Rainbow Dash Says "Pony Porn"

by RainbowFridge

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Other, Sex, Random
Length: 1297

Pony porn, are you clopping yet?

Pony Porn, are you clopping yet?

Published 2013-12-22 19:40:04 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-22 19:40:04 UTC

Are we still in the sky?

Are we still in the sky?

Later, when time sped forward. Thor was gone and her life was as hollow as a pigs foot. Where was fat Thor to fill her life with meaning?

But then fate strolled out in front of her, A cereal bowl. Her cereal bowl. It had a picture of life on it. not the word – the actual picture of life.

Yeah, she’s a photographer too.

She took it herself – it was the one day she was filling in for superman and flew around the world better then him and turned the world all the way back to the 1940’s.

she bought a hat there.

She picked off the cereal bowl and wished with all her magical leprechaun pony might, for Thor to fart out some marshmallow ponies into her bowl.

She was about to break a sweat when it happened – the musical sound of beans… Ranch style to be precise… filled the air. Rainbow dash opened her eyes to see marshmallows.

Thanks Thor, Thanks Loki, Thanks Magical dancing chicken feet, thank you superman having gay thoughts about green lantern.

She threw the cereal bowl from her sight, it had no spork and it offended her rainbow dash eyes.

because she was Rainbow Dash.

She continued along the path, thinking of M&M’s when a cute little bunny crossed her path.

The Pony stopped mid-step and looked to the cute bunny in awe. It was like the home alone kid before he hit puberty and the word forgot about him. he was like march of the penguins but with less water and more fur. It was…it was dead.

With a mighty rainbow stomp the pony crushed the little bunny with a mighty kung fu rainbow chop. This made her want Chinese grass… rice? Chinese Ponies? Yes, Chinese ponies – she must gain their magic.

She looked to the dead bunny. Rainbow Dash did not like competition. Rainbow Dash was a champion. A bunny stomping champion.

And now it was just like march of the penguins.

She smiled and continued forward, starting a forest fire.
She shouted then “Pony Porn!”

Author's Note

If I go Crazy, will you still call me super man? or make me have really gay sex with green lantern? either one is okay. Now go my pretties and watch march of the penguins... bask in Morgan Freeman's voice which is also life. Allow Rainbow Dash to take a photo - she is really good with boring settings and turning them black and white. Like chair!
Tune in next time! or not... I dont really care.

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As the earth burned beneath her, the pony with wings fluttered through the smoke. The earth was getting much too badass. It was getting in her way. It was filled with too much color like her mane. It was trying to be Rainbow Dash but SHE was Rainbow Dash. Because she was Rainbow Dash.

She adjusted her new authentic batman cape and continued to fly, she had killed Batman. She had killed him like a sea puppy, while super man and the flash had kinky gay sex thoughts parties in the other room. Batman cried for help but there would be no help.

Only gay sex and death.

She left a live frog on the corpse of Batman – she hated this frog. Its name was Tiffany. What kind of a name was Tiffany? She knew tiffany loved Batman with all her heart – Rainbow dash hated Tiffany.

Rainbow dash landed in a field of flowers, it reminded her of other flowers she had seen the day before she set the whole world on fire.

Her Batman cape touched them and made them die because the dead soon to be raped body of Batman had given it the power to kill innocent flowers. Rainbow dash liked this. Raindow dash is awesome. Because she was rainbow dash.

Rainbow dash then pulled from a mysterious pocket in her fur pony side thing, an iPhone 5. She was the only pony who had one – fat Thor brought it to her through her Rainbow fridge earlier that day because he farted too aggressively and what popped out was a phone.

She tapped over the screen with her hoof, and it made the screen break. The phone was dying from a slashed screen.

She could not let it die. She had already given it a back story and everything, she had called it Orange because it annoyed the fuck out of her and undeservingly got a show on cartoon network before having sex with a strawberry and turning into a phone inside Thor’s Ass cheeks.

She ran in a desperate attempt to save her phone, she tripped on a sword but did not fall down because she is Rainbow Dash and wasn’t even running anyways – she was flying with her feet wings. She found a sword – waved it over the phone who was typing out its last will – killing the death demons upon it
.

She was so over joyed from saving her phone that she read the last will of the iPhone five that smelled of pancakes and the avengers movie. To her dismay, the phone was going to leave its whole fortune to Fat Thor!

Rainbow dash then wrapped the phone in her Batman cape of death and threw it into a river. As bubbled popped out of the water like popcorn she smiled as the words came from the buttery spheres as they popped. It was something about a wrecking ball and pony Miley Cyrus showing off her abnormally large nipples.

Rainbow dash then pulled a rolled up waffle in her mouth and lite it like a cigarette, these were pony cigarettes. She smoked it. she smoked it like a badass without syrup.

What did she look like? Canadian? Well maybe a little. But she was Rainbow dash and that canceled out the Justin Bieber blood running through her veins.

She took a long rainbow drag and then muttered.

“Pony porn”

The Awakening

Rainbow dash awakes from a envy worthy sleep, her thoughts clouded by smoky remains of her past night’s dream.
She rolled out of bed and walked steady to drink some milk from her pony fridge. It was a rainbow. Because she was Rainbow dash.

She drank the milk slowly… it tasted good. No great. Only the best milk for rainbow dash – it tasted of apple babies… the finest apple babies.

She shut the door to her rainbow fridge that was by the way also a path way to Asguard. She fought alongside Thor, in that one movie “Thor 2” but you just didn’t see her she was flying so fast because she is rainbow dash.

Rainbow dash thinks to herself that she wants to see her friends, she likes her friends….REALLY likes her friends…. Like in a magical way. Because she is rainbow dash.

She puts on her pony shoes and heads out the door with her wings… the wings of angles the wings of demons, the wings of the almighty rainbow dash. But then she turns! She looks toward the rainbow fridge and shouts in the freckled voice of Morgan Freeman “My rainbow lucky charms!”

She chases at the speed of Rainbow dash light to the rainbow fridge only to find a fat Thor eating all of her cereal!
She growled and huffed in distain as she looked into fat Thor’s cute eyes and whispered.

“Pony porn”

Author's Note

Want more? Like Thor? Well okay you fat bitches strap on I mean In.. I mean both,Enjoy the the five dollar pony rides from me, Pedro, your trusty pony peddling sombrero sells-man.