Chapter 2View OnlineThe Great WarChapter 2Chapter 2 Today I headed over to Fluttershy's house for my monthly penis inspection. She said that we needed to measure size, and strength as usual, so we measured size first. I grabbed my cock and rested it on top of the ruler. "11 inches" Fluttershy said. "Wow, that's down from 14 inches last month! What has the color of your cum been? If you don't mind me asking, you fucking piece of shit faggot." I pimped slapped Fluttershy so hard she orgasmed as I explained what happened. "Yesterday I came green cum" I said. Fluttershy became extremely scared and orgasmed at the thought of this. Her cum splattered all over my face, I took a taste and determined that it tasted like Grapes. "This is a sign of something terrible." Fluttershy said, "Come to my basement." Scared at the thought of this, I follow. Only to be pushed down by Fluttershy, Still nude. "Gonna to have to make sure this is still green. Hopefully it isn't or we may all die." And without a chance to reply, Fluttershy impaled herself with my penis, and began to bounce up and down on top of me, screaming in ecstasy at every thrust. Just then, Angel started to walk down the stairs, he saw what was going on, and dropped dead. Turned on by this, I shot all my cum into Fluttershy's tight ass. Screaming in pain, she gets off of me, and examines the color of my erotic juices. Her eyes lit up in horror as she saw that it was a dark green. She orgasmed for the final time that night, this time her cum was green as well.
Chapter 3View OnlineThe Great WarChapter 3Chapter 3 "What is going on?!?" I exclaimed, "Why is my cum green? Why is your cum green!?" "C-c-cum with me." Fluttershy replied. "Bad pun, Flutters." I shot back, pimp slapping her. We then travelled to Princess Celestia's castle where we told her about what has been happening. She screamed in terror. The scream was so loud, I grew a third testicle. "Dayum, son." Celestia replied. "We're going to have to see if that new addition to your team works properly. Cum with me." We then walked into a room hidden behind her throne filled with royal guards who were passed out. "Now you're going to see why they call me Princess Mollestia." She said. All of a sudden, her horn lit up, and shot a beam at me, Melting my clothes off. "Now, watch this." She then lowered her head near my chode, and slowly inserted her horn into my urethral opening. I was screaming both a mixture of pleasure and pain, until her horn was all the way inside my cawk. "Yeah, do you feel that inside!?!" Princess Mollestia screamed. Then she started moving her horn in and out of my pleasure stick, until I came blood. "There." Princess Mollestia started. "Now your hole is bigger. You'll need that upgrade to fight the Monster Lord." "Wait, what monster lord!?!" "Alice. She's the one making all of our cum green. And it's up to you to stop her."
Chapter 4View OnlineThe Great WarChapter 4Chapter 4 "I set off towards the volcano behind Princess Trollestia's castle. Accompanied by the one, the only, Tom Brady. "Yo, what's up piece of shit faggot? You better know how to catch if you're gonna be one of our recievers, faggot shit." "Come on, Tom. You can't swear. We need to keep this PG-13." I replied. "Oh, my fucking god, you got raped twice, and you're telling me to keep this PG-13? Cunt ass donkey boner." "Ugh! Whatever. Can you just stop making fun of me?" "Whatever, cocksucker." "Patriots suck.." I muttered to myself. "What was that!?!" "Nothing. Nothing." "Yeah, that's what I thought, pussy!" We were at the foot of the volcano's side entrance when Tom spoke up. "Yo, fag. If we don't make it out of this... I just want to let you know... You're a faggot." "Thanks... Tom. It's much appreciated." We then opened the door, and stepped inside. The sight we then saw was terrifying.
Chapter 5View OnlineThe Great WarChapter 5Chapter 5 Barrels. Barrels filled to the brim with... Green cum. Then, a snake lady came out of the side room, and began to speak. "So, Chad. I see you've arrived right on time! This should be fun. Awww! I see you've brought a minion with you as well!" She declared, eyeing Tom Brady. "Hey, faggot cunt. You listen here. I ain't no one's minion, bitch! You fucking understand what I'm saying to you!?!" "Whatever, minion." Alice replied. "Awww, Chad. You're such an aspiring young adventurer. Now, how to you want me to violate you?" "Wow, that escalated quickly." I replied. Now would be a perfect time to take out a weapon to defend myself with... Wait!?! Did I even bring a weapon!?! Alice noticed what was going on, and spoke up. "Awww. Defenseless are you? This should be easy." She said, slithering towards me. "HOLD IT!" Tom Brady yelled. "He may be a faggot, but he's my faggot!" He said, taking a defensive stance. "Tom, you're a pussy." Alice started. "I mean, come on. You call your recievers faggots after every incomplete pass, you bitch to the refs all the time, and I'm pretty sure you're in a secret relationship with your coach." Tom pissed himself after Alice revealed that secret to me, and passed out.
Chapter 6View OnlineThe Great WarChapter 6Chapter 6 "Hah! That was too easy. Now with you." Alice declared, slithering closer, and closer... I accepted my fate. Defenseless, and about to be killed by some snake-lady. I have failed. My thoughts were broken by the ceiling being destroyed, and someone crashing through it. The being landed on Alice, killing her instantly. Suddenly, I recognized who this was. "That was almost too easy." Nick Foles said. "Now let's get you out of here. The next day Everything was back to normal. I fucked Twilight, and my cum was a normal purple, instead of green. I have no idea about what happened to Tom or Nick, but I hope they're alright...
EpilogueView OnlineThe Great WarEpilogueEpilogue Chad went on to bang Twilight on a daily basis from then on, every time his cum changed color, he then noticed he had a rare STD and died the next year. Tom Brady returned to Earth where he lost to the Minnesota Vikings in the Super Bowl. He was then arrested after murdering Gronkowski, who dropped the game winning touchdown pass. Nick Foles went on to become a Hall of Fame quarterback. Although never winning a Super Bowl, he was remembered for putting his team first, and being a selfless person. Fluttershy fixed her random orgasm problem and married Rainbow Dash. Although being made fun of for being gay, they had a happy relationship together. Twilight got the rare STD from Chad, and died a week after Chad died. Princess Celestia was arrested for 2,463,217 counts of rape, being sentenced to 4,137,525,683 years in prison. Lyra would take her place.
Chapter 1View OnlineThe Great WarChapter 1I orgasmed inside Twilight Sparkle as I woke up. The cum spraying was orange but it didn't scare me. I came many colors before. Yellow, brown, cyan, even rainbow cum. I loved cum, but only one person loved it more than me; Twilight Sparkle. She loved my cum so much that she drinks some before breakfast each night. She always downs it in one gulp as if asking for more. "That was an amazing night!" Twilight said, stretching. "If only I could have more." "Oh yea. You can have more, Sugar Tits." I replied with my usual swag accent. "Then give me more, faggit." Twilight demanded, furious with me. I nodded, and ripped off my pants. My massive bone scaring Twilight at first, but she calmed down after a couple minutes. "Make me your cum dumpster" she demanded. I gave another nod and proceeded to shove it in her heavy anus, as she screamed with pleasure. The scream was so loud it made my ears bleed. Suddenly I had the perfect idea, I took my cock out of Twilight's anus as she screamed once more, drawing more blood out of my ears. I scooped up some blood from my ear canal and coated mah dick with it, using the blood as lubricant. Twilight said that this was an amazing idea and I stuck it in once more. Her screams of pleasure were a sign that I did something right. I began thrusting, her screams became louder and louder as I thrusted faster. I was on the edge of an orgasm. I exploded so hard inside that my cum was green. A color I have never came before. That was the first sign that the Great War was upon us.
