It's Really Unfair!by Uber PonyChaptersPart Two: The ResearchPart 3: The ObservationPart One: The DevisingPart Two: The ResearchI had a perfect plan, I'd just needed to do some research. What does Diamond Tiara love the most? Poetry? A glass of scotch? My good friend Baxter here? no... Let's start with the obvious. Her Dad. "Hey, Applebloom, do you think it'd be ok with Big Mac if I went with you to school with you today?" I needed to, she get's to school at the same time as Diamond. "Sure, Ah could ask!" She said, racing off to the barn. I'd need to start up a conversation with whoever takes Diamond Tiara to school, and invite them over to Twilight's place. Fortunately for me, Twi is going to in Canterlot, Princess Duty. She told me so. "Big Mac said it was ok! well, he just said 'Eeyup' as he usually does, but you can come with me to school!" She looked so cute, so full of beans, and so happy that I could go with her to the learning house. ~*~*~ It was strange seeing Applebloom like this, slightly forlorn as she entered Cherilee's class, but I stayed back, watching all the other colts and fillies go into school, seeing if I could recall any names. Let's see, there's Featherweight, Twist, Pipsqueak, Noi, Diamond Tia- DIAMOND TIARA! She was the entire reason I got up so early, I looked around, to see if I could see anything that looked slightly Diamond Tiara-y. Ah, there. Diamond's bag, in the hooves of her Dad. I love it when a plan comes together! "Hey there, Diamond's Dad, right?" I tried to sound like I had known this guy for ages. "Hi there! I'm Filthy Rich, Aren't you supposed to be in class?" He looked at me inquisitively. I was kind of worried now, because I had nothing to say. I needed to get closer to him, so much so that he could trust me. "So how are things with you?" I ask. I wasn't really sure where to go with that, but hay, I said it. "All good. So are you Diamond's friend?" He asks. "Yeah... Yeah, I guess so!" Ah, there we go, finally. "How about you come over to mine after school? I'm sure you'd love it!" That's the great thing about Equestria, you can trust anyone to go to their house, without a worry. Well, not after I'm done with him. "Uhh... I, I can't, but you both can come over to mine!" I beamed. "O... Ok then, sure! We'll meet you here!" He said. "Great! Bye!" I say, after dashing off to class, I was half an hour late. ~*~*~ "And that's how Equestria was made!" Oh, Pinkie's here! I love pinkie, she's so fun! "Oh, Sorry I'm late Ms. Cherilee, Pinkie" I say with a slight remorse added. I didn't want to look bad in front of Pinkie. Part 3: The Observation"Masie? Why are you so late to class?" Ms. Cherilee asked. I wanted to say something, but no unused excuses were coming to mind. "Oh, Sorry Miss." I said, slowly walking over to my seat. Everyone was looking at me. I scowled at them, and in what seemed like seconds they returned to their work. I sat down in my Seat next to Button Mash, who seemed to be blushing, and he had his head down, pretending to work really hard just to hide it. I sat down, wondering why he was like this, just to find I was sitting on something rather three dimensional. I realized that this object I sat on was from Button, and so decided to ignore it just to see what he would do. He was staring at my seat, with wide eyes. Wow, I never knew emotionally torturing somepony was so much fun! The plan for Diamond may have to change... "Hey, Masie, we were just doing some maths for now, but considering you were so far ahead, I thought you could do this instead!" Ms. Cherilee had walked over to my desk, with a sheet of paper with "Advanced Calculus : For Fillies and Colts" in an outstretched hoof. I gladly accepted the challenge, and started my work. "Hey, Brainbox!" someone called over. I decided to ignore them if they weren't going to call me by my proper name. "MASIE!" I look up with reluctance to find that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon had approached my desk. I look over behind them, to find that Pinkie had started to Occupy Ms. Cherilee with some new Math ideas. I look back over to the devilish duo to see what they wanted. "What?" I ask, trying to sound as fustrated as possible. "So, I see that you're working on Advanced Calc-y-lus?" She sounded snobbish, but at the same time very stupid because she couldn't pronounce Calculus properly. I wanted to be as crude as possible, to say something so rude it would make her sit down, but, I am going to her house later anyway. "Yes, Diamond, I am." It hurts being so nice to her! "You know, Clever people like you shouldn't be here, here at school. They're social outcasts. Just, like, YOU." She smirked, and Silver Spoon was sniggering slightly. I had had enough of her, and I didn't care if I made a bad impression on her, I wanted her out of my face as soon as possible. I pressed my muzzle as close to hers as I could get before some immature pony would say we are kissing, and said; "Now, if you don't fuck off, I'm going to shove this thing I'm sitting on so far up your vagina, you'll be bleeding out wrapping paper and Sellotape! Now how does that sound?" Tiara looked furious, but then smiled sweetly. "Ok, ok... I'll be seeing you later, Masie!" Said, Diamond, and walked off, leaving Silver Spoon's jaw agape. I didn't know everyone didn't know I could get so aggressive. Hmm. I look over at Button mash to see how embarrased I had made him, and It seemed as if he had a nosebleed. I pass him a tissue from my saddlebag, and apologise for bringing him into the argument. He smiles and looks away embarrasingly. Uh oh, somepony has a crush on me! Looking back at my desk, I realize that I had only done three questions. Fair enough, they were difficult, but that is no excuse for a filly of my prestige to be using. Back to work, I guess. Part One: The Devising"It's really unfair!" Applebloom said, with a tone of despair in her voice. The Cutie Mark Crusaders' clubhouse was small, but it just managed to fit me in with the girls. it was nicely decorated, with the odd project here and there. "Diamond Tiara won't stop teasin' me 'bout mah blank flank!" She sounded upset, and I hate seeing my friends upset. "I could help out, I guess... Seeing as you guys are my friends!" I said that quickly, just in case they tried something wierd like that golden apple float thingy. Also, I felt a bit awkward, being their age, but having a cutie mark. I had to help tthem though, they were my best friends. "You'd do that for meh Masie?" Applebloom asked with a look of hope in her eyes. It was cute. At least happiness had been restored. Applebloom jumped up on me, smothering me in hugs, all the while shouting thanks towards me. It made me happy. The Cutie Mak Crusaders meeting was rather short, but that was because all we really talked about was that bitch, Diamond Tiara. It was up to me to end the sadness, and I needed to devise a plan. ~*~*~ "Hey, Twi." I say, acting all tired. "Hello, Masie. Tired, are we?" Asked Twilight. She had obviously bought it. "Yeah, long day you see. I'm going to hit the hay, I'll be in the basement if you need me." I started plodding along towards the basement. It was nice staying with Twilight, she never bothers you much, and Spike's a good laugh. Besides, It's all I have at the moment, A Princess, a dragon, and a tree/library thing. Ok, enough of the cuddly stuff. I need to devise a plan to help my pals. Hmm... Devising, devising... I could just ask her to stop, but brats like Diamond just don't listen to verbal abuse. I'd need something that would stay in her mind, scar her even, and make her remember to leave my friends alone.
Part Two: The ResearchI had a perfect plan, I'd just needed to do some research. What does Diamond Tiara love the most? Poetry? A glass of scotch? My good friend Baxter here? no... Let's start with the obvious. Her Dad. "Hey, Applebloom, do you think it'd be ok with Big Mac if I went with you to school with you today?" I needed to, she get's to school at the same time as Diamond. "Sure, Ah could ask!" She said, racing off to the barn. I'd need to start up a conversation with whoever takes Diamond Tiara to school, and invite them over to Twilight's place. Fortunately for me, Twi is going to in Canterlot, Princess Duty. She told me so. "Big Mac said it was ok! well, he just said 'Eeyup' as he usually does, but you can come with me to school!" She looked so cute, so full of beans, and so happy that I could go with her to the learning house. ~*~*~ It was strange seeing Applebloom like this, slightly forlorn as she entered Cherilee's class, but I stayed back, watching all the other colts and fillies go into school, seeing if I could recall any names. Let's see, there's Featherweight, Twist, Pipsqueak, Noi, Diamond Tia- DIAMOND TIARA! She was the entire reason I got up so early, I looked around, to see if I could see anything that looked slightly Diamond Tiara-y. Ah, there. Diamond's bag, in the hooves of her Dad. I love it when a plan comes together! "Hey there, Diamond's Dad, right?" I tried to sound like I had known this guy for ages. "Hi there! I'm Filthy Rich, Aren't you supposed to be in class?" He looked at me inquisitively. I was kind of worried now, because I had nothing to say. I needed to get closer to him, so much so that he could trust me. "So how are things with you?" I ask. I wasn't really sure where to go with that, but hay, I said it. "All good. So are you Diamond's friend?" He asks. "Yeah... Yeah, I guess so!" Ah, there we go, finally. "How about you come over to mine after school? I'm sure you'd love it!" That's the great thing about Equestria, you can trust anyone to go to their house, without a worry. Well, not after I'm done with him. "Uhh... I, I can't, but you both can come over to mine!" I beamed. "O... Ok then, sure! We'll meet you here!" He said. "Great! Bye!" I say, after dashing off to class, I was half an hour late. ~*~*~ "And that's how Equestria was made!" Oh, Pinkie's here! I love pinkie, she's so fun! "Oh, Sorry I'm late Ms. Cherilee, Pinkie" I say with a slight remorse added. I didn't want to look bad in front of Pinkie.
Part 3: The Observation"Masie? Why are you so late to class?" Ms. Cherilee asked. I wanted to say something, but no unused excuses were coming to mind. "Oh, Sorry Miss." I said, slowly walking over to my seat. Everyone was looking at me. I scowled at them, and in what seemed like seconds they returned to their work. I sat down in my Seat next to Button Mash, who seemed to be blushing, and he had his head down, pretending to work really hard just to hide it. I sat down, wondering why he was like this, just to find I was sitting on something rather three dimensional. I realized that this object I sat on was from Button, and so decided to ignore it just to see what he would do. He was staring at my seat, with wide eyes. Wow, I never knew emotionally torturing somepony was so much fun! The plan for Diamond may have to change... "Hey, Masie, we were just doing some maths for now, but considering you were so far ahead, I thought you could do this instead!" Ms. Cherilee had walked over to my desk, with a sheet of paper with "Advanced Calculus : For Fillies and Colts" in an outstretched hoof. I gladly accepted the challenge, and started my work. "Hey, Brainbox!" someone called over. I decided to ignore them if they weren't going to call me by my proper name. "MASIE!" I look up with reluctance to find that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon had approached my desk. I look over behind them, to find that Pinkie had started to Occupy Ms. Cherilee with some new Math ideas. I look back over to the devilish duo to see what they wanted. "What?" I ask, trying to sound as fustrated as possible. "So, I see that you're working on Advanced Calc-y-lus?" She sounded snobbish, but at the same time very stupid because she couldn't pronounce Calculus properly. I wanted to be as crude as possible, to say something so rude it would make her sit down, but, I am going to her house later anyway. "Yes, Diamond, I am." It hurts being so nice to her! "You know, Clever people like you shouldn't be here, here at school. They're social outcasts. Just, like, YOU." She smirked, and Silver Spoon was sniggering slightly. I had had enough of her, and I didn't care if I made a bad impression on her, I wanted her out of my face as soon as possible. I pressed my muzzle as close to hers as I could get before some immature pony would say we are kissing, and said; "Now, if you don't fuck off, I'm going to shove this thing I'm sitting on so far up your vagina, you'll be bleeding out wrapping paper and Sellotape! Now how does that sound?" Tiara looked furious, but then smiled sweetly. "Ok, ok... I'll be seeing you later, Masie!" Said, Diamond, and walked off, leaving Silver Spoon's jaw agape. I didn't know everyone didn't know I could get so aggressive. Hmm. I look over at Button mash to see how embarrased I had made him, and It seemed as if he had a nosebleed. I pass him a tissue from my saddlebag, and apologise for bringing him into the argument. He smiles and looks away embarrasingly. Uh oh, somepony has a crush on me! Looking back at my desk, I realize that I had only done three questions. Fair enough, they were difficult, but that is no excuse for a filly of my prestige to be using. Back to work, I guess.
Part One: The Devising"It's really unfair!" Applebloom said, with a tone of despair in her voice. The Cutie Mark Crusaders' clubhouse was small, but it just managed to fit me in with the girls. it was nicely decorated, with the odd project here and there. "Diamond Tiara won't stop teasin' me 'bout mah blank flank!" She sounded upset, and I hate seeing my friends upset. "I could help out, I guess... Seeing as you guys are my friends!" I said that quickly, just in case they tried something wierd like that golden apple float thingy. Also, I felt a bit awkward, being their age, but having a cutie mark. I had to help tthem though, they were my best friends. "You'd do that for meh Masie?" Applebloom asked with a look of hope in her eyes. It was cute. At least happiness had been restored. Applebloom jumped up on me, smothering me in hugs, all the while shouting thanks towards me. It made me happy. The Cutie Mak Crusaders meeting was rather short, but that was because all we really talked about was that bitch, Diamond Tiara. It was up to me to end the sadness, and I needed to devise a plan. ~*~*~ "Hey, Twi." I say, acting all tired. "Hello, Masie. Tired, are we?" Asked Twilight. She had obviously bought it. "Yeah, long day you see. I'm going to hit the hay, I'll be in the basement if you need me." I started plodding along towards the basement. It was nice staying with Twilight, she never bothers you much, and Spike's a good laugh. Besides, It's all I have at the moment, A Princess, a dragon, and a tree/library thing. Ok, enough of the cuddly stuff. I need to devise a plan to help my pals. Hmm... Devising, devising... I could just ask her to stop, but brats like Diamond just don't listen to verbal abuse. I'd need something that would stay in her mind, scar her even, and make her remember to leave my friends alone.
