Funny Conversations: Odd One Out!

by Kapwnage

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 554

RvB Caboose and Derpy sit on clouds!

Caboose (From Red Vs Blue) and Derpy have an interesting conversation, while sitting in the clouds.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-17 16:52:50 UTC

Odd One Out!

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Kapu and MLP Presents: Odd One Out!!

Guest Star: Private Michael J. Caboose

Produced By: Kapu

Written By: Kapu

And everything else: Kapu

Sitting in the clouds on a warm summer day.

"Horsey!"

"I am?"

"You're a talking horsey!"

"Why are you sitting up here in the clouds?"

"I like clouds, they're fluffy like muffins. I remember Private Muffins. He was fun. Like the time I blew him up."

"How'd you do that?"

"I threw a grenade, but someone put a wall in my way."

"What's that your holding?"

"This is a gun- I like guns. They go BLAM BLAM BLAM!"

"What are those?"

"These are fingers! They do finger-y things."

"Like what?"

"Pull triggers for guns to go BLAM BLAM BLAM!"

"How'd you get up here?"

"I kinda just appeared here."

"Reasonable enough. I'm Derpy." [Holds out hoof]

"I'm Caboose. Everyone calls me Caboose, but you can call me Caboose." [Shakes hoof]

"You're name is funny. I like it."

"Hey chicka bum bum."

"What?"

"My friend Tucker says that all the time, except when I say that, he yells mean words at me. I love my friends."

"Yeah, so do I!"

[Gasps] [color=lue]"You like Tucker too? I thought I was the only one! He's as cool as Tex."

"Who's Tex?"

"Shes the black one, and Tucker is the other black one."

"Does he like muffins too?"

"I dunno, Private Muffins is on the red team."

"Huh?"

"He likes saying girly things, everyone calls him Private Donut... that sounds like Private Biscuit! He's not nutty at all though."

"What about Tucker?"

"Oh, him. Yeah, um... he let me out and then somehow shot himself in the back somehow. Uh... but we don't think it was anyone's fault, everybody agrees it was an accident."

"Did I give you you're mail yet?"

"I have mail?" [Gasps again] "Only that man on my computer says that!"

"What's a computer?"

"Andy's a computer! He likes exploding too."

"Is he nice?"

"He goes Bleep Bloop."

"Um-"

"Bleep Bloop."

"Wha-"

"Bleep Bloop."

[Three hours pass]

"Bleep Bloop."

"Can you stop?"

"KABOOM!"

"Ah!"

"Andy does that."

"Whos Andy again?"

"He's the one that likes going Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep Bloop. Bleep-"

"Alright!"

"And as scary as someone thought it was to begin with. Back to square one: scary square."

"I don't like scary."

"Goodbye."

"What?"

[Caboose goes through cloud] "Tell Tucker that I said he could have my orange juice!

[Rainbow Dash lands on clouds] "What was that?"

"What was what?"

"That thing."

"What thing?"

"That blue thing!"

"What blue thing?"

"That blue thing that you were just talking too."

"What blue thing I was just talking too?"

"Oh forget it."

"Hey chicka bum bum."

The end!

*Note: Another write I did when I was bored.* Source: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Red_vs._Blue