Unexpected Events

by TheSennheissernator

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Romance
Length: 8476

Frozen Water gets into several sticky situations....

Frozen Water, a bit of a ladies man, moved to Ponyville when he was young. After pursuing his favourite hobby, he ends up in hospital; and from then onwards, everything gets a whole lot more interesting.

Constructive Critisism is very welcome as this is my first fan fiction.

Chapter 1 proof reading: Dr_Techno

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-22 22:50:18 UTC

The Accident

The Accident

At the age of 13 I moved to Ponyville, away from the majority of my previous friends. On my first day of school, a boy name Quick Frost showed me around. Everyone thought we were weird, perhaps even gay. We both liked exactly the same things, the same music and we always hung out together, everywhere I went he was there and vice versa. We always got bullied, someone always found something to take the piss out of. That’s the reason I never socialised with anyone apart from him.

Our true colours came out when it was cold, especially when it snowed. I have always skied since I was 6 and Quick had boarded since he was about the same age. We always went to Unicorn Range when we were younger, trying out simple tricks and racing each other, betting on who'd win. As we got older we started entering competitions, he always won when it came to time trials and I always excelled in the trick-its, whilst I attempted tricks that no other did, he carried on flat out where others dared not.

Unfortunately our hobbies paused for awhile due to exams, but we never lost our touch. We caught up after we had gotten our exam results and to celebrate, we headed to the slopes. We went on the back country, travelling down the peists made by only the most daring of riders. Grinding along trees that had been knocked over by the wind and snow, jumping over rocks and each other, adrenaline pumping through our veins. This was the last time we rode together for a long time, a very long time. He told me after our trip that his parents needed him back at his farm due to lack of hands and monstrous amounts of work. He left days later, heading for Applelossa whilst I went to University in Canterlot.

A few years passed, I managed to accomplish all of the degrees needed to become an Orthopaedic. However, my mind thought that there was some unfinished business to do. Settling a contract with Quick, a helicopter and a camera crew, we set off to ski down every mountain in Equestria. It was all going well, the cold, ice ridden caps of the Crystal mountains had treated us well, the video on HoofTube was getting loads of hits,  and the cloud engulfed peak of Smokey Mountain was a hard ride but we survived, that was a notably more successful video than we expected. This all changed (apart from the views which sky rocketed) when we came to a mountain just outside Ponyville. The mountain was a blank canvas, no one in their right mind had rode down it, but us being complete fools decided to try and tame the beast.

No one dared try to take the mountain due to the high risk of avalanches, Quick and I forget to look into this mountain and just dived straight at it. That mistake resulted in some serious injury. As I was dropped off from the helicopter, closely followed by Quick, I started carving my way down the mountain side, dodging small cliffs, trees and rocks, unaware of the risk I was creating. A low rumble could be heard from behind me, I turned slightly and saw Quick, a worried expression plastered on his face, leaning forward and crouching as far as he could to gain as much speed as he could. He ploughed through the soft snow towards the edge of the mountain, flew off it, pulling his chute. I twisted to see what was causing the noise, but it was too late. I was smacked by a wall of compacted snow and ice. I tumbled head over heels before blacking out.

I opened my eyes to a incredibly bright light and the outline of two blurred heads, both similar except one had a white blob on their head, standing over me. I heard muffled voices and a third head came into view. More talking but I couldn't pick up a word, it was just mindless gibberish to me. As my eyes started to focus, I recognised two of the people towering over me from previous hospital visits from when I was younger. One was Nurse Redheart in her rather tight nurse outfit and hat, her light pink hair in a bun, her caring blue eyes staring down at you and her boobs seeming to want to burst out of the uniform. On the opposite side stood Dr. Grey in his white lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck, his curly, longish, grey hair and beard still as prominent as they were the first time we met.

However the third person I'd never seen before. Short rainbow hair, a pair of cyan wings poking out from behind a cyan hoodie and a pair of magenta eyes looking down at me with worry. All of a sudden I recognised her, but where from. I got a name; Dash, Rainbow Dash, the first one to do a sonic rainboom right? She was given the title 'Best Flyer in Equestria' wasn't she?

Before my thoughts could wander anymore, Dr. Grey speaks up, "Ah I'm glad you could join us Frozen Water" he said, his voice not exactly matching his look. "You had quite a nasty accident."  As I tried to sit up I felt a searing pain come from my abdomen.

Nurse Redheart slowly pushed me back down, "You need to rest so don't try moving too much. You're very lucky Rainbow Dash found you when she did, any longer and the damage would've been nearly too serious," she said in a soothing voice."You've cracked two ribs, torn a few muscles in your right shoulder, fractured a bone in your left wrist, shattered three of your lower vertebrae and minor fractures in your left leg, sadly you'll be in hospital for three to four months without any magical help. Unfortunately all of our unicorns are in other hospitals for major operations" At this I groaned. Great, that puts me out of skiing for sometime then, I thought.

I've been into hospital a few times for simple things like a fractured elbow, dislocations and even getting a ski pole struck through my arm but they had all been easy fixes, especially with magical help. This time without any of that assistance, I'll be here for some time.

"Nurse Redheart is right," Dr. Grey stated, "You must rest, you have a lot of healing to get through. I'm sorry but I must leave you, I have another patient I need to see, Nurse Redheart will look after you over the coming months." He then turned, whispered something to the nurse and walked out through the curtains. She turns towards a trolley and bends over, searching for a something. Rainbow Dash spoke for the first time which caught my attention.

"I found you on a trip to collect snow clouds for the next week; I could only see your legs. It was quite funny to be honest. Oh and your friend Quick said he was sorry for not staying but his parents called him back to Appaloosa, apparently it was an emergency." I glanced back to Nurse Redheart for maybe a sympathetic look and saw a sight I would probably never forget.

I saw the tight, dark red thong that the nurse wore, shielding my view from her slightly damp womanhood. I quickly looked away, realising I was staring slightly, and glanced over to the rainbow haired girl. She seemed to be staring at what I had seen, unaware of me watching her. I swore I saw her lick her lips slightly. The pink haired nurse, finally finding what she'd been looking for, stood up straight again, hiding her buttocks from view. Our gazes resumed to her face. In her hand was a syringe filled with a clear liquid.

"This is morphine, it will make you tired, however, it should reduce some of your pain," she said professionally, "The injection might sting a little but the pain should go quickly." She swiftly found a vein and plunged the needle slowly into it.

The invisible liquid slowly disappeared from the container. I started to feel very groggy as the drug entered my bloodstream. I faintly heard Nurse Redheart say, "Thank you Rainbow Dash, you may leave now, but could you get Twilight to come over, she might be able to help him." After that I fall into the dark abyss of sleep.

In my sleep I thought back to the last time I spoke or even saw Dash. Ah yes, back in University, she’d always sit at the back of lectures, normally spending the time 'wisely' by messing around and shouting out. She had obviously matured since then, but her face hadn't changed at all. She's one of the element of harmony isn't she? I went to University with most of them didn't I? I remember, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack. Wonder if she's changed much. I remembered having a huge crush on AJ but I had had no chance and she was more likely to have gone for Quick than myself, him being from a farming background and all. I bet myself she didn't even notice me back in school.

"Yea cause you were weird," my brain said to myself.

"Thanks for that. Seeing how you are part of me, means that you're weird too," I responded.

"Yea but it's not my fault you always made a fool out of me! I mean you didn't even have the guts to ask her out!" it argued.

"That wasn't my fault. Well maybe a little bit was, I was at always in the wrong place at the wrong time!"I exclaimed, quite annoyed then.

You should've gone for Fluttershy; I mean you were as shy as her.

Oh shut up brain, I was just nervous. I'm not saying that Fluttershy isn't nice, she was extremely nice and very cute from what I remember with the biggest rack out of them all, but I just preferred Applejack!

I suddenly awoke from a sharp pain in my wrist. I lifted it up and look at it. A white cast surrounded the arm up to my elbow, I tried to flex my fingers and found that I couldn't move them.

"Don't worry, you'll be able to feel them soon," came a voice you recognise as Nurse Redheart’s. I turned my head and saw that not only was my shoulder bandaged up, but also that she was sitting up against the curtain, on one of the hospital issue chairs, one leg over the other as she smiled gently. Even though it was the middle of winter and it was snowing outside, a few of her top buttons on her uniform were undone revealing a little bit of her lacy red brassiere.

I quickly shook my head to clear my thoughts then proceeded to ask quietly, "How long have I been out?"

"Oh only a few hours, I'm glad you're awake, any second now Twilight Sparkle should be here to help with your injuries, she's a big fan of yours, you know!"

I looked at her slightly shocked, but mainly puzzled, "Her? The element of magic? Celestia's student? A fan of me?"

"Yes, quite a few people in town are, I mean you're a pretty big star! Apparently she's got posters of you in her room; I guess that's why she was so happy to help." Right on cue, Twilight walked in through the curtains. Her dark blue hair with bright pink and purple streaks ran past her shoulders to her back, she was wearing a light violet turtle-neck jumper, with two sizeable lumps hidden behind the fabric, and a pair of dark blue jeans. A white backpack slung over her shoulders. She had a huge smile on her face and a hint of excitement in her deep violet eyes.

"Hey!" she chirped.

"Hi," I responded weakly, "It's nice to meet you."

"No the pleasure is all mine," she beamed before turning to Nurse Redheart, "What do you need me to do?" Being handed a clipboard, she quickly runs her eyes over the given file. She suddenly looked to the ceiling as if in thought.

Finally, after a few moments she spoke up, "Well the leg, wrist and ribs are an easy fix," she mumbled at the roof before looking at me, "However your torn muscles I can't do anything about, that's going to have to be healed by time and your vertebrae can't be fixed through magic due to risk of disturbing your spinal cord, but I can order the shards back into place and bind them for easier healing."

"For a smoother run, I suggest we put you under anaesthetic, just in case," Nurse Redheart observed, "I'll just get the equipment." At this she leaves through the curtains.

"So I hear you're a fan of mine," I said, trying to strike a conversation.

"Ha-ha yes, I'm quite a big fan you could say, I mean I've got a few posters and I've been too a few of your live shows but that's really it, "Twilight laughed.

"I honestly didn't think that you were into sport, being a student of Princess Celestia and all."

"Well, I never really saw skiing as a sport, more of an art, the way you skied and flew through the air was, graceful," she replied, glancing over to me, a light smile on her face.

"Ah I'm glad."

"So how did this happen?" Twilight asked politely.

"Well Quick and I were riding down the mountain on the outskirts of Ponyville, not realising that it had such a huge risk of avalanches.  Got caught up in one and blacked out, apparently Rainbow Dash found me whilst she was out moving some snow clouds into Ponyville."

"Well I'm glad you're doing fine," she said kindly as Nurse Redheart re-entered the cubicle, "I'll try and be as quick as possible whilst causing you as little pain as I can."

I glanced over to the nurse and saw her carrying a bottle which had 'Midazolam' written on it, I guessed that that was the liquid they were going to sedate me with. I watched Twilight pull out a spell book from her bag at bottom of my bed as Nurse Redheart filled a syringe with yet another clear liquid. The nurse found another vein and carried out the same procedure as the morphine. I quickly fell into a forced sleep as the chemical circulated round my system.

I woke up, feeling a bit drowsy after the long sleep and I wondered how long I’d been out this time. A look out the window told me that I had been out for quite some time seeing that it was early morning. I dared not sit up, remembering that my back wasn't actually fixed. I raised my wrist and flexed my fingers whilst rotating it slightly. It felt as good as new! I had to put it down when I started to flex my toes. They cracked several times but apart from that, they were fine. A nurse I didn't recognise poked her head round the corner of the curtains, her pink eyes full of fatigue.

"Ah good morning Frozen Water, do you need anything?" she asked. Just as I was about to answer my stomach rumbled loudly. We both laughed before returning to the conversation. "So I guess breakfast is in order; you've just had an operation right?" I nodded, "So is toast ok?"

"Yep that's fine thanks," I responded calmly.

"I’ll be back soon then," she said with a smile. A few minutes went by as I thought about what to do when I got out of hospital. My ideas mainly consisted of waxing my skis and how I was going to repay Nurse Redheart, Twilight and Dash. My brain thought of one thing specifically:

I have an idea, you could fu-

I stopped myself there not wanting to think that way about my saviours. A few moments passed when my mind was just blank, my eyes fixed to a point on the ceiling for no real reason. A nurse walked in through the curtains carrying a plate of golden buttered toast.

"Morning Nurse Redheart, just started your shift?"

She nodded immediately when I asked this question. She slowly walked over, a slight look of lust in her eyes. When she reached the bed the nurse bent over to hand me the plate. My eyes went from the plate to her chest, I could see right down her uniform, no bra in sight. Nurse Redheart stood back up slowly, "You've only got a few more days in hospital," she admitted," Twilight said she'd stop by in a few days to fix your ribs and vertebrae. She even thinks she may have a spell that speeds up the healing of your shoulder but it sounds rather painful."

"That's a shame, I won't see your beautiful, caring eyes every morning," I replied with a slightly flirty manner.

"Well, we'll just have to make the best out of the next few days," she said with a wink.

We spent the rest of the time we had talking to each other, getting to know each other and telling stories. Her stories were always very interesting but what made me pay special attention on that day was the fact that her nipples were poking through her uniform. When she either went for lunch or had to check on another patient, I caught up on some sleep or just simply thought. Twilight also popped in to just see how I was doing, bringing some flowers and a card signed by all six elements of harmony. She also informed us that the spells were nearly completed and that they would be finished by Tuesday, two days later. All three of us chatted and drank tea until it got dark outside. The two young women said their goodbyes and left, leaving me to sleep.

Tuesday was a great success. The spells the unicorn had been working on did their job to the best of their abilities, fixing my ribs and back with minor amounts of pain. My shoulder however was still a bit sensitive hence why I was put on some drugs to null the pain. I was going to be released the next day.

It was getting near the end of the day when, in the middle of a silence after the end of one of our conversations, I'd noticed Nurse Redheart had been in more than any of the other nurses and it had been more than a few accidental teases from her. The checking of drawers and buffing my pillow had given me several peaks down and up her somewhat tight uniform. The nurse spoke up and said, "Honestly I'm surprised you don't have a girlfriend. I mean being a celebrity, and have such a nice body...."

I responded with a smile, "Thanks. I've never really had time for a girlfriend, you know with the exams and contracts and things."

"Ah well, it's a shame you're going so soon," she expressed, "I've come to really like you."

I struggled to form sentences, every time I tried my mind went blank and I couldn't think of anything. She saw I was struggling to say anything and asked, "Can I ask you something?" Redheart asked.

"Sure anything," I replied.

"When was the last time you were with a woman?"

"Ha-ha w-well what do you mean by that?" I stuttered nervously.

"Sex. When's the last time you had sex?" she responded confidently.

"Well, erm I've never been with a prostitute or anything," I confessed.

"Aww don't worry," she giggled. She stood up from her chair and came to the side of my bed. The nurse's mouth was brushing my right ear."Maybe we can change that...." she whispered, her lips forming a small grin. "Didn't you realise I've been teasing you?" she asked seductively, her breath tickling my ear, "I noticed you on several occasions taking a peek."

"Guilty as charged," I laughed anxiously.

"Well wouldn't you like another one?" I looked over and her eyes were filled with excitement. I slowly nodded and the nurse gently pressed her lips against mine, it was short but sweet.

Nurse Redheart stood up and faced the opposite way whilst bending over, and I got the same view I got when I first woke up in hospital. The tight dark red thong only just hiding the nurses sex. Hooking the tight underwear around the waistline with her thumbs, she sensually pulled them down. I gasped slightly, her beautiful flower exposed to me. To be honest I had dreamed about this since I first saw her, and my dreams were finally coming true. As the panties reached the floor that's when I noticed the smell, a musky yet pretty erotic smell. The sight didn't last long after that, she stood up straight and walk over to my side, slowing undoing a few of the buttons on her nurses uniform; revealing a matching red, lacy bra.

She came back over to the side of the bed and kissed me. It's wasn't the same as the first, this one was more passionate. After a few moments, her tongue pressed against my lips so I let her enter and she started to explore my mouth, running it along the edges of my teeth. We both wrestled for domination, sometimes the nurse seemed to back away and then strike back harder than before. I started to feel faint as I pulled away to catch my breath. Both of us panting after the long kissing session.

"I hope you're not already worn out," she teased.

"Of course not, I'm far from done," I replied positively.

"Good, because I'm not letting you go till you make me cum at least more than twice."

I couldn’t help but chuckle as she ran her hands down my chest to where a sizeable tent had been pitched. She yanked the covers off me and gently grabbed my pole as she started rubbing it gently. I let out a small moan as she got slightly faster. The nurse climbed onto the bed and straddled her legs around my head. Her warm breath against my skin felt like nothing I had ever felt before. Nurse Redheart ran her tongue up and down my cock, her hand following it closely and coating his length with salvia. Even though it was pleasurable and I could've just laid there enjoying it, I felt like I had to return the favour; digging in to the treasure that was in front of me. My fingers rubbed the outer lips, making her moan pleased before I slipped a finger into her damp sex. She let out a gasp before engulfing my dick, taking in almost my whole cock in a tight grip with her lips. As the feeling in my groin increased, I sped up my pumping and added another finger into her now dripping pussy. The nurse’s moaning got louder and louder, sending a humming sensation down my cock and increasing pleasure in my head. After a few minutes the audible moaning was broken to a cry from the nurse as she clenched around my fingers inside her.

"Ah keep g-going,” she almost yelled. “Ah yes I'M CU-UMING!" Her whole body seemed to tense up as I got sprayed with warm, sweet, sticky liquid. Her breath came back with a huge gasp as her climax finished. "That was, great. But I'm not done yet," she said still out of breath. She winked and continued, "As I said, I'm not finished until I cum at least twice."

"I'm happy to oblige," I slapped her left arse cheek as replied with a cheeky smile.

She clambered off of me and started undoing her uniform. Once I sat up, I swung my legs over the edge of the bed. I was about to stand up when I noticed the nurse standing in front of me, wearing nothing. Her hair dishevelled, her eyes glimmering and a lusty smile on her lips. My eyes wandered downwards to her breasts. They were just about a handful each but still perky, her nipples erect from the excitement. My eyes passed down her flat stomach to where her legs met, her cleanly shaved pussy literally dripping wet. She giggled and I snapped out of my train of thoughts. Nurse Redheart got onto her knees in front of me as she gently took hold of my manliness again.

"I thought I'd save your virginity for a special little lady, so if you don't mind, I'll finish you off like this," the nurse whispered, slowly rubbing me.

"Err sure that's fine," I responded. Nothing more was needed to be said. She slowly put her lips around my head and carefully let the rest of my length into her mouth, her pace increased as my moans got louder and louder. My hands soon reached round the back of the nurse's head, pushing it towards me to aid in the movement. Her tongue ran and swirled around the top before going back to her continuous movement. She looked up at me and we locked eyes. It was a blissful moment but I had to ruin it by shutting my eyes and grunting, "I'm s-so c-close....."

She stopped.

Just as I was about to climax, she stopped. "W-why did you stop?" I asked in disbelief.

"Well I did say I wanted to get off at least twice, and if you haven't forgotten, I've only gotten off once. So I thought I'd tease you a bit," nurse Redheart said with a huge grin.

"Well I guess, do you want me to hel-," I start, but she interrupted me.

"Nope it's ok, I've got it all sorted," she said, still with a lustful smile. One of her hands ran down her chest, down her stomach and in between her legs; this gave me a time to recover. I took a deep breath of the intoxicating air, a mixture of our sweat and sex. The musky smell was rather pleasant. I shook my head to regain my focus and stared into the nurse's eyes. Our gaze didn't last as she nurse shut her eyes tight, moaned, and gripped me maybe a little too hard. Obviously her fingers knew what they were doing. "Actually I've got a better idea," Nurse Redheart whispered quietly.

Her hand came out from in between her legs and joined the other one in softly cradling her breasts, she moved ever closer and moved into position. Her hands guided her plump mounds up and down my length. It felt wonderful. I would've been happy with just that, but it got better. As her breast traveled south, her lips surrounded the swollen head, her tongue swirling round the tip; just as she had done before. This repeated motion soon started to build up the feeling in between my legs that I recognised very well. Sadly, the voluptuous cushions retreated from my length; but the enjoyment didn't cease for either of us. The nurses moans grew louder and louder yet again as her finger massaged her sex. She must've been right on the edge, because just as I grunted to release, she cried in ecstasy.

I must've blacked out, I couldn't remember anything after that. All I knew was that I was back in bed, a white sheet draped over me; a cool breeze coming from an open window above me. I lay there, staring at the ceiling, recapping what had happened the past few days. The actual incident, meeting two of the Elements of Harmony, the operations and the little bit of 'action' with Nurse Redheart; though that may just have been a dream. After a few minutes of being awake, Dr. Grey walked in closely followed by a neat Twilight Sparkle.

"You're healthy enough to leave now Frozen Water," Dr. Grey announced,"Though seeing as you have to take it easy the coming days, Miss Sparkle here has offered to escort you and help you with anything you need."

"Thank you Doctor and thank you Twilight," I responded confidently.

"Anytime Frozen," Twilight said with a huge grin.

"Here are your clothes, when you're finished, meet us by reception so we can sign you out," Dr. Grey said as he laid down a pair of worn jeans, a red t-shirt, a cream hoodie and a pair of pumps.

"I'll see you out there Frozen," Twilight said tentatively.

When they both left, I picked up the pile of clothes and got changed. Getting changed didn't take too long, fortunately I hadn't forgotten how to put clothes on or anything. I finished tying my laces and headed out of the cubicle before following the signs to reception.

As I walked round the corner, I saw Dr. Grey and Twilight talking to the receptionist behind her desk. Twilight noticed me, said her farewells and nearly skipped over to me.

“Ready to go?” she asked.

“Yep I’m ready,” I replied as we headed towards the hospital doors.  When we walked through them, I had to stop for a second so that my eyes to adjust to the bright sunlight. Once they had adjusted themselves, I stared out over Ponyville. It was a beautiful day, the sun was high in the sky, birds were chirping, the grass was a dark emerald green. Ponyville seemed at peace.

“Are you coming or what?” giggled the purple haired girl.

“Oh yea sorry, got distracted,” I said as I quickly jogged towards her.

So there we were, walking towards Ponyville, hoping that nothing bad would happen.

The Sleepover

The Sleepover

"Thank you so much Twilight for all you help, but I've got one problem...." I said to Twilight Sparkle as we headed down the path towards Ponyville.

"Yes? What's that?" she asked.

"Well I don't actually have any money on me for a train to Canterlot," I sighed, slightly missing my small apartment,"All I have is my clothes on my back since Quick probably took my stuff back to Appaloosa with him."

“Oh that’s fine, I've got a spare room you can use for the night or so," Twilight said calmly.

“What? Really?” I asked in shock.

“Of course! It’d be a pleasure! Erm, would you mind if we popped round a few houses just so I can organise something with them?”

“It's the least I can do for you!”

We visited Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie; who was still as hyper as I had remembered from school. I didn’t hear much of the conversation but when Twilight was talking to Pinkie, I heard the words, ‘party’, ‘sleepover’, ‘tonight’ and ‘congratulations’. That honestly made no sense to me, I just thought Pinkie was going to have a slumber party or something.

Twilight showed me around town afterwards, told me where many of the shops were and generally refreshing my memory of the town since I hadn’t lived in Ponyville for the past few years. Pretty much everything was in the same place, my favourite shops were still there, Tabletop Wars, which sold armies for Battleaxe 60,000, a tabletop war game I used to play as a teenager and Jeux, a huge branch of shops that sold games for the Zcube 720 and the Funstation 3; Button Mash, Quick Frost and I spent hours every week on those machines, chatting to each other, shooting aliens or zombies and racing in over-powered cars. Ok market stall had changed and a few shops such as Lyra and Bon-Bon's sweet shop were new to me but I didn't think much of it. We spent a good hour or so walking around Ponyville so that I could build up roughly were everything was, before we set off for the outskirts of town.

"Wow Twilight how on earth did you get this place? It looks great!" I exclaimed as we walked towards the giant, hollow tree that was her home.

"Well, Princess Celestia said that I should try and socialise with other people, so she gave me the library so I could study but also get to know some people," was her reply.

"Sweet, it looks amazing from here."

"Why thank you," she said with a big smile.

As we stepped through the door, it was dark. I couldn't see anything at all but as soon as Twilight turned the light on five figures of varying colour and size, shouted, "Surprise!"

"W-what's going on here?" I asked.

"Well, since you'd gotten out of hospital, I'd thought I'd celebrate it by inviting these guys..." Twilight gestured in the direction of the others,"for a sleepover!"

"Yea it's gonna be super-dooper-looper!!" cried Pinkie. She reached into her bag she started pulling out things,"I've got, chocolate, marshmallows, crisps, more chocolate, Jaffa cakes, sweeties and even condoms!!" she pulled out the final box and held them up in pride.

I was gobsmacked.

"Pinkie Pie! Firstly that is inappropriate to bring to a social sleepover, this isn't an orgy! And secondly, that is not the way to approach a man," Rarity said in horror.

"I knew that...." Pinkie sighed in defeat as she put them back in her bag.

"Anyway.... Let's get this party started!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash.

After everyone had changed into their nightwear, a short, white, silky nightgown for Rarity, a long, buttercup yellow nightgown with pink butterflies flying upwards for Fluttershy, for Rainbow Dash, a baggy, grey tank top and cyan short shorts, Applejack a similar attire to Rainbow but an orange checkered top and brown shorts, Pinkie just wore her pink underwear with a baggy jumper on top and Twilight a matching set of plain purple pajamas. She also let me borrow a pair of Spike's PJ bottoms, the top wasn't really my style plus being a bit small, so I wore my T-shirt with it instead. After the havoc of changing, Twilight walked to the kitchen with Applejack and returned seconds later with seven bottles of Sweet Apple Acres cider.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack were the first to break open their bottles and take a swig of the wonderful golden liquid. It was delicious, once the lid was off, I took a swig of the sweet, tangy liquid. All seven of us chatted whilst drinking cider, or gentle sips in Fluttershy and Rarity's case.

After drinking a few bottles and us all getting a bit tipsy, Pinkie Pie came with a suggestion "Should we play Truth or Dare?"

There was a brief moment where everyone just looked at her, and then agreed; I was honestly quite surprised by their decision but went along with it.

"Rainbow," Pinkie started,"Truth or Dare?"

"Dare all the way," the rainbow girl answered as she flopped onto a beanbag.

“I dare you to make out with AJ!” Pinkie replied almost too quickly.

All of a sudden the cyan pegasus had jumped on top of Applejack, pinned her to the floor and started furiously kissing her; the orange mare giving no signs of resistance. The whole group just stared, the clock in the background slowly going tick, tock, tick, tock. Moments passed and we just stood there, watching.

“Ahem….” came a quiet voice behind a waterfall of pink hair.

Applejack broke the kiss,”Oh yea…. Dashie remember we aren’t alone….”

“Oh yea sorry….. ” she climbed off of AJ, “I guess you all know now….”

"Well, I don't think any of us were expecting that," Twilight spoke up," But I always had a hunch about you Dash, being homosexual and all."

"I honestly think it's wicked," I added.

"Same here! Finally I'm not the only one that likes women!" Pinkie cried out in her excited fashion.

Jaws dropped again as everyone, including the two that has just admitted to their interests. The bubbly mare stopped bouncing and angled her head, a confused expression on her face,"What? You didn't expect that?"

"I-I always thought you were into stallions, I mean, you always talked about your nighttime adventures with them," Rarity stuttered.

"Well yea, I mean I love a good cock but a juicy pussy is alw-"

"Too much information..." said Fluttershy in her formal yet shy manner.

"Oh sorry, anyway RD, your turn," Pinkie Pie said, turning to the rainbow haired girl.

"Alright, who shall be my victim....." asked Rainbow Dash, surveying the six in front of her,"Frozen, Truth or Dare?"

I'm not sure if it was the alcohol which made my mind, or I was just feeling adventurous,"Dare."

"I dare you, too...... I dare you to kiss Fluttershy," Rainbow said slyly.

I got up, walked slowly over to Fluttershy and kneeled at her side. I swept the hair hanging in front of her eyes behind her ear and whispered,"If you don't want me to just say."

She whimpered a bit and replied,"B-but a dares a dare, y-you've got to do it...."

I slowly leaned into her and gently kissed her on the lips; her lips seemed to linger on mine. I started to pull back from the kiss, meaning it to only be a gentle peck, but Fluttershy leaned into the kiss more and more. I pulled back more and opened my eyes, to see Fluttershy, eyes as wide as saucepans, cheeks as red as the lipstick Rarity wore.

"I-I am so-o sorry..." she murmured quietly, her eyes automatically gravitated downwards.

"Why? There's no need to be sorry," I said softly,"You did great."

"R-really?" she asked, sounding a little surprised.

"Uh-huh," Rainbow butted in,"Sooner or later you'll be kissin' like a pro! Well, not as pro as me but ya know."

"Th-thanks I guess..."

Things didn't get too extreme after that, the strange Truths or crude Dares were perfectly normal; especially since at about this time, no doubt about it, we were all drunk. The Truths mainly ranged from who someone had a crush on to whether someone had any strange fetishes or sexual adventure anyone had had; some of the answers were, let's say interesting. Fluttershy was the most unexpected out of them all honestly, being such a shy girl and yet being into the 'darker' and more extreme sides to sex.

By about 2 o'clock, Fluttershy was curled up in a ball, Twilight and Rarity rubbing their eyes and Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Pinkie Pie yawning. They decided to halt the game after one final Dare for me.

"Frozen Water, Frozen Water....." Applejack exaggerated in a drunken manner, trying to think of the dare.

A light bulb (literally) appeared above Pinkie's head and the pink mare leaned into Rainbow Dash,"Oh that's a great one," she giggled.

"Aww come on let's here it," exclaimed Applejack a bit loud.

"Pinkie here proposes, Twily's gonna enjoy this too," RD announces in between giggles," That you, Frozen Water, will have to spoon the little bookworm all night."

A sudden, excited giggle came from a lump buried into a sleeping bag behind me. It shuffled for a few seconds then out came a disheveled, purple haired girl, obviously trying to hold back a huge grin.

She sexily gestured for me to come to her,"Come on big boy, you wouldn't want to keep a lady waiting."

"Of course not ma'am," I replied bowing slightly.

After a small fit of giggles, Rarity spoke up,"Oh I never knew you were such a gentleman Frozen; you know I've been looking for one of them in my life...."

Before I could open my mouth to reply, we all heard the gentle breathing of Fluttershy. She looked so at peace, curled into a ball, blankets drapped over her body loosely and smiling slightly. The six of us still awake took this as a sign that we should get some sleep to. I got into position with Twilight, Applejack and Rainbow Dash snuggled into each other and Pinkie settled into a spread eagle posting whilst Rarity chose to lay on her side.

Before I could drift off into a drunken sleep, I heard Twilight whisper,"Thank you Frozen, I've dreamed of this for a long time...."

I nuzzled her neck, wrapped my arm around her waist, pulled her close and fell asleep; our chests rising and falling in rythmn.

When I woke up, I had no idea what the time was but Luna's moon was still high in the sky; a thin layer of cloud slowly drifting over it. Twilight Sparkle, still in my arms, whispered something inaudible then rolled onto her side so she was facing me. I sighed peacefully as she snuggled into me again, a cute smile on her lips. I would've happily laid there but I needed fresh air, the room was musky and smelt of sweat; as if two girls had had a bit of a roll in the hay so to speak. I gently moved the unicorns grip and stood up, the soft moon light shinning on the six sleeping women. Sneaking towards the door, I glanced over my shoulder to check if I'd disturbed anyone, silence. The only the sound was of the quiet wind outside and the hooting of owls. Turning the handle of Twilight's front door, cringing as it creaked open, I stepped out into the cool, refreshing night air. The thought crossed my mind to go have a walk, explore Ponyville at night but knowing my sense of adventure I'd only get lost; so I sat on the door step as I starred up at the night sky. I'd always loved the night, sometimes more than the day; it was cool, refreshing, peaceful and always a perfect time to clear my head and sort things out, but tonight it was just to catch a breath of fresh air. The cool night air brushed against my skin, I shut my eyes to gather a sense of peace when suddenly I heard a voice,"Are you alright darling?"

My eyes snapped open as I looked over my shoulder to see Rarity standing just outside the door, gently rubbing her left eye and her hair slightly unkempt.

"Yea I'm fine, just getting some fresh air," I replied patting the step next to me," Care to join me?"

"That might be a good idea, that room is so stuffy for some reason...." she responded as she sat down next to me, a puzzled look on her face.

I knew I'd have to tell someone at somepoint "Hahaha I think I know why."

"Well why then?" she asked, completely clueless to the answer she was going to get.

"We're sleeping in the same room as two lesbians and a bisexual, they may have, let's just say, had some fun."

While her face twisted from realisation to slight disgust, she asks, "You don't think... No, really? You think so?"

"Well, that would explain the smell," I responded with a slight laugh.

"Eeyuw...."

She stared off into the darkness of the night and let out a deep sigh. Her face cleared of disgust now, a look of what could only be described as sadness replaced it.

"What's up? And don't be the typical girl and say 'Oh it's nothing' 'cause I can tell something's up," I said  after a few moments of silence.

"Darling, I'm just, it's difficult to say...." she replies avoiding eye contact with me,"I'm not saying I'm jealous, I mean no lady should be but one does wish to be in an intimate, caring relationship."

"Well, tell me what you want in a man then, maybe I can help," I replied eagerly, willing to relive Rarity of her trouble.

"What I would like him to look like or his personality?" she questioned.

I shrugged and replied with,"Why not just personality to start off with."

"I want him to be smart, courageous, chivalrous, kind yet stern when he need be, fit, passionate, risk taking yet sensible, loving and just, perfect," sighed Rarity, tears started to form in her eyes as she continued,"It's just when one spends so long and gets no where expect a broken heart, one tends to loose hope."

"Hey, hey don't cry," I whispered as I put my arm around her shoulder,"How about we talk about this tomorrow hm? Go grab some sleep."

Rarity nodded and stood up after an instant of trying to pretty herself up again. I stared back into the darkness of Ponyville after she reached for the door handle.

"She likes you, you know. A lot."

"Who?"

"Twilight Sparkle dear, isn't it obvious?" And that was all she said before disappearing into the library.

I sat on that door step for minutes, my head spinning. Questions being asked over and over and yet this availed me nothing. I just couldn't stop thinking about those last words Rarity said,"Isn't it obvious?"

I slowly stood up, realising that I wasn't getting anywhere and hoping that sleep would. Taking one last  look up at Luna's bright white moon, I opened the door and stepped inside, gently letting the handle go. I wondered wether I should just sleep on the sofa instead of disturbing Twilight by trying to get back into position but I decided against it as I thought it'd be strange for her falling asleep in the arms of a man then waking up alone. I slowly lay downbc on my side and draped my right arm round her waist, pulling her closer, as I shut my eyes to try and catch some sleep. The void of sleep finally claimed me moments later.

A loud crash shook the deafening silence of the morning, my eyes snapped open as I jumped, ready for 'fight or flight'. The bright morning light shone through the high, shaking window of the library and onto my face; making me squint. Most had been woken up by this strange noise, all alert and some scared.

"W-What was t-that....?" Fluttershy whispered.

"I don't know...." replied Twilight uneasily.

I slowly tried to get up but the purple haired girl grabbed my hand tight and looked at me with eyes that said,"Please stay here."

A knock came from the door, three taps. And again, the same rhythm before a voice called out,"Miss Twilight Sparkle? Are you in? I need you to sign for this package."

"Oh what the buck did she crash into this time," Twilight muttered under her breath before shouting,"Just give me a sec!"

She jumped up and straightened out her clothes before plodding towards her front door. The door handle glowed with an aura of purple then swung open to reveal a mail girl in grey uniform, amber eyes pointing separate directions, her smile beaming.

"Oh sorry Miss Twilight, did I wake you? Your normally awake at this time so I thought it'd be an appropriate time to deliver th-" she started before the half asleep girl interrupted.

"Derpy, firstly, Twilight will just do, secondly, I am normally awake at this time but having a party and waking up from a drunken sleep isn't what I call normal and thirdly, what did you crash into this time?" Twilight responded in quick progression, obviously trying to stay calm.

"Oh, just the ground this time, though I did slid quite fast into your house, sorry," Derpy responded pulling a sorry face and showing the dirt on her uniform to Twilight, "But I'm ok and so is your house! So everything's good! Erm but anyway, oh yes package; gimme a sec."

A large brown package was pulled out of the mail girls shoulder bag and the signing for such package took moments before the grey uniformed girl departed, spreading her wings and taking flight.

Twilight shut the door and put the mysterious brown package on table next to the door before rubbing her temples and walking into the kitchen. Rarity gave me a look and I asked whilst pointing in the direction of where Twilight was, "Do you think I should....?"

Rarity and Fluttershy both nodded in response. I looked over to the other three to check for their conclusions to find that they were still sleeping, all cuddled together in some sort of weird bundle. I climbed up onto my feet, stretched, and walked heavily towards the kitchen.

Knocking on the door frame and poking my head round the corner I asked,"Hey Twilight, is everything alright?"

She lifted her head from the table and looked at me with heavy eyes,"Alcohol doesn't do good things for me the next morning, it dehydrates the brain and-"

"You don't need to explain, I know the basics," I laughed.

"Do you want some tea? I was just about to sit down with a cup of my own special mixture to clear my head," she offered.

"Ah why not," I replied as a tea cups filled themselves up with hot water behind me,"So what's wrong?"

"Eh, I honestly don't know, I have a feeling that it's my hormones, I've been single since college and one of my books states that deprivation from a mate can cause stress on the reproductive system," she sighed as the two cups floated over to us.

"Thanks. Well, Rarity's looking for a guy so maybe us three should go out, ya know clubbing or something, and look for a 'mate' each, as you put it," I I suggested as I took a sip from the mysterious dark tea. As the hot, bitter liquid hit the back of my throat, I felt jolts of electricity coarse through my body, relieving my cramp muscles from the uncomfortable position I was sleeping in and plus my foggy hang-over cleared up. The buzzing in my head, disappeared, my slightly amplified hearing, gone. It was miraculous.

"Do you like it?" Twilight asked, sipping from her own cup.

"It's, like, magic!" I laughed.

"Haha it sort of is," Twilight grinned," Erm but anyway, that sounds good."

"Actually why don't we all go out? There's gotta be some good clubs around here, I mean, Vinyl lives here!"

"Vinyl? If your talking about club music I have no idea," Twilight said sheepishly.

"DJ-PON3? You've never heard of her?" I exclaimed.

"Well, Rainbow Dash has spoken about her several times but apart from that, I know nothing," she replied, sipping her tea again.

"Wow. I am so taking you to one of her digs."

"Alright, we'll make plans once the others have properly woken up," the purple haired girl beamed.

Once the other five had woken up, hair all disheveled and clothes all creased, we decided on a day that was suitable for us all; this was not easy. It seem that every single day, someone was doing something. Either Rarity was going to the spa, Applejack or Rainbow Dash working, Pinkie partying, Fluttershy caring for her animals or Twilight Sparkle experimenting. After twenty minutes or so of chatting and diary checking, a date was finalised.