Adventures in Terraria... with ponies

(Note: It gets a bit dark at the end of the chapter.)

Third Person

Brandon fell to the ground holding his crotch. Everyone else was shocked by Applejack's action and Shining cringed at the sight of Brandon being kicked in his crotch by the very strong mare who has been kicking trees for her whole life. Before anyone could say any thing a bright flash of light in the middle of the group with a popping sound. The light blinded everyone that was looking and once everyone regained their eye sight, they saw the person who had started the whole game and next to him was a person that was covered from head to toe in a brown robe.

"Hello everyone!" Discord said with a slight chuckle while his companion just rolled his eyes.

"DISCORD!!" every pony yelled and backing up a few steps and some others got ready for a fight.

"Yes that's my name and don't wear it out." he said.

"What are you doing here." Twilight said with a glaring at him.

"I'm here to check up in how you all are doing and form what I seeing is that its going poorly." Discord said and looked down at Brandon holding his crotch and was getting up.

"Who are you?" Brandon ask.

"Oh, we haven't meet before. I'm Discord." Discord said and extended his bird talon.

"Brandon and I'm not going to shake your . . . talon because I think that if I did something bad is going to happened." Brandon said.

"Smart, anyway let me tell all of you why I'm here." Discord said.

"What is it then." Rainbow Dash said.

"I was getting to that. The reason that I'm here is to deliver punishment. Why you ask is because two of you broke one of my rules three times. The first was when Shining punched Brandon in the face. The second was when Shining (again) through Brandon out and into an army of blood thirsty zombies during the Blood Moon. Lastly is when Applejack kicked Brandon in the crotch because she thought that he was up to no good with her sister. Also I've sued some of my magic to keep Brandon form lashing out at you ponies but the spell only keeps the target level headed for only three hist form non-monsters and can be only cast once every 100 years." Discord said and all of the ponies felted sadden, mainly Applejack and Shining.

"I'm sorry for action without thinking." Applejack said apologizing.

"I'm sorry too." Shining said.

"Its ok, but if either of you do it again you both will fell what its like to be stabbed in the back." Brandon said to the two and they both nodded.

"Let's get back on topic. Also I'm Discord's new partner in crime." Jack said and everyone looked at him with a confused look, but let it slide.

"Oh yes what Jack said. Where was I ... ... ... ... oh now I remember, at the punishment part." Discord said and snapped his lion paw and with a poof and wheel appeared, like one form a game show. The punishments that are listed are in Japaneses so that the ponies can't read it.

"What is that?" Rarity ask.

"This right here is known  as The Wheel Of Punishment. How it works is that the ones that have broken the rule will have to spin it to receive their punishment and since Shining broke one of my rules twice, he will have to spin it twice." Discord said.

"So the question is 'Who will go first, Applejack or Shining Armor?' " Jack said looking at the two ponies.

"Correction, I'll just flip a coin to see who goes first. Heads for Applejack, tails for Shining." Discord said and poof a coin with the faces of Shining and Applejack in it and flick it into the air. When the coin landed in Discord's talon and slapped it on the back side of his lion paw. Discord slowly removed his talon hand and the side that was face up was Applejack.

"The first one to spin the weal is Applejack." Jack said and Discord chuckling about the things that might be Applejack's punishment.

The said pony step forward to the wheel and gave it a powerful spin. As the wheel was spinning the tension was building as well and Applejack's nervousness was getting higher. The ponies whispering among them selves about whats going to happen.

(6 and 1/2 hours later... ... ... no, more like two minutes, but felt like 6 and 1/2 hours for the ponies.)

When the wheel started to slow down and came to a stop, Discord and Jack exploded with laughter when they read what it landed on.

"What did it land on?" Applejack ask but the two were still laughing their asses of so they could not answer.

"That is a disgusting thing to do to her, Discord." Brandon said eager to smite Discord and his friend.

"Wait, you can read that?" Rainbow ask.

"Yes I can. The language is called Japaneses." Brandon said.

"What does it say?" Applejack ask.

"Its says one week of being in the opposite gender." Brandon said looking away form the ponies.

"WHAT!!" Applejack shouted.

"He's right." Discord said after he was done laughing.

"Why would do that type of a thing?" Fluttershy ask.

"Because I can and will." Discord said and snapped his lion paw transforming Applejack into a male and when she (now he) looked at himself, his eyes rolled backwards and fell down fainting by the shock.

"Next is Shining Armor." Jack said and used a lasso to drag Shining to them when he attempted to make a run for it.

"Your turn." Discord said with an insane smile.

Shining was freed form the rope and he got up and unwilling gave the wheel a spin. 'Whats going to happen to me', was the question the was going through Shining's head as the wheel was spinning. As the Wheel of Punishment started to slow down and finally stopped. What it landed on was a tiny sliver that was unnoticeable by a quick look.

"Oh that's an very unlucky one to land on." Jack said and Discord was laughing two times as harder than before.

"What do you mean by that." Shining said in an uneasy way.

"To put it bluntly is that the punishment that you landed on is called mimic, but for 52 times longer than." Jack said.

"What?" Shining ask not understanding what he said.

"He means, Shining, that what happened to Applejack is going to happen to you but a year instead." Brandon said explaining Shining's punishment to him.

"What!" everyone yelled in unison, except Discord, Jack, Brandon, and Applejack who is pasted out.

Discord got up quickly do to Jack kicking him and then turned Shining into a mare. Everyone around were surprised when they Shining as a mare and Rarity felted a small amount of envy because of Shining's new figure. When Shining looked at himself, he (now she) let loos a girlish scream.

"Well look on the bright side of this, Gleaming Shield ... ... .. no wait I can't think of a good thing for this." Discord said with a small laugh.

"Well anyway you get to spin the wheel again, ma'am." Jack said and trying his best to hold in his laughter. Shining-er Gleaming shook her head and ran away form the group but Jack used the 'Force' to bring her back.(Jack is a major Jedi ripoff isn't he.) Once she got back, Jack summoned two light sabers and gave Gleaming a nasty look, so she gave the wheel a weak spin. It wasn't long until the wheel came to a stop. Jack and Discord just shrugged but with a smile on both of their faces.

"What did it land on this time?" Pinkie Pie ask.

"What it landed on this time Pinkie, is that four more players are going to join in on the game but they will be here tomorrow." Discord said and snapped his talon hand causing the the wheel to fade away.

"Well that all. Also here's a little bit about Brandon's past. He, at the age of four was disowned by his father, he and his mother were kicked out of their home and into the streets for a few years until Brandon meet America's most dangerous mob boss. The said mobster saw great potential in Brandon's eyes and took him and his mother in like adopted family and treated them better than the bastard who kicked them out." Discord said and everyone was looking at Brandon with mixed emotions.

"Also I'm going to removed the natural abilities of the ponies. Lowering straight of the earth ponies, the flying ability of the pegasi, and the magic of the unicorns, but each pony will have their wings or horn." Discord said and snapped his lion paw to remove the said things form the ponies and as well as leaving Terraria along with Jack.

That night

Everyone was kipping to their self not talking. Gleaming sat against a wall silently sobbing about what happened to her. Applejack was doing the same. At the table Brandon was reading the guide book to the world and was about 1/16 way through it, the book itself was around 20,000 pages.

Equestria

The place has gone, to say at lest, to hell. The ponies and other beings have been enslave by Discord. At Conterlot, Discord was sitting on his custom throne with Celestia and Luna in chain cages hanging form the roof. Also they were beaten and raped by Discord for his fun. The said Chaos embodiment was forcing misery on the ponies, who were force in line by Chaos elementals to make keep them form running away. (It is pretty Dark isn't?)