The Night Before Hearth's Warming

by Psy Key

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1037

The best Hearth's Warming Eve, ever.

This story is a parody of "A Night Before Christmas". Horribly written by none other than myself. (Numerous errors as well!)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-23 04:00:05 UTC

Hearth's Warming Eve

T'was the night before Hearth's Warming, and all through the study, every creature was stirring, even the bunny. Soft pants and moans could be heard from foyer, and even from outside to the passing sawyer! Although the door stay shut and the windows closed, within the study a fire rose. One great and mighty, but not free of a nightie, for the acts within could even please Aphrodite. We start our story here, with great cups of cheer, and sex a'plenty, oh dear!

For there was Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy, sharing a dildo with Pinkie Pie! Next to the warm fire they panted, all three on their backs and slanted. They thrust and they moaned, cooed and squirmed, but no avail to their efforts, they could not infirm. They were much too horny, too worked up! They could not fall asleep, not with this fuck! They tossed and they turned, kissed and pissed, but their orgasms were still missed!

Next to the tree sit Princess Twilight Sparkle, riding her friend's hoof with matriarchal. The hoof in question came from her farmer friend, who thrust her hoof wildly so she would not offend. The Princess moaned and road like a proper whore! Came four times, and still ready for more! Her magic played with her teats and clit, her hind legs still fast and split. Her tongue lolled out and her eyes to the ceiling, she begged for more as her pleasure kept reeling.

Rarity sat next to her friend's desk, unsure if she should partake in her quest. She was very much into hot, steamy sex, but sadly could not bring herself to understand this perplex. Her friends were all happy, wild and pleasant, but she sat alone, sad like a peasant. she could not bring herself to join in, oh no, that might be a sin! Against her lady-like posture, she could not give in!

But still she moped and she cried, till she heard the hoof steps of her friend Pinkie Pie. She looked up to see her friend covered in juices and reeking lightly of piss, but could not bring her eyes off of the present wrapped with bliss! In Pinkie's hoof was a present just for her friend, and on her face was a massive grin! Rarity took the present slowly and started to unwrap it, to reveal inside a box with strap kit! Next to that, decorated like a palace, was a big, beautiful phallus!

Before she could thank her friend, she had trotted away, back to thrusting and feeling gay. Rarity placed the phallus down and got onto her hooves, before she brushed the tip against her grooves. She squeaked for a moment before pressing down, determined to ride this shaft to town! With her pussy already drenched from her surrounding friends, the dildo slipped in easily to the end. Down she went until all eighteen inches were inside, stuffed to the brim and still not feeling on the full side!

Back to the trio laying next to the fire, still thrusting and going like a mercenary mare for hire! The wet squelches could be heard and the floor became drenched, but still the three mares remain unquenched! All three mares had noticeable bulges, sticking out of their stomachs like cute little noses. The triple-ended dildo, all phalli five inches thick, did not satisfy their craving for dick!

But suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and Princess Twilight stopped her motions to see what was in store. She got up slowly, wobbling a bit, and heard Applejack behind her, throwing a fit. For a moment she stood, puzzled from the knock, "Who could it be at this hour?" she asked, putting on her socks. She regained her composure, even if her pussy trembled from exposure, trotting over to her study entrance, not stopping for closure.

She opened the door to see her previous mentor, accompanied by her sister and Cadence, who looked like she had a blister. Twilight blushed profusely before letting them in, but then gasped as she looked again! There stood the princesses, almost like a clique, with massive cocks between their hind legs, jolly and thick! Twilight blushed more before getting on the floor, drooling at the sight like a whore! Her mouth watered, and her pussy dripped; she had to have one of their sticks!

Princess Celestia was the first to step forward, her cock swinging beneath her, and she said not a foreword. Twilight, wasting no time at all, rolled forward like a ball! Her mouth latched onto the head of Celestia's cock, and she sucked on it hard, her mouth acting like a lock. It tasted so good, so delicious, that this could solve all her wishes!

The other two other princesses addressed the rest, who all stared at the cocks which must have been blessed! All three other princesses, save Twilight, has cocks that made the mares gasp and smile with delight! They must have been 24 inches long, so much for a dong!

Over levitated Pinkie Pie, slipping off the dildo with a long slurp, only to sink onto Luna's horn, and her eyes went derp! The horn had pierced her little plothole, slipping right in without any hold! She started flailing and bouncing, not out of fear, she wanted more inside her, she had to have it stuffed up her rear!

The same thing happened to Applejack and Rarity, who both moaned with prosperity. Before those three knew it, the horns had gone limp, sinking deeper into them, inch by inch. The moaned and road in unison on the horns, sliding into them without a crown of thorns!

Not before long were three ponies under three princesses, getting plowed hard, and without regard! All through the night until morning all the ponies moaned, until Hearth's Warming had slowly been shown. The princess of the sun started to raise her star, her horn glowing deep inside Rarity's ass, spread far.

But then the ponies, exhausted and reeking of sex, lied down for a slumber in a triplex. And that is what happened on that faithful night, Happy Hearth's Warming to all, and to all a good sight!