
I Should Have Never Bought That Pony
Diamond Tiara is quite possibly the worst gift you could give your seven-year-old daughter. Too bad Discord has a "no return" policy.
Against better judgement, David buys his daughter a pony for Christmas. Too bad it was Diamond Tiara. She, like many other fillies and colts in Ponyville, was taken by Discord for his cross-dimension pony trade. Now she must convince David and his family to help her and the others get back to Equestria. Fortunately for her, David is more than happy to get rid of her. His daughter Tiffany however, is not.




55408 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
15 Chapters:
- I: Last Minute Shopping 2013-12-21 06:35:53 UTC3137
- II: Layaway Plan 2013-12-27 06:38:59 UTC2851
- III: With a Bow on Top 2014-01-08 18:48:50 UTC4203
- IV: You Get What You Pay For 2014-01-23 02:24:02 UTC3372
- V: This Isn't a Game 2014-02-15 05:16:19 UTC3237
- VI: A Dealer of Simple Choices 2014-02-19 16:30:29 UTC3067
- VII: Handle With Care 2014-04-11 19:18:34 UTC5223
- VIII: Re-Gifting 2014-05-03 00:28:47 UTC5629
- IX: As Seen on TV 2014-07-04 21:35:24 UTC3277
- X: Instructions Not Included 2014-07-15 17:16:49 UTC3174
- XI: Black Friday 2014-07-19 02:41:35 UTC3889
- XII: Never Trust a Salesman Part 1 2014-07-27 06:09:54 UTC3717
- XIII: Never Trust a Salesman Part 2 2014-09-10 01:55:10 UTC3669
- XIV: Assistance Required 2016-03-02 21:16:02 UTC2901
- XV: Breaking the Seal 2016-03-11 17:13:19 UTC4062