Pony and a Vampire

by unleashedtwilight

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Crossover, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Comedy, Random
Length: 4402

Princess Celestia sends Twilight to a human school to learn how to be more human in case another incident happened... but what Twilight finds is that Yokai Academy is nothing like the human world she went to before.

Princess Celestia sends Twilight to a human school to learn how to be more human in case another incident happened... but what Twilight finds is that Yokai Academy is nothing like the human world she went to before. Will Twilight be able to return to Equestria in one piece, or will she be overtaken by the monsters at Yokai Academy first?

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I recommend going onto Wikipedia for those of you who have never seen the Anime series Rosario+Vampire. It'll help give you a better understanding of the characters

Published 2013-12-22 16:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-25 19:24:04 UTC

The New Monster

My most faithful student…

I assume you remember your journey into the other world. I have a request for you. I require you to travel to a different world… far different than the world you visited before. In this world, you will learn to be more like a human. However, you will not be around humans. You will be attending a school. A school known as Yokai Academy. It is very important that you go alone to this world. Bringing anyone else could be dangerous. As soon as you are ready for departure, please report to my castle immediately. Hope to see you soon.

Princess Celestia

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“WHAT!?!?” Twilight exclaimed reading her teacher’s letter out loud. “She wants me to go to a human school?!”

“What’s the big deal??” Spike asked. “I thought you liked learning something new.”

“Yes, in EQUESTRIA, as a PONY! I barely got used to being human last time! And now she’s telling me I won’t even be around any humans?? That doesn’t make sense!!”

“Well… maybe that means there will be others like you. You never know unless you try Twilight.”

Twilight sighed putting the letter down. “I just don’t understand why she wants me to go to this… Yokai Academy… I’ve never even heard of it.”

“Well, she did say it’s from a different world…”

“I guess you’re right… but if that’s true, how did she know about this school?”

“It’s not that surprising Twilight.” Spike said lying down in his bed. “She is over a thousand years old after all.”

“You have a point… but still, she’s asking me to go alone again without my friends…”

“Maybe she knows that you’ll make new friends in this world too.”

“But… what about the library?”

“I could always stay behind and look after things while you’re gone.”

Twilight smiled at him and pulled him into a hug. “Thanks Spike… I can always count on you for advice.” She sighed and got up. “I guess I should start packing… Princess Celestia wants me to leave as soon as possible.” She said gathering her things; a few books. Some papers and quills. “I know I won’t be able to write to her, but I want her to know everything that I’ve learned.”

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“Tsukune!” Kurumu exclaimed knocking at his door. “Come on! I want to go to school with you today!” Kurumu just kept banging on the door until finally Tsukune’s mother answered the door. “Oh! Hello Mrs. Aono! Is Tsukune still here?”

“Oh, hello Kurumu.” Tsukune’s mom said answering the door. “No, he isn’t home, he’s already on his way to school with Moka.” Hearing her name, Kurumu froze in her place. “Is… something the matter?”

“No! Of course not!” Kurumu said snapping back into reality. Grrrr… that vampire is always getting in the way of me and my Tsukune!! She thought to herself. I knew getting another rosary was just a mistake!! “Thanks for letting me know Mrs. Aono. I’ll see you later!” Kurumu exclaimed as she ran toward the tunnel that connected the human world to Yokai academy. Once inside, she sighed as she changed into her succubus form: growing demon wings, long nails and a tail, and flew as fast as she could toward Yokai Academy. This is so unfair! Why does Moka Akashiya always have to get in my way!? I love Tsukune more than she does! All she does is suck the blood out of him!! Well this time, it’s going to be different. This time Tsukune will be mine! Kurumu thought to herself as a grin formed on her face.

After a few minutes of flying, Kurumu reached the end of the tunnel and changed back into her human form, for she knows it is against school rules to be in her monster form on school grounds. She sighs and starts walking to the school itself, but on her way to the school, she finds Tsukune and Moka in the path looking at eachother… Again…

“Oh Tsukune…” Moka said to Tsukune.

“Oh Moka…” Tsukune said to Moka.

“Oh Tsukune…”

“Oh Mo--”

“Tsukune!!” Kurumu exclaimed pulling Tsukune into a full embrace, pressing her breasts against him. “It’s good to see you again my love!”

“Kurumu, what are you doing!?” Tsukune exclaimed. “Are you going to do this everyday!?”

“Oh don’t be silly Tsukune! Come on, let’s walk the rest of the way to school, just the two of us!” Kurumu pulled him arm.

“No, Tsukune is going to School with me!” Moka exclaimed pulling on Tsukune’s other arm.

“Seriously it’s too early for this!!” Tsukune exclaimed.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about Moka, Tsukune wants to come with me to school, don’t you Tsukune??” Kurumu said pulling his arm tighter.

“Kurumu, let go of him! You’re hurting him!” Moka exclaimed pulling her side as well.

“Aaaahhh!! This is really painful!!” Tsukune shouted.

“Oh!” Both Moka and Kurumu said. “I’m so sorry Tsukune!” They then both glared at each other. Tsukune thought of this as the perfect opportunity to run for the school without retaining any further damage to his body. While no one looked, he ran as fast as he could to the school.

Why does it feel like every day in school is just another battle for me!? Tsukune thought to himself. I just hope Moka doesn’t get upset because I ran away like that…! Tsukune would run for some time until he finally reached the building… and even more trouble.

“Tsukune!” The young witch exclaimed running up to him, hugging him. “It’s great to see you again!”

“Uh… it’s good to see you too Yukari…” But all too quickly Tsukune felt an intense freezing sensation as Yukari was frozen solid and pulled off of Tsukune.

“Hi Tsukune… how are you today?” Mizore said walking up to him. “I’m so glad I get to see you again, it’s been too long.” Mizore said in her usual monotone voice.

"Uh... Not exactly Mizore, I could see you stalking me from my window... In fact you did that almost everyday on vacation."

"I'm sorry Tsukune, I just can't stay away from my future husband."

Oh god she's still on that... Tsukune thought to himself. "Look, I really don't think that--"

"What the hell was that for Mizore??!!" Yukari exclaimed breaking free from the ice.

"You were getting to close to my future husband." Mizore said. "I decided that this year Tsukune will be mine and mine alone. Anyone who gets too close will freeze."

"Mizore, I don't want you freezing everyone around me!" Tsukune exclaimed.

"Why not?" Mizore asked. "It's my way of showing my love for you--" she was hit in the head by one of Yukari's attacks.

"Yeah?? Well I'm gonna make that my rule too!" Yukari's exclaimed.

"Wait you've gotta be kidding me!!" Tsukune exclaimed. "Can't we talk about this!?"
As if by miracle, the school bell had rung. “Oh look! we have to get to class! See you girls later!!” Tsukune exclaimed as he bolted toward his class.

“You think we may have forced this upon him a bit?” Mizore asked watching Tsukune run.

Jesus! I swear this is the most forceful they’ve been so far! Tsukune thought to himself as he was running to his class. This is going to be a long semester, I just know it…

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Twilight sighed as she made her way into Princess Celestia’s chambers. “Ah, good you’re here Twilight.”

“I came as quickly as I could Princess Celestia.” Twilight said feeling a little uneasy. “Princess Celestia, You said in the letter something about there not being any humans around in that school…”

“Yes, because you won’t be the only one learning to be like a human. They are different beings that will only be in human forms.”

“Really?”

“Yes, there will be many students…” Celestia looked away for a moment.

“Is something wrong?”

“No, no, it’s nothing… Alright.” Celestia said snapping back into reality. “Before you travel to this world, I’m going to cast a spell that will allow you to change into a human or back into your pony form at will. With this you will still be able to use magic in your human form.”

“That… really couldve been helpful last time.”

“Actually, it wouldn’t have any effect after you passed through the mirror. All magic is rendered useless after passing through.” Her horn began to glow with a yellow aura and was pointed at Twilight. “Be warned… once I use this spell, you will always have the ability to change… even in Equestria. So I recommend not using this spell when you return.”

“I understand Princess Celestia…”

“And I trust you told your friends about your leave?”

“Yes, everything is taken care of.”

“Very good… Everything should be taken care of for you at Yokai Academy as well...” Celestia’s horn grew brighter. “Good luck… my most faithful student…” With that, Celestia used the spell on Twilight, both giving her the ability, and sending her directly to Yokai Academy. “Be safe…”

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“Ugh…” Twilight said slowly regaining consciousness. As she opened her eyes, she looked up at the gothic looking building in front of her. “So this must be Yokai Academy…” She stopped and looked at her own body, seeing if there are any changes from last time. And indeed there were many changes. “Whoa… my skin looks whiter than last time…” she said slowly getting up and looked up at where her horn is supposed to be. “But still no horn…?” She said confused. “Maybe if I…” She said concentrating, trying to perform a spell. But instead of feeling magic in her horn, she felt it in her right hand. “It really worked!” Twilight exclaimed with a beaming smile. “I guess I better get to class…” she dusted herself off and made her way into the school. Unfortunately being the first time in this building, she got lost many times. It was annoying her greatly. “Where is this class!?!?”

“Hi there.” A female voice said behind me. “You look lost, would you like some help?” I turned to the woman a little surprise and nodded. “Perfect, where is it that you’re headed?” I just held up a piece of paper to her and let her read it. “Ah Miss. Nekonome’s class! right this way please.” she began walking to the direction of the classroom. “So, new student eh? What’s your name?”

“Uh… Twilight. Twilight Sparkle.” Twilight responded.

“Nice to meet you Twilight. My name is Ruby Tojo.”

“It’s nice to meet you too Ruby.” Twilight looked at Ruby curiously. “You’re… in your human form right?”

“Yup! School rules. Not allowed to change into our monster forms on school grounds.”

“Oh I see….. wait… Monster form!?”

“Uh… yeah. That’s what this school is for: monsters to learn and live amongst humans… You are a monster too right?”

“Well.. I wouldn't exactly call myself a monster… but…” Twilight’s hands glowed and she changed into her alicorn form. “Does this count…?”

“You’re an alicorn??” Ruby asked in amazement. “That’s so great! I've never seen an alicorn girl in this school before!”

With that Twilight changed back into her human form. “You’ve heard of alicorns?”

“Well yeah, they’re well known to witches…. oops! I wasn’t supposed to tell you what I was… that’s a school rule too, my bad…” Ruby said smiling sheepishly.

Twilight couldn't help but smile but at the same time ponder at the thought that she was talking to a witch… It’s strange, she seems really nice for a witch… “So when did you come to this school Ruby?”

“Oh, it’s a long story… but it can wait, right now you have to get into class!” Ruby exclaimed opening the door to apparently my classroom. “Hello Miss. Nekonome! Just dropping off new student who got lost in the halls.”

“Oh, thank you Miss. Tojo!” Miss. Nekonome replied. “I was wondering when she would show.”

The door closed behind Twilight. “You knew I was coming?”

“Of course! I got a letter from a… Celestia?” she said picking up the letter. “She said that you will be attending yokai academy for a year.”

Twilight smiled at her teacher. Wow… she looks like a human crossed with a cat. Twilight turned back to the class. “It’s nice to meet all of you. My name is Twilight Sparkle.” She said and started looking around for an open seat.

“Why don’t you take the empty seat next to Tsukune, Twilight?” Miss. Nekonome asked.

Twilight nodded and took her seat next to Tsukune Aono. Tsukune couldn’t help but look at her. Wow… she looks amazing. But at the same time, I know she’s a monster too… He thought to himself.

Twilight looked at him and smiled. “It’s nice to meet you Tsukune.” She held out her hand to him. “I’m hoping we can be friends while we’re in school together.

Tsukune just looked at her for a moment. When she says ‘friends’ I really hope she doesn’t mean it in the same way as Kurumu. But Tsukune decided to be nice and shake her hand. “I’m hoping to be friends too, Twilight,” he smiled slightly.

Author's Note

Hey everyone! And yes I made a crossover with Rosario+Vampire... I usually don't make vampire stories, not that this is a completely vampire story... it's a long story alright? I just hope that you enjoy this!!

The Magic of Friendship?

“Alright, class dismissed.” Miss. Nekonome said as an hour past. “Remember, no changing into your monster forms on school grounds!”

Twilight sighed closing her notebook, getting up. This school's customs are so strange... And I'm pretty sure that the clothes they think humans wear these days are outdated.

But as she was about to leave, Kurumu cut her off. “Hold on a second.” Kurumu said crossing her arms. “What gives you the right to get close to my Tsukune?”

“I was only sitting next to him.” Twilight said trying to move past her, until Kurumu got in front of her again.

“I know what you’re trying to pull, don’t think I don’t because I do!” Kurumu exclaimed. “You’re trying to get with him and keep him for yourself! Well it won’t work!”

“What? I’m not trying to get with Tsukune, we’re just friends. In fact we agreed to meet outside since we both have a free period.”

“I didn’t agree to anything!” Kurumu exclaimed. But without warning Kurumu is surrounded by a purple aura and is floating in the air. “Hey! What the!?” Twilight just walks past her. “Put me down!” The aura suddenly disappears and Kurumu drops like a rock. “Ow!!” Twilight then started running toward the outside. “Get back here!!” Kurumu exclaimed chasing after her.

“Leave me alone!!” Twilight exclaimed running as fast as she could. “I only want to be friends with him, that’s all!”

“Bullshit!!” Kurumu exclaimed.

“Someone help me!!” Twilight shouted running out the toward the direction where Tsukune is. “Oh thank Celestia… Tsukune!” Twilight exclaimed running to him.

“Huh??” Tsukune said looking. “What the!?!”

“She has the wrong idea of what’s going on!!!” Twilight exclaimed running closer to Tsukune. But when she got close to him, she tripped over and fell on top of him. “Oohh…” Twilight groaned. She looked down and was shocked at who she was on top of. “Oh my gosh, Tsukune, I’m so sorry!” She said quickly getting off of him.

“Why… you…!!!” Kurumu exclaimed as she turned into her succubus form. “Little bitch!!!”

“YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!” Twilight exclaimed.

“Kurumu, stop!!” Tsukune exclaimed getting in front of Twilight. “We’re just friends alright!?”

Kurumu growled and went back into her human form. “Alright… but I’ve got my eye on you…”

Twilight sighed. “This is certainly an interesting school…”

“What did you expect?” Kurumu asked.

“Well… I didn’t know it was a school for monsters…”

“Wait… are you telling me that you’re a full human too?”

“No I’m not a--... wait there’s a full human here?”

“Yup!” Kurumu exclaimed. “Tsukune Aono! My boyfriend!” she exclaimed pulling Tsukune into a full embrace. Twilight was so focused on Kurumu and Tsukune, she hadn’t noticed the girl with long pink hair and a rosary on her breast.

“Kurumu!!” Moka exclaimed. “For once, can me and Tsukune be alone??”

“Why should I let him get close to you!?” Kurumu exclaimed but she was soon frozen along with Moka.

“What the!?!?” Twilight exclaimed

A girl with purple hair slowly walked up to Twilight with a look of curiosity. “I recommend that you stay away from my fiance…”

Why me…? Tsukune thought to himself, and although he wasn’t aware of it, Twilight thought the same thing. “Mizore, please, we only agreed to be just friends.”

“I saw you two touching hands in class…”

“That’s how people are supposed to greet!”

“You know what?? Forget this!” Twilight exclaimed. “I’m sorry Tsukune but this is too crazy for me!” She just ran away toward the courtyard. This is absolutely ridiculous! A bunch of monster girls fighting over a human boy!? What kind of school is this and who would allow something like that!? Twilight sighed as she stopped in the courtyard. To her surprise she managed to find Ruby again. It looked like she was speaking with a younger girl.

“But Ruby, what if Tsukune never likes me…?” Yukari asked.

Oh dear Celestia, not another one…

“You’ll just have to show him how much you love him.” Ruby answered.

“How? I already tried by getting bigger boobs, but even then he didn’t notice me!”

Wait a minute, she tried WHAT now!? Twilight walked up to the two of them and cleared her throat. “Hello you two.”

“Oh Twilight!” Ruby exclaimed. “How was your first class?”

“Strange…” Twilight replied. “Anyway, who’s this?” she asked referring to Yukari.

“Oh, this is Yukari Sendo. She’s a witch like me.”

“Hey aren’t you the new girl in Miss. Nekonome’s class?” Yukari asked. Twilight nodded. “And you’re the one who held Tsukune’s hand…?”

Oh please don’t go where I think this is going… Twilight thinks to herself. “Look, I only like him as a friend. I’m not here in this school to find a boyfriend, I’m here to learn.”

“How do I know you’re not lying!?”

“Agh…! Forget it! I’m not getting into another argument like this!” She was about to walk away again, but just as she was…

“And where do you think you’re going?” A boy asked with a mischievous smirk on his face.

“Somewhere to be alone…” Twilight said in an annoyed tone. “Now please move…”

“School rules… you gotta show me your monster form before I let you pass.”

“That isn’t a rule…” Twilight gasped as she was picked up by the collar of her shirt. “H-hey! let go of me!!”

“Twilight!” Ruby exclaimed running up to them. “Hey, let go of the poor girl!” She exclaimed at the boy.

“Piss off, bitch.” the boy replied and looked back at Twilight. “So tell me, what kind of monster form are you hiding?”

“Please! I’m not trying to hide anything! Let go!” Twilight flailed and struggled until she was smacked hard by the boy. “Aahh!!”

“Show me your true form!”

“I can’t…! It’s against school rules!”

“Hey! Stop that you big jerk!” Yukari exclaimed about to wave her wand.

“Oh no you don’t!” the boy grabbed the wand with his other hand and snapped it in two. He suddenly began to change into his form: an orc. Twilight just screamed at the top of her lungs until the orc covered her mouth. “Still won’t show your true form!?”

“Leave her alone!” Tsukune exclaimed running up to them.

“Oh, you again.” the orc mused. “Get lost kid!” She turned back to Twilight again. “This is your last chance, babe… I think you should take it!”

“If I change, you’re going to be sorry!” Twilight exclaimed.

“Oh I’m shaking…” The orc chuckled. “Go ahead! I dare you!”

“Fine, but you asked for it!” Twilight exclaimed as there was a bright glow emanating from Twilight. It was so blinding that the orc dropped her.

Just as Twilight was changing, the other girls came in as well. “Tsukune what’s happening!?” Moka exclaimed.

“It’s Twilight… she’s showing her true form.” Tsukune responded.

The light soon grew dim revealing Twilight’s true form: and winged unicorn, also known as an alicorn.

“You’re kidding right??” The orc just burst out laughing. “You’re just a pony! You expect me to be afraid of--...” he was interrupted as he was soon lifted into the air by a magic aura. “Hey, what in the!?”

“I am not just some pony! I am a princess!!” Twilight exclaimed. “And I think it’s about time you learned your place!” She sent the orc flying through the school building. Twilight was just panting for a moment but then sighed changing back into her human form. She looked back at everyone else who just looked at Twilight in shock. “I’m sorry that I had to do that…”

“That was amazing!!” Yukari was the first to speak out.

“Huh?”

“I always read about alicorns, but I didn’t know they could use magic like that!” Ruby said with a bright smile.

“That was… incredible.” Tsukune let out.

“Yeah it was…” Moka agreed, but obviously still in shock.

“Well this is a change…” Kurumu started. “I thought it was mostly Moka who took out the bad guy after every episode.”

"Wait, after every what?" Twilight asked.

“That was so great!” Yukari exclaimed ignoring Twilight's question.

“Wait a second, I thought you were all mad at me because you thought I was trying to get with Tsukune.” Twilight said in confusion.

“Well, if you’re really not trying to, then we shouldn’t have a problem with you.” Kurumu said. “But I’m still going to keep an eye on you.”

“I have an idea,” Tsukune started. “Why don’t you join the newspaper club with us?”

“Newspaper club?” Twilight asked.

“Yeah, that way we can all get to know eachother better.” Tsukune smiled.

Twilight didn’t say anything for a moment. She looked at the four girls and Tsukune unsure if she should really join this club or not. If I do join this club, what if I get distracted from my studies…? Still… having friends in Equestria is what really helped before. Maybe making friends here will do the same. Twilight smiled and nodded. “Alright, I’ll join.”

Everyone cheered at her answer… mostly the girls. But little did they know, someone else was watching from a distance. The being chuckled. “This time sis, that rosary is coming off for good!” the young girl exclaimed.

“Did any of you hear that?” Twilight asked looking toward the direction of the bush.

“I heard it too.” Kurumu answered.

“Got you!!” Koko exclaimed jumping toward Moka holding a giant hammer… only to be stopped by Twilight’s magic freezing her completely. “Hey…! Why can’t I move!?”

“Do you know her…?” Twilight asked looking at Moka.

“Well… she’s actually my sister.” Moka answered. “Don’t worry, she does this a lot.”

“Should I unfreeze her then?”

“Actually, I would keep her like that…” Kurumu said.

“Kurumu!” Moka exclaimed at Kurumu and turned back to Twilight. “No, you can let her go.”

“If you say so…” Twilight said unfreezing Koko, letting her fall to the ground. Koko just ran off without another word.

“Ok… now that that’s over with,” Kurumu started. “How’s about we get to know Twilight more?... Who seems like she’s the only girl out of the five of us not trying to be with Tsukune.”

“Let me get this straight.” Twilight said looking at Tsukune. “You’re dating four girls at once??”

“What?? No! I’m only dating one girl!” Tsukune objected.

“Yeah! Me!” Kurumu exclaimed.

“What are you talking about!? Tsukune is my boyfriend!” Yukari exclaimed.

“You’re both wrong… Tsukune is with me.” Mizore said. “And Today after school, we’re going to do something special to prove it.”

“You are not going to have babies with him, Mizore!” Moka exclaimed.

“Yeah! If anyone is, it’s going to be me!” Kurumu exclaimed.

“No you’re--...”

“QUIET!!” Twilight exclaimed. “Listen to all of you! Only one girl can be with Tsukune alright!? And whoever that girl is, the others have to accept that!”

“That’s not fair!” Kurumu shouted. “Because all Tsukune wants to be with is Moka!”

“Then maybe Tsukune should just be with Moka and you have to accept that!” Twilight exclaimed. “You’re all acting ridiculous and it’s sickening!”

“You seriously want Tsukune to be with a vampire!? So she can suck his blood whenever she wants!?”

Twilight paused and looked at Moka. “You… really do that?”

“Not all the time, I promise!” Moka exclaimed. “It’s… in a way, how we met.”

“Kurumu… you said he was human, right?” She nodded and Twilight paused again and looked back at Moka. “Why do you like him the way you do? Is it just for blood or something else?”

“Well… Tsukune was the first human to accept me as a friend.” Moka started. “Up until junior high, I attended a human school. But the other humans there didn’t see me as a friend… I felt lonely. That’s why I decided to switch to Yokai Academy. And on my first day I bumped into Tsukune.”

“And… how exactly did you two meet?” Twilight asked.

“Well it’s a little embarrassing but… I accidentally hit him with my bike.”

Twilight paused again lost in thought… but after a minute she spoke out. “I honestly think that Tsukune and Moka have a better chance of being together.”

“What!?” Kurumu exclaimed.

“Hey! You need to accept that!” Twilight exclaimed turning to Kurumu. “For goodness sake, have some sense! If you keep trying to get with Tsukune, a boy who’s already with someone, don’t you think you’re just stressing him out!?”

Kurumu stopped for a moment. “I hadn’t really thought about that…” she admitted.

“And that goes the same for all of you!” Twilight turned to the rest of the girls. “Tsukune is not some object you can fight over, he’s a living person! You need to accept the fact that he’s with Moka and move on!”

“I guess you’re right…” Yukari sighed.

“No… she’s not right.” Mizore said. “She’s only trying to make getting to Tsukune easier for herself!” she exclaimed as her hands turned into sharp ice. “And I’m not going to let that happen!”

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