Why third season is twice less? Why Twilight became an alicorn? Why in Equestria Girls so ugly special effects? What is the McDonald's and Hasbro partnership? You will not like the answer.

Genre: dark mockery.

Translator's annotation:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Hasbro!

It's an adaptation. Thou can call me scum, I don't care. English language is not my native. I tried very hard to came out nicely and I hope I did well.
Original: http://stories.everypony.ru/story/4267/
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