My Name is The Loser

by crashlanding12

First published

Hi, I am Derpy "Ditzy Doo" Hooves, otherwise known as the The Loser. I go to Friendship High in Ponyville. My life sucks. I have one friend, which is good. But my life doesn't feel complete.

AUTHORS NOTE: Vinyl Scratch, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are all boys to make sense of the plot, unless you want the story to be about lesbians. I don't care. Just don't rage on me. This is in the format of a TV show and is in Derpy's point of view. Also, it is rated teen for some language.