT…man they got any beer here? I ran out 30 minutes ago…”
Well that was quick.
In Rainbow’s usual training field…
“That constellation looks like a banana” Jason said, laying next to Rainbow.
“No, it looks like…a…ok it’s a banana.” She said chuckling.
They had been pointing at stars and talking about each other for an hour now.
“Hey…I’ve got an idea. Want to race? You fly, I run.” He said.
“Me fly he runs? THIS WILL BE A PIECE OF CAKE!” Rainbow thought.
They drew a finish line and start line 50 meters apart.
“I get to say go!” Jason said, moving into a runner’s starting position.
Little did Dashie know that Jason was a top runner in track and field.
He was in nationals, and before he was in a car crash with his other friends (Lexi, Lee, and Jason), was meant to go to the higher qualifications for the Olympics...so this guy could RUN.
“Ready…Set...GO!” he yelled.
They were off, Rainbow slowing down since she thought that Jason was going to be slow…
But what happened was he was WAY in the lead, and sprinting very quickly.
“I thought humans would be slow! Why is he so bucking fast?!”
She then went to regular speed…but it was too late. He had already passed the finish line.
“I actually beat you! WHOO!” Jason said, doing a victory Cat Daddy.
“NO! I was going easy at first because I thought humans were supposed to be slower than that! What the buck!” she said, clearly a sore loser.
“SURE YOU DID. Wanna go again? BRING IT!” he got back into position at the finish line, the course being backwards this time.
“Ready…Set…GO!”
The race was on, Rainbow and Jason being neck and neck.
Jason hadn’t looked where he was going and tripped on a large branch, tumbling over and smacking into Rainbow.
“AGH! WHAT THE BUCK!” Rainbow yelled.
They began tumbling through the field, until they finally slowed to a stop.
Jason opened his eyes and saw that Rainbow was only a few centimeters away.
Rainbow slowly opened her eyes…only to see that she was centimeters from Jason’s face.
She blushed, then looked into his green eyes.
“That idiot…hitting me right when I was going to win...he’s so…attractive”
“You ran into me just so you could stop me from winning!”
“Did NOT! I tripped on a branch! Get your facts right!”
“NU UH…your breath smells like mint…”
“WH—wait what?”
“I mean…your meth smells like mint…”
“I don’t have any drugs…”
“…SHUDDAP.”
Fluttershy’s Cottage…
Jay had just started taking a shower…unaware there were NO towels.
“I feel refreshed…Fluttershy has tea waiting for me…I guess I should hurry.”
“Where are the towels…DAMN I LEFT MY CLOTHES IN MY ROOM TOO!”
Panicking…he decided to make a bee line to his room.
Fluttershy had finished making the tea, and had remembered there were no towels in the bathroom. So she was fetching one for Jay.
“I should have told him there were no towels…I hope he doesn’t hate me. I don’t like making new friends uncomfortable”
Just as she turned around…she saw Jay…wearing nothing…and his dang-a-lang was hanging out.
“U-uh-uhm…” Fluttershy squeaked.
“AHH FLUTTERSHY! I’m SORRY! THERE WERE NO TOWELS!” Jay shouted, frozen in place.
“That’s so odd! His colthood is sticking out...its quite large…well actually really large compared to the pictures I’ve seen in Pinkie Pie’s magazines…”
“Uh-Uh- uh here’s your tow-towel.” She whispered staring at his figure.
He was built, more than Noah…and was nicely groomed, and his Mohawk was drooping over his eyes.
He wrapped the towel around him…finally covered.
“Th-thanks Fluttershy, I’ll meet you in the kitchen for that tea…”
Fluttershy walked down the stairs, still slightly petrified from that sight.
She sat down, thinking that Jay would take a long time to get ready…but he was already at the steps when she said….
“He’s so…attractive…b-but I like…Adry..she’s so…”
Then Jay cut her off…”SOOOOO, about that tea!”
Finally…at Twilight’s Library…
“Hah! So you’re the same as me? You’re into colts and mares?” I asked Lexi.
“Yeah, kind of funny…Celestia said I would meet someone like me…and you’re like the same personality as me and everything!”
“Wait…you two…like mares? A-and colts?” Twilight asked…we had clearly forgotten she was there…
We both looked at each other…then giggled.
“Yeah, I guess we should have mentioned that earlier…hah, sorry.” We both said oddly in unison.
“…they-they like mares…that-th-that’s why Adry was complimenting us so much…bu-but who does she like? Is she more into colts…? And what about Lexi? She’s attractive too…”
“Twi? You there?” I asked.
“Y-yeah, sorry. Just thinking something out in my mind…SO, you two have any crushes?”
We were surprised at this question…was she wondering if we liked her?
Lexi was first to speak up “Well, actually I do…quite a few actually. Big Macintosh, Soarin’…are the colts. Then the mares are Ditzy, Fluttershy…and another one that I’d rather not speak of at the moment.” She said, slightly blushing…I think.
Who was the other one…OH WELL.
Twilight turned to me “So, who are yours?”
Bob Saget, now I have to tell her my crushes?
“Uh-uh well, the colts are Braeburn, Big Macintosh…” right before I was about to name the others Lexi interrupted.
“Great I have competition for Big Mac now…” she said…punching me in the arm.
“Like I was SAYING…Big Mac, Braeburn, and Discord..”
“DISCORD? YOU MEAN THE DRACONEQUUS? THE ONE THAT ALMOST DESTROYED EQUESTRIA…TWICE?” Twilight shouted.
“Well…yes…I love chimeras and draconequus…” I said.
She looked terrified…but I continued.
“Then the mares…are Octavia, Aloe and Lotus, Cherilee, Luna, Celestia…”
“WHAT? ME? THE BUCK…Well actually you’re not that bad looking really…and your pony IS an alicorn…”
“SHUT UP CELESTIA!”
“That’s no way to talk to your crush!”
She’s going to hold this against me forever.
“Well...Then…uh…I don’t think I should say the last two.” I said…rubbing the back of my head.
We all laughed, then me and Lexi turned to Twilight.
“SO WHAT ABOUT YOU?”
“UH-UH-UH…LOOK AT THE TIME…GOODNIGHT!”
She plopped down into her bed…fast asleep.
“OH TWILIGHT!”
Hope you enjoyed this chapter, I liked writing it.
What a strange first day, huh?
R&R
Next chapter should be done soon.
