Two Ponies, a Dragon, and a Full Bladder

by HighLevelTeen

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Fetish, Spike, Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2826

Pinkie Pie is afraid to urinate outdoors, Twilight tells her that it is no big deal.

The big mission to infiltrate the Canterlot archives is stopped short when Pinkie Pie reveals she forgot to pee before getting into her skin-tight stealth outfit. (Takes place during episode 20 of season 2, "It's About Time")

Warning: Mature rated fic, contains descriptions of urination and pony/pony-dragon sexuality. (I apologize for not putting this warning sooner, I seem to have gained a lot of thumbs down due to shock).

Published 2012-03-14 17:54:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-14 17:54:02 UTC

Two Ponies, a Dragon, and a Full Bladder

Two Ponies, a Dragon, and a Full Bladder

Two mares and a dragon sneakily walked through Canterlot. Skin-tight black outfits disguised them in the night.

Pinkie Pie’s face had an uncertain look as she began to open her mouth. “Twilight, I know it’s super-duper-oh-so-important that we find out about your birthday present, but I forgot to tinkle before we left.” The party pony was getting more hyper as her hind legs started to clench together and her body began to shake.

In frustration, Twilight turned around, struggling to peer at the pink pony while she still wore the eye patch. “Ugh! Pinkie, BEFORE we go on stealth missions, you should do your business! BEFORE!”

“But Twilight, I didn’t have to pee BEFORE!”

“Too bad! There are no bathrooms around here. Do you really want to give our positions away?!”

It had been hours since Pinkie had used the bathroom. It didn’t even cross her mind as she’d struggled to get the suit on earlier in the day. Her bladder was filled to the brim. It hadn’t been this full since she was stuck on the train while they were searching for Applejack months ago. “I CAN’T WAIT, TWILIGHT! WHERE’S A PONY POTTY WHEN YOU NEED ONE?!”

“I could use one too, Twi,” Spike chimed in.

Twilight facehoofed at her pitiful friends. “Okay, look. We need to finish this mission before morning. You two are just going to have to either wait, or just go piddle in the grass.”

“But Twilight, wouldn’t it be super-duper mean to pee in somepony’s grass?!”

“Nopony will know, Pinkie, Just go.”

Pinkie was desperate. She knew she wasn’t allowed to use the bathroom outside. She wasn’t sure what to do. Her hoof was forced under her stomach and between her haunches, pushing into her genitals, hoping to prevent any flow from starting. She knew it was going to come. Her pretty, brand-new suit made specially by Rarity for the big heist could get ruined. There wasn’t going to be enough time to take it off... especially if she had to find a bathroom.

Twilight frowned. Seeing her friend in such a flustered state was frustrating. The pink pony was dancing under her own desperation. Usually Pinkie Pie was a loose cannon–it confused Twilight that she wasn’t simply peeing where they stood. If she didn’t get to the right place in the archives by dawn, something terrible was going to happen.

It’s against the party pony code... Tears were welling up in Pinkie’s eyes as she pushed harder into her privates, entire body trembling. “I can’t do it, Twilight! Somepony’s lawn is at stake!”

“Pinkie, that’s ridiculous! Just pee!” Twilight was beginning to regret bringing friends along. “Ugh.” She was starting to think that maybe she, herself, should have gone to the bathroom before they left... All this talk about peeing was beginning to make her feel like having to go too. Twilight could see that Pinkie was upset by her suggestion, maybe even on the verge of crying. It dumbfounded her that her happy friend could become worried over a non-issue. “Alright, give me a hoof, Pinkie,” Twilight said, formulating a plan.

Pinkie extended her hoof inquisitively. She had no idea what Twilight was planning. Her desperation was becoming more and more sweeping–if she didn’t start peeing, her bladder could burst. Pinkie's natural defenses were overcoming her as a tear rolled down her cheek.

Twilight positioned herself, and moved her own forehoof to make contact with Pinkie’s outstretched limb. “Pinkie, if I pee with you, will you be more comfortable?” She rolled her eyes. What I do for my friends...

“Yeah... but you tinkle first!”

“Okay, that’s cool guys. I’m just gonna go over here on this tree...” Spike’s nonchalant attitude seemingly lightened the tense mood.

“NO, SPIKE, I’M BUSY, WAIT TILL HOME!” Twilight sighed. She didn't like to yell at her friends, but she needed concentration, and was only thinking about getting back to the mission. She turned around, still holding hooves with her teary-eyed friend. “Alright, Pinkie, put your hoof here.” Twilight guided her friend’s hoof to her genitals.

Pinkie’s mind was temporarily taken off the desperation as she felt her friend’s squishy vulva through the thin fabric. A smile came back to her, knowing Twilight was showing full control and comfort during her breakdown. She pushed at her friend’s private parts, feeling them as she would with malleable clay.

“Woah, didn’t know this heist was going to turn into a pony porno.” Spike said, thinking of his playpony magazines he kept under his sleeping basket.

“NOT HELPING, SPIKE. GO PEE OVER THERE OR SOMETHING. STOP WATCHING US!”

Twilight blushed as her friend continued to touch her privates. “U-uh, stop that, Pinkie. I’m going to pee now. Alright?”

“Okie-dokie!” Pinkie’s hind legs were still clenched together, forehoof still playfully touching her friend.

Twilight was unsure if this plan was going to help Pinkie, but in her experience, doing something with somepony else always released any worries. She didn’t know if she could pee before, let alone now that her friend was practically masturbating her. She concentrated on waterfalls, streams, and fountains. She released the tension in her hind legs as she began to loosen her bladder.

Pinkie began to feel wetness on her hoof and realized Twilight was peeing. The warm liquid was soaking through the fabric, dampening the fur on her hoof. “Don’t you feel soooo naughty, tinkling all over my hoooooof!?” Pinkie playfully said as she continued to rub pee around her friend’s crotch.

I think I feel naughty because somepony is playing with my private pony parts... Twilight kept her comments to herself, knowing that his was neither the time or the place for a marefriend romance. Still, an excitement was building up in her chest; the moment was definitely arousing. It was extremely relieving to pee out in public, simply letting it go in the grass. She could feel her backside getting all wet, her pee stream was being rubbed around her vulva. She couldn't help but gasp as her friend's playful hoof made a direct touch on her clitoris.

Pinkie Pie’s hoof was soaked, piss was dripping down the sides, overflowing from her friend’s urethra. The sharp aroma of urine was in the air as she removed her hoof from Twilight’s crotch after sharing a moment of comfort.

Thank youuu... Twilight was relived that the sexual tension was finally over and began to push harder. She could hear the stream making contact with the dirt below, knowing it was now forming into a strong torrent. The absence of her friend's hoof was now making her anxious; she could tell that she was aroused, and almost wanted Pinkie to continue.

Pinkie was mesmerized by the gush of clear liquid with a yellow tint being emitted by her friend through the tight fabric. She had never seen anypony pee so forcefully. It was a treat to be able to see somepony peeing so close up. She had always thought peeing was a private affair. There was something different about how she interpreted the situation. The scent of urine being taken in by Pinkie's nostrils produced anticipation in her body. Not only was she dying to let go of her own bladder, she now was getting the enthusiasm from the act of watching Twilight pee that she would from playing with herself when nopony was looking.

Before Pinkie knew it, the stream was running dry and the dark fabric around her friend’s crotch was now splotched with even darker wet spots from the messy urine spray. The ground was visibly wet as the puddle of yellow piss began to soak into the ground.

“Ahh...” Twilight gasped, feeling relief and slight discomfort as her wet crotch grew chilly in the night air. “See how easy it is, Pinkie, now it’s your turn.”

“Okie-Dokie! Thanks Twilight!” Pinkie’s hindquarters became unclenched as she began to relax, knowing that this was an okay place to let her bladder go now that her friend had also gone. Her hind legs started to spread and she balanced her weight.

Spike peeked at the side, looking at Pinkie’s flanks. Woahhhh baby... Spike stared with lust at the pink pony spreading herself right beside him, tilting his body to get a better look. The thin black fabric screamed sexy as all of the features of Pinkie’s vulva were outlined. He could only imagine Rarity in such a getup. Pinkie’s outer labia was clearly defined as Spike focused his eyes on the individual features, noting her engorged clitoris and a wet spot over the inner vagina. He could tell her pussy was expanding due to Pinkie’s position. Hehe, that isn’t pee. Spike snickered to himself.

His eyes widened as a golden stream shot from her urethra. Excess pee messily peppered Pinkie’s thighs with dark spots. He couldn’t help but feel aroused at the naughty act of watching a mare pee. His dragonhood was beginning to enlarge.

Great relief swept over Pinkie’s body as her bladder was finally being relieved. Peeing with her friends was kinda fun. It was exciting, maybe even naughty.

The hot piss making contact with the ground was producing steam from the cold night air setting in.

Spike couldn't comprehend why, but the perverted act was making his penis visibly push up the fabric of his crotch.

Twilight snapped her head, noticing her male dragon friend perversely staring at her peeing friend. “SPIKE, I TOLD YOU TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE!”

Spike snapped out of the spell, still hearing the wonderful sound of pee splashing in the dirt. “Fine...” Spike took another glance at Pinkie’s vagina, still seeping a succulent, amber nectar as he turned toward a distant tree.

“I don’t mind!” Pinkie winked, moving a forehoof to her privates. Pulling at her pussy lips, she allowed her urethra to aim for Spike’s stomach. The stream of yellow fluid arched through the air, directed by a push from the relaxed mare. Touching her genitals in front of Spike was turning her on; she almost wanted to naughtily masturbate in front of him to quench her horniness.

Warmth graced Spike’s body as his belly became soaked with hot fluid. Pinkie Pie’s piss showered his penis with a tingling warmth while he heard a giggle from the playful mare. The heavy stream of mare-juice pounding away at his cock like a soothing shower sent chills through his spine; the intimate act almost made him cum. Spike blushed, knowing that everypony was staring at his erection. Pinkie’s stream slowed and Spike began to walk off.

“I BETTER NOT STEP IN DRAGON SEMEN ON THIS NICE PONY’S LAWN!” Twilight couldn’t believe the time the group was wasting.

Pinkie shook what she knew to be her sexy, boner-inducing flank, and allowed the last drips of pee to fall into the grass. She smiled happily, “Okieee, all set now! Let's just wait for Spike to pee, and get on our way, we’ve got a birthday present to gather intel about!”

“Pinkie, we are looking for the Royal Archives, not my birthday present. And Spike can catch up to us, leave him.”

“Ohhhhh!” Pinkie moved herself next to Twilight. Besides a slight feeling of uncomfortable due to her damp crotch, Pinkie was relieved the scary situation was over. She didn't know why she broke down into tears before, but she was glad that Twilight was there for her. “Thanks for peeing with me Twilight, I don’t know what I would have done If nopony had supported me.”

“Oh, no problem. Pinkie.” Twilight blushed as she felt Pinkie’s lips kiss her cheek. A friendly gesture, but also a sign of romance. Her marehood fluttered excitedly and a chill ran down her spine as she thought of the implications.

“Twilight, you’ve still got pee on your behind, let me help you!” Pinkie needed to return the favor. She found her tongue planted in between Twilight’s thick plot, picking up salty wet spots soaked in the fabric around Twilight’s labia.

Twilight’s face became flush; Pinkie was licking her privates. Nopony had given her oral sex before. It felt good; this wasn’t an attempt to lick the pee off her thighs, it was a full sexual advance. Twilight was gasping in pleasure as Pinkie ran her tongue around her naughty, sensitive bits. The thin fabric didn’t suppress any of the fun; the wet tongue danced across her clitoris, sending a wonderful sense of excitement built-up inside the mare. “Ohhhh... Pinkie...” A pleasured sigh escaped her lips as she accepted the sexual exchange.

Spike was staring from a distance, pumping his own member through a cut he made in his fabric suit.

Pinkie increased the ferocity of her licks, making sure to get inside her friend’s lovehole as well as tickle the party button. Twilight’s genitals were pulsing and the sighing unicorn was shaking, indicating to Pinkie that she was doing well.

Twilight knew that she wasn’t going to last long. The pleasure was at its maximum, and it was about to explode. She knew it wasn't going to be a simple orgasm that she got from masturbating back in the library.

“UhhhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Twilight moaned, allowing the whole little pony world to hear her pleasure.

Pinkie tasted her friend’s mare ejaculate as she happily realized Twilight’s mind was slipping out of the world and her satisfied body was falling to the ground. “Hehe, I guess Rainbow Dash is a good teacher!” Pinkie Pie had recalled the Rainbow-Maned pegasus' raunchy speech on how to lick somepony where it counts.

“I’d sayyyy sooo!” Twilight forgot the mission as she lay down, attempting to recover from the pleasure.

“Spike! It’s time to go, Twilight’s finished!” Pinkie called out, forgetting the context of her statement. She noticed the dragon was masturbating by the tree.

Spike’s eyes widened as Pinkie Pie approached, he couldn’t take his claw off his penis, he was too close to orgasm. He had been rubbing Pinkie Pie's pee into his penis, using the hot fluid as lube.

“Uggh, you still didn’t pee huh.” Pinkie Pie made a seductive face, allowing her eyes to become half-lidded.

To Spike’s surprise, he felt a wet entity engulf his penis. Pinkie’s lips were wrapped around his rod. Her tongue tickled his shaft while she pumped his penis inside her mouth. He had already been masturbating for a full five minutes while watching his two friends go at it. There wasn’t much stamina left in him. As Pinkie’s lips tightened and a forcefully pump squeezed the sensitive areas of his shaft, he couldn’t help but gasp as his climax started. Semen gushed out, streaming down Pinkie’s throat and filling her mouth. His eyes rolled back in pleasure as jizz overflowed, leaking out of the pink pony’s mouth.

Pinkie released the penis from her mouth, tasting the residue of her own pee as well as his semen coating her throat. She licked creamy cum off her lips. “Mmm, not bad Spike; maybe try to last a littleee bit longer next time!” Pinkie giggled, teasing Spike. “You still didn’t pee did you?”

Spike blushed. “No...”

“Well, I don’t mind if you want to pee in my mouth, it might be fun!” Pinkie wanted to try being naughty, knowing that Spike seemed to like that sort of thing. She just hoped the whole situation wouldn't start over, reintroducing liquid to her body.

His eyes widened. Pee in Pinkie’s mouth? It wasn’t as good as doing something kinky with Rarity, but Spike isn’t one to turn down a mare.

Using his claw to aim his now flaccid penis, Spike pushed, allowing a spurt of yellow to shoot out, splashing on Pinkie’s chin.

Pinkie giggled as she lolled out her tongue and opened her mouth. The salty urine cleaned the semen out of her mouth and warmed her throat as it went down. She felt a tickle in her genitals as the pure naughtiness of the act turned her on.

“Ahhh...” Spike sighed in release of his bladder. Tonight was crazy; getting to pee in somepony’s mouth was definitely new. It was absolute pony heaven to hear the sound of stream-in mouth. The cute blush on Pinkie’s face along with her wandering eyes signaled her enjoyment.

As his clear stream of liquid started to die down, the final spurts soaked into Pinkie’s suit around her neck. The sloppy pony tauntingly licked the tip of his penis, sucking out the last golden drips. Spike made eye contact with Pinkie, silently gesturing his approval.

Twilight was back on her hooves. “Quit fooling around, and lets go!”

Twilight didn’t even want to know what they had been doing as she was laying in the grass, eyes wide, geeky grin on her face, fantasizing about Pinkie’s tickling tongue. I guess if all of Equestria gets plunged into Tartarus in the morning, this wasn’t a bad way to spend the last night.