My little pony: The rewritten history

"Once upon a time, in the magical kingdom of Equestria, two noble sisters who ruled together and created harmony in the region. To do this, the elder sister, using the power of the unicorn, brought the sun at dawn. The youngest sister brought the moon at dusk. So, they gave balance to the kingdom and his subjects, all varieties of ponies. But over time, the younger sister was filled with jealousy. The ponies playing in the day the older sister gave them, but slept over beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger refused to lower the moon to make way for the day. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness of the younger, transformed her into a wicked mare: Nightmare Moon. She swore she would swamp into the realm into eternal night. Regretfully, the older sister used the most powerful magic known to ponies: The Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of these elements, defeated her younger sister and sent to the moon forever."

—The older sister became responsible, of the sun and moon, and harmony lasted in Equestria for generations. —ending of narrating one sitting unicorn on the grass.
—Elements of Harmony?, I've heard of them, but where?

Hello!, i'm the narrator, i wonder if you like to hear the same old story, if that's what they expect, I recommend you stop reading not spend view here.
I'll tell you something, if I narrate the story, how they want, narrate them chapter 1 and 2 complete."
"I'll cut to the chase, started from the moment they are known."

—List of preparations for the celebration, number one: Banquet, Sweet Apple Acres —Spike said.

Suddenly, an orange pony kicked a tree that brought down the apples.

—We'll, finish this —Twilight said—.

"Twilight I feel the same way, I will not do anything here skip down Rarity"

A jump on Mario Bros after.

"I will explain, i will eliminate love Spike to Rarity

Spike was dragged into a kind of portal, a portal to another dimension.

—NO!, SPIKE! —Twilight shouted, as she struggled to leave the gate open, but the magic that created the portal was more powerful.

Spike was within the portal, facing two land ponies, they were dressed in costumes.

—Hello little one!, call me J, this is my partner. —said one of them was a black colt.
—I am the agent K — said the other was a white pony.
—What do you want from me? —Spike said.
—A friend asked us a favor —said the black pony.

The white pony pulled a strange device.

—This is called neuralizer, erase some memories and implements other —K said, immediately afterwards a light blinded Spike and leave dizzy—. Well, you'll never fall in love with ponies, okay?
—Understood —Spike answered.
—Well, I guess that: Mission Accomplished —J said.

Good work, but sorry to tell you that Galaxy 9 is a conflict of Predators and Aliens

—No shit, seriously? —J said
—Calm down J —K said—. R, Can you teleport us?

Sure.

—Thanks —J said.

Back to Twilight

The portal opens again, and threw out Spike. Then he turned to close

—Spike, are you okay? —Twilight wonder worried.
—Yes, but my head hurts. —Spike said.

Well, no more changes here, so ...

—Oh, my dear subjects, I have not seen their precious faces who worship the sun does much. —Nightmare said.
—What did you do to the princess? —said Mayor.
—I don't think you will like the answer. —Nightmare said—. I wonder if they know who I am?.
—Oh, more puzzles —Pinkie said—. La Reina Mala, no, I know, maybe.
—She is Nightmare Moon —Pinkie hear a voice in your mind.
—Eh?, Nightmare Moon? —pinkie said aloud.
—Hahahaha! —Nightmare scoffed—. How is that pony your silly face you know my name?
—DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME! —Pinkie cry.

Nightmare and Pinkie stared at each other. Pinkie's eyes was challenging. Nightmare's gaze was as if not taken seriously. Suddenly Pinkie's eyes turned red and his look change to hate, in a split second, return to normal.

—What the devil! —Nightmare said surprised.

Suddenly a beam of light would hit Nightmare, but the mane of this protected her.

—I know who you are, you're Nightmare Moon, or rather, Luna —Twilight said.
—Do not call me that —she said, throwing an electric beam on Twilight.

She stopped him with a magical field. This was easy because it was not a magic attack.

—Go go, see if you can do that with this. —Nightmare said.

A laser was sent from a horn of dark mare. Twilight attempt to block it the magic attack, but the magic of Nightmare was stronger.

—CARE! —Pinkie said, as he pushed.
—Thanks Pinkie —Twilight said.
—You guys alone can not stop me, And you, little pink pony, because you risk your life for she. —Nightmare said referring to Pinkie
—Why?, Because she is my friend, and the friends are not left alone. —Pinkie answered—. Besides, I never said to be alone.

Then came the other ponies, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Rainbow.

—Well, Do you already you give up? —Applejack said.
—Please —Fluttershy said.
—Dear, do not fear. —Rarity said.
—Well said, resignation or you'll see —Rainbow said.
—Have no mercy! —was heard inside Pinkie again.
—Again —Pinkie thought.
—Stop Her, she knows where the princess. —said Mayor.

Meanwhile, elsewhere, Rubén watched this. He watched from a TV what was happening, lying on a couch and drinking a milkshake.

Hey, give me my space. Well, I can not expect more than a great battle, is not it?

Suddenly, Nightmare turned into mist and escaped.

—How to stop Nightmare without the elements of harmony? —Twilight said.
—Can't we just look for them? —asked Rainbow.
—We do not know who they are, nor where they are, or even what they do. —Twilight responded.
—Maybe this helps —Pinkie said, took a book (you know which), and gave it to Twilight.
—Where did you get it? —asked Twilight.
—I do not know — Pinkie responded.

I bet I know who gave it the book.
To finish this already, finally see the epic fight.

—Well, we have the elements in our necks, now what? —Applejack said.
—I do not know, already we should be beating Nightmare —Twilight said frustrated.
—Do not have instructions on use? —asked Rarity.
—Mine if, we have to fight a battle —Pinkie said.
—Well, perfect for me —Rainbow answered
—But I don't like fighting —Luisa said in panic.
—Do not worry —Pinkie said.
—Pinkie did not know you knew how to fight —Applejack said.
—No need to know how to fight, the collar gives you that ability. —Pinkie answered.
—That said ... —Rarity said.
—Rarity, do you too? —asked Twilight.
—No raisins school if you do not learn spells of all kinds, I know some. —Rarity answered.
—Let the party begin —Pinkie said, pulling out her hair two artifacts.
—Wow Pinkie, what's that? —Rainbow said.
—These are just my guns —Pinkie answered.
—And what do they do? —asked Twilight.
—They shoot a shock wave that hits as hard as a beam at close range. —Pinkie answered.
—And why do you have that? —asked Applejack.
—If you press this button throws confetti — Pinkie said.
—Can I stop waiting? —asked Nightmare.

The battle begins. Nightmare released a beam at Twilight, but Fluttershy the pushed.

—Pinkie was right —Fluttershy said.

Rainbow attacked quickly, but Nightmare created a tornado, tornado caught Rainbow, Twilight try to stop the tornado, but failed. Pinkie shot their guns to tornado, this sent flying to Nightmare, and Rainbow left the tornado. Nightmare threw a huge rock, but Twilight and Rarity created great protection, but Nightmare released another much larger, they tried to block it, but could not. Pinkie shot their weapons several times, until he broke the rock and again gave to Nightmare.

The elements of harmony began to glow, then threw a rainbow to Nightmare and turned Luna.
That cute, right?
So far I have changed the story, but I need more.

next chapter: What happens to Pinkie?