My little Kony: Abduction is magic

by mrhappyface

Rating: mature
Tags: Mr. Cake, Sex, Tragedy, Big Macintosh, Derpy Hooves, Dark, Sad, Main 6, Mrs. Cake, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Dinky Hooves, Other
Length: 1162

Joseph Kony and the Lord's resistance army arrives in equestria and his first stop is Ponyville

Joseph Kony and the Lord's resistance army arrives in equestria and his first stop is Ponyville. (Theme song courtesy of the most noble Jiopop.) Link to song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUQtjSS5JWQ

Published 2012-03-14 02:44:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-14 02:44:03 UTC

Chapter 1

Author's note: Yeah, I wrote this, what Uganda do about it?

It was a warm and sunny day in Ponyville, the sun was shining and the grass was green, a perfect day for a picnic. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Dinky Doo, Ditzy Doo, and Big Macintosh were all sitting on a large blanket in the meadow enjoying some delectable daffodil and daisy sandwiches and various other lunchtime foods.

"Great potato salad Ditzy!" Twilight exclaimed. "Why yes it is simply divine dahling!" Rarity said happily. Ditzy looked at her friends happily and said in her Ditzy Blonde voice “Why thank you guys! But really, my little muffin did most of the work!" while she gave Dinky a loving hug. Big Mac gave his signature "Eyup!" and poured himself some seconds.

"Hey guys! Did I ever tell you about the time I-" Rainbow Dash started, but stopped suddenly when they all heard a loud explosion, followed by smaller popping noises in the distance. "Guys that sounded like it came from Ponyville!" Fluttershy said. Twilight grew increasingly concerned with this and said "Come on every pony! Let’s go back to check things out. The other ponies nodded in agreement with the purple mare and started to trot back to Ponyville.

About twenty minutes later, the group of friends arrived in Ponyville and were greatly disturbed by what they saw. They watched in horror as groups of what looked like monkeys, only they were hairless except for on their heads, they had rather dark skin, and they wore clothes and carried automatic weapons kicked down the doors to various pony's houses and stormed them. Walking slowly behind them was an adult who had a moustache and was smoking a cigar. He laughed as the young boys tossed the poor, unsuspecting ponies out on to the street and herded them into the center of town.

Twilight and the rest of the friends who had just arrived from the meadows were shocked and appalled as they beasts separated the ponies from their families and herded them into groups of colts, fillies, mares, and stallions. They turned and looked in horror as they heard a familiar voice yell "Don't you dare touch my babies you monsters!" as they saw Mr. Cake run towards one of the soldiers and who was taking Pumpkin and Pound away. The other soldiers just laughed and pointed their Ak 47's at Mr. Cake and gunned him down.

Mrs. Cake watched in horror as her husband was being gunned down right before her eyes. The soldiers just shrugged and tossed her babies in with the other infant ponies. Twilight and the gang tried to sneak around to try and help some of the ponies when they heard a guard yell "Look! There are more of the filthy sinners over there!" and the next thing they saw were cans that were seeping a red colored gas came hurtling towards them. As soon as they landed the group started coughing and fell unconscious.

Twilight was the first one to wake up. From her blurred vision she watched, helplessly as the soldiers had lined up the stallions against a wall and were forcing the young colts to take rifles and kill their own family members. She saw that Big Mac was one of them. She winced as the colts open fired, killing their loved ones. She stopped watching when the soldiers started loading the crying colts up into large trucks and started to carry them away. She turned away in an attempt to see something less horrific, but saw something even more horrific. The soldiers had put all the infants into a pile and started to pour gasoline all over the babies. The baby ponies started to cry as the gasoline stung their fragile bodies, but it was nothing compared to what was going to happen next.

The boy soldiers started to laugh manically as one of them took a lit match a dropped it onto the baby pile. Twilight vomited as she watched the children, including Pumpkin and Pound cake, being burned alive. Twilight started to cry as she watched the infant foals rolling, twisting in agony as the flames ate away at their young, tender, flesh.

Twilight turned back around and saw that the cargo trucks had come back, and they were now loading the mares and fillies on board to it. She watched as her unconscious friends were hefted onto the truck, and waited for them to grab her. But lucky for Twilight she heard someone yell "We're out of room!" so the soldiers just looked at her broken form, laughed and started to drive away. They just left her there, in the middle of her destroyed home town. And then she blacked out once more.

Twilight awoke and saw from her blurred vision the last thing she wanted to see then. She saw two boy soldiers standing on each side of Spike and they were beating the crying dragon. Twilight was still too weak to move so she just watched mortified and appalled as the soldiers started to toy with the dragon in the most horrible ways. The soldiers started by taking a combat knife and slowly pushed it into Spike's eye while the other held him down. The baby dragon screamed in pain as they started to twist the knife, turning his eyeball upside down. After they pulled it out the soldier that was torturing Spike (He was also laughing) started to slowly step on the purple dragon's ball. Spike screamed "TWILIGHT! HELP ME!" just as Spike's balls popped and fluids started to leak out from underneath the soldier's shoes.

The soldier then gave Spike a sharp kick to the penis, unzipped his pants, and brought the baby dragon's ass towards his erect, black dick. Spike started to cry as the young, teenage boy soldier vandalized his youthful anus, tearing it to shreds with every thrust. "STOP! PLEASE! JUST STOP!" Spike yelled. But it was no use, the soldier kept on sliding his rock hard member into Spike's ass. The second soldier became aroused by this so he unzipped his pants and began to stroke his throbbing dick. They both were so aroused that they found themselves close to orgasm in almost no time at all. The soldier who was ass raping Spike pulled out and lined his pulsating dick up against Spike's broken testicles while the other soldier shoved his dick into Spike's hollow eye socket. They both sprayed large quantities of semen into their targets at the same time, which they found arousing.

The semen was burning Spike's wounds and he yelled "PLEASE LET ME DIE! JUST LET ME FUCKING DIE!" the first soldier pulled up his pants and said "Sure thing you evil beast!" and shot Spike in the chest seven times and walked off, thankfully, they didn't notice Twilight. And that’s when she blacked out again.