Adventures in Terraria... with ponies

(Note: Each block in the world of Terraria is two-by-two-by-two feet.)

Brandon's POV

I watch as Shining get up and I got a better look at him. He was about the same height as me, was a unicorn like his sister. Shining fur was the color of ivory with some gray, his hair-no, mane was a dark blue with a liter stripe in the middle.

"Such a brutish person." said the snow white pony.

"Well excuse me for preforming self-defense." I said with stretching the word 'excuse'.

"Before anyone says anything, I'm going to get some stuff to build a house for the night." I said.

"Why?" said the butter yellow.

"When the night comes around, the un-dead and demon eyes come out form hiding to eat and kill for fun." I said and turned around to go get some wood and stone. I didn't get far do to Rainbow Dash getting in front of me.

"Wait, what do you mean by that?" said Rainbow.

"I'll tell you and everyone else all about this world later, for now I'm going to get some materials to build a house to escape the wrath of the monsters of the night." I said getting annoyed and walked to the closest tree and equipped my copper ax and started chopping at the tree until it burst into wooden planks and some acorns. I walked through the pile and the wood and acorns gravitated to me and into my inventory. I looked back to see the ponies with confuse expressions on their faces, but the pink one's mouth was hitting the floor. I only chuckled to myself and continue to cut down every tree I saw and collected stone and by the time I was done two hours has past. I now had 1258 wooden planks, 437 acorns and 928 stone blocks. Earlier I had a run-in with a group of 30 or less smiles and after I killed them, I collected 82 slime gels, 16 silver coins and 79 copper coins.

"That should be enough." I said to myself and headed back to the giant tree. On the way back to the tree I looked up to the sun and it was in the middle of the sky signify that it is noon.

"It’s about time you got back." said Rainbow complaining.

"Have you ever tried to be patient before?" I ask.

"Nope." said Rainbow.

"Whatever, I'm going to get started on building the house." I said and made a work bench and placed it down, next I used some of the stone to make a furnace and place it down by the work bench.

I walked over to a clearing and equipped my pick-ax and dug a hole in the ground and placed a wooden plank in the hole and place another two on top of the first plank, and then I walked 200 ft. (100 blocks) to the right and did the same. I did that until I had a square then I started to dig out the dirt and grass within the four wooden corners and filled in the space with wooden planks. After the floor was done I started on the walls. Each wall was 20 blocks tall and I had cut (mined) out some windows and a door. Lastly I added the roof which was the easiest part. After I was finish with the house I went outside to the work bench and furnace and mined them and place them into my inventory and went back into the house and place the two items in a corner of the crappy house, then I crafted a door, four tables, fourteen chars, and 99 torches. I also made a wooden sword and wooden bow with 500 arrows.

I put the door in the entrance of the house and put the tables in a row with the chars around the tables, then up the torches around the house. Once I was done, the sun was going down and the ponies came inside.

"If you are wrong about the monsters coming out at night, I'll kick you out for it." said Shining.

"Whatever." I said not caring.

Later before sunset

Everyone was or is settled in, and the next thing I know was that I was thrown out by Shining.

"What the hell?!" I shouted.

"We don't need your help." said Shining and closed the door. The others were protesting that they need Brandon’s help.

The Blood moon is rising.

I stared blankly at the notification.

"FUCK!" I shouted and got ready to fight the hordes of monsters.

After a few minutes past sunset, the first group of monsters showed up. I grabbed my bow and lunch arrow after arrow until the monsters were dead. I was surprised by another group of zombies that got me from behind; I equipped my copper and wooden sword, one in each hand and started hacking and slashing at the zombies and losing 33 H.P. Once that group was defeated, a flock of Demon eyes started their attack form above and I started running away while shooting arrows at the flock.

Third POV

As Brandon was fighting the monsters outside with the moon in a bloody red color, inside the house Shining was getting scolded by most of the other ponies.

"I can't believe that you of all ponies, Shining, would throw out the only person who has done nothing but helped us." said Cadence and is now Shining's ex-girlfriend/mare-friend.

"You big meanie." said Pinkie to Shining Armor. There was a long silence in the house until the sound of zombies gurgling or dying. All of the ponies ran to the window to see that Brandon fighting an army of zombies and huge flying eye balls, and Brandon was winning the endless fight.

“Are those zombies?” ask Rarity and fainted.

“It looks like it, and Shining once the monsters are gone you are going to apologize to Brandon… again.”  Twilight said.

The next morning

The sound of the door opening alerted all of the ponies within the home, only to see Brandon covered in blood stains from head to toe. On his face was just a blank stare not blinking whatsoever.

"Hi." said Brandon and more than half of the ponies ran out of the house to throw up.

"What’s with them?" ask Brandon showing no emotion at all.

"You’re completely covered in blood." said Twilight as she came back in with the rest of the ponies.

"It appears so." said Brandon looking at himself.

"I'll go find a large pond to clean myself." said Brandon and left the, but before he did Shining tried to say sorry.

“Don’t try to talk to me. I don’t want to even be near you.” Brandon said and walked out the door.