The Pink Chicken

     She knew it would be at the rock farm! She bribed Rainbowdash with a piece of one of the wonderbolts hoof nails. Her and Rainbowdouch were ready to murder that fool! They set off, Pinkie Pie was riding her peddle-copter and Rainbowdash was flying becasue yeah. They finally found the farm after almost five minutes of seaching! They were face to face with the Pinkie Pie's kidney! Oh and the chicken suit.

       Pinkie Pie Exclaimed "Oh come on! You weren't even gonna sell it you chicken bastard!" That suit was a big fat meanie! She was ready to kill it! But it had swords! Small swords! Daggers! With a quick slash Rainbowdash was sliced in half with her guts and bibs flying everywhere in a bloody only making the battlefield and Pinkie Pie cooler! They did various chops and blocks for four hours strait until pinkie sliced the chickens stomach... wait... it had a stomach! It was taking organs to become... A PONY! But with that slice it flew 47.453746 miles away as is screamed with it's new lungs and voice box thingy "I'M BLASTING OFF! FOR THE FIRST TIME!" With  that Pinkie walked away from the explosion that happened when the slice happened, oh that slice, it was so slicey! She did this as she walked into the other meaningless chapter of this story that is good!