Oedipal Panties

"Excellent," Sigmund Freud cackled from his Floating Incest Palace that hung in the sky over the Pacific. "I've cracked the inter-dimensional time code, and now I can test my new invention on all these poor, unsuspecting, fresh worlds!"

Sigmund watched on his computer screen as the virgin world he would be invading was zoomed up on his screen. He fingered the trigger of his Oedipus ray, and trained it on the ground below.

"Ponies..." he muttered, looking at the inhabitants. His face was then graced by an evil smile. "Soon, you will all be engaging in lewd sexual acts with your mothers!" He looked at his watch, then trained the trigger on Canterlot Castle.

"And then some..."

His old, creepy fingers pulled the trigger, and a giant blast of incest-colored radiation hit Canterlot Palace. It radiated out from the apex of Equestria, soon blanketing the entire country with Family Fucking Fun.

Sigmund picked up a TV remote, and pressed the power button. A large flat screen came to life right above him, which depicted various scenes of incest.

The man grinned, put on a pair of 3-D glasses, and pulled up a giant tub of popcorn.

The show was just beginning.