I'm Elijah Cooley. I have no pets, no children, and I'm single. It's lonely like this. At least I'm wealthy. Not rich, but wealthy. Then one day, my loneliness ends when I find a small, young, female pony in a dark alley. She TALKS!!!! COOL!!!!! Her name is Scootaloo. She says she has no where to go and she wants to live with me.

This is going to be one of the biggest responsibilities of my life. Will I be able to pull it off?