tale's of a elder god

by anicus

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Sad, Dark, Romance
Length: 2636

as i lay there wondering how it all came to this me the elder god of lighting lying here on the floor dying because some lucky little punk got me with a god slayer weapon well i guess its no fun if u tell the end of the story first right so lets jump back say 50 thousand years giver take 100……..

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-06 01:03:07 UTC

chapter 1

50,000 somoute years ago a great battle was waged by the council of elders against the mad god this war itself lasted 10,000  years in the final battle against the mad god the last three elder gods of the twelve went in.

these last few gods were

escalon god of lighting

lunacis god of shadows

and airious god of the four winds

as they went to face him for what they knew would probably be the last time all of them prepared for death if it came for them as they stood on what was once the beautiful city know in the common tongue as avagis now lay in ruin as the three stood waiting for there opponent.

hello brothers. said the voice of a man materializing in front of  them

u lost the right to call us that long ago .escalon bellowed with enough force it shook the ground

yes quite. said lunacis voice dripping with venom

enough of this talking we have business to tend to so lets get this over with

very well. said the mad god

at that point the battle begun.

standing in the rubble over a dying mad god escalon stood triumphant but the feeling was all lost because he was now the last elder got he began to walk away in his last moments of life the dying god summoned all his remaining power and screamed.

if i cannot have this world nether shall u. he said snapping his fingers together using all his remaining magic and life force to send the lone god very far away.

before he could react escalon was hit with a very powerful teliportion spell sending him of in to the far reach's of space

with a thunderous boom escalon crashed in to the ground lying there not having the the strength to move no longer he simply lay there not having the strength to move any longer he simply let sleep come to him believing that it would be his last.

FLASH FORWARD 40,000 years

escalon slowly came to his body giving protest after not moving for so long he sat up and took notice of his surroundings he was in a cave no less then 20ft from side to side there were there was a small stream running through the middle the wall covered in glowing mushrooms

after about 5 minutes of sitting there he stood up and stretched his body he remembered   how he got here and then it dawned on him he was the last of his kind all others had died in the war that know one would ever even remembered that happened.

sighing to him self he thought well might as see what above with that he formed a drill out of  magic and slowly went up.

he was assaulted by rays of light hitting his hos eye's dame why did sister have to make thing so bright that's when he felt some thing two things to be precise they were godlike auras he couldn't tell exactly where they were but none the less he was happy as a kid who just got a sports car for Christmas.

after about 8 minutes of that he finally calmed down he looked around to see he was on the out skirts of some forest

he looked at a nearish by mountain and saw a castle sticking out the side of it.

now who ever built that thing has some serious balls. he said to know one in particular

well lets go see who built it. he thought to himself

after about half an hours walking he considered flying when he heard talking now being a elder god a speech is translated

the mystery voice began to say now now gentle wind no need to be afraid of this forest. the creature calling itself gentle wind said

escalon just stood there in shock it was sentient life granted they looked like ponies but still he walked out from the trees.

hello there. escalon said startling gentle wind to turn around and screaming at the top of here lungs MMOOOONNNSSSTTTEEERRR proceeding to fly away screaming.

as he watched her fly away he said out loud scratch that Pegasus .

well id prefer to not caous a friggin riot he used his powers to scan the various sentient life forms on the planet as he look down the list he only saw two that really caught his eye which were a species designated alicorns  and the other being his favorite of all his creations dragons he quick chose a color palate for both form for his dragon form he chose gold,blue,white while his alicorn form was just a stone gray with a white and gray mane and tail he figured he would save the dragon form for when some sorry chump tried to mug him with that he set of towards the castle at a slow pace the he remembered some thing that horse had a ass tattoo well if she had one why not me he quickly thought of something then was on his way again but not to long after walking he noticed something up with his hai.er.mane it was moving like a storm cloud would when caught in a breeze he he was about to change it back when little lighting stricks started never mind he said out loud .

4 HOURS later

it was getting dark he could probably kick the snot out of anything that attack him so he made a camp fire and went to bed soon after.

he was awoken by the loudest most annoying catch phrase ever CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ALICORN CATCHERS YAY

what the. was all he could muster he thought how could and thing so small make much noise he thought standing popping various points in your back.

he looked at him wide eyed the little orange Pegasus trying to very badly hide a net behind a bush

sup.i said yawning

they began to bow

why are u bowing to me. i questioned

well ur a alicorn in all we assumed ur royalty

nah not really.i said lazily

if your not doing anything could u maybe go meet our friend twilight she would probably wanna meet u the little white unicorn said sure why not

YAY they all screamed in unison

not so early in the morning. said wincing slightly

sorry follow us.the little yellow one said

we walk for about 1 hours before i realized we were in a apple orchard huh i thought i guess u don't look up as much as u should. i thought.

by the way i never did catch your name's

o i guess not im applebloom the is sweetiebelle pointing a hoof at the the little unicorn.

and im scootaloo they all said while walking.

it took us about 30 minutes to get to the town

it was quiet and nice nobody was up save for those small few but even they look dead

it took us about 5 more minutes to reach the residence of the one called twilight it was the second most balls structure he had seen

it was a house/library made out of a tree

well here she is we best get going. i waved them good by

went up to the door and knock .

twilight sparkle opened the door she stood there staring at at me like she had just seen a ghost.

um hello i was told that one twilight sparkle lives here im sorry if i bothered u. i said as i started to walk away

oh wait. she said

i stopped and turned around

yes. i said turning back around

um would u like to come in. twilight said

sure thank u very much.i said walking inside

then i noticed something about her it wasn't very strong only a little over demigod but she had a aura i smiled my mind

but was quickly brought out of my thoughts by her talking

can i get u some coffee. she asked

sure thanks. i said sitting at one of the chairs strewn about the room

twilight returned about 5 minutes later with two cups of coffee and some sugar and creamer she offered me some but i just chose to leave my black

so if u don't mind me asking why did u come to my house at 7 in the mourning.she asked with a skeptical look in her eyes

well to tell the truth i was making my way to the castle sticking out of the mountain but when i got ready to start moving i found three fillies calling them self's the cutie mark crusader after a very intriguing experience with them trying to  catch me they said that i should go see u they showed me the way and they left before i knocked on your door.i concluded

why come here if u were heading to canterlot. in a questioning tone

canta-what now. i said

canterlot the city u were heading to and how could u not know that its the capital city of equestria and your a alicorn you'v probably been around for a few thousand years.she said slightly irritated

to be exact im around 900,000 years old and during that time i wasn't exactly paying attention to what was going on.i said matter a factly

the look on her face was priceless it was a mixture of shock and disbaleaf it was priceless

chapter 2

As soon as she made that face i held my calm composure four about 10 seconds before a broke out laughing as soon as that was over she did not look happy

what was that for.twilight said angrily

the look on your face when u heard my age was perfect i haven't laughed  like that in a long time thanks. i said with a slight chuckle at the end

thank u. she said warily

but it dose not excuse what u did. she said with a miffed tone

well i'm sorry then. i said

so the only reason u came here was because u were on your way to canterlot u just   decided to come here because u had some extra time. she said

yep that exactly what it is. i said

before either of us could say another word a voice sounded from upstairs

twilight are up yet. said a sleepy looking lizard of some kind

yes im up spike.she said

whoa whos that.the small lizard now know as spike said

well this is actually i never caught your name. she said

well my name is escalon .i said

well that's a weird name . he said

spike!.twilight said a little loud

no its ok it is a little weird now that i think about it so no harm done but not to sound rude but what are u .i said questioningly

im a mighty fire breathing dragon. he said puffing up his chest and letting out a small torrent of flames

thats cool well thank u for the conversation and the coffee see u later.i said getting up and heading to the door

oh well thank u for visiting dont be a stranger come back some time. she said

as i walk for the door out of the corner of my eye i looked out the window to see the street filled with ponies.

on second thought i think ill teleport out i dont want to draw a crowd. said out loud

before either of them could say anything i teleported to the spot i made camp this morning

if i had to guess it  around 8:30 ish so i got awhile to to travel this time ime gonna fly. i said out loud taking to the sky

6 HOURS LATER

i was close enough to the city to were i could see the whole thing for a race of creatures that dont have hands it pretty dam good looking i landed about 10 minutes out side the place figured that it might look weird for me to fly over the wall.

i walked for about five minutes before i could see the fact that they had check point i thought to my self no problem as i walk to the wall making sure no one is looking be for i make my self invisible and phase shift through the wall i come out in what looks like a alley way i love being a god i almost brought down my invisibility then i remember those fillies saying that all the alicorns they know of are royalty not realy wanting to cause a commotion i keep it up and jump to the roof above

ok so were to go. i say to myself

i revert to my human form wall keeping the invisibility up before i could figure out what to do next my stomach says it for me

ok im hungry i look around i spot a pastrie stand i us my powers tap him on the back of his head and while he is turned around

a shoot a lighting tether on a few pastries and pull them up to me before any one can notice i spend the next few minutes sitting there eating my food i bite in to one but this one in stead of have a nice fruity center like all the others no this one had fucking hay at the center it was gross as shit so naturally a burned it to a crisp on the spot after that i made sure that none of the other had that kind of center then i set of to the castle

it took me about 15 minute to get there

i hop over one of the fences and land in one of the gardens there are three paths leading so i go

iny miny miny oh fuck it . i say out loud as i go down the middle path.

i walk down the path for about 8 minutes i wonder to myself where the guards are then i hear the one thing that every being that has fought some thing evil can recognize the laugh so at a slow sprint i head in the the direction i heard the laugh i approach what looks like a big ass door that as been blown in with a crap-ton of unconscious guards  out front i think to my self that answers were all the guards are.

walk in to the room to see what looks like a bug pony surrounded by smaller one of its species with what looks like three alicorns one pink with a mane that has white pink and purple in it another one that is white with a mono color mane  and the last one is a dark blue alicorn with a mane that looks like its made of stars and the last creature is one i would have never guessed it was a chaos dragon i thought that they went extinct in the early years of the war it was bending over holding its limp arm i uncloak and bring my finger to my lips to tell them to be quite i use my powers to dawn juggernaut armor which which make u look hulked out in massive grey spiky armor

and charge them wall the big one is still monolingual

and then i use my powers to play this catching them off guard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJGST0XNAIg

they couldnt react in time before i crash in to them scattering them around the room before they could get up i did a energy pulse sending them every which way out all the windows i stopped the song and turned around to look at them the alicorns look at me with shocked faces the chaos dragon looks like hes gonna wet himself.