Gentlecolts… BEHOLD!by NecromancerX69ChaptersDr. Weird in Equestria! Ponificator3000!Apples!PingasEnlarger69!Dr. Weird in Equestria! Dr. Weird in Equestria! Mlp crossover with>>> Doctor Weird This first chapter is not supposed to be funny, if you laugh I have fail... Thanks to Zephyr 4 pre-reading my fic. Hope you ppl like it. Chapter 1 Dr. Weird in Equestria! [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Jersey Shore] Weather as always… On top of a mountain where always rains, there lies what looks like a Castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier. “Gentlemen…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab. “BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations. “You can call me Steve, I mean there is no one else here, except me and Javier who is cleaning the bathroom at the moment.” Said Steve to Dr. Weird, for the Dr. always says gentlemen for no reason at all. “Shut up Steve!” Said Dr. Weird. “Now as I say. BEHOLD!” The garage looking door starts to open. “My ultimate portal machine gun!” Behind said door there is something what looks like a portal gun only bigger and with the form of a Gatling gun. “A portal what?” Said Steve. “A portal machine gun, because a golden potato told me to build it in my dream HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!” Dr. Weird answers Steve. “Wow… How is it work?” Asked Steve again, as the Dr. grabs it making him look like a very old Rambo. “I just need to pull the trigger, and it will allow me to teleport wherever I want to any part of the world! That Includes the Lab! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!” Said Dr. Weird pulling the trigger, making the portal machine gun start to spin. “The lab? To where?” Asked Steve. “Well! I always wanted to send the lab to Washington DC. and kill the president! Now with this! I kill two birds with one stone! HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!” The portal machine gun starts to glow. “Let me get this straight. You plan to drop the lab on top of the withe house?” Said Steve. “YES!” Said the Dr. releasing the trigger. Now the glowing portal gun shots a light laser that starts to cover the lab in blue and orange colored lights. The place starts to shake like an earthquake. “What is going on?!” Says Steve losing balance. “I think it’s working!” Says the Dr. on the floor, with the portal machine gun still in his hands. Now the lab is starting to disintegrate, same could be said of Dr. Weird and Steve. Making them disappear with the lab. In the bathroom of the lab there was Javier cleaning, until he sees the room start to disintegrate along with him. “Pero que carajo!” Says Javier, before disappearing with the room. Now the Belle Isle Asylum no longer exists. Tt disappeared… forever! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! [Location… Equestria/ Abandoned Castle in the Everfree forest south Ponyville] Dawn... Inside the Abandoned Castle there was the mane 6 also known as the Elements of Harmony. They are facing the evil Nightmare Moon who just returned to bring eternal night-time to all Equestria. “You see Nightmare Moon when those elements are ignited by the spark that reside in the hear-” Twilight was giving a small speech to Nightmare Moon before activating the Elements of Harmony on her, only to be interrupted by Pinkie Pie. “WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!” Screamed Pinkie Pie. Her tail was twitching furiously. “Wait? What!” Said Twilight. “No time to explain this place will blow up with us if we don’t get out!” Said Pinkie Pie, then she grabbed a portal gun out of nowhere, making blue holes appear under her friends making them disappear. She also place one blue hole for Nightmare Moon and herself. The mane 6 along with Nightmare Moon get out through an orange circle making them fall on the floor almost like ragdolls. They were all outside the Castle. “What is the meaning of this you fool!” Said Nightmare Moon getting up and cleaning the dust from her body. “You will see in 3… 2… 1…” Said Pinkie Pie. Only to see on top of the old abandoned castle a building magically appear and land on top of the castle, destroying it. “Pinkie Pie… You… You saved us.” Said Rarity not believing her eyes. “Just what the hay just happened?!” Asked Applejack watching the strange building with a gate that says Belle Isle Asylum. “Oh, it’s just Dr. Weird who failed to teleport his laboratory to Washington.” Said Pinkie Pie in her typical cheerful manner. “A what? Of what?!” Asked Rainbow Dash “Nothing to be afraid of, now I must make a welcome party for the Dr. See you girls later!” Said Pinkie Pie trotting back to Ponyville. “Wait we haven’t beat Nightmare Moon yet!” Tried to say Twilight only realize Pinkie Pie was too far away from them to hear them. “HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Victory is mine!” Said Nightmare Moon making some of the girls get scared beyond believe, except. “Fine you win… Now let’s see what is inside the Asylum.” Said Fluttershy. “Whatever you mean darling? Aren’t you scared of Nightmare Moon?” Said Rarity to her friend. “Somepony could be hurt and we must help. You are also coming with us Nightmare we need all the help we can get.” Said Fluttershy to both Rarity and Nightmare Moon. “HA! What makes you think I will hel-” Nightmare Moon was interrupted by Fluttershy’s legendary stare. “You used to be a Princess! Now behave like one and help us help somepony in need!” Said a very angry Fluttershy to Nightmare Moon. Hell if Nightmare Moon needed to go to the bathroom she would have pee out of fear. “Ok I will help you...” Said a very docile Nightmare Moon. “Good. Now let’s go girls.” Said Fluttershy entering the Asylum with her friends and Nightmare Moon. Inside the Lab… “HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA! It worked! I have landed my lab on top of the president! Now let’s take over the planet!” Said Dr. Weird. “I think it didn’t work.” Said Steve looking through one of the windows. “What makes you say that? Steveee.” Asked Dr. Weird. “There is a forest outside the window.” Said Steve. “WHAT!” The Dr. pushed Steve aside to his left making him fall on the floor. The Dr. looked outside to also find the forest. “What is the meaning of this?! It should have worked!” Said the Dr. “Mmm. Excuse me.” Said a sweet voice, sound feminine from his right. “What is it now Steve? Already getting out of the closet!” Asked the Dr. still looking outside. “I am right here.” Said Steve still on the floor on his left side. The Dr. looked at him, then he looked to the source of the feminine voice to find a cute yellow pegasus. “Well aren’t you the most adorable thing!” Said the Dr. to Fluttershy. It makes her blush. “Thanks for the compliment…” Said Fluttershy as shy as always. “You can talk!” Said The Dr. “Yes… Yes we can…” She said. Only then the Dr. watches the rest of the girls, including Nightmare Moon. “Steve since when did we experiment with horses?” Asked Dr. Weird to Steve. “We never experimented on a horse, sir.” Said Steve, back on his feet and also watching the colorful horses. “We are not horses, we are ponies and just what are you?” Asked Twilight. “We are the top of the food chain! That’s what we are! HAHAHAHHAAHAHA!” Said the Dr. to Twilight. “The what???” Now Twilight was confused. “I am Back!!!” Said a Cheerful Pinkie Pie with her favorite party wagon. Also followed by Celestia with a party hat. “SISTER?!?” Said a very confused Nightmare Moon. “We welcome you to Equestria Dr. Weird! And Nightmare Moon! Enjoy your stay!” Said Pinkie Pie, activating her wagon, making it throw confetti and ballons everywhere in the lab. Dr. Weird was stunned….. Same Nightmare moon until….. “MY MIND!” Said Dr. Weird with Nightmare Moon. The bathroom door of the lab opened, it was Javier who just finished the cleaning only to find confetti, balloons and colorful horses with the Dr. “Saben que chingen a su madre! Yo acababa de limpiar! Nos vemos la siguiente semana doctor!” Said a very angry Javier heading back home only to step outside the lab and find a forest instead of Jersey Shore. “PERO QUE CHINGADOS!!!” Said Javier outside the lab. WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! Hope you ppl like it... if not you are always welcome in hell. Please leave a comment. Thanks again Zephyr. Ponificator3000!Short chapter is short! Why!? MassErect2&3 that's why! now deal with it! Again if you like it good if not see you in hell! Thank my pre-reader Zephyr for the help. I love you Zephyr! it begins... Chapter 2 Ponyficator3000! (The Ticket Master Ep) [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] New weather included… On top of a crushed old castle where will rain from now on, there lies what looks like a castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier. “Gentlecolts…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab. “BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations. “Mmm... Dr. Weird.” Said Steve to the doctor. “Argggg! What is it now Steve! Don’t you see I am busy!?” Said very angry Dr. Weird to Steve. “Why are you saying Gentlecolts? Is that even a word?” Asked Steve. “Well… Since we are going to live here we need to talk the language of the locals. It's tradition!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve. “Live here? Why?” Asked again Steve. “Don’t you remember? My portal machine gun was destroyed!” Said Dr. Weird. “I don’t remember...” Said Steve. “Allow me to refresh your memory.” Said Dr. Weird. [Flash Back…] ~ ♪ Pinkie Pie's party wagon come included with booze and vodka. Everypony inside the lab were drunk as fuck and having a good time. Hell you could even see Javier flirting with Twilight. While the doctor is molested by the Princesses. Steve was only wearing underwear and playing with the portal-machinegun like it was some sort of guitar until he broke it. “Woooo I am the king of the world bitch!” Said Steve going wild. “I am a pony you silly.” Said Pinkie Pie. “Shut the fuck up bitch, now give me some sugar!” Said Steve now kissing Pinkie Pie. [Flash Back… end]~♪ As soon Steve remembered what happen, he went straight to one of the cabinets in the lab searching for more mind bleach just to find they are out of stock. “We are out of mind bleach you fool!” Said Dr. Weird. “Fine…” Said Steve knowing he won’t be able to sleep ever again with those memories haunting him. “Good! Now as I say… BEHOLD!” The garage looking door starts to open. “The Ponyficator 3000!” Behind said door there is a metal box filled with levers and buttons with an antenna on the top of it. “Wow… What is it?” Asked Steve looking at the strange machine. “This thing can turn anything into a pony! HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve. “Now stay still!” Said the Dr. starting to pull levers and push buttons. The antenna of the strange thing started to glow with many different colors, like a rainbow. Then the antenna shots a rainbow to Steve, it makes the room glow… Once it was over where it used to be Steve, now lays a white earth-pony with orange mane and glasses. “Wow. For the first time in history it didn’t hurt at all doc.” Said Steve looking at his new body. “EXCELLENT! Now it’s my-” Was about to say something Dr. Weird only to see Javier getting out of the bathroom he got to clean again. “Actually.” Said very wickedly Dr. Weird finding another promising target for his Ponyficator 3000. He pulled again some buttons and levers, making the machine now shot a rainbow to Javier. “Pero que chingados!” Said Javier as he was engulfed in the rainbow. Once it was over where it used to be Javier, now lays a light brown earth-pony with black mane. As soon as Javier watch his new body… “Ya ni la chinga doctor! Ahora como espera que le limpie su cochinero!” Said a very angry Javier to Dr. Weird. “HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It worked again! Now it’s my turn!” Said Dr. Weird pulling some buttons and levers of the machine again , making it shot another rainbow to him. Once it was over where it used to be Dr. Weird, now lays a purple, yellow stripped unicorn, with white mane and a boner instead of a horn. “It works! I am one hell of a genius! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird admiring his new body. “Mmm… Dr. Weird.” Said Steve “What is it now Steveee?” Said Dr. Weird to Steve. “You have a boner in your head.” Said Steve. “What! Of course it's a boner! Every unicorn has a boner on top of their heads!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve pointing the obvious. “Mmm… They are supposed to be horns.” Said Steve. “No! They are boners! You fuck!” Said Dr. Weird until… Twilight enter the lab. “Hey doctor I am here to return the books you lend me and give you tickets to the gala… Why are you ponies? Is that a boner in your head doctor?” Said Twilight looking at them. “Twilight my darling just in time! Will you come over here for a demonstration in a scientific experiment?” Said Dr. Weird to Twilight. “Sure why not.” Say Twilight eager to help the doctor. “Good! Now whatever you do don’t move!” Said Dr. Weird to Twilight who stay stand in front of him. “What do you me- ah! <3” Twilight was interrupted by Dr. Weird using his hoofs to give a good shake to Twilight’s horn. He keeps at it for a while until… “<3 Haaaaaaa! <3” Twilight not only came, her horn started to shot magical jizz. “….” Steve's mind was blowned, leaving his mouth open wide. Twilight let her body fall resting on the lab floor after such experience. “HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAA! I knew it!” Said Dr. Weird with triumph. “Now! Time to test one last thing!” Said Dr. Weird heading back to his Ponyficator 3000, starting to pull levers and buttons again, it shot another rainbow at him… Once it was over Dr. Weird is still the same unicorn with a boner on his head, only that this time he has wing boners… literally… “Who is your god now?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird flapping his boner wings only to be raptured by Molestia. “DAMIT!!!!!!!!!” He screams as Molestia takes him away with her . Did you Like it! Good! Did you love the short chapter! Good! You wish longer chapters! Complain and I might please you! Did you hate it! Suck my manly nipple! Thanks again Zephyr! Apples!Late chapter is late! Why to much KillingFloor and MassErect that's why! Hope you like it if not see you in Hell! Thank Zephyr for the Pre-Read! I <3 you Zephyr! it begins... Chapter 3 Apples! (Applebuck Season Ep) [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] Weather as always… On top of a crushed old castle where always rain, there lies what looks like a castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier. “Gentlecolts…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab. “BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations. The garage looking door starts to open. “Apples!” Behind said door there is a table with apples on top of it. “G, I don’t know man, I mean after last time with the corn incident.” Said Steve as he remembered being impaled by corns once. “This time it shall be fruity! You get it! Fruity! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve who could swear he just saw one of the apples flirt at him. “Well alright then, cause I am kind of hungry.” Said Steve approaching the apples only to find them all with big ass sharp teeth. “What the hell!” Said Steve before being pounced by the apples. They started to tear his skin and chew his intestines. “It begins! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!” Said Dr. Weird admiring his creation devour his best assistant. Only to be interrupted by the apples now jumping at him and chewing him. “BAD APPLE! BAD APPLE! NO PIE 4 U! Hey that’s my liver!” Said Dr. Weird before being completely devoured by the apples leaving only his bones. The door of the bathroom opened to reveal Javier again finished cleaning only to find apples with sharp teeth on top of the skeletons of Steve and Dr. Weird. “LA PUTA MADRE!” Said Javier running for his life and being follow by the apples. [Location… Everfree forest] Present time… Javier was still running for his life with the apples right behind him. Until he found a Manticore on his way… “Ya me jodi.” Said Javier watching the Manticore jump at him, thanks to his luck he duck on time making the Manticore land on the apples. Now the apples were having a nice feline feast. Javier needs to warn everypony, so taking the advantage he sprints as fast as he can to Ponyville. Only to end up turn into stone by a Cockatrice… “Pinche gallo de mierda.” Said Javier before being turned completely into stone. [Location… Sweet Apple Acres] 28 days later… Applejack was tired of all the applebucking she kept doing to the big orchard, she offered to help and do it alone since her brother was sick and couldn’t help in this season. Not to mention of the things she failed in trying to help her friends while being tired. “Aw, al-almost-there.” Said Applejack trying to motivate her self-giving another buck to a tree dropping its precious apples, making them land in baskets. “Ha! Just 1000 trees to go…” Said Applejack with a weak smile. Until she heared something. “PPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… “Who is there?” Said Applejack taking a look around to find nothing. Now she was getting nervous as she heared some strange murders happening recently in Ponyville. She hears it again… “PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… “Twilight?” Said Applejack. “PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… it sounds closer… “Pinkie?” Said Applejack now sweating. “PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… behind her… Applejack slowly turns her head only to find… “Nope. Chuckapple.” Said an Apple with sharp teeth and nerd glasses. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” She screams as she is devoured by the apple. Once only the bones were left of the apple farmer… “Raise my friends! It’s time for a feast!” Said the apple that devoured Applejack making the full orchard start to glow green. Now all the apples have sharp teeth. [Location… Celestia's Castle] 28 weeks later… Notes from Twilight… It was something unexpected, the apples were devouring every single living pony in their paths, mayor cities like Manehattan and las Pegas fall under the wrath of the apples. No pony was safe. Just look at the first stages! [Flash Back…] ~ ♪ Lyra was seated as she always does in the park on a bench with her best friend BonBon. “Lyra.” Said BonBon really bored. “BonBon.” Said Lyra also bored, on her right hoof she has a bottle of booze covered in paper bag. Right now in front of them a orange pony run pass them. “Is that Carrot Top?” Said BonBon not amused watching her run. “Eeyup.” Said Lyra taking another drink from her booze also looking at her run. Now a big giant apple with sharp teeth roll pass them following Carrot Top. “Is that a big apple with sharp teeth?” Said BonBon still not giving a buck. “Eeyup.” Said Lyra taking another drink from her booze also looking at the apple roll. Now the giant apple was devouring Carrot Top making a gory mess. Blood and guts could be seen sprayed on the park. “Is that big apple devouring our friend?” Said BonBon definitely not giving a buck. “Eeyup.” Said Lyra finding she is out of booze. “Buck.” Said Lyra. [Flash Back…end] ~ ♪ The horror, the horror is every were! Those apples are not only attacking the cities… They are pillaging. Burning. And raping everything in their paths. “Well I don’t mind.” Said Berry Punch with a saucy look, she looks clearly drunk. “Not now! Berry!” Said Twilight. As I am writing this, those nasty apples are attacking the castle, we are the last survivors… “They get in! They ge- ARRRG!” Said one of the guards now shopped in half by the bite of a big apple. “Mages!” Said Twilight to some of the unicorns trying to use flame magic to try and stop the apple menace. The princess' throne room… “We are doomed!” Said Twilight entering the throne room with despair in her eyes. “I know and that is why I am sending you to the origin of the apples, hopefully you will be able to find a way to stop it before it’s too late!” Said Celestia to Twilight. “Wait? If you knew all this time why didn’t you do it earlier?” Asked Twilight. “Mass Effect.” Said Celestia smiling sheepishly. “What?” Said Twilight clearly lost. “No time to explain… You like bananas?” Said Celestia with a magical banana on her right hoof. “HAY NO!” Said Twilight only to find everything around her go black… [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] Present time… Twilight awoke inside the laboratory of Dr. Weird, she feel a great pain all over her plot. “I hate when she does that.” Said Twilight getting up and start to investigate a way to save everypony from the apple menace. It took her a while but she found it. “A-HA!” Said Twilight finding notes from Dr. Weird in case the apples turn evil. “To stop this apple problem you must play the music Friday by Rebeca black to kill the genetically enhanced apples.” Said Twilight as she read. “Well it doesn’t sound so bad.” Said Twilight now looking for the music disc only to find it locked inside a box that says hazard. “This must be.” Said Twilight taking the disk and placing it on a cd player. Minutes later… “Friday, Fun, Friday, Fun, Friday.” The disk keeps playing that song from hell. Twilight on the other hand she committed suicide, by taking out her eyeballs and punching her face with a gas canister to put herself out of her misery. Everypony die… the end. Credits. The attack of the killer apples was brought you by Rebecca Black Nazis. You Like it Good! You Hate it even Better I also Hate it! HAHHAHAHAHAAHHA! You Hate KillingFloor I pity your miserable existence! Thanks again Zephyr! PingasEnlarger69!Most of you might ask why I have posted this chapter SO FUCKING LATE?! To answer your question I was out of mind fuck! So I head to the store in IDGAF planet just to find fucking traffic on the way... Any way... hope you like this chapter or you guys can go skull fuck your self! Also thank my friend Zephyr for the Pre-read. THANKS MAN! I <3 YOU ZEPHYR! It begins... Chapter 4 PingasEnlarger69 (Griffon the Brush Off Ep) [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] Weather as always… On top of a crushed old castle where always rain, there lies what looks like a castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier. “Gentlecolts…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab. “BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations. The garage looking door starts to open. “The PingasEnlarger69!” Behind said door there is a strange machine that looks like a very crude washing machine… with a small entrance… if you know what I mean. “Wow… What is it?” Asked Steve as he observes the new invention. “It’s a penis enlarger you fool!” Said Dr. Weird. “How does it work?” Asked Steve again. “You place your penis in it and click the big ass red button at the top of the machine! Muahahahahah!” Said Dr. Weird. “Please tell me I am not going to use that thing?” Asked Steve as he observed an open window he will use to escape if he is the victim… “NO! Because we have a special guest with us today! Behold!” Said Dr. Weird pointing one of his hands to the entrance of his lab. “Big Macintosh!” Said Dr. Weird as the big brother of Applejack entered the lab… he looked a bit nervous. “Mmm… Dr. Weird.” Said Steve. “What is it now?!” Said the Doctor. “Why would he use it if he is well… big.” Said Steve. “I can… answer that…” Said Macintosh pointing to his own penis. “God lord what have they done to you!” Say Dr. Weird. Steve was just with mouth hanging feeling pity for the stallion. “Well… Can we hurry doctor there’s a mare very impatient waiting for me…” Said Macintosh with sweat of fear in his face. “MACINTOSH YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!!!!!!!!” All of them heared the scream in the distance. “Ok! You are free to use it!” Said Dr. Weird as he saw Macintosh approach the machine. Once Macintosh inserted the token and clicked the button… He feel like the machine was trying to suck him inside it and it started to glow in different colors like a lava lamp with a damn hell overdose of Lsd. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ITS WORKING!” The Doctor was laughing maniacally. Once it was over… Macintosh retired his stallionhood from the machine… “IT WORKED! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird. “Wow, congratulations Doc.” Said Steve a bit awkwardly. “Thank you Doctor!” Said Macintosh glad his problem was resolved and headed straight to Fluttershy's cottage. “HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! Now we can win millions of bits with this machine and I will become the richest man pony in Equestria!” Said Dr. Weird until… ‘BOOM!’ The device exploded in pieces… The Dr. was left with an open mouth until… “BUUUUUUULLLLLLLSH-!!!” Dr. Weird was about to say something but he saw brown feathers around the machine. “The fuck?” Could only say. [Location… Fluttershy cottage] Later that day… “Oh Macintosh is soo… big.” Said Flutershy admiring the bucket of flowers he brought for her before coming over. “I knew you will love them.” Said Macintosh in his typical self. “Now why don’t you relax and allow me to have a good view… if you don’t mind that is.” Said Fluttershy, blushing. Macintosh eager for a good fun just said his typical ‘Eeyup’ and sat on Fluttershy's sofa as he spread his legs to allow her to see the parts that made him a true stallion... Fluttershy with one of her hooves started to give Macintosh a good hoofjob until she saw his stallionhood grow… into the head of an eagle? “Yo Dweeb, looking for a good time.” Said Gilda the pingas. Fluttershy could only scream… [Location… Ponyville/ Library] Present time… “I don’t get it how am I still alive?” Said Twilight as she kept reading books looking for an answer in relation with what happened to her after she and her friends died during the apple incident. But right now she is still alive… also her friends… “THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!” Screamed Twilight to the skies. On top of Ponyville Library could be seen a space ship made out of pixels (Click Me! I know you want!)... "She is into us." Said Ignignokt form their space ship "Quickly blow the fuck out of her!" Said Err Ignignokt not wasting time he pushed a blue button... Ponyville is now destroyed by a nuclear bomb that appear out of nowhere... "I love the smell of nuclear waste in the morning." Said Err. "Mooninites rule mother fuckers..." Said Ignignokt "Yea now let's leave this shitty fanfic!" Said Err. "Yea let's leave." Said Ignignokt now pushing a yellow button that sent them back home... "Fuck you! Assholes!" Said NecromancerX69 out of fucking no were. That is all... Hope you like it and please don't forget to pick your free whore pass on the way out. Thanks everypone have a good day! Thanks Zephyr! Bye till next time...
Dr. Weird in Equestria! Dr. Weird in Equestria! Mlp crossover with>>> Doctor Weird This first chapter is not supposed to be funny, if you laugh I have fail... Thanks to Zephyr 4 pre-reading my fic. Hope you ppl like it. Chapter 1 Dr. Weird in Equestria! [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Jersey Shore] Weather as always… On top of a mountain where always rains, there lies what looks like a Castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier. “Gentlemen…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab. “BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations. “You can call me Steve, I mean there is no one else here, except me and Javier who is cleaning the bathroom at the moment.” Said Steve to Dr. Weird, for the Dr. always says gentlemen for no reason at all. “Shut up Steve!” Said Dr. Weird. “Now as I say. BEHOLD!” The garage looking door starts to open. “My ultimate portal machine gun!” Behind said door there is something what looks like a portal gun only bigger and with the form of a Gatling gun. “A portal what?” Said Steve. “A portal machine gun, because a golden potato told me to build it in my dream HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!” Dr. Weird answers Steve. “Wow… How is it work?” Asked Steve again, as the Dr. grabs it making him look like a very old Rambo. “I just need to pull the trigger, and it will allow me to teleport wherever I want to any part of the world! That Includes the Lab! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!” Said Dr. Weird pulling the trigger, making the portal machine gun start to spin. “The lab? To where?” Asked Steve. “Well! I always wanted to send the lab to Washington DC. and kill the president! Now with this! I kill two birds with one stone! HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!” The portal machine gun starts to glow. “Let me get this straight. You plan to drop the lab on top of the withe house?” Said Steve. “YES!” Said the Dr. releasing the trigger. Now the glowing portal gun shots a light laser that starts to cover the lab in blue and orange colored lights. The place starts to shake like an earthquake. “What is going on?!” Says Steve losing balance. “I think it’s working!” Says the Dr. on the floor, with the portal machine gun still in his hands. Now the lab is starting to disintegrate, same could be said of Dr. Weird and Steve. Making them disappear with the lab. In the bathroom of the lab there was Javier cleaning, until he sees the room start to disintegrate along with him. “Pero que carajo!” Says Javier, before disappearing with the room. Now the Belle Isle Asylum no longer exists. Tt disappeared… forever! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! [Location… Equestria/ Abandoned Castle in the Everfree forest south Ponyville] Dawn... Inside the Abandoned Castle there was the mane 6 also known as the Elements of Harmony. They are facing the evil Nightmare Moon who just returned to bring eternal night-time to all Equestria. “You see Nightmare Moon when those elements are ignited by the spark that reside in the hear-” Twilight was giving a small speech to Nightmare Moon before activating the Elements of Harmony on her, only to be interrupted by Pinkie Pie. “WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!” Screamed Pinkie Pie. Her tail was twitching furiously. “Wait? What!” Said Twilight. “No time to explain this place will blow up with us if we don’t get out!” Said Pinkie Pie, then she grabbed a portal gun out of nowhere, making blue holes appear under her friends making them disappear. She also place one blue hole for Nightmare Moon and herself. The mane 6 along with Nightmare Moon get out through an orange circle making them fall on the floor almost like ragdolls. They were all outside the Castle. “What is the meaning of this you fool!” Said Nightmare Moon getting up and cleaning the dust from her body. “You will see in 3… 2… 1…” Said Pinkie Pie. Only to see on top of the old abandoned castle a building magically appear and land on top of the castle, destroying it. “Pinkie Pie… You… You saved us.” Said Rarity not believing her eyes. “Just what the hay just happened?!” Asked Applejack watching the strange building with a gate that says Belle Isle Asylum. “Oh, it’s just Dr. Weird who failed to teleport his laboratory to Washington.” Said Pinkie Pie in her typical cheerful manner. “A what? Of what?!” Asked Rainbow Dash “Nothing to be afraid of, now I must make a welcome party for the Dr. See you girls later!” Said Pinkie Pie trotting back to Ponyville. “Wait we haven’t beat Nightmare Moon yet!” Tried to say Twilight only realize Pinkie Pie was too far away from them to hear them. “HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Victory is mine!” Said Nightmare Moon making some of the girls get scared beyond believe, except. “Fine you win… Now let’s see what is inside the Asylum.” Said Fluttershy. “Whatever you mean darling? Aren’t you scared of Nightmare Moon?” Said Rarity to her friend. “Somepony could be hurt and we must help. You are also coming with us Nightmare we need all the help we can get.” Said Fluttershy to both Rarity and Nightmare Moon. “HA! What makes you think I will hel-” Nightmare Moon was interrupted by Fluttershy’s legendary stare. “You used to be a Princess! Now behave like one and help us help somepony in need!” Said a very angry Fluttershy to Nightmare Moon. Hell if Nightmare Moon needed to go to the bathroom she would have pee out of fear. “Ok I will help you...” Said a very docile Nightmare Moon. “Good. Now let’s go girls.” Said Fluttershy entering the Asylum with her friends and Nightmare Moon. Inside the Lab… “HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA! It worked! I have landed my lab on top of the president! Now let’s take over the planet!” Said Dr. Weird. “I think it didn’t work.” Said Steve looking through one of the windows. “What makes you say that? Steveee.” Asked Dr. Weird. “There is a forest outside the window.” Said Steve. “WHAT!” The Dr. pushed Steve aside to his left making him fall on the floor. The Dr. looked outside to also find the forest. “What is the meaning of this?! It should have worked!” Said the Dr. “Mmm. Excuse me.” Said a sweet voice, sound feminine from his right. “What is it now Steve? Already getting out of the closet!” Asked the Dr. still looking outside. “I am right here.” Said Steve still on the floor on his left side. The Dr. looked at him, then he looked to the source of the feminine voice to find a cute yellow pegasus. “Well aren’t you the most adorable thing!” Said the Dr. to Fluttershy. It makes her blush. “Thanks for the compliment…” Said Fluttershy as shy as always. “You can talk!” Said The Dr. “Yes… Yes we can…” She said. Only then the Dr. watches the rest of the girls, including Nightmare Moon. “Steve since when did we experiment with horses?” Asked Dr. Weird to Steve. “We never experimented on a horse, sir.” Said Steve, back on his feet and also watching the colorful horses. “We are not horses, we are ponies and just what are you?” Asked Twilight. “We are the top of the food chain! That’s what we are! HAHAHAHHAAHAHA!” Said the Dr. to Twilight. “The what???” Now Twilight was confused. “I am Back!!!” Said a Cheerful Pinkie Pie with her favorite party wagon. Also followed by Celestia with a party hat. “SISTER?!?” Said a very confused Nightmare Moon. “We welcome you to Equestria Dr. Weird! And Nightmare Moon! Enjoy your stay!” Said Pinkie Pie, activating her wagon, making it throw confetti and ballons everywhere in the lab. Dr. Weird was stunned….. Same Nightmare moon until….. “MY MIND!” Said Dr. Weird with Nightmare Moon. The bathroom door of the lab opened, it was Javier who just finished the cleaning only to find confetti, balloons and colorful horses with the Dr. “Saben que chingen a su madre! Yo acababa de limpiar! Nos vemos la siguiente semana doctor!” Said a very angry Javier heading back home only to step outside the lab and find a forest instead of Jersey Shore. “PERO QUE CHINGADOS!!!” Said Javier outside the lab. WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! Hope you ppl like it... if not you are always welcome in hell. Please leave a comment. Thanks again Zephyr.
Ponificator3000!Short chapter is short! Why!? MassErect2&3 that's why! now deal with it! Again if you like it good if not see you in hell! Thank my pre-reader Zephyr for the help. I love you Zephyr! it begins... Chapter 2 Ponyficator3000! (The Ticket Master Ep) [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] New weather included… On top of a crushed old castle where will rain from now on, there lies what looks like a castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier. “Gentlecolts…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab. “BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations. “Mmm... Dr. Weird.” Said Steve to the doctor. “Argggg! What is it now Steve! Don’t you see I am busy!?” Said very angry Dr. Weird to Steve. “Why are you saying Gentlecolts? Is that even a word?” Asked Steve. “Well… Since we are going to live here we need to talk the language of the locals. It's tradition!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve. “Live here? Why?” Asked again Steve. “Don’t you remember? My portal machine gun was destroyed!” Said Dr. Weird. “I don’t remember...” Said Steve. “Allow me to refresh your memory.” Said Dr. Weird. [Flash Back…] ~ ♪ Pinkie Pie's party wagon come included with booze and vodka. Everypony inside the lab were drunk as fuck and having a good time. Hell you could even see Javier flirting with Twilight. While the doctor is molested by the Princesses. Steve was only wearing underwear and playing with the portal-machinegun like it was some sort of guitar until he broke it. “Woooo I am the king of the world bitch!” Said Steve going wild. “I am a pony you silly.” Said Pinkie Pie. “Shut the fuck up bitch, now give me some sugar!” Said Steve now kissing Pinkie Pie. [Flash Back… end]~♪ As soon Steve remembered what happen, he went straight to one of the cabinets in the lab searching for more mind bleach just to find they are out of stock. “We are out of mind bleach you fool!” Said Dr. Weird. “Fine…” Said Steve knowing he won’t be able to sleep ever again with those memories haunting him. “Good! Now as I say… BEHOLD!” The garage looking door starts to open. “The Ponyficator 3000!” Behind said door there is a metal box filled with levers and buttons with an antenna on the top of it. “Wow… What is it?” Asked Steve looking at the strange machine. “This thing can turn anything into a pony! HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve. “Now stay still!” Said the Dr. starting to pull levers and push buttons. The antenna of the strange thing started to glow with many different colors, like a rainbow. Then the antenna shots a rainbow to Steve, it makes the room glow… Once it was over where it used to be Steve, now lays a white earth-pony with orange mane and glasses. “Wow. For the first time in history it didn’t hurt at all doc.” Said Steve looking at his new body. “EXCELLENT! Now it’s my-” Was about to say something Dr. Weird only to see Javier getting out of the bathroom he got to clean again. “Actually.” Said very wickedly Dr. Weird finding another promising target for his Ponyficator 3000. He pulled again some buttons and levers, making the machine now shot a rainbow to Javier. “Pero que chingados!” Said Javier as he was engulfed in the rainbow. Once it was over where it used to be Javier, now lays a light brown earth-pony with black mane. As soon as Javier watch his new body… “Ya ni la chinga doctor! Ahora como espera que le limpie su cochinero!” Said a very angry Javier to Dr. Weird. “HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It worked again! Now it’s my turn!” Said Dr. Weird pulling some buttons and levers of the machine again , making it shot another rainbow to him. Once it was over where it used to be Dr. Weird, now lays a purple, yellow stripped unicorn, with white mane and a boner instead of a horn. “It works! I am one hell of a genius! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird admiring his new body. “Mmm… Dr. Weird.” Said Steve “What is it now Steveee?” Said Dr. Weird to Steve. “You have a boner in your head.” Said Steve. “What! Of course it's a boner! Every unicorn has a boner on top of their heads!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve pointing the obvious. “Mmm… They are supposed to be horns.” Said Steve. “No! They are boners! You fuck!” Said Dr. Weird until… Twilight enter the lab. “Hey doctor I am here to return the books you lend me and give you tickets to the gala… Why are you ponies? Is that a boner in your head doctor?” Said Twilight looking at them. “Twilight my darling just in time! Will you come over here for a demonstration in a scientific experiment?” Said Dr. Weird to Twilight. “Sure why not.” Say Twilight eager to help the doctor. “Good! Now whatever you do don’t move!” Said Dr. Weird to Twilight who stay stand in front of him. “What do you me- ah! <3” Twilight was interrupted by Dr. Weird using his hoofs to give a good shake to Twilight’s horn. He keeps at it for a while until… “<3 Haaaaaaa! <3” Twilight not only came, her horn started to shot magical jizz. “….” Steve's mind was blowned, leaving his mouth open wide. Twilight let her body fall resting on the lab floor after such experience. “HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAA! I knew it!” Said Dr. Weird with triumph. “Now! Time to test one last thing!” Said Dr. Weird heading back to his Ponyficator 3000, starting to pull levers and buttons again, it shot another rainbow at him… Once it was over Dr. Weird is still the same unicorn with a boner on his head, only that this time he has wing boners… literally… “Who is your god now?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird flapping his boner wings only to be raptured by Molestia. “DAMIT!!!!!!!!!” He screams as Molestia takes him away with her . Did you Like it! Good! Did you love the short chapter! Good! You wish longer chapters! Complain and I might please you! Did you hate it! Suck my manly nipple! Thanks again Zephyr!
Apples!Late chapter is late! Why to much KillingFloor and MassErect that's why! Hope you like it if not see you in Hell! Thank Zephyr for the Pre-Read! I <3 you Zephyr! it begins... Chapter 3 Apples! (Applebuck Season Ep) [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] Weather as always… On top of a crushed old castle where always rain, there lies what looks like a castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier. “Gentlecolts…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab. “BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations. The garage looking door starts to open. “Apples!” Behind said door there is a table with apples on top of it. “G, I don’t know man, I mean after last time with the corn incident.” Said Steve as he remembered being impaled by corns once. “This time it shall be fruity! You get it! Fruity! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve who could swear he just saw one of the apples flirt at him. “Well alright then, cause I am kind of hungry.” Said Steve approaching the apples only to find them all with big ass sharp teeth. “What the hell!” Said Steve before being pounced by the apples. They started to tear his skin and chew his intestines. “It begins! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!” Said Dr. Weird admiring his creation devour his best assistant. Only to be interrupted by the apples now jumping at him and chewing him. “BAD APPLE! BAD APPLE! NO PIE 4 U! Hey that’s my liver!” Said Dr. Weird before being completely devoured by the apples leaving only his bones. The door of the bathroom opened to reveal Javier again finished cleaning only to find apples with sharp teeth on top of the skeletons of Steve and Dr. Weird. “LA PUTA MADRE!” Said Javier running for his life and being follow by the apples. [Location… Everfree forest] Present time… Javier was still running for his life with the apples right behind him. Until he found a Manticore on his way… “Ya me jodi.” Said Javier watching the Manticore jump at him, thanks to his luck he duck on time making the Manticore land on the apples. Now the apples were having a nice feline feast. Javier needs to warn everypony, so taking the advantage he sprints as fast as he can to Ponyville. Only to end up turn into stone by a Cockatrice… “Pinche gallo de mierda.” Said Javier before being turned completely into stone. [Location… Sweet Apple Acres] 28 days later… Applejack was tired of all the applebucking she kept doing to the big orchard, she offered to help and do it alone since her brother was sick and couldn’t help in this season. Not to mention of the things she failed in trying to help her friends while being tired. “Aw, al-almost-there.” Said Applejack trying to motivate her self-giving another buck to a tree dropping its precious apples, making them land in baskets. “Ha! Just 1000 trees to go…” Said Applejack with a weak smile. Until she heared something. “PPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… “Who is there?” Said Applejack taking a look around to find nothing. Now she was getting nervous as she heared some strange murders happening recently in Ponyville. She hears it again… “PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… “Twilight?” Said Applejack. “PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… it sounds closer… “Pinkie?” Said Applejack now sweating. “PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… behind her… Applejack slowly turns her head only to find… “Nope. Chuckapple.” Said an Apple with sharp teeth and nerd glasses. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” She screams as she is devoured by the apple. Once only the bones were left of the apple farmer… “Raise my friends! It’s time for a feast!” Said the apple that devoured Applejack making the full orchard start to glow green. Now all the apples have sharp teeth. [Location… Celestia's Castle] 28 weeks later… Notes from Twilight… It was something unexpected, the apples were devouring every single living pony in their paths, mayor cities like Manehattan and las Pegas fall under the wrath of the apples. No pony was safe. Just look at the first stages! [Flash Back…] ~ ♪ Lyra was seated as she always does in the park on a bench with her best friend BonBon. “Lyra.” Said BonBon really bored. “BonBon.” Said Lyra also bored, on her right hoof she has a bottle of booze covered in paper bag. Right now in front of them a orange pony run pass them. “Is that Carrot Top?” Said BonBon not amused watching her run. “Eeyup.” Said Lyra taking another drink from her booze also looking at her run. Now a big giant apple with sharp teeth roll pass them following Carrot Top. “Is that a big apple with sharp teeth?” Said BonBon still not giving a buck. “Eeyup.” Said Lyra taking another drink from her booze also looking at the apple roll. Now the giant apple was devouring Carrot Top making a gory mess. Blood and guts could be seen sprayed on the park. “Is that big apple devouring our friend?” Said BonBon definitely not giving a buck. “Eeyup.” Said Lyra finding she is out of booze. “Buck.” Said Lyra. [Flash Back…end] ~ ♪ The horror, the horror is every were! Those apples are not only attacking the cities… They are pillaging. Burning. And raping everything in their paths. “Well I don’t mind.” Said Berry Punch with a saucy look, she looks clearly drunk. “Not now! Berry!” Said Twilight. As I am writing this, those nasty apples are attacking the castle, we are the last survivors… “They get in! They ge- ARRRG!” Said one of the guards now shopped in half by the bite of a big apple. “Mages!” Said Twilight to some of the unicorns trying to use flame magic to try and stop the apple menace. The princess' throne room… “We are doomed!” Said Twilight entering the throne room with despair in her eyes. “I know and that is why I am sending you to the origin of the apples, hopefully you will be able to find a way to stop it before it’s too late!” Said Celestia to Twilight. “Wait? If you knew all this time why didn’t you do it earlier?” Asked Twilight. “Mass Effect.” Said Celestia smiling sheepishly. “What?” Said Twilight clearly lost. “No time to explain… You like bananas?” Said Celestia with a magical banana on her right hoof. “HAY NO!” Said Twilight only to find everything around her go black… [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] Present time… Twilight awoke inside the laboratory of Dr. Weird, she feel a great pain all over her plot. “I hate when she does that.” Said Twilight getting up and start to investigate a way to save everypony from the apple menace. It took her a while but she found it. “A-HA!” Said Twilight finding notes from Dr. Weird in case the apples turn evil. “To stop this apple problem you must play the music Friday by Rebeca black to kill the genetically enhanced apples.” Said Twilight as she read. “Well it doesn’t sound so bad.” Said Twilight now looking for the music disc only to find it locked inside a box that says hazard. “This must be.” Said Twilight taking the disk and placing it on a cd player. Minutes later… “Friday, Fun, Friday, Fun, Friday.” The disk keeps playing that song from hell. Twilight on the other hand she committed suicide, by taking out her eyeballs and punching her face with a gas canister to put herself out of her misery. Everypony die… the end. Credits. The attack of the killer apples was brought you by Rebecca Black Nazis. You Like it Good! You Hate it even Better I also Hate it! HAHHAHAHAHAAHHA! You Hate KillingFloor I pity your miserable existence! Thanks again Zephyr!
PingasEnlarger69!Most of you might ask why I have posted this chapter SO FUCKING LATE?! To answer your question I was out of mind fuck! So I head to the store in IDGAF planet just to find fucking traffic on the way... Any way... hope you like this chapter or you guys can go skull fuck your self! Also thank my friend Zephyr for the Pre-read. THANKS MAN! I <3 YOU ZEPHYR! It begins... Chapter 4 PingasEnlarger69 (Griffon the Brush Off Ep) [Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] Weather as always… On top of a crushed old castle where always rain, there lies what looks like a castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier. “Gentlecolts…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab. “BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations. The garage looking door starts to open. “The PingasEnlarger69!” Behind said door there is a strange machine that looks like a very crude washing machine… with a small entrance… if you know what I mean. “Wow… What is it?” Asked Steve as he observes the new invention. “It’s a penis enlarger you fool!” Said Dr. Weird. “How does it work?” Asked Steve again. “You place your penis in it and click the big ass red button at the top of the machine! Muahahahahah!” Said Dr. Weird. “Please tell me I am not going to use that thing?” Asked Steve as he observed an open window he will use to escape if he is the victim… “NO! Because we have a special guest with us today! Behold!” Said Dr. Weird pointing one of his hands to the entrance of his lab. “Big Macintosh!” Said Dr. Weird as the big brother of Applejack entered the lab… he looked a bit nervous. “Mmm… Dr. Weird.” Said Steve. “What is it now?!” Said the Doctor. “Why would he use it if he is well… big.” Said Steve. “I can… answer that…” Said Macintosh pointing to his own penis. “God lord what have they done to you!” Say Dr. Weird. Steve was just with mouth hanging feeling pity for the stallion. “Well… Can we hurry doctor there’s a mare very impatient waiting for me…” Said Macintosh with sweat of fear in his face. “MACINTOSH YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!!!!!!!!” All of them heared the scream in the distance. “Ok! You are free to use it!” Said Dr. Weird as he saw Macintosh approach the machine. Once Macintosh inserted the token and clicked the button… He feel like the machine was trying to suck him inside it and it started to glow in different colors like a lava lamp with a damn hell overdose of Lsd. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ITS WORKING!” The Doctor was laughing maniacally. Once it was over… Macintosh retired his stallionhood from the machine… “IT WORKED! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird. “Wow, congratulations Doc.” Said Steve a bit awkwardly. “Thank you Doctor!” Said Macintosh glad his problem was resolved and headed straight to Fluttershy's cottage. “HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! Now we can win millions of bits with this machine and I will become the richest man pony in Equestria!” Said Dr. Weird until… ‘BOOM!’ The device exploded in pieces… The Dr. was left with an open mouth until… “BUUUUUUULLLLLLLSH-!!!” Dr. Weird was about to say something but he saw brown feathers around the machine. “The fuck?” Could only say. [Location… Fluttershy cottage] Later that day… “Oh Macintosh is soo… big.” Said Flutershy admiring the bucket of flowers he brought for her before coming over. “I knew you will love them.” Said Macintosh in his typical self. “Now why don’t you relax and allow me to have a good view… if you don’t mind that is.” Said Fluttershy, blushing. Macintosh eager for a good fun just said his typical ‘Eeyup’ and sat on Fluttershy's sofa as he spread his legs to allow her to see the parts that made him a true stallion... Fluttershy with one of her hooves started to give Macintosh a good hoofjob until she saw his stallionhood grow… into the head of an eagle? “Yo Dweeb, looking for a good time.” Said Gilda the pingas. Fluttershy could only scream… [Location… Ponyville/ Library] Present time… “I don’t get it how am I still alive?” Said Twilight as she kept reading books looking for an answer in relation with what happened to her after she and her friends died during the apple incident. But right now she is still alive… also her friends… “THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!” Screamed Twilight to the skies. On top of Ponyville Library could be seen a space ship made out of pixels (Click Me! I know you want!)... "She is into us." Said Ignignokt form their space ship "Quickly blow the fuck out of her!" Said Err Ignignokt not wasting time he pushed a blue button... Ponyville is now destroyed by a nuclear bomb that appear out of nowhere... "I love the smell of nuclear waste in the morning." Said Err. "Mooninites rule mother fuckers..." Said Ignignokt "Yea now let's leave this shitty fanfic!" Said Err. "Yea let's leave." Said Ignignokt now pushing a yellow button that sent them back home... "Fuck you! Assholes!" Said NecromancerX69 out of fucking no were. That is all... Hope you like it and please don't forget to pick your free whore pass on the way out. Thanks everypone have a good day! Thanks Zephyr! Bye till next time...
