That fourth wall!

by The Angry Dango of Doom

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Random
Length: 1210

Pinkie pie. Need I say more?

Alright maybe someone has done this before.
BUT NOT MY WAY SO TAKE THAT!
Yes people this doesn't make sense. THAT IS WHY IT IS MARKED RANDOM! As in Made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision:

Published 2012-03-14 16:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-01 05:50:01 UTC

Explanation? (usless filler crap)

"Come on spike!"Twilight said pushing a large machine

"Why do we have to be here and two in the morning?" spike asked in the distance caring large stacks of parchment and other office supplies

"Its right here!" Twilight said looking at the cross on the road where she had been earlier

"What's right here? There isn't anything but a bush" Spike said looking around " A very comfortable looking bush."

"Something Pinkie called a 'fourth wall'." Twilight said setting up her machine

"A fourth what?" Spike said setting down his things

"a fourth wall Spike"  She said finishing setting up her machine

"Whats that?" Spike asked

"that is what we are here to find out" Twilight responded looking for a place to begin

"How will we do that?" Spike said rubbing his tired eyes

"Well... Pinkie ran into something in the air like it was solid. So maybe if I were to run into it. It'll break again!" Twilight said galloping  down the road with her teeth clenched awaiting a crash

"Twilight I think you've officially gone crazy." Spike said as he lay on the bush

"Think what you will Spike but I have got to be onto something" She said as she galloped past Spike and her equipment again

"What are you trying to accomplish?" Spike said as he stretched in his plant bed

"I just said I'm trying to break the fourth wall! Listen!" she shouted but was followed by snoring from  the purple dragon

"What ever I'll do this myself" She said returning to attempt to run into the wall again

She tried this many times and failed every single time. As the sun arose Twilight looked around.

"Why won't it work?" She said slowly packing up her things and waking Spike

"Huh? Did you find it yet?" He yawned

"No. No 'I' didn't. I just. I just don't get it" Twilight said as she levitated the purple dragon onto her back

"Well don't worry about it. I mean this is Pinkie Pie we are talking about. She has got to be either the most powerfull being known to pony kind or she is just tricking you guys somehow." He yawned again

"Tricking. Heh. Yeah tricking us. How else would she have pulled that off. maybe she got some other unicorn to help her with that wall thing." Twilight said unsure

"Yeah Pinkie is great at pranks, and she knows every pony, like, everywhere"

"Yeah, I always get myself worked up for nothing!" Twilight said

"Were you Two up all night trying to get that wall to appear?" Pinkie said giggling as she walked up to the two

"Just me..." Twilight said exhaustedly

"Didn't I tell you not to worry!" Pinkie said giggling even louder

"Yeah. But I was just... I just really wanted to know what that was." Twilight said looking at the area where the hole had been the day before

"I don't even know! But they're fun!" She said still giggling

"So how do you know how to get rid of them?" Twilight asked putting a hoof to her face

"Oh that one was easy! The first time it happened I just sprayed some paint on it! Good as new!" Pinkie told her pulling out the can

"How'd you figure that?" Twilight asked

"Well when you put a hole in the wall you paint it right?" Pinkie asked her

"Well yeah. I guess you do!" Twilight even more confused

"Come on lets go get some breakfast!" She said hopping back to Ponyville

"I have to put my things back in my lab first" Twilight said turning around to find nothing there

"Already done!" Pinkie said still bouncing in the direction

"Wait. How?" Twilight asked turning around

"Don't worry, remember!" Pinkie shouted in the distance

THE BREACH IN THE WALL:

*CRASH*

"Are you okay?" Twilight asked Looking at her Pink friend who lay on the floor

"Uhh. I'm okay, I think." Pinkie said as she scratched her head

"What did you run into?" Twilight asked looking at a large hole in the air

"It seems to me like ya ran into some sort of glass" Apple Jack said looking at the tear in the fabric of reality

"But I don't see anything on the other side and there is this big hole on this one." Twilight said as she quickly went back and forth between the sides of the hole

"What is in there?" Apple Jack asked confused at the situation

"Its so dark I can't see anything" Pinkie Pie said as she put her head and front hooves into the hole

"Let me cast a light spell in there" Twilight said as she readied her spell focused into the hole

A ball of light shot out of Twilight's horn and flew into the break

"I still can't see anything! It must be big inside there." Pinkie said looking into the hole again

"hold on let me see if I can make it brighter" Twilight said as she focused more power through her horn making the ball glow like a small star

"Still nothing!" Pinkie said as she reached farther into the crack

"Still?" Twilight said as she focused even more energy through her horn making both the ball and her horn glow extremely bright

"Wait! I think I see something!" Pinkie said as she was almost fully into the fissure

"Careful now suga' cube" Apple Jack said as she took a step closer to the pink mare

"I think I can-" Pinkie said as she fell

"PINKIE!!!" both mares said as they both rushed to look where she had fallen.

Both mares stared far into the depths of the distortion in space

"Where'd she go!?!" Apple Jack asked frantically

"I don't know! Its too dark!" Twilight said as she moved the ball of light around hoping to find something

"Whats to dark?" asked a familiar high pitched voice

"Pinkie Fell into this thing!" Twilight yelled as she turned around and was greeted by a Pink mare

"Oh that thing?" She said as she took a step closer

"Wha~. How did. You just?" what?" Twilight said as she looked back and forth at Surprise then the hole.

"Twilight, let me tell you something about myself. I am totally unaffected by the fourth wall."Pinkie said as she pulled out a can

"The fourth what?" Apple Jack asked as she stared blankly at the Pink mare

"Oh you normal ponies will never understand!" Pinkie said as she sprayed the hole with the can she had pulled out making it disappear without a trace

"But you just fell into there? How did you get out?" Twilight asked as she looked at the place where Pinkie had just sprayed

"Don't you worry your pretty little head about it Twilight!" She said patting Twilight head

"Pinkie I just saw you fall into..." She said looking at the place where the hole had been "That thing!"

"Come on Twilight lets get a cupcake down at Sugarcube Corner!" Surprise said as she started to trot down the road again

"Umm okay" Twilight said more confused than she had ever been in her entire life

"Wha? What… Just happened?" Apple Jack said as her expression grew more and more confused