Ever lived in a monarchy? And had enough power to:
-Overthrow that monarchy,
-3 others,
-Bring a Pony back form the Dead,
-Make a chair explode,
-Give your date a really angry raccoon,
and have enough Magic afterwards to give someone a cutie mark that lasts for 5 minutes?

Well I do, and I'm not even an Alicorn, I'm just a Unicorn with a weird disease who works in a bakery.





Or am I?!