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                  Merry Christmas Derpy!                   
                     -by Soto Diofox-                      
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                  Merry Christmas Derpy!                   
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Merry Christmas Derpy!
Merry Christmas Derpy!
Just as Princess Celestia started to raise up the sun, Derpy's eyes suddenly flashed open. The filly sat up and stared out of her bedroom window to see a white blanket of snow outside. She dashed up and out of bed, and ran to her parents' room shouting,"It's Christmas Mommy! Wake up Daddy!"
As the pegasus flew down the stairs, she stared in awe at all the presents. Big ones, little ones, wrapped in paper of all the colors there are. The grey pony then trotted over to the cookies and milk she left out last night. the glass was empty and there were only crumbs left on the plate.
As  Derpy walked back to the Christmas tree, she tripped on a present and fell face first into the evergreen tree. She struggled to get free, but her efforts didn't do anything. When Derpy's parents had come downstairs, they tried to pull derpy out of the tree, and finally after a little while, the pony was pulled free, although the tree was destroyed in the prosess.
As the pony was flung out, she landed on a present and destoyed its contents. "Oops," Said the filly. Her parents were getting frustrated with the tree wrecked, one of Derpy's presents squished, it would be hard not to be.
when the parents kicked Derpy out of the house, she immediately began to pile up snow to build a snow mare with. after half an hour derpy was chilled to the bone. She knocked on the door to go inside to warm up of her favorite drink; hot chocolate. When the water was at a boil, her mother turned off the fire, and took out a package of hot coca mix. after a moment of stirring, the drink was ready.
Derpy took her hot chocolate to the living room, where she spilled it, ruining another toy and staining the carpet. Derpy put on an innocent grin. Derpy's perents were really angry now, but Derpy didn't care, this was her favorite part of the day; opening up the presents!
The pegasus began to organize the gifts for her, her mother, and her father. when she took her first gift, and tore it open, it was a Rainbow Dash action figure. Derpy's face lit up with exitement as she opened up the box. When the pony took it out, it immediatly fell apart.
Derpy's parents were livid now. they opened up their presents; a cutlery set, and a weed wacker. both had an evil grin. Derpy became confused. her parents opened up the boxes and took out their weapons. Derpy now knew what was going on, but it was too late to respond.
Derpy's mother whipped her blade around in anger slicing up her daughter. red liquid flowed out of the deep gash. the weed wacker began to whir to life, as Derpy's father pulled the start cord, it was over for Derpy, she had nowhere to run. with the tool, the father began to cut off Derpy's ear. with a quick slash of the knife, the filly's wing came clean off. blood was trickeling out of the pony's body, and with another cut, the mother had cut off derpy's hind leg, immobilizing her. she begged for mercy, sceaming, "I'm sorry mommy, sorry daddy! I'm so sorry!
nothing would stop her parents' bloodthirsty rage. this time the wacker cut up the filly's other wing, blood pouring everywhere making a small, crimson pool form. the wing wasn't cut in two, so it came off with a hard yank. with the last slice, half of her body was cut off.
The pony's last words were, "Why mommy, I said I was sorry." After that, the last of the pony's blood drained out. and Derpy lay down, limp, motionless, dead. Her parents were happy with the result, and hid the body.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO MOMMY PLEASE NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Derpy woke up from the horric nightmare, but caught sight of the glistening powder that fell from the clouds.
"It's all over now," Derpy sighed. "Hey mommy, Daddy get up IT'S SNOWING ON CHRISTMAS!"
The End.
Written by Soto Diofox, at Diofoxfics@gmail.com