Roberto In Equestria
Deep within the darkest depths of the Robot Insane Asylum in a small confined space there was a brownish orangey robot, whom appeared to be in a great deal of distress as he tried to stab the air itself with his trusty stabbing knife. All the while making some crazy sounds.
"Ha-HA! Heh-heh, haah, haah! Stop laughing at me, flying avacado!" shouted the Robot.
The avacado laughed maniacally at him while easily dodging his pathetic attempts to stab him, which really wasn't there. The robot Roberto claimed otherwise, he believed that it is a evil Miniature Giant Space Avacado, which is invisible to everyone else but him.
Roberto also believed Justin Bieber was the dark lord of Kerash, whom had evil plans of multiversal domination. But no one believed him when he said that, not even his friend Bender.
All of a sudden Roberto disappeared for no apparent reason, as if God himself just did this for kicks to see what happens.
On a sunny day, in the happy land of Equestria there was a bright red Alicorn with black stripes, whom was sitting on a wooden bench in a park chewing on an avacado.
There was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of the crazy stabbing robot Roberto in front of the Alicorn.
"Hi, my name is lord Zoldemortis Buttsexer, I am a magical multiverse traveling Alicorn. Now, what is your name?" said the Alicorn in a deep voice.
"Ha-HA!" shouted Roberto as he stabbed the Alicorn right through the skull killing him almost instantly.
Surprisingly nopony cared in the slightest that a Pony was murdered, apart from a large group of heavily armed mercenaries, whom were a mix of both Ponies and Diamond Dogs that looked rather sad that they didn't get to kill the Alicorn first. Zoldemortis Buttsexer kind seemed not very popular in certain universes.
Roberto calmed down a little after killing that agent of the evil Miniature Giant Space Avacado and looked around to take in his surroundings. The animation looked weird around here, but the sexy Ponies were easy on the eyes, plus the Miniature Giant Space Avacado was nowhere to be seen. Being crazy and a little bit of a philosopher he instantly knew this was another universe.
Roberto put away his knife in his chest cabinet, then ran over to a nearby pond. Ducks flew away in a panic when he jumped into the water to clean the blood off himself.
With the blood gone, he walked back out of the pond towards Ponyville along the stone path to find himself a sexy Pony to have sex with, because Pony pussy is best pussy.
He deployed his; long, thick massive metal robot penis and began to masturbate in public as he walked towards town.
But then a pink blur came rapidly toward him, stopping right in front of him. It was a sexy pink Pony.
"Hi, my name is Pinkie Pie!"
"Hello, my name is Roberto." he said while he cock slapped her across the face with his fearsome steal gonad.
"Was flavor is that?"
"My penis can fire delicious melted Terry's Chocolate Orange."
"Come to my basement now, so I can suck your cock."
"OK."
And so Roberto and Pinkie Pie made their way to Sugarcube Corner, then opened a trap door, down a stairs into a dark basement filled with piles of sugar.
"I like your ass."
"Really?!" she said excitedly.
"Yeah, so much I want to fuck you up the butthole of your arse!" The robot and Pony stared at one another falling in love. "You are robosexual, right?
"I sure am."
"Want to do this in a more romantic place?"
"I know, just the place."
Pinkie Pie took him by the hand and lead him upstairs.
***
Roberto fucked Pinkie Pie up the butthole in the toilet, while she sat with her huge arse in the air on the toilet screaming his name in pure ecstasy.
Truly, even the God themselves were jealous of such a union between a Pony and a Robot.
And to make things even better the gentleman space lobster Zoidberg with his massive penis walked in and ejaculated on them both with his garbage and tartar sauce flavored semen.
"Hooray! Zoidberg makes cameo."
Then the handsome Zoidberg walked back out.
But all this sexy Robot on Pony action was not to last, as the lord dark Justin Bieber sent his massive army of Justin Bieber clones towards Ponyville singing the dreaded Baby song of his.
Luckily Super Zoidberg was there to save the day by flying in the air towards them and vaporizing them with lasers from his eyes.
Once all the Justin Bieber were dead, Princess Celestia teleported out from nowhere and sucked on his mighty penis in midair.
Back in the bathroom Pinkie Pie was now in a sixty nine position over Roberto sucking on his mighty penis, that was blasting out melted Terry's Chocolate Orange down her throat into her tummy. It eventually came to much for even Pinkie Pie as she had to lift her mouth away to breathe, causing her face to be blasted by a jet of melted chocolate.
"Mmm." she moaned sexfully as licked all the chocolate off her face.
She then went back to sucking the robot's glorious penis, which started again to fire chocolate.
Pinkie Pie was so sad when all the chocolate ran out after an hour, but fortunately she had many chocolates upstairs, which she could melt down and fill his balls and the tanks inside him.
And so thanks to to sexy Ponies of the magical land of Equestria, the robot Roberto regained his sanity and was no longer a stabbing robot, but as his friend Bender would say a 'love machine'. And he got to fuck all the sexy mares in all the land and have many mutant cyborg babies.
The End
Author's Note
Merry Xmas everyone!
