S'up... Want a Brohoof?

by Pewdiepony

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy
Length: 2041

Pewdie and Cry have been playing a pony-related game for two whole nights. When they both pass out from tiredness, they wake to find that they are ponies.

Pewdie and Cry play way too much pony-related games off camera. So… it's normal to wake up face first in someone else's face and be a pony… right?

(Major Pewdiecry love also some more "teen" things)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-18 19:02:40 UTC

Start with Hello

I felt warmth down my body. Warmth and... the taste of something warm and sweet? Oh God, did I get drunk again? No... my head isn't throbbing, I don't feel as if I just got out of the shower, and I could still breath, but there was a warm and sweet taste in my mouth.

"What is it?" I thought to myself,"I feel like I've tasted this before... Wait! Open your eyes, idiot!"

My eyelids shifted open to see a white mask with a poker face staring back at me. My cheeks must have burst into the darkest shade of red I could think of. Cry. I was kissing Cry.

"What the-" I yelled as I released my mouth from his. I fell to the ground with a thud! as a heard a little chuckle. I stood up to find that both Cry and I were... well, not humans.

"WOW! Did you see Pinkie Pi-" Cry's voice filled my ears. He turned his head to face me, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Um,er, ya see Ryan... we are,uh,er, we are..." I couldn't find the right words to explain that we were ponies and not on earth.

Cry laughed, making me look his direction, "Spit it out, Felix! Now, come on, where are we?"

"We are... in Equestria, Ryan... and we are ponies," I stated. Cry's mask was hiding his face, but I could tell he was lost in thought.

"How did we get here? Has anyone seen us?" Cry asked, still lost in thought.

"Um... no. No one has seen us. And I have no idea how we got here. I just woke up and felt warm and was on top of y-" I shut up. No one must know that. Yet, here I was about to tell it to him! Better keep that a secret... God knows what he'll do to me! He'll probably think I did it on purpose, and then he'll think that I love him and... STOP! Stop thinking the worst. Always aim for the best.

"On top of what?" His voice cut me back to reality.

"Er... nothing. Never mind..." I sighed.

Both of us stumbled trying to walk. Who knew walking on four hooves was so difficult. I hadn't seen before, but Cry had wings on his sides, and I think I had a horn on my head. I wasn't sure. While attempting to walk, both of us clashed into each other, making us tumble on each other.

"Oh... sorry! I'm just so clumsy on hooves... hehe..." I heard Cry say. I started to get up, but I slipped and fell face forward. I think I had yelled 'Watch out', but I really can't remember. What happened next made me forget everything. The whole world fell silent and I felt as if I was flying in the clear blue sky with no worries, stress, and most of all, fear. I stared into Cry's mask's little white eyes. Wind sent a little chill down my side. Cry's wings went up and down, in a perfect way. He held me as I was still shaking from the fear that had just went through me. I must have been breathing heavily because I couldn't breath. Something just took my breath away.

"Are you okay? Be more careful next time... okay?" Cry's voice was as soft as silk. I just nodded... I think.

Cry carefully set me down on the soft grass. He just flew. He flew to help me. I have to repay him somehow. But how? I got it! I can ask him, and whatever he wants, I'll do!

"Hey, Ryan?" I called.

"S'up?" He answered with his classic 'S'up'.

"I'm going to repay you for helping me back there. What would you like?" I smiled, making him smile back.

"Really? Thank's bro! Well, first, call me Cry and I'll call you Pewdiepie or Pewdie for short. Our names wouldn't make sense in this world, so we might as well use our YouTube names... kind uh fits in, don't ya think? Anyways, what do I want you to do for me?" Cry tapped his chin with his hoof (if feels weird saying that). Cry chuckled with a smirk on his face.

"You have to kiss me on the cheek!" Cry laughed, sliding his mask to the side a little bit so that his cheek was showing.

"W-What?! D-d-dude! NO WAY! I don't want to kiss you ag-" I shut up again. I need to watch what I say. The secret could come out on accident and I could be in big trouble.

"Sorry... you said what would you like, and I want this," Cry smiled. I could actually see his mouth this time.

"Ugh... fine," I gulp down panic. Cry extends his cheek to me as I get ready to peck it. Something was off, though. I think Cry was rethinking the offer. I shrugged it off and got ready to place my lips on his warm cheek.

"Felix, wa-" Cry started.

Then, it happened. My face went bright red as my whole body went numb. My eyes were shot open as the panic and shock hit me like a punch in the gut. Cry shared the same expression. His wings darted up (wingboner '3'), making me shiver. I was cold all over, I was scared, and I was just plain shocked. One thing was keeping me there, though. It was the reason way I didn't move (and he didn't ether... I think he was just way too shocked). I liked it. I have no idea why, but I just did. The first time was different... he wasn't awake. Now he is, and he isn't moving anything of his. I think... no. that's impossible...isn't it? I don't know... but I enjoyed it... a lot. I enjoyed kissing Cry.

Forget this Ever Happened

I felt his lips leave mine, "What-What do you t-t-thi-think you're d-d-d-d-doing?"

There was a little string of spit that hung between our mouths. I cared about Cry more than anyone else in the galaxy. I-I wanted more... NO! That is just wrong! I'm not gay! Is he? No! Don't think about it!

"I... Cry I think..." I couldn't speak. I couldn't find words to say to him. I just wanted to kiss him. I know it's wrong, and I know he's not gay( I'm not ether) but I wanted more of him.

"Cry... I wish I could find the right words to say, but I can't and I know you're not gay and I'm not gay, but... I...I... want- want..." I just couldn't say it.

"What? I'm NOT gay! Are you sure you're not?! What do you want?" Cry cried, as tears poured down his cheeks.

"Look, I can't talk... it's hard to say what I want," I think as a speak.

"Tell me!" Cry demanded.

"I can't!" I shouted.

"Tell me, right NOW!" Cry's voice sounds broken.

"I WANT MORE FROM YOU!" I cried, tears now filling my eyes.

Cry fell silent. I could tell he was sobbing. I cursed. I cursed like I never did before(even more than when I do playthroughs). Cry said something under his breath that made my heart stop. He couldn't have said that... it's impossible. It's only me. He hates me... or does he? Ugh! Why do you have to be so complicated, Cry?! I wipe tears from my eyes and stand up.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat what you just said?" I asked calmly.

Cry looked up at me, his mask almost falling off, "I said-"

Before he could finish what he was going to say, his mask fell to the ground. I watched it drift to the ground. I started to look up to see if Cry was okay, but before I could see what his face really looked like, he covered it up with his hooves.

"My MASK! Where is it? Felix? Do you have it?!" Cry screamed.

"It's okay, Cry. I have your mask... remove your hooves," I stated.

"No! I look horrible!" Cry hides his face more.

"No you don't... you have the most wonderful skin anyone could ask for, your laugh makes everyone happy, and you're a great friend... and I'm sure your eyes are the most beautiful things ever. Please, remove your hooves," I said, blushing like crazy.

Slowly, Cry removed his hooves. I swear, my nose bled. His eyes were ice-blue. They sparkled with the sunset light that was shining on him. He looked at the mask that was in my hoof. His hair (or, uh, mane) went almost to the tip of his eyelashes. I smiled at him, wanting him to smile back. His mouth twitched. Then, he smiled... Oh my GOD! He is so cute! I gingerly placed his mask on his face and tied the little strings behind his head. Cry thanked me and turned to face me.

"Uh, thanks again... " Cry said awkwardly.

"No problem," I smiled.

Just then, a small giggle came from behind a large tree, followed by the sound of a shush.

"Did you hear that?" I asked.

"Sure did... Who's there?!" Cry shouted.

I female voice giggled and then two other female voices laughed. I turned my head to see three little fillies. Oh. My. God. It's the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

"Uh... sorry misters. We didn't see anything! I swe-" Sweetie Belle started to say.

"Sweetie Belle! Uh sorry. We were just walkin' around and saw two stallions on the ground and uh wanted two make sure you weren't ya know... dead," Apple Bloom said, rubbing the back of her head with her hoof. Cry stared in pure shock, and I shared the same look.

"Uh... Yeah. We're not dead," I looked over at Cry as I turned to a whisper, "Are we?"

"What was that, um..." Sweetie Belle asked.

"Pewdiepie," I said quickly. Where did that come from? I have no idea why, but I just said it. I glanced over at Cry. His mask was hiding it, but I knew he was still in shock. Wait... how on earth did I tie his mask on?

"How did you guys get here, and why were you kissing? Aren't you both stallions?" Scootaloo asked totally out of the blue. Why? Just why did she ask that question?

"Oh... um... w-we weren't k-kis-kissing... we were um... ya see..." Cry's face was flushed pure red.

"Are you guys... together? Because I'm fine with that! It's not like I have anything against that or-" Sweetie Belle began to panic.

"N-NO! We aren't t-together!" I shouted. I thought I saw Cry flinch a little, but I shrugged it off, "Why are you in our business, anyway?"

Sweetie Belle hung her head, and Apple Bloom did the same. Scootaloo raised her eyebrow and smiled. She had the wrong idea. I slowly backed away to stand next to Cry.

"Um... Sweetie Belle? That is your name... correct?" I said, acting as if I had never heard her name before. The little unicorn filly raised her head.

"Yes, it is. What is it?" She asked, a smile spreading across her face.

"If you don't mind... um, where are we?" I asked nervously.

"Oh! We're in Ponyville. Well, we're close to Ponyville. Right now, we're on Meadow Hill. Ponyville is over there," She said as she pointed her hoof over the hill.

I walked over to where her hoof was pointed and stood in shock at what I saw. Right there, right in front of my face, was Ponyville. I turned around and pulled a fake smile.

"Um... if you don't mind, would you please take my friend, Cry, and I to Ponyville? There's someone I would like to talk to," I smiled weakly.

Sweetie Belle smiled widely, "Sure! Come on, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom. Oh yeah, by the way... this is Scootaloo and Apple Bloom."

I nodded and went back to Cry, "Look, I want to forget this ever happened. So, let's do that... okay?"

Cry nodded, "O-okay. Are we going to Ponyville?"

"Yep," I smiled awkwardly.

"I'm sorry...I'm sorry that I kis-" Cry started.

"Don't worry about it, Cry," I said softly as I started my way to Ponyville.