The Diary of a Princess

by BumbleFlow

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 3953

This is a... Diary, blech, it pains me to say that. But, if I catch you reading this, you will have one angry princess trying to kill you.

So you found my... Diary

Woop de doo.

But if I catch you reading it,
Prepare for pony hell. Because that's where you'll be going.

..... Aaaanyways. Have fun reading this.. Or.. Something in that matter.
~Grr

Published 2013-12-26 20:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-25 14:41:08 UTC

Entry One.. Why're you even here?

Entry One of probably too many.

August 9th -

Dear book that I'm not ever going to say your name because I hate that word,

I am Bumble Flow.

I guess I start off with who I am, and my hobbies and other random information like that.. Right?

I really enjoy a good chaotic day, and.. I am the color purple.

My mane is as dark as night time itself.

I enjoy drawing, and it is my special talent. That's why my cutie mark is a scroll being drawn on with a feather.. I think.

Anyways, I am an alicorn, but since I have died once, and was resurrected by... I'm not giving his name because that's none of your business. But anyways, since he is a Kirin, I am half Kirin now. And so, my horn is curved slightly, and is sharp.

( I don't recommend screwing around with Kirin ponies. )

Did I say that I enjoy drawing..?

....

Enough about who I am, lets go about my day.

I live in canterlot, so.. No rain, and the sky was clear.

( Because Pegasi here actually do their jobs)

And I bumped into my friend named Blue Breeze.

I literally bumped into her, it kind of scared her. But that was the point. Hehe.

... Okay, yes. I love Chaos!

And there is NOTHING wrong with that!

Aaaaanyways, I spooked her, and it was funny. She screamed a bit. And I laughed.

But I'm not soul-less.... Well...

Technically I am. But that takes a lot of time to explain, so maybe sometimes later..

Of course, I asked if she was alright, although she was scared she simply nodded and carried on with her daily... Stuff

And then I just wandered around in the dumb sun light...

I hate day time. I'd rather it be chaotic and night time. Very time.

FOR THE LUNAR REPUBLIC!

... *ahem*

Anyways, I just wandered about 'till night time and that about sums up my day, I mean.. Sort of.

I went home, did my usual things, like drawing and whatever.

And I found this thing. I guess I could pass my time writing down almost EVERY SINGLE THING I DO!

.... Almost.

~Grr

Entry Four - I am working on moving

Entry Four of soon to be way too many..

August 12th -

So today I started to pack my things up.. Actually. I can finish right now if I ever wanted to, I don't have much. Be right back,

30 boring minutes of packing and stuffing later..

Okay, that's done, I guess it's about time to see what PonyVille's like before I actually move there.

*goes over to the train station, gets a ticket, and then heads to the train to go to PonyVille*

Alright. PonyVille, my future home!

*After about a boring hour of looking outside, we finally arrive in PonyVille*

Alright. We're here. And.. There's a lot of ponies.

Of course.

* She looks around, there's a mayor, a statue, and six ponies all in a group, walking and talking and laughing. *

Great. Maybe I can try to be friends with them. They look nice.

* She walks up to the six *

"Hey I'm new around here an-"

" You're new!?" Pinkie Pie said with joy.

"Y-yeah.." I responded, really not knowing what else to day.

I kind of backed away at that point, I'm really shy. That Pink one did give me quite a scare, then the Purple on of the group came up to me, and then kind of stared at me for a minute.. I was really scared, was it because I'm a princess? We're about to find out why.

"Are you a... Princess!?" Twilight's expression was lit up like a torch.

I sighed, of course I'm a princess I thought to myself, but I had to be nice.

"Yes.. And why does that concern you?" I looked over at her.

She looked at me as if I was insane. I guess she never saw a princess before.. What do I expect?

She began to look at me as if she was thinking about something important... Or something like that.

"What's your name?" Twilight asked me that, she was thinking for quite a while. And that's all she could think of??

Simple pony folk..

"My name is Bumble Flow." I paused for a second to let that sink into her little mind, "And yours?"

She answered quicker than a guard answering Princess Luna or Celestia, "I am Twilight! The pink one is Pinkie Pie, the Blue one is Rainbow Dash, the Orange one with the cow boy hat is Apple Jack, and the yellow Pegasus is Flutter Shy, and the white one is Rarity. That about sums us up." I looked over her to the ponies, that white on, well, Rarity, looked like she was going to pass out.

Now I wanted to see that happen.

Anyways, they all looked at me, they were smiling, there smiles were almost ear to freakin' ear. It was crazy!

"Why hello darling, I am Rarity, and I like to design clothing for ponies, so come to my Boutique any time, and I could make you an outfit. Alright?" I looked at her a bit concerned, which scared her a bit, but then I smiled, trying to make it look like I wanted a new outfit.

As if I needed another. But.. Whatever.

"Um.. Alright. I'll check that out.. Hey I was wondering, are there any houses here that I could... Stay in?" Pinkie Pie looked like she was about to burst with joy.. Or something.

Pinkie Pie bounced over to me, "Oh I know I know!" She looked like the happiest pony I've seen ever.

I looked over to the Pink one, she kind of startled me, but I tried to stay calm. "Alright and what is it... Pinkie?"

Pinkie Pie was bouncing and talking really fast, I couldn't understand a thing she said. I looked at Twilight a bit confused, "Twilight: Didn't understand a thing? By the looks of it, yes. She said there's a empty house a few block down from here, and a left. Would you like to go see it?"

I of course nodded, and Pinkie started bouncing to the house.. I guess.

I followed them, guess I didn't have any other choice.

I just realized this.

THESE PONIES ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!

But... That's alright. I'm insane, so.. It should work out.

After a few minutes of watching Pinkie Pie hop like a bunny over to the house, we arrive.

It's a pretty big house, two story, and so we walked in. Of course it was a bit dusty, but Pinkie wipes it all up... With her tail, and mane.

Rarity looked at her like she'd seen a ghost. Completely. And utterly. Disgusted.

It was funny to look at. I wish I could have snapped a picture.

I looked around a bit, it looked empty, and stable. And as if no pony has lived there in years. So, this was going to be my future home. Time to tidy up and what not. Be back tomorrow!

~Grr

Author's Note

I wonder if things are starting to finally get interesting for you.. Tell me please! I need to know. Haha
~Grr

Entry Five - Moving

Entry Five - Moving

Entry Five of what will soon be interesting.

August 13th - Moving Day

So I have all my stuff in a little cart.. The cart doesn't look full, at least in my eyes, but.. I'm hoping I don't look odd, a princess pulling a cart of heavy things? Psh, why care?

But anyways, I got over to the train station, and you could never guess who was there.

The. Insane. Ponies. I met. Yesterday.

...I guess they were here for something else..

At least, I hope so.

Whelp. Time to hope they don't notice me.

Rarity caught sight of me, and smiled, she then nudged her other friends. And they looked over at me and waved.

I waved back, giving a bit of a smile. I didn't want to seem mean, I mean.. Seriously. I wanted to have friends and all, but these ponies.

Aye.. *sigh*

"Hey there!" Pinkie yelled to me louder than a foal could scream.

"Hey Pinkie." I tried to stay calm and not run away from the hopping Pink machine of... Energy?

Oh well, she had already hopped her way over to me, while I stood there looking at her a bit scared, the other five came over to me.

They walked though, because, you know. Walking is NORMAL.

*Ahem* Sorry.

So they all walked to me. Because for the most part they are normal. I hope... No wait, crazy friends are way better. Only when crazy in a good way.

"Do you need help with that cart?" AppleJack said to me, was she strong or something, she looked quite proud of herself. But, the cart isn't all that heavy. And I am part Earth Pony.

Like that matters.

"I don't need any help. No. the cart isn't all that heavy." I looked back, and Pinkie was there staring at it as if a foal were to stare at candy that they couldn't have, but she was beaming with happiness.

I simply walked over to the train, trying to not seem rude, they all looked at me a bit sadly. I tried to just ignore their sad expressions, but how could I be so harsh?

"Sorry. Just not used to being around so many ponies. Don't take it the wrong way." I looked to them with sympathy, they then nodded. Although the yellow Pegasus had disappeared behind Rainbow Dash.

Well, the word shy is in her name after all, so it makes sense.

I got onto the train. And the six followed behind me. They sat in what seemed where they sat on the way here. I just sat next to Fluttershy while my cart was where the luggage goes.

She didn't really say anything to me, and was mainly talking to the others.

Is she like, one of those ponies who's shy at first, but once ya know her for a while, she opens up? Or.. What?

I was a bit confused with her. But still alright, she was very quiet. And I like peace and quiet.

But Pinkie kept going on about a party for some pony? Oh well. I tried to not bud in, but ya know. Curiosity took over.

... Why?

"So um.. Pinkie, you were saying about a party for some pony.. May I ask of who?" I didn't want to sound rude, so I tried to use all of my manners. I think it worked.

Pinkie looked over to me, she looked like she was going to explode with energy, "Why, for you of course!"

.... Some pone.. Is throwing a party for... Me?

It was a surprise.. No pony has ever thrown a party for me. I smiled, that really made my day.

"A party for.. Me?" I asked the Pink pony, who nodded her head.

It looked almost impossible to do the things she does.

But, I went along with it.

.... I really hope this doesn't have to include me being surrounded by what would seem like a million other ponies.

Pinkie Pie and the others then started to talk to each other again.

All the way back to PonyVille, I looked out of the window, just enjoying the outside of Canterlot one last time.

I know it won't be my last time, but it feels like it.

Anywho, we arrived in PonyVille, I said goodbye to the six, and Pinkie hopped off somewhere, and they all went different directions.

Because, they have lives too. And have things to attend to I guess.

I pulled my little carriage to my home. And looked, I sighed, and went to getting everything in place.

So... Be right back.

Twenty minutes of lots of magic used later...

Alright. I'm back.

And well, done moving, pretty tired. Guess I'll go to sleep. Good night!

~Grr

Entry Six - Settled in

I wake up early to Celestia shining her sun directly into my eyes. Agh, does that hurt.. Can't it be night forever..?

The sunlight is so bright, I really don't like it at all. But I guess if it's what's keeping me busy and awake, I have to deal with it like every other night loving pony such as I.

So, I start to unpack my things when I start feeling this cold drift in the house. Now, where could that be coming from? I don't know exactly, but I do not enjoy this.

Ignoring the cold spot in the front door of this old dusty home, I continue to pack, I put on a hat, and, to be more exact, a fedora. Because fedora's are cool.

Indiana Pones wore one. So, I figured. Why not?

The next few hours pass of sorting things, and making sure everything is in it's place. I didn't have too much though. A few pots and pans for simple cooking in the kitchen, some seeds for plants and edibles, and of course the utensils. I also have bedding and a small mattress, enough for me, and that extra space, it really bothers me, but. What can I say?

I've been trying to ignore my little... Anger... Issue, let's call it. Since I tend to get annoyed or angry easily from time to time for Luna knows why. (Yeah, forget Celestia. It's all about Luna.)

Hm, talking about Luna, I saw this odd stallion as I walked out from the train station into PonyVille, he was sleeping on a cloud, but I almost mistaken him for Luna. He looks near exactly like her, except his mane and tail, are not same at all. Not all... Mystical, and stuff.

You know, right?

Right.

Anywho, getting off track, I do all that boring sorting and unpacking, and after I'd guesstimate 4-5 hours of that work, my stomach grumbles.

Woah, what a surprise.

I'm hungry. Who would'a guessed?

So I go over to PonyVille's main... Place, thing. I can't exactly remember, not exactly the youngest mare in equestria, with not the greatest memory either.

I wander around a bit and find a quiet little restaurant of sorts, and then I begin to wonder.

Why are these ponies looking at me so odd?

Oh Luna! Did I forget to leave my fedora on?! I check by looking upwards and, sure enough, it is still intact with my head.

*phew*

But still, what's wrong with these ponies? Maybe it is because I am not exactly...Well, a proper citizen of this town. Or, I just... Stand out? Who knows.

I walk into this little restaurant, and the pony at the little sale's thingy greets me. And has a waitress sit me at a table, just for myself.

I order a sandwich and when I'm done with that, pay the two bits, and leave.

I try to maintain the nicest possible reputation, not wanting any-pony to be afraid of me, or dislike me. Although in reality, I couldn't care all that much.

I spot the six ponies who greeted me surprisingly at the train station just before I went in to go to PonyVille, and I decide, why not go and say hello. Wish them a good day, or something in that sort.

"Hey there!" The... The pink one? I think it was her, I had forgotten her name at this point. Although I remember her foalish voice from before, there's no way to escape it.

"Um, hello." stating back as nicely as possible.

"Well, hello darling, and, how do you do this fine morning?" the white unicorn said to me. I wonder how she could keep such elegance, it just isn't all that normal. That's what makes her.. Her, I guess.

"I am doing well. Settled into the new home, of which I thank for showing me. The perfect place for me to stay." I slightly bow my head in respects to the six candy-colored ponies.

Then things got a bit silent, they kind of just stared at me odd, why is everypony looking at me wierd?

"Uh... Something the matter?" I ask, kindly.

The tan-ish pegasus hides behind the blue one. She looks more scared then when a foal see's a changeling.

Heh...

The purple unicorn, also the one who lives in a giant tree, comes near me, just slightly. Only one hoof closer to me, she looks scared too.

"Uhh..." she hesitates, I can just hear it in her voice, "What's your thought on.. Dragons?"

I look at her wierd, I furrow one brow, and then say, a filly's favorite word. Can you guess? "Why"?

"Wellit'sjustthere'sonebehindyou" the tan pegasus speaks very quickly. But quietly.

I turn around and see my old companion, I light up, oh finally, something that will keep me happy.

"Fire Flow!" I run to the dragon as it shrinks to pony size, and hug her.

The six ponies now behind me have their jaws to the floor. You just, wow. It's too funny.

Fire Flow, is one of my old companions as a filly, she was given to me as a young dragon, I was probably about 5 or 6 years of age. But, do I love this dragon more then ever.

"Fire Flow!?" they all say surprisingly in unison.

"Yeah, just to put it long story short, she's an old companion of mine." I said once I turned around, she stood besides me.

"I saw her shrink!!! Ooh! What else can she do?!" The pink earth pony asks me as she jumps up and down. She seems to be taking this well.

"Well, lots of stuff. As any other dragon with wings, she can fly." And just as I said that, Fire Flow flapped her wings and flew. Only for a few moments, just for demonstrating's sake.

"She can breath fire." I looked to her, and she let fire come out of her mouth, and towards the dirt, making it singe. Oh, do I love that sound.

"And uh... I don't know really what else she can do." I paused, "Besides making herself able to be younger or older to her will, but she only did that once.... On accident." I look at her, with that one look that says 'remember?' and Fire Flow slightly blushed, and smiled sheepishly.

Aha! Her name is Pinkie Pie, so anyways, she looks at her in awe. "Woooaahhhh... That's so cool!"

That one purple unicorn had her thinking face on, everypony knows that face, one eyebrow furrowed, hoof on the bottom of her chin, and just... That stare.

"But anyways, really, I should get going." I yawn, and stretch my wings. "I really am getting tired.."

I look to the rest of the ponies, and they simply nod, but that white one said something. I can't remember what, exactly.

I rode Fire Flow to the house and showed her around, she said to me that she will be staying for a few weeks.Of course, since I haven't seen her in.... Let's just say, a really long time, I with ease said something like 'please do!' and she made herself comfortable.

And so, I started to do the little things, like plant my seeds behind the house so my plants may start growing, and I spruced up the place a bit, but kept it dark, because I like it that way.

I saw the sun outside of the cursed window that awoke me, and by my surprise, the sun actually decided to start to set!

Awesome, now I can have a somewhat less crazy evening.

Then I put blinds on the window. I don't want the sun to wake me up again.

And so, I go to sleep. *yawn* See ya... Let's call it a journal, so I don't lose my mind.

Author's Note

Sorry it's been so long since I added in a chapter, I was working on Eternal Love and Say Something, so I got a tad distracted, oh, and I finally finished To Lose A Friend.... Months ago. Hahaha. Oh well, good day to you stalkers and stalkettes.

~Flow

Entry Three - I want to stop, but can't

Entry Three of the fact that this will keep me sane

.... For now

August 11th -

Day after my birthday, I guess I can start off with how I'm doing.

Fine.

Question solved? Great, now stop stalking me.. Wait.. This is a book...

Then why do I continue to write in this stupid thing!? I don't even like to read!

Yeah, I don't like reading, get that through your head..

Alright. That should be enough time.

I stayed inside today, I like to stay inside some days, but doesn't mean I don't go outside ever. Just means that some times.

I need some time to myself.

And so, I just drew a drawing.

A random pony running throughout the mist of the day and night colliding, saying,

"For the Lunar Republic."

.. I like the drawing.

I guess I better start doing stuff that's interesting for you.. I mean, you as in the book. If any pony is reading this, I will hunt you down.

.. Don't ask how.

But yeah, I'm planning on moving to PonyVille, I've heard ponies are nicer there.

And that a spirit lingers about there. Maybe I'll get to meet them.. Maybe

Anyways. I'll see you soon weird book that I'm not going to never say you're name.

Signing out-

~Grr

Entry Two - It's my birthday

Entry Two of what will be wasting my life away for ever..

August 10th ( Pah, it's only my birth day ) -

So you guessed it, it's my birthday. Go ahead, do.. Something.

My day wasn't all that exited filled as you may have thought. Me being a princess that was Forgotten means I had no one to celebrate with.

... I really need to visit Luna or Celestia sometime and let them remember that I even exist.

... I was being sarcastic.

Luna and Celestia have positively no idea who I am.

I have no idea what you're thinking right now, but you should stop..

Sorry, I'm just being mean now. Anyways

I went out, hoping some pony would at least say hello to me. But I guess not. They all just walked around,

some looked at me weird. But.. What do I expect?

I've been alive for- wait..

Technically not alive.

But at the same time, technically not dead..

Does being resurrected count as being dead or alive? I dunno, and the world may never know.

Don't even try to answer. Haha.

So I made myself a cake, had a slice of it. I don't want to be fat, so I went around town finding my old friends and gave them each a slice. Although they couldn't remember me, or were just terrified, they still enjoyed a good slice of cake.

I went back home with a empty tray on my back. I didn't feel like using any more of my magic. But that didn't bother the fact that ponies were pointing and looking at me weird... Still

.. I don't get it, do I just look weird???

I made a few drawings. Just normal things, wolves, Luna and all that. Little things just here and there.

Right now the moon is up high, it's probably 11pm at night. And I like it that way.

So yeah, that about sums up this day.

Upwards and onwards!

~Grr