The Nutella Chronicles: Book One

by granitecrab

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Fluttershy, Sex, Random, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia
Length: 1017

story of an amazing nutella jar that descends into Equestria to cause some havoc.

A story of an amazing nutella jar that descends into Equestria to cause some havoc.

Written by granitecrab
Assisted and reviewed by Ponrayne
Cover image provided by PickyMcCritical

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Published 2013-12-21 22:50:04 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-21 22:50:04 UTC

Nutella

In the mythical land of equestria, where manticores live freely and ponies can talk, a most curious thing was happening. In the bright light of the day, high above the land, was a powerful six winged octopus angel. This angel was carrying a gift from Odin himself… a jar of the greatest thing in the universe… it was ... nutella.

But Loki had other plans. Loki then sprouted from the earth in a fiery explosion. Flying up to the octo angel, looking much like a flaming projectile dildo. But the angel was ready. It then prepared its hentai powers and started to confront the master of the pit with the soul determination to become the master of his pit.

After some time the “struggle” had ended and Loki had returned to his pit with his “pit” feeling rather sore… but Loki had not given in without a fight. The octo angel was worn, sore, and burned. Burned in areas that probably shouldn't be burned. The angel was barely hanging on to the jar. In a final attempt to return to Asgard the angel flew as high as it could and vanished in a flash of powerful light. Unfortunately the angel was not powerful enough to bring the jar with it and it fell to the earth below.

Meanwhile in Canterlot, Celestia and Luna were in their garden. Celestia tending her garden while thinking dirty thoughts about Twilight and Luna watching porn on her laptop. As the jar of nutella came crashing down to earth, Celestia looked up just in time for it to hit her horn with enough force to knock her out. During this, Luna was halfway through her “pleasure session” but she was so focused on her own pleasings that she didn’t notice that a jar of nutella had just hit her sister and ricocheted off of her with enough force to bury itself in her crevice. Just then the most stunning, and passionate scream was heard all over Canterlot.

Now Luna had been in rather awkward situations before…but nothing like this. The jar of nutella was lodged deep inside her womb and she now had a rather noticeable baby bump. But, in this case, it was no baby. Now in extreme pain and, at the same time, unbelievable pleasure. She then proceeded to do what any other mare can do in a situation of utter bliss like this. She proceeded to cum. But the force was so great that it rocketed out of her vagina and flew with extreme speed to Ponyville where it was to find its next victim, as if being covered in Luna’s funk had given it its own mind (what the fuck am I writing).

The funk covered jar was streaking towards Ponyville in all of its funk covered glory. It had already spotted its new target and began streaking towards its victim with extreme speed. Its target just so happened to be the town’s local mail mare, Ditzy Doo. Just as she was about to land and deliver her next letter, she was hit hard with a unknown object and was covered head to toe with a white, sticky fluid. The jar, surprisingly, still had enough momentum and determination to ricochet off of her side and fly high into the air, far above the clouds. In slight pain from the impact, the mail mare took a lick of the white ooze on her hoof. “mmmm, sweet.”

In the way of its lovely flight path, still streaking funk, was Rainbow Dashie’s cloud home. Dashie was busy playing her favorite online games, Dota 2, League of Legends, and Runescape all at the same time. The jar flew through the underside of her cloud home and exploded through her floor. The jar then connected with rainbows jaw, knocking her head around. The jar then landed neatly on the desk where she examined it intensively while rubbing her jaw. and cleaning her self of the still present “juice” She proceeded to find out what the jar was. She saw a neat little label on the side of the jar that read simply, nutella. It took some time to find out how to open it but she found out it opened up like a jar of pickles. To her surprise, the insides looked like peanut butter but smelled unlike it. Tentatively she took a spoon and dipped it in then removed the spoon from the jar and opened her mouth and gave the spoon a light lick…Rainbow Dash was now sitting still…unmoving…unblinking… and cumming uncontrollably.

She then took a huge sharp intake of breath, came more, and proceeded to ravage the spoon of its light brown goodness…and she began screaming, “I BUCKING LOVE NUTELLA!”. The horrifyingly savage display of feeding and cumming went on for many minutes. Soon enough the jar was empty and the floor was flooded with cum, dripping down to the unsuspecting ponies below. Rainbow Dash dropped the jar and fell from her chair into the pool of fluids and began crying and cursing the gods.

Back on the ground Fluttershy was in her cottage watching RD through her secret camera she planted on RD’s laptop and began pleasuring herself in ways unimaginable with knives, jar’s, footballs, two foot long dildos, and a life size rainbow dash plushie what so happened to be custom made as a futa.

One week later RD’s body was found surrounded by needles full of nutella. It was later discovered that she became extremely addicted and began injecting nutella into her bloodstream and developed diabeetus.

Fluttershy became a hardcore necrophiliac and was arrested for stealing RD’s body from Ponyville cemetery.

Luna was never the same again, and Celestia became even more attached to Twilight and was in a coma for two days.

Ditzy Doo became addicted to the sweet, sticky fluids and made it her lifelong mission to find its origins.

Loki no longer made noises when he farted and the octoangel made more nutella in Asguard and became CEO of nutella inc.

The End.

Story done by granitecrab
Assisted and reviewed by Ponrayne