Chapter 1
TARDIS
"Avoid Poison joke." Derpy Hooves mumbled to herself every now and then. A saddlebag with her cutiemark on the side was on her back, stuffed with pink flowers. She continued awlking until she had a strange feeling and forced herself to stop. She looked around, flapped her wings uneaisily, and continued loking for pink flowers.
"Watch out!" a stallion's voice called. The gray pegusas loked around and spotted, not two, but a whole pack of wood-wolves. She instinctively flew six ft. in the air, higher then they could jump. The growled at her, their brown teeth splintering againts eachother.
"Uh... anypony there?" she called when remembering the voice.
"Yes. Over here!" called the same stallion. Derpy turned her head to see a light brown male pony with a spiky, chestnunt mane in a tree. Five wolves were climbing, slowly but accurately, up to his perch. Without thinking, the gray mare flew quickly towards the stallion and picked him up, fear giving her strangth. She flew quickly to Ponyville.
"Do you know who he is, Pinkie?" Derpy asked Pinkie Pie. Once the stallion was in sight range, the party-pony gasped loudly and ran away. "That's a 'no'." the gray pegusas said to herself as she trotted to her find.
"You know, I'm awake now." he said. Derpy examined him carefully. She blushed when she relized that every aspect of him, in her eyes, was cute. Even his accent, which wasn't equestrian.
"Well... I didn't five minutes ago," The yellow-maned mare stumbled over her words.
"What's your name, ma'am? Er... pony," he corrected himself.
"Ma'am was fine," Derpy mumbled, turning her head to conceal a second blush "and your a pony, too, sir."
"No, that's not possible. I am a homo-saipiean."
"What's that..?"
"Uh... a human..."
"Lyra Heartstrings talks about humans alot... drives Bon Bon crazy."
"Wait a second, pony. Are you talking to me? Talking?"
"Yes. Why shouldn't I be? Are you a snooty VIP? I don't like those."
"No, it's just... where I come from... nevermind."
"What's your name?"
"I am The Doctor."
"So... you... take care of ponies?"
"No, no. I'm The Docter of- hey, is that an hourglass on my rump?"
"You the doctor of hey, is that an hourglass on my rump?"
"N-no, I mean, there's an hourglass on my rump!"
"That's your flank, Mister. And the hourglass is your cutiemark. Let's see..." Derpy trailed off, squinting her eyes at The Dr.'s flank.
"I know, Ma'am, I'm handsome. But, please, no examinations." the brown stallion giggled.
"Time? Is your special talent time?"
"Yes! I'm the docter of time, Daisy."
"Daisy?"
"You... smell like flowers." he murmured. The flowers for the Spa-Twins! Derpy was about to say. But, in the awkwardness of the moment, she forgot how to talk.
"My name is Derpy. Derpy Hooves."
"Derp Hooves? There's nothing wrong with them. Did your parents name you-" The Dr. stopepd after looking at the Mail-Mare's face.
"DERPY HOOVES!!!"
"I will stick with Daisy. Daisy Hooves."
"N-no... I like Derpy."
"Okay, then! Derpy Hooves it is!"
"Come on, Doctor. you can sleep at my place tonight." Derpy neighed after noticing how rapidly the sun was going down. The Dr. nodded, following Derpy towards one of the Ponyville houses.
