Discord and Chaos

by pepdog1

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Length: 1004

Discord talks to Celestia about his brother, Chaos. But when Chaos comes to visit things get a bit, well, chaotic!

Alice Discord talks to Celestia about his brother, Chaos. But when Chaos comes to visit things get a bit, well, chaotic! Will Alice Discord and Celestia be able to return Chaos to his rightful place in the K-otic Kingdom? Why does Chaos call his little brother a girl? Will Luna ever take Discord seriously again? I don't know yet…

Takes place some time after "Keep Calm and Flutter On", but is not in canon. Also, Dislestia shipping, or Celesicord, or whatever you call it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-23 05:13:55 UTC

Why He Hates His Brother

Celestia walked calmly through the silent castle, her footsteps echoing rhythmically as she made sure that nothing was out of it's place.

As she walked closer to Luna's room, the silence was broken.

"No! NO! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" The princess of the night laughed from behind the closed door. "No! Stop it! Stop it Discord!!! HAHAHA!!!"

Celestia suddenly blushed, wondering if her sister was doing what she thought she was doing.

"No! Once more!" Discord's voice came, high pitched with excitement.

Celestia opened the door slightly. The first thing she saw was that the bed sheets had been kicked off of the bed. She opened the door a bit more, and saw Discord and Luna sitting on the end of the bed, Luna wiping away the tears that her erratic laughter had created.

Discord suddenly turned his head around, slipping his face out of both Luna's and Celestia's view. He took both his front... um... paws... and started doing something with with face. When he turned around again to face Luna, he wasn't Discord anymore. He was Celestia. At least, his face was. His face had turned white, he had swapped his horn and his antler for a unicorn horn, and mulitcoloured hair was flowing from where his short, brush-like mane had once been.

"I am princess Celestia!" He said, his voice perfectly matching Celestia's. "I order you, princess Luna, to be tickled until you admit that you have a crush on the Doctor." With a flourish of his lion paw, he produced a feather out of midair.

"Not again!" Squeaked Luna. "You already made me admit that I ate all the ice-cream last summer as a dare!" She laughed, jumping off the edge of the bed and running around while Discord levitated the feather after her, tickling her behind the ears and occasionally on the nose if he could reach.

Luna suddenly tripped as her back hoof got caught in in the tangled mess of her bed sheets that were lying on the floor. Discord saw opportunity and sat on her back, taking her silver shoes off and tickling her back hooves.

"FINE, FINE!!!" Luna squealed. "I HAVE A CRUSH ON THE DOCTOR!!! HAPPY NOW?!? STOP TICKLING ME!!!"

Celestia chuckled at the two from her hiding place behind the door. She slowly closed it and walked towards the throne room.

"Just like fillies." She giggled. And they really were.

Discord and Chaos

Chapter 1

Why He Hates His Brother

Some time after Celestia had finished dusting the throne room, Discord and Luna came in, pushing and shoving each other playfully.

"Ah, there you are." Celestia said as soon as the duo came closer. "Have you finally stopped torturing my younger sister, Discord?"

Discord tried to look innocent, but his blush gave it away. "I don't know what you're talking about, Tia."

Celestia smiled, almost evilly. "I also heard that a certain somepony has a crush on a certain intergalactic time lord who came to visit recently."

Luna blushed. Discord, thinking quickly, saved her from too much embarrassment.

"Yes, OK, I do like the Doctor. But not that way!" Discord groaned, trying to look annoyed but failing terribly.

The two sisters laughed loudly as they watched the draconequus try in vain to look like he was embarrassed.

After the alicorns had stopped giggling, Discord teleported himself on top of Celestia's chair. "You know, girls," He said, "Hanging out with you reminds me of my family!"

"No way!" Celestia said sarcastically. "You had a family? Well, I would hate to be related to you. You're horrible!" Celestia hit Discord with one of the cushions from the throne, causing him to fall off.

Discord teleported himself next to Celestia, snuggling closely to the white alicorn's soft, smooth fur. "Actually," he said, "I have two sisters; Annalise and Brianna; and a brother; Dreyfus."

Celestia tried to stifle her laugh at that comment, making a pft sound. "How come they get the normal names and you get Discord?"

The draconequus blushed. "Well, actually, I do have a real name, but Discord is just my villain name. Annalise's is Mocking-Jay, Brianna's is Hatred and Dreyfus's is Chaos."

"What's your real name?" Luna asked from her spot on the floor in front of the thrones, where she was lying down. "I bet it's hilarious! Let me guess... is it... um... Artemis? That's a girl's name, you know."

"Actually," Discord answered, "My name is... ALICE!!!"

Luna laughed out loud. "Alice?!? That's even funnier than I expected!!!"

Discord wasn't smiling. Instead, he was staring at the front door. "Alice..." He said to himself, quietly. "I haven't heard that name since I last saw..."

Suddenly the front door burst open dramatically with smoke everywhere. Out of the gloom came another draconequus. It looked exactly the same as Discord, only taller, and the horns on his head had swapped position and colours.

"Well, now!' He said, walking up to the middle of the room. "If it isn't my little sister, Alice! Long time, no see!"

Discord teleported in front of the older draconequus. "Now, you listen here, Dreyfus!" He shouted, furious that his brother dare show his face at the castle. "My name is Alistair, not Alice! Now, you better have a good reason to be here or I will see to it personally that you are set in stone!!!"

"Oh," Dreyfus smiled, getting closer to princess Luna and pulling her closer to him. "I just wanted to get to know the princesses better!" He closed his eyes and leaned in closer to the younger princess, trying to give her a kiss. Discord stamped on his tail, though, causing him to release her for a second; just enough time for her to teleport to the safety of her sister.

"You know," The younger draconequus said through gritted teeth, "That's just one of the reasons I hate you!"

Dreyfus laughed. "Oh, come now, why don't you introduce me to your friends? I might be staying here for a long time!"