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When the colt that normally plays as Santa calls in sick, Wagram offers to be this year's mall Santa at the Grand Manehattan Mall. I mean, he's got the beard. That's all you need right? Everything should go fine as long as he keeps his libido in check... Which might be easier said than done for him.

Even Wingbella is volunteering! Because yes.

Written as a birthday present to the Wingbonermaker.