Canterlot Bitches

by Imperial Brony

Rating: teen
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Length: 193

canterlot bitches gonna bitch

Note do note take this cerialy (see what I did there?)
This is just randomness so yea (lots of cursing btw)

A pimp moda fuka goes to canterlot to talk to sum bitches!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-21 04:11:36 UTC

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH

It was a beautiful day in Canterlot and the sun was shining, the breeze was cooling, and happiness was in the air.

Celestia sighed, it was rare for her to have such a beautiful day off from all the crap she had to put up with on a daily basis.

"I swear to me if Blueblood tries to talk to me again about shining the sun in his eyes again I will kick him so hard in his balls he wont be a prince anymore."

"Talking to thyself again sister?" Luna asked as she walked up to her sister who now was muttering something about birds and bees.

"No, no just imagining how to exact my revenge on that stuck up court of mine," Celestia replied with a slight meniacal grin.

"Well that's your problem, my court never complains."

"hat's because you haunt them in their sleep if they piss you off," Celestia said.

"Meh."

At that moment a high pitch sqweail came from the garden

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

"AWWW COMON! DON'T RUN!!"

Celestia and Luna looked at each other and shivered. Their nephew was coming for a visit.

Bitches Gona Bitch

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