The Magical Dildo of Liberation

by WhatTheFap

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Colgate, Other, Romance, Sex, Spike, Comedy, Tragedy, Random, Adventure, Discord, Princess Celestia, Main 6
Length: 2493

Its season two, episode 2. But cloppy.

Published 2012-03-14 17:44:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-14 17:44:02 UTC

Chapter 1

The Magical Dildo of Liberation
By: WhatTheFap

It was season 2, episode 2, and Equestria was in chaos. The once magnificent trees of Ponyville now had dicks, the roads were lubed with semen, and it rained diarrhea from clouds made of mustard gas.

Twilight and those other 5 ponies were transformed into the inverses of themselves. Applejack was a liar, Pinkie was a buzz kill, Rarity fucked a rock all day, Fluttershy bitched at everyone, Rainbow Dash went home to have pre-pet sex with Tank, and I don't even know what Twilight was, sad? I mean seriously, she was still able to walk around and be typical boring-ass Twilight, but all she had to do to snap out of it was read some letters and torture Spike? #Real Talk

Twilight was reading them piles of letters that ol' Princess Celestia had sent (I don't get that either, there should only be 25 friendship letters, why are there piles?) and Spike finally burped out the last of the letters.

After he thought his position in this ordeal was over however, something long, shafty and purple came out of his throat. It was a dildo. Spike spit it out and coughed a little, deeply confused as to how PC could've sent that. Spike looked closely at it, it was around 6 inches long, purple, had bulges down the shaft, and was crested with the royal logo at the base. Spike knew what the object was, and how it was supposed to be used, but he wanted to see how it would affect somepony in person. So he walked up behind Twilight, and inserted it into her anus. In a split second, starting at and spreading from her pooper,

Twilight's coat began to change back to that silky purple. In a matter of seconds, she was completely back to her normal self. She turned around to Spike, who still had his hand on the dildo in her butt.
"What'd you do that for??" she yelled
"Uh... I just kind of wanted to see what it did..." Spike said, still kind of in shock at how it transformed her back.
"WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WOULD DO?" Twilight said, a little angry.
"You don't realize what just happened. Do you?" Spike asked.
"Did something just happen? I was just reading these letters and then you shoved that dildo in my ass." Twilight replied.
"You were that gray color that everypony else was, and then I shoved that purple thingy in your rectum, and now you're normal." Spike explained.
"Oh shit nigger, we gotta go save everypony else." Twilight said. "But uh... Could you put that back in my ass please?" Twilight asked.
And so he did.

First stop was Applejack's farm. Applejack had been there for a while trying to convince Apple bloom that she wanted to run away and be a stripper with her, to which Apple bloom repeatedly said no. Twilight saw this going on and said "AW HELL NAW BITCH!", turned around, farted, and sent the dildo flying out of her ass.

The dildo did a few revolutions before it firmly landed in Applejack's brown eye, changing her back to normal.
"Wha? Whe- Where am Ah?" Applejack said. "Why, Apple bloom and I were just playing a game of tag a second ago! But now I can't remember!"
"Ha! Just a second ago, you were trying to make me go be a stripper with you!" Apple Bloom said, laughing.
"Aw shucks, Ah'm sorry Apple Bloom! And Ah'm also sorry to you Twilight! Ah let you guys down with all my lies..."
"It's okay Applejack; you had no control over that!" Twilight assured.
Spike walked over to Applejack to take out the dildo.
"Spike." Applejack said as he reached for it. "Ah think you should just leave that in there. Who do we have to save next?"
"Rarity."

The trio walked over to carousel boutique and found Rarity in the center of the shop fucking Tom's rock dick.
"Rarity! What on earth are you doing! Tom is just a friend!" Twilight yelled
"He's mine! All mine! I can't let you have him!" Rarity yelled back.

Luckily for the trio, Rarity was fucking facing Tom, exposing her ass. Applejack still had the magic purple dildo in her ass.
"Spike, pull out the dildo and lob it in front of me." Applejack requested.
"Sure thing AJ!" Spike said.

Spike pulled the dildo out of AJ's ass and did as he was told; lob it in front of her. When it fell in front of her, Applejack bucked at it, missing. Twilight stepped in front of the disappointed AJ.
"What are you doing you scrotumfart? Let me handle this one..." Twilight said. She used her magical unicorn magic and guided the dildo into Rarity's butt. Within mere seconds, she was back to normal. Rarity looked down and saw that she was cowgirling it up on Tom's stone dick. A disgusted look formed on this one thing she has called a face.
"EWEWEEEWEWEWEWWEWEWEWW! Girls! Why in the name of holy hell would you allow me to commit such an act!" she shouted.
"Because at the time, you wanted it. Really badly...” Applejack informed.
"Well I don't anymore. So I’m suing you for raping me, Tom!"
Over the next week, the equestrian court dealt with the Tom vs. Rarity case. Even though Tom had the best lawyer, he lost the case because Rarity was a girl and if a girl says its rape, then it is. (Fucking bitches). Tom spent the next 27 years of his life wasting away in prison, getting high every second of every day (weed is legal in Equestria), and eventually just killed himself.

The next shop was Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie Pie turned the once bubbly Cake twins (There was a time vortex and the twins were born 7 months early) into serious, anti-fun bakery slaves. One of the babies spilled flour on the other during their cookie mixing process, and cracked a smile.
"No laughter!" Pinkie said, and whipped Pound Cake. The baby quickly went back to working seriously, scared of what Pinkie would do next.
"Oh dear Celestia! Not only is Pinkie not smiling; she also made the Cake twins into fun-hating slaves!" Twilight pointed out.
"Uh... Duh." Applejack said.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Throw the dildo into her ass!"
"Ah got it!" Applejack said, pulling it out of her ass.
Twilight used her horn magic to grab the dildo and levitate it towards Pinkie's ass. Pinkie used her Pinkie sense however, and swatted the incoming projectile away from her flank; she turned towards the trio.
"What do YOU guys want?" she asked.
"We want Pinkie Pie back!" Twilight yelled.
"Kk bro" Pinkie said as she shoved the purple dildo of magic into her anus, transforming her back to normal.
"Hey girls! What'd I miss??" she asked like typical Pinkie.
"You missed the Nazi-baby creator! She was just here!"
Twilight said and they all laughed.
Suddenly everyone stopped laughing.
"Oh shit. Where are the twins?" Spike asked.
The twins were at Twist's house, infiltrating and capturing Twist and her family to take them to a concentration camp.
"Aw shucks, ah did NAZI that coming!" Applejack joked.
"You're Reich AJ!" Spike replied.
"Jew guys have got to be kidding me..." Twilight pitched in.
"Don't blame us dear! Blame Hitler! After all, 'Hebrew'ed all of this up, right?" Rarity said.
"Millions of Jews, Gays, Blacks, and Mentally Handicapped were ruthlessly slaughtered from 1939-1945." Pinkie laughed.
The foursome of ponies shared a good laugh.
"Alright guys, let’s go get Fluttershy."
Twilight suggested.

The squad went to Fluttershy's cottage to find out what she was doing to the animals, but instead found her sitting in a chair watching a movie with Angel.
"Oh, hey guys. What's going on?" Fluttershy said softly.
"Uhm... Nothing much" Twilight spoke for them. "What about you?"
"Oh I'm terrific! Angel thought we should watch a movie today and I thought that was a great idea. So we did." Fluttershy said.
"Do you... By chance, happen to know what you did before that?"
"Well... Uhm... I was sitting right here. Then I got up to go do some things with the birds, and then angel shoved some purple dildo in my butt and, I thought it just felt wonderful. So I treated him to a movie."
Twilight then explained to Fluttershy how she acted beforehand.
"Oh my! I could never do such a thing to my friends.... Not in a million years!" Fluttershy asserted.
So they all shared a group hug and then had a giant lesbian orgy that doesn't matter.

Final on the list was Rainbow Dash, who had fled in order to have sex with Tank. So she was probably in Sweet Apple Acres' cellar. The quintet of ponies walked down the creaking stairs to the door. Twilight tugged on the door handle, only to discover it was locked.
"RAINBOW DASH! OPEN UP!" Fluttershy yelled.
"Haha fukc u al! iM GOnnuh hav secks with tank nd u caint stopp me!" Rainbow Dash yelled through the door.
"Ah got this." Applejack said, walking up to the door. She turned around and gathered her concentration. With the force of a thousand suns, Applejack bucked the wooden door. The fragile woodwork exploded into the darkness, and everypony heard a sharp cry. Twilight turned on the light and everypony ran in. Shrapnel from the door had pierced Rainbow Dash's face, killing her instantly.
"Fuck." Everypony said simultaneously.
"Of all the things the things that could happen... This is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING." Rarity said, following with "talk about getting your beauty sleep."

Everypony was on the verge of tears. Suddenly, Spike grabbed his stomach and belched out a letter.
"More??" an unenthusiastic Spike said.
"No, it looks like just one..." Twilight said as she opened it.
"Ahem. Dear Twilight Sparkle, don't be sad about the loss of your friend, she was a bitch dyke anyway. But seriously, she gets into reading about 14 episodes from now and totally sucks dick because she thinks she's the shit. You're better off without her. OH WAIT. You needed her to defeat discord! FUCK ALL Y'ALL IMMA BE IN MY SAFE ROOM! BITCHES! From, Trollestia." She read.
"Oh okay. She truly was becoming quite the wanker." Rarity said.
"I... Agree." Fluttershy said.
"Yepperoonie!" Pinkie said.
"Ah couldn't agree more" AJ added.
"So... What're you five going to do now? You need Rainbow Dash to defeat Discord!" Spike said.
"Uhh. You're Rainbow Dash now. Congrats." Twilight said, putting the Strap-on of Loyalty on him.
"Okay girls, let’s go defeat Discord!"

The 5 ponies, plus one dragon, marched up to where Discord sat.
"What do you fags want?" he said, glancing up from his porn mag for a second.
"We're here to defeat you, dickbiscuit." Fluttershy said.
"Well, go ahead." Discord said.

The 5 ponies did their magical shit, and floated up in the air by their Strap-ons of Harmony, but Spike stayed on the ground. The magical swirling stopped and the 5 fell to the ground.
"HAHAHA! You little faggots thought you could defeat me! Without your homebro Rainbow Dash, you can't do shit! And to top it off? I had 23 kills and 1 assist, and Rainbow Dash gave me another assist. You know what THAT means?!"
"That you still need 2 more kills for a nuke?" Twilight asked.
"Nope, because I HAVE HARDLINE PRO YOU DUMBASS!"
"Fuck." Everypony said in unison.

Discord pulled the nuke from his butt and set it off. In the top left corner of everypony's eye appeared a little nuke symbol with a 6-hour timer.
"Have fun with your last 6 hours on earth, faggots!" Discord said before disappearing.
"Wait a second! We live in Equestria! Not Earth!" Pinkie stated.
"Not the fucking time Pinkie..." Fluttershy muttered to her.

Part 2: the orgy part.

"Well shit, we only have six hours left. What do we do now?" Twilight asked. Rarity stepped forward.

"Twilight, You were always my favorite. I've... Always wanted this...” "Always wanted what? The world to e-" Twilight said before being cut off by Rarity pressing her lips up against her own. Twilight was a little skeptical about this at first, but realized that she wanted it too. The other 3 ponies and Spike were inspired by Rarity and Twilight. Pinkie turned to Applejack, and from the look they saw in each other’s eyes, they knew they had something. Applejack initiated their make out sesh. Fluttershy and spike did the same, and all 6 of them shared that passionate 'holy fuck the world is ending' aura that was present. Twilight brought out her manly side by pushing Rarity on her back and crawling on top of her. Without wasting anytime, she used some magic to give herself a throbbing cock. She turned around and gave one to Fluttershy and Pinkie pie as well (Spike was bi after all). Rarity saw Twi's wiener and went right for it, shoving almost the entire cock down her throat, first try. She obviously knew her way around a dick.

Applejack had practiced sucking and fucking Big Macintosh for quite some time now, but he had become routine. Pinkie's cock was nothing like Big Mac's. But Applejack wasn't a quitter, so she went for it. In her mouth, Pinkie's dick was a new everything. New size, new look, new feel, new taste; it even had that new dick smell to it.

Spike and Fluttershy wasted no time, and were already 69ing. Spike's smaller- but in no way incapable- wiener flourished in Fluttershy's mouth, and vice versa. "I... I'm ready..." Fluttershy whispered. Spike did some freaky flip around shit and also found a way to stick her penis in his butt, and his penis in her cunt. They went like this for an hour.

Spike had a weird fetish, and Fluttershy was the 3rd to be a part of it. Spike grabbed a jetpack, spun himself around so just his dick was in her ass, wrapped his legs around Fluttershy, and jetpacked up in the air. While there, Spike turned the jetpack sideways and spun himself around rapidly in circles. At top speed, spike started to shit his diarrhea all over everypony else. It was a Christmas miracle.

While the shitpacking was going on, Rarity and Twilight just kind of fucked. It was really boring. Lame.com.

Pinkie pie and Applejack went over to Rarity and Twilight. "We're bored." Said Pinkie. "Are we really going to do this for 5 more hours?" "Well... We could always...." Twilight said, drifting off while looking up at Fluttershy and Spike.

And so, all the ponies jetpacked up, and flew into the air, fucking and spraying diarrhea all over Equestria for the next five hours. It was the perfect end for them and everyone else too, as they died a horribly slow and painful radiation death.

THE END