Alexander's History: Chapter 1 - From Highland to Equestria

Alexander opened his eyes, and he saw the sky.

Oh, geez. That was a nightmare?... But, why I'm outside? he thought.

He raised his hands that had become in hooves.

"Whoa..." said scared "What the hell is happening here?"

He attempt get up, but he couldn't do it.

"Damn damn damn damn..." repeated every time he fell, when he finally got up, but on a very uncomfortable position. "It's so stupid. Why I'm a ... I don't know... a kind of equine? I'm certainly very dizzy"

He was in the middle of the Everfree Forest, and he did not know where he was going. He, trying to walk like a pony, moved on an only direction. He passed through the Forest and he heard strange sounds. He quickly hid into the grass and he saw something strange.

"Umm... what's that?"

Was some kind of lavender unicorn, but with wings.

"Alright, this is already out of context" he said confused and still watching.

The unicorn (or pegasus, I do not know) looked worried, with evil black vines that were following (MLP:FIM Season 4, Chapter 2).

Geez... he thought.

The vines reached and slept her, they began to surround the lavender pony.

"Oh... Geez, poor pony. I've seen enough hentai to know the end of this" he said as he laughed silently. Oh... Wait... he thought. Other ponies came to her, and they fought with the vines.

Alexander, pokerfaced, said: ". . . I'm not sure if I got high before entering the factory... Anyways, I'm sleepy. Mmmm, Can I control those dark plants?" asked to him, trying to control the plants.

In this instant, the plants reacted to his magic.

"Whoa, I didn't know that. Anyways, mmmm... Let's try to pick some wool and wood, putting this on this... yeah, it's like a bed!" . He placed the bed that he had created on the floor and leaned back in her.

Oh, God... this day was crazy... he thought, and four minutes later, he was completely asleep

In the next morning, he wakes up, was a beautiful day, clear and sunny.

"Damn, stupid morning" he said while lazily woke.

He heard a lot of noise a few meters back. Without thinking twice, Alexander walked to the place from noise. Walking and walking, when finally he leave the Everfree Forest.

Thank goodness he thought.

Then Alexander observed a lot of ponies of all sizes and colors.

"...I repeat: I'm not sure if I got high before entering the factory"

Then a big and heavy package fell of the sky, straight in the Alexander's head.

"DAMN... It hurts!" he said as he squirmed in his pain.

Suddenly, a female voice began to talk to Alexander.

"I'm so sorry, sir. I don't know what went wrong" said that voice.

"WHAT THE HELL?..." Alexander stopped, and he looked to the girl who apologized with him. He, surprised, noticed that the girl who was talking to him was a pony. What's more, she was a gray pegasus. "Wait, you can talk?!" exclaimed.

"What are you talking about? It's obvious that I can talk, I'm a pony like you" said the mare.

"But, it's imp... Wait, do you say that I'm a pony?"

"Well, yeah" said the gray mare.

"You know, I don't believe you anything" Alexander said confused.

"I'm sure that you're a pony"

"No no, you're wrong. I am a-" the mare took out a mirror that reflects the Alexander's face, showing that he was a pony.

"WHAT THE HELL... I'M A PONY!" he said scared while he began to punch his head with anything that was near.

"Are you okay?" asked the mare.

"Oh no, I'm seriously a pony" he said a little dizzy by the blows as he rubbed his head. I can't believe I'm talking to a pony... nervously thought.

"But, anyways, I haven't seen you around here before. Are you new here?" the gray mare said.

"Well, I suppose"

"And your name is?"

"Emm... My name is Alexander"

"Your name is so weird. Nice to meet you!" the gray mare said smiling

"Err... and you are...?"

"My name is Derpy Hooves"

Yeah, right, I have a weird name he sarcastically thought.

After a warm conversation, Alexander began to feel hungry.

"Urg... Hey, Derpy, Do you know a good place to eat?" Alexander said.

"Oh, yeah. There is a special place called SugarCube Corner. There is good food, specially... MUFFINS!"

She is really excited, I'll check that place "Okay, Derpy, I'll follow you to that place"

"YAY"

A FEW MINUTES LATER

"Well, this is the place" Derpy said excitedly.

"And what are we waiting for? Let's go"

Then the two ponies entered in that place called SugarCube Corner. Within this place, a pink pony with a curly mane was seated in the entrance.

"Hi Derpy" said the pink pony.

"Hi Pinkie Pie" answered Derpy.

"Pinkie Pi...?" Alexander was cut by which it was supposed to Pinkie Pie.

"OhmygoshyouarenewinthetownIwillbeyournewbestfriendinthewholeworldandwewillhavesomuchfun" Pinkie Pie said excitedly... To be honest, she was too close to Alexander, invading his 'personal space'

"This is very uncomfortable" he said looking uncomfortably to Pinkie.

"So..." said Derpy. "Pinkie, give me your best muffins"

"Yeah, that would be good" said Alexander as he gently shoved Pinkie.

"Alright, I bring immediately!" said Pinkie excitedly.

After about 2 minutes of awkward silence, Pinkie brought the Muffins to Derpy and Alexander.

What? Just... MUFFINS!... Nothing more! he thought angry, looking to Derpy enjoying the muffins. God, I'm so hungry... Why not?... I hope it worthwhile. Then he bit the muffin. OH GEEZ, THIS IS DELICIOUS! he thought with an orgasm face and ate the muffin like a stupid and crazy guy.

Other ponies looked him strangely while he ate like an idiot. When he noticed what was going on, he apologized.

"Umm... Sorry but, I couldn't control myself" he embarrassed and said with a nervous smile.

"Uhh, that way of eating was amazing!" Pinkie Pie said happily.

Later, the three ponies left SugarCube Corner. As always, Pinkie talked and talked nonstop.

"Sorry guys, but I have to go. I have important things to do" said Derpy.

"Don't worry, Derpy," said Pinkie while Derpy flew away.

After Derpy left them, Alexander noticed that it was getting late.

"Well..." said Alexander.

"What's wrong?" Pinkie gently answered.

"I need back to my home, but..." Alexander was interrupted by Pinkie, again.

"You are leaving? But... we have not done anything for friends!" Pinkie said sadly.

Urg... I can't finish a fucking sentence with her near! he thought as he rolled his eyes.

"I'm not saying I'm leaving..." he stopped. "Well, technically yes, but ... I don't know how"

"What did you mean?" Pinkie said curiously.

"Well..." Alexander sighed. "Believe it or not, I guess I'm not of this world"

"I know" Pinkie said smiling.

"WHAT?!" Alexander yelled. "HOW?!"

"An assumption" smiled more.

". . ." Alexander was silent.

"Maybe my friend Twilight can help" Pinkie said as she was jumping.

Alexander, maintaining his desire to explode with fury, remained silent.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Pinkie began to be sorrowful.

"Nothing..." Alexander said a bit angry. "Just take me to the house of 'Twilight', urg"

"Oki Doki Loki" Pinkie said happily.