My little Shepard

Jeff Moreu, or Joker as everyone called him, didn't want to be alive.

He was on the Normandy one week, then bunking with the most annoying thing ever the next. As a horse…

When the ponies found Joker among the wreckage, he was not a pretty picture. Few Of his bones weren't broken, but he managed to survive.

Sadly, his savior was everything he disliked. She never stopped talking, this made her more annoying that EDI, and that's saying something. Truly, Pinkamena Diane Pie would've been better off if she never witnessed that rainbow in Joker's opinion.

Pinkie was yapping on about something called a Draconequess, When Mister Cake called for her aide.

Mrs. Cake walked up to the counter, providing extra sweets for the display case. He lifted up his head from the table. " Are you sure you don't have any drinks?"

The blue mare scowled at him. " This isn't a winery, it's a Bakery. Besides, we have two foals who aren't a year old! What would happen if they got into it?''

Joker groaned and slammed his head back into the table.

Mrs. Cake sighed. " I recall that Kelly had a flask, but the poor dear seems to need it almost. I thought she was going to take Jacob's hoof  off when he tried taking it from her!"

Sometimes Joker forgot that Jacob, Kelly, and Mordin were also here. They were always exploring, studying, or trying to find out exactly where they were. Joker braces were obliterated in the crash, so he was limited to the bakery.

Pinkie skipped back to him. " Where was I? Oh Yeah! So I turned GRAY!" She giggled incessantly. She continued yapping on and on.

Joker was about to let loose all the sober annoyance when Pinkie pulled out a paper bag. " Oh! I nearly forgot!" She pulled out a large bottle of wine.

" You've seemed stressed lately. Also, Twilight says she needs it to get through a full day with me. You've been here almost a week with me, so I was like " Hmm, He should get a bunch of Wine!"

He looked at her funny, then to the bottle.

With little hesitation, he popped the top off and chugged a sixth of the bottle. He wanted to meet this Twilight, He believed she would agree with her on a lot of things, according to what Pinkie Says.

The bell that announced customers sounded, and a group of mares walked through the door.

Two fit the description of Fluttershy and Rarity, ponies Pinkie talked constantly over. The others, felt strangely familiar. It was Tali's Suit that confirmed that they were his allies.

" Well, it's been a while." He piped, his voice beginning to slur. Miranda smiled.

" Good to know you still belong to the world of the living." she said.

" Well, the fact that your drunk is probably making things more tolerable around here… Kee'lah, I wish I could Drink," Tali' mumbled.

" Oh, umm, Jane told me to say she said hello…" Fluttershy said, quietly.

A small weight fell off Joker's shoulders. " Where is Shepard?"

" We dropped her off at, what was her name? Rainbow Dash? It feels…odd saying it." Tali' explained. " Rarity said she should learn to fly,…because Shepard has wings now. "Dash" can fly better."

High above Ponyville, Shepard was failing miserably at flying.