Can you smell the heated air?

by TheKon2000

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Sex, Big Macintosh, Random, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 5120

Can this human male survive estrus unmolested? Probably not since the other stallions are in hiding far away until it blows over. Haven't they?

John Konner Doughe, or Konner, is your average male. Except for his odd eye color, which is black. However one day as he was coming home from school, a bright light flashed. When he awoke he found himself in Equestria. However, he unfortunately was here during one of the worst heat seasons yet, and it doesn't show any signs of relenting. Will he get out unmolested by the hordes of horny mares? Probably not since every stallion has gone into hiding far away. Or have they?

Thanks for the support I've gotten so far. I never really expected anyone to even look at this. Anyway, here's my first ever attempt to create a story for something other than school. Enjoy or not, leave your opinions in the comments. Thank you for all the favorites, over 13 now. It really means a lot to me. Also for the next chapters to come I'm going to need some OC. Any volunteers? Got all I need, now I just need an editor.

Published 2014-01-06 02:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-04 19:21:40 UTC

Now entering the shitfest.

I can feel my headache throb in my skull, a result of the light that I just saw. I wonder if a car had just hit me and I was in the hospital. But as my mind slowly returns to my body I can feel grass underneath me. Grass? Was I in a nature preserve. There wasn't any grass left in nature on Malidous. Was I dreaming? I slowly opened my eyes, greeted by the harsh sun overhead, but something was wrong. It was yellow. It was supposed to be blue.
I wondered what happened, what had happened to the sun? It then struck me, I could see color. I didn't dream in color. The only explanation, was that I was on a different planet, or maybe even plane of existence. With that realization, i bolted up and checked my surroundings. There were trees and grass as far as I could see. A small town was a little more than a kilometer away. To my right was a large swath of trees. What was that called again? A foreet, no, torest, no.
"A Forest!" I shouted in glee at the remembrance of the proper word. and with that also came the realization that there was probably something there that wanted to eat me. With that in mind, I promptly made way to the town. Maybe I could phone for help, at the very least get some supplies, maybe... what is that. A small quadruped stared at me. It had pastel colors. This one was colored white with a red and pink mane and tail. It's eyes a deep maroon, and a sultry smile on it's blushed cheeks.
"Um, hello?" I said.
"Hello there." It said.
I realized then it was female. It appeared to be a type of equine, pony maybe. I then saw it's flank, a mark of a rose on it. Then the smell. It hit me like a ton of bricks.
"What are you?" she asked, circling me.
"Uh," I said still in shock she could speak "a human, is something wrong?"
"Well aside from estrus, no, not now that you're here." she said somewhat seductively. "Whats your name?"
"Konner." I said, noticing a large group of around 100 mares stared at me, now 3 more mares circling. "Y-you?"
"Roseluck" she said stopping in front of me.
"Well I'm sorry to have to leave so early but I have to go!" I said as I turned tail and fled. I really didn't want to be raped.
"Oh no you don't!" she screamed, chasing after me with the rest of what appeared to be around 200 mares.
After about an hour of running later I finally lost them in a building in the town. I settled down and, after about an hour, went to sleep.

0--0--0--0--0--0

Well it's been two days now. The town has had an influx in mares, mostly looking for me. It's around 50,000 now and growing. I haven't been found yet, and am currently hiding in the sewers. They're apparently looking for me, cause every other male sentient creature has fled. I think I need to as well.
It also appears as though I'm immune to magic. That means they can't scan for me or use telekinesis on me or anything I'm touching directly. This will also aid in my escape. But to be honest, even I think I'm boned, it's just a matter of time.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

There have been a few times in my life were I regret my decision, but this. It was skipping past 'tempting fate' and straight to 'bitch slapping it with a semi-truck'. There were at least 5 mares up here for every one down there. Worst yet, now the pegasi can fly freely.

-0--0--0--0-

Mind overload
Status: Now you have fucked up.
Rebooting....
Starting up program: RUN FUCKER RUN!

-0--0--0--0-

Alrighty then brain running program. Commencing....
I have never run so fast in my life. I could lap speed racer while taking a detour to the fucking concessions. But those damned ponies were fast. If The Flash looked like a slug compared to me, he would look like tectonic plates to them. Needless to say that was only the ground ponies. Most of the airborn bogies would make the rotation of the earth around the sun look like tectonic plates on pause. I had to find cover, and before they got much closer.

-0--0--0--0-

Processing
Status: Scanning
Results: You're fucked

-0--0--0--0-

Scan again

-0--0--0--0-

Status: Scanning
Results: Alleyway left, to narrow for ponies

-0--0--0--0-

Roger that, reorienting. Entering alleyway in 3, 2, 1. We're through. I look back and see... are, their mouths foaming? I chuckle, they're so mad their mouths are foaming! That's hilarious.

[2 hours later]

They finally gave up, me insulting them probably wasn't the best way to speed that up. It just seemed to make'm want at me more. I slip into some type of catacomb in the alley way. The moldy smell of rotting wood and wet stone are a breath of fresh of air from the constant smell of estrus. Not sure what this is or why it's here, but it's close to the sewers. How do I know? Aside from the sounds of lesbian action going on to the side of me, I got a pretty good look from the crack in the wall I was looking through not 5 minutes ago. The smell of estrus is again taking over as I progress further.
I had reached some kind of doorway, one almost triple my size. It had the symbol of a skull with two daggers stuck near the sides of the temple, giving the illusion that the grips were horns. As I opened the door, I was greeted with the sight of a male looking, alicorn was it. He looked startled, but then relaxed as he saw who had entered his chambers. "Sup. I'm Caliga Mortem, you can call me Caliga." Caliga stated.
"Cool, I'm Konner." I replied. "So what are you doing here and what exactly is here?"
"This is my chamber, and I'm here because this is where I live." he answers
"Oh, is that guest rooms?" I asked noticing all of the doors.
"Aye, this used to be a place were males would gather for protection or to go and try to help other males get to here," he sighed "but now it is only I and the occasional wanderer like yourself. They have no need of this anymore, and the door is sealed off. They have other places, while less secure, to hide."
"If I brought them here do you think we could create refuge here for those who can't hide somewhere?" I asked.
"Aye"
"Then that's what I'll do, I'll go and rescue males around the city from the oppressive fo-,er hoof, of the mares.!"

Switch To Narrator

"And so our brave hero sets out on his quest. Who will he find along the way, and what support will he gather? Find out next time on.."
"BANG BANG BANG"
"Open up, we know your in there."
"Oh buck, run!"

Author's Note

Thank you so much for supporting this so far. This is my first attempt at writing a story ever. I hope what little that is here is entertaining.

Mysterious discovery

Enigma was hiding in the an alleyway. The mares couldn't get to him because of his smaller than average adult size, despite him being an alicorn. They had only noticed him 5 or so hours ago, which led him to this alleyway. And now they were yelling profanities and taunts at him, trying to lure him out. He had heard when they had taken a break, that some narrator was captured by them. From what he had gathered, some strange male showed up, stirred the shit pot, and got that ass Time Turner captured before disapearing into an alleyway. Turner was usually a good stallion to be around, however estrus changed him, and he did anything he could, lie, cheat, sabotage, to keep himself safe.
He backed away as he felt a hoof smack his backside. He heard the cheers of many mares, others yelling "smack that ass" towards the smallest mare in the crowd who was just small enough to get that far. And then they were gone just like that. Something had distracted them. And when he turned around he saw something both terrifying and reliving.
"Sup"

-0--0--0--0-

"Sup" I greeted the small alicorn in-front of me.
"H-hello" greeted the small green alicorn stallion. He had reddish brown eyes and a black and white mane and tail. His cutie mark was of a record.
"Listen, we don't have much time, we have to get back to my hideout, unless of course you'd prefer getting raped." I said.
"Any other time, I'd do them, but not during heat. I know many a stallion who have lost all feeling below the waist from getting bucked by the entire town, let's go.

30 minutes later

"Oh honey, we're back" I said as we entered the door.
"Cut the crap Konner." Caliga said "Hello, I see Konner has already found one of you. I am Caliga Mortem, but you may call me Caliga."
"Uh, yeah" the stallion said. "I'm Enigma. Konner, was it?" I nodded "How did you get them off of my back?"
"Well...

1 hour 45 minutes prior

I wandered through the sewers, I had entered here through a secret passage way from the catacombs. I thought this would be a good a place as any to start. All of the mares had cleared out, but the passages still smelled heavily of estrus. As I progressed through to areas they hadn't gone, the natural musk again overtook the air. I continued onward.

30 minutes later

I had almost finished in the sewers. I didn't expect to find anyone down here after all the attention it got. To my horror I heard hoofsteps behind me. I turned around and what I saw shocked me. There stood a blue pegasi stallion, with orange and purple mane and tail. His hooves weren't covered in fur, and they were orange. His cutie mark was of a light blue spartan helmet. "What are you doing here?" he asked in a hushed whisper.
"I-I'm looking for stallions to help back to a safe place to hide." I said "I'm Konner, you?"
"Glorious Spark," he replied "can you take me there?"
"Yeah, follow me." I replied.

present time

"When we got back, we got him checked in and then we went to find more. He should be arriving any moment now."
"I see our friend made it here safe and sound." Spark said as he entered the room.
"Yep, you get out untouched?" I asked.
"One of the unicorn tried to grab me, but was to excited to keep their grip. Nothing besides." he reported.
"Good, then lets call it a day." Caliga said locking the door "There are still at least 3 more stallions in ponyville to save. I can sense their presence. Their may be others, but I don't know. We know of Turner, and Narrator, but we don't know the other. He should be our first priority"

Narrator perspective

"Oh god I can feel my pelvis being pulverized!" Narrator said "Please stop, oh god the pain!"
The mare riding him shouted "Sorry, honey, but there aren't any breaks on the rape train!" she said as she rode the long since broken and tied up stallion.

Konner's perspective

I raised my head from the momentary silence for our fallen brethren. "Good night guys"
"Night" they replied in unison.

Author's Note

little bit less comedy, little bit more story, it'll be back to normal soon (I hope). Premise for chapter five done, should be out soon. If any of you have OC's you would like in the story, I may be able to take some submissions. Enigma is property of Secrets101. Spark and Caliga are owned by me. Narrator is owned by me.

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Secrets101 secrets blog.

I am the break you ordered Mac.

Big Mac had been tied down in the barn. It hadn't been long after the heat started that he was captured. To his surprise, it had been Rainbow Dash, Applejack (to his disgust), and Fluttershy who had caught him. Luckily, out of all of the stallions in Ponyville, he was the most likely to survive a head-on assault. He was still alive after around a week, but his resolve, and bones, were deteriorating under the constant strain. The mares, however, were still ready to go. In their heated state, they were going to keep going even if it meant they would kill him. They thought of him as little more then an object of pleasure.
Lucky for him, they were asleep. He paused and pondered for a moment. He did this often, his mind the only sanctuary from his beaten and battered fleshy prison. He wondered that if he had been born an omnivore or a carnivore, his teeth might be able to bite through the rope. He remembered jokes and experiences, things that kept him sane. And most of all, he wondered how hilarious his situation was. A bigger than average stallion being tied up and bucked until his pelvis was made into bone-meal. How could these mares, who swore that they weren't strong enough to pull the plows, overpower him with such ease. He chuckled to himself as he imagined them having to pull the plows while he leaned back and enjoyed the sunshine. Oh that would be a sweet, sweet payback after this. But as he continued to think, it eventually led him to the subconscious realms. And he dreamed of himself, going around burning everything while "Do you Believe in Magic" played in the background.

The following day

BANG BANG BANG "WE KNOW YOU'VE GOT A STALLION IN THERE OPEN UP!" BANG BANG BANG. After trying to brainstorm a way to keep him for themselves, they eventually decided it was hopeless. The three mares untied Big Mac from his post, and rather sad looking, carried him to the door. They opened it and handed him over, all of the mares cheered and carried him back. They kept shouting 3 for some reason. His last thoughts before being retied in the center of town was "I could really use some breaks for this rape train."

Konner's perspective

It had been 3 days since the 4 of us had joined together. We had scouted around for safe routes, looked for patterns in the mare's patrols, and located the princesses and mane 6. It appeared that the mares were gathered around the center, in a great big orgy. They sent out patrols of 1 unicorn, 2 pegasi, and 2 earth ponies. Generally there are 10-11 of these out patrolling during the day. They only check the streets and major alleyways. This meant if you stayed in the lesser ones you'd generally be safe. We located the 3 stallions, they're tied up in the center of the massive orgy. We'd have to distract them to get'm out. The stallions were Big Mac, Time Turner, and Narrator. Narrator was a dark blue coat, an ice colored mane, goatee, and tail, cyan eyes, and a quill and paper for a cutie mark. All of the stallions looked dehydrated and bruised from the many mares who had 'got at 'em'. At the current moment, they were all asleep. I scooted back in my prone position on the roof of a nearby building.
After getting about 3 yards away from the edge I looked to my side at spark and gave him a nod. He got up and flew off to base. Tonight was the night we put the plan into action.

1 day prior

"So this is the plan." I started "Me and Spark will wait till they all go asleep, then, I'll send him back here to tell you guys. Then you guys go out there and cause a ruckus, get'm to follow you away from their camp. If you can, try to break up the elements so they can't use them on you. If you can't, run like you've never run before. Then I'll sneak in and grab the guys. Buy me 5 minutes at least. And remember, the only 3 ways to get away from the rape train are..."
"TO GO FASTER, GET ON-BOARD, OR STEAL IT'S FUEL!" we all yell in unison.
"Best of luck to you all." you said

present time

Noise roared all around me. Mares rushing to one of the males who were currently fleeing. After a small time and the dust settled, I went to work. I leaped off the front of the building, landing in a barrel roll, and sprinted over to the 3 of the posts they were tied to. Their eyes wide in shock I went to work. I took out my knife and started cutting away at the ropes on Big Mac. Next was Narrator, and finally the bindings on Turner fell off. I caught their attention "WE HAVE TO GO NOW!" I ordered in a hushed shout, they nodded. I whispered directions to them as we started to take off. Unfortunately, the mane 6 decided to show up right then and there. "Disperse, get to where I told you." they did what you said, to scared to fight you.
"Well lookie what we got here gals, a new bull for bucking" Applejack said.
"I bet he'll feel really good!" commented Pinkie.
"First let's focus on subduing him, charge up the elements ladies" said Twilight, doing just that. As the rainbow beam arced towards me, I said the only thing that felt appropriate.
"COME AT ME BRO!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, ripping my shirt off, moments before Impact.

Author's Note

It's meh.

Diplomatic Immunity

The explosion could be heard as the 6 stallions enter the base. Caliga knew his brethren had fallen, and he felt sorry, but it was for the greater good.

Konner's perspective

The light dissipated from around him. Steam emanated from the void around his body. The elements of harmony were just strong enough to effect him, but not much. He had been slid back 2-3 yards. "Diplomatic immunity bitches!" I yelled at them as I made my escape, straight into the night guard. There's that feeling again. There were at least 100 bat pony females here in-front and many more in the air. Semi truck evolved into yacht. Elements behind me or bat mares in-front of me, hmm. Neither, I choose you mediocre parcore skills! With a hop and a skip and jump up a wall, I was once again running for my life.

1/2 hour later

"OH GOD MY SPLINE!"

4 hours later

I walk into the hideout, bruised and burned. The guys whip around ready to fight only for their jaws to make a clink sound as they leveled with the floor. "Hey guys, how's it going." I say before the beating I endured finally got the better of me.

The next day (yes, fuck you, we're rolling with it.)

"So, the night guards here as well, eh?" Spark asked.
"Yeah," I answered "why?"
"Why? WHY, they're the most adept mares at finding stallions, there's no way we will get out of this now!" Enigma shouted, his pupils mere pinpricks, as he started to tremble with fear.
"Well, shit." I say.
"Looks like we aren't going to be able to do this peacefully, huh?" Caliga said, knowing the answer. He had lived it himself. That was the year that the stallions stopped coming here. The more guys there were in the same place, the better they could find him. They had found and busted in around 200 years ago, right after the bat ponies were accepted into society. They served for night guard for Celestia and as locators for themselves and mares in heat. And he kept track of how many there were, knowing that if the need arose, this place would have to be battle ready. There were around 10,000 of them altogether, 5% of the pony population. There were turrets around loaded with tranques. "It's alright, this place has got some defenses I'll show you around."

Defenses

20 turrets loaded with 2000 darts each. 120 darts a minute. A large prison for keeping the mares locked up. Locking doors, hallways loaded with sleeping gas. And if need be, an EMP (estrused mare protection) bunker.

Author's Note

Yes, I'm a lazy bastard who can't write chase scenes, deal with it. Also, can I get a fuck yeah for the EMP bunker? Sorry it's short, but a lot's been going on lately and I wanted to do something. Also, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY, re-read the first chapter if you missed that humans were immune to magic.

The Leroy J. strat.

3 days later

"Adam, grab Comet and book it, I'll hold them off!" I yell, firing dart after dart into the alleyway entrance opposite to me.

"Bu-"

"JUST GO!"

"...Give'em hell, Konner"

"Don't worry, I will" I could hear 2 sets of fo-ofsteps slowly grow quieter, until I can no longer hear them. 'Click' "Fuck." I muttered as a loaded my last mag into the IMP, drawing back the charging handle. 55, 50, 45, 35, 20, 10, 5, 3, 2, 1,

Brain Function

Loading...

Please hold

[Elevator Music plays]

Loading program: Run like a mother fucker!

2 seconds later

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH RUN FROM THE DEMONS" [there's a reference there somewhere] I yell, running away, waving my arms back and forth in the air. A pair of bat mares swooped down, attempting a capture. I say attempt, because I'm just so awesome that it repelled them. That, or the male pheromone they use to track us also gives them wing boners. Either way I'm still awesome. I ducked left, I ducked right, I bobbed and weaved, I used some cheatsie-doodles, and even a hook-shot somewhere in there as the mares pursued. That is, until the last left where there were some 20,000 drooling mares. Right, princesses. Forward, mares. Left, royal guard. Behind, nightguard. Hmm, what form of rape do I want first, hmm? Wait, alleyway! Duck in here, hear frustrated groans from mares, continue running.

Next day

"When are you gonna tell me how you made it out'a there alive?"

"Classified"

"Classified my ass. Well you can forget about that upgrade to your sniper!"

1 week later

"They're coming, we're being over-run!" Atom Splice said. Atom, or Adam as Konner calls him, is a orange unicorn with white hair and pure blue eyes, even the pupils. He has a cutie mark of an atom and is slightly taller than big mac, though not as buff.

"THEY JUST KEEP COMING!" yelled Toxic Comet, another recent addition, as he fired from the turret he was manning. True to Caliga's prediction, the bat mares had found the entrance. Comet was an average sized earth pony, he had odd grey-green stripes along his black fur, dark red and green mane and tail, and a cutie mark of a green comet. 'click, click, click' "FUCKING HELL, OUT. I'M BOOKING IT ATOM, LET'S GO!" he yelled as he ran from his post, mares and Atom in quick pursuit. They raced through the hallways, with atom occasionally firing bolts of magic behind him. They ducked through corridors, under pipes, past doorways, and over benches as they raced away from the swelling horde. Suddenly distant hoofsteps could be heard in the distance. Soon they were thunderous, and as they round the last corner the weird creature around it yelled...

-

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEENNNNNNKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSS!" I yelled as they rounded the corner. I fired my IMP at the offending mares, dropping them like flies to the heavy anesthetic. As the two males ran past me, I slammed my fist into the switch, closing the door in-front of us, and deploying the gas. Large dents appeared in the metal before, after 5 minutes, it stopped. "You to should probably head to the EMP bunker." I received nods from both of them.

"It's getting harder to keep them out, we barely survived this one." I thought aloud, stowing my IMP on my back and checking my MAG-LOCK. "What happens if they get through, I wonder." 'BANG'... "oh shit" 'BANG' 'CREEAK' 'SNAP'... I turn around 'BANG' 'BOOM' the door explodes. And in walks Mother Fucking Celestia, her royal horniness, along with her royal lackeys, all looking at, me. "Oh fuck me."

"Gladly" she says lunging.

Author's Note

Assault rifle-
-60 in a mag
150 a minute
-red dot sight
-1MP-PD or IMP
Turret
-2000 in a mag
-120 a minute
-LLD-M3 or LEAD
Handheld Turret-
-1500x4 in a mag
-150x4 a minute
-4 IMP's attached to a base, with an under-slung grenade launcher (sleeping gas).
-B01D-HT or BOLD
do the math, that's 10 minutes of continuous fire.
Pistol-
-25 mag
Semi/60 per minute
-Completely silent
-M46 or MAG
Pistol Carbine-
-40(extended clip)-25 mag
-Same as pistol but more stable.
-M46-LOCK or MAG-LOCK

1MP-PD
1 Military Police Personal Defense
LLD-M3
Land Locked Defense Mark 3
B01D-HT
Base Directed Heat 01
M46
-Magnum 46
M46-LOCK
Magnum 46 Lock On Carbine Kit

Out of sight, not so out of mind

Time Turner had just slipped into the sewers to hide. His hopes of getting out unmolested now thoroughly ringed through the shiter. The massive growth of mare population in Ponyville had dashed his hopes of getting out. From what he heard, some type of male had been found and they were looking for him.
"Poor chap" he said sadly.
He continued through the sewer, hoping it lead somewhere outside of the town. But, to his sorrow, he heard hoofsteps approaching him. Before he had time to hide, a human rounded the corner. "So your what they found." he said, happy to find him before he got raped.

0-0-0-0-0-0

"Uh, yeah, your not going to rape me are you?" I asked.
"No, no, I am a stallion you see," what was apparently a he said "we're in this boat together. And the boat is sinking quick."
"Well standing around isn't helping lets try to," I started but was abruptly cut off by the tunnel being cave in. "It appears as if they found us, what should we do." the mares now pouring into the sewers.
"Well, 2+3=5*5=25/by we should bucking run!" he exclaimed bolting in the opposite direction, to which I soon followed suit. He frantically ducked into sewage off pipes, with me falling behind. "Dude wait up I can't go that fast!" I shouted.
"I don't have to outrun them, just you." he said, losing all compassion in the stressful situation. I knew I couldn't keep this up for much longer. Up ahead, unicorns were streaming in holding him down. So I did the logical thing to do and bolted to a thin crack in the wall, and I kicked it.
Mission results:
Stubbed toe
20% increase in profanity
Well now I'm really up shit creak without a paddle. I turn around and find myself surrounded by mares, all with lust clouding their eyes. The shit creak intensifies. I see Turner being carried away by 6 Pegasi, 6 Earth ponies, and 12 Unicorns. "I don't suppose your gonna let me pass through huh?" I question, knowing the answer already.
"Nope" a few reply in unison. I notice a manhole cover above us, maybe 4 feet above my head. The wall behind me is strong enough to handle a kick, and I reckon I could make that jump if I jumped off the wall. So I take a tense stance and push off the ground, only to do so 2 seconds later against the wall. And then I was out.

Final Countdown

I sat there, blood streaming down my leg, mares around me, some injured others not. Big Mac was being taken down by a pile of mares, Adam and Turner were caught near the beginning of the battle, Comet was being held down by magic as they fired his own weapon at him, Caliga and Eclipse, a night guard bat pony with sky blue eyes, a scar over his left eye, an eclipse cutie mark, and a dark blue creeper texture mane, were still fighting a losing battle with the princesses, Enigma and Spark were losing to the royal guards and night guards, and Narrator was getting tossed around like a rag-doll by the elements. My last thoughts were, how did it come to this final confrontation. I contemplated as I stood as best I could and fired my BOLD for what was surely the last time. Well it all started the day they broke through.

3 days prior

"Gladly"

I rolled to the right, narrowly avoiding her feral pounce. I ran down the hallway, the alarm long since ringing. A searing pain griped my leg. I looked down, seeing that a none fatal, but crippling blow, dealt by Celestia. "AH FUCK!" I scream as my leg sears in agony. I fall over do to my injuries.

3 days later

A mare fell at my feet, the horde getting progressively closer. Comet was down, and now the mares had redoubled their efforts on the rest of us. Big Mac was hanging on by a thread as well as Narrator. Caliga and Eclipse were not fairing much better, but Enigma and Spark were gaining small amounts of ground.

2 days prior

We were stuck in cages. Eclipse was the first to be taken out for a test drive. He came back rambling about it being heaven and hell in a combo slider and something about Lulu. Big Mac was next, though he fared a little better. We had devised an escape plan, when they took us all out for the grand unveiling, we'd give'em a face full'a hurt.

2 days later

I lay on the ground, mares on-top of me. Almost all the others shared a similar fate, save Caliga who was vainly trying to defeat both the princesses and the elements. Yeah some face full'a hurt this was. "no" what did I just say? Everyone stopped what they were doing as the looked at the human rising from the writhing mass of mares. "No" there it is again. The mares got angry.

"You dare defy us"

"Shut it welp"

"Ungratefu-"

"NO" the building shook. And then I blacked out.

1 1/2 years later

"And that's how I became 2nd in command of the anti heat force, and met your mother."