Dead Rising MLP Edition

With the spiked bat in my saddle bag I ran out into the fields. To keep me and Scoots alive I would need some food. I guess I can just stop by at sugar cube corner. The fight between was same as the time as I went  to save Scoots. Time passed until I finally arrived at sugar cube corner. Something was out of touch, seeing there were literally no zombies anywhere. The real reason was, many small pieces of bone and flesh was everywhere. Piled up near the door were bones and a few skulls. A smell of something baking canceled what should smell like decaying bodies. The smell of sweet rolls lingering through my nose. I walked into the bakery to see one of the three girls, I think her name is Apple Bloom, tied in a chair crying.

"What the hell?" I whispered, knowing some pony in here was most likely going to kill me.

"YAY!" the voice of a mad mare echoed through the hallway, " A customer!"

I ducked behind a counter in the back of the shop with a little spot that I could look out to see what was happening. The beloved Pinkie Pie came bouncing out of the hall. You would think this would be nice if she didn't have a butcher's knife covered in blood. When she walked out, Apple Bloom began to make sounds that sounded like screams and crying.

"What's wrong little one?" she began to snicker with an evil tone, "I'm gonna make you some sweets for ya!"

After that burst of screaming and crying came. I knew I had to act, or this poor little filly might die.

"Untie the girl!"

I yell towards the insane one. She turned around with a huge smile and her right eye twitching.

"There's the customer," she said, "What can I get you?"

"You can untie Apple Bloom!" I yell towards her.

"Why would I do that?" she asked, "Look, she's having fun!"

"I don't think sounds of crying and screaming mean fun."

"Yes it does!" she yelled, "Tears of joy and screams of enjoyment!"

"If you won't do it, I will."

I walked towards the chair to get a small knife thrown at me. It slices a small part of my skin off. Apple Bloom's screaming continues to grow louder and louder. I pull out my spiked bat that I created at the cabin.

"Bring it," I told her.

She charged with the sharpened knife, but to her disadvantage I swung the bat straight into her head. This swing sent her flying to the side. I swung again. Pinkie dodged it and stabbed me with a knife. I yelped in pain. Once again I swung the bat and that was able to send her flying into a cabinet. The cabinet began to tip over and fell, crushing Pinkie to death. I untied Apple Bloom, who passed out when Pinkie charged at me and carried her to the cabin.